timmy’s secret wish is the worst episode of fairly oddparents i have ever seen :’D - forget about chloe or sparky or season 10 - this is the one where it turns out that timmy is actually 60 years old and cheated his way into never having to let go of his fairies - which results in cosmo and wanda losing Poof.
Naturally, all of this ends with Timmy getting his fairies, Poof and his youth back, without any permanent consequences or punishment whatsoever.
My patronus is a bumblebee (yes for real) could you tell me some upside to it maybe? I just feel like it's super small and yeah. Thank you ilysm!
bumblebees don’t die when they sting you (that’s just honeybees) so they’re more ferocious than they seem (sounds a lot like a hufflepuff)
they’re yellow and black UM HELLO
bumblebees don’t actually make honey but they’re still super important for pollinating plants like apples, cherries, tomatoes, cotton etc
they live in colonies of 50-500 and are all about that teamwork
there’s 3 types of bumblebee: the queen who’s the top bitch and basically just lays eggs, other females are the workers who bring food and build the nest, and the males are called drones and they’re just there to mate with the queen really. they don’t even get a sting lol
in autumn the ENTIRE COLONY DIES except the queen who hibernates and lays a bunch of eggs…..then she dies too
nice to know everyone is fully committed to going down with this ship
when it gets hot worker bees flap around by the entrance to circulate the hot air
they’ve basically invented air con WHAT
they can beat their wings 200 PER SECOND WHAT THE FUCK. even hummingbirds can’t do more than 50/second how is that possible
in native american cultures the bumblebee represents honesty, pure thinking, willingness, and drive
in 2008 they discovered a colony of bumblebees on MOUNT EVEREST 5600m above sea level. that’s the highest known altitude for any insect ever. bumblebees aren’t fucking around
fun fact: dumbledore is an old english word for bumblebee. jkr liked it because she could imagine dumbledore wandering around the castle humming to himself like a bee <3
doesn’t make eye contact with you every time you try and talk to them and when you finally ask them what’s wrong they make death stare eye contact that could rip apart a soul, while they tell you how you fudged up
makes you know that they’re pissed with you, they yell and scream and will make your life as hellish as they can until they’re no longer mad at you
barely everrrrr gets mad but if they do they just get mad about it at home and vent to their diary, they may tell one or two people and though the anger fades away quickly they won’t forget what happened
they only get mad at you if you’ve actually done something wrong and will really sternly tell you about it but they won’t be mad for tooooo long
gives you three thousand eye rolls and won’t take any of your crap, they’ll just pretend you don’t exist and get on with their life
makes everyone around them know that they’re mad and doesn’t hesitate to tell anyone what it’s about and will probably be mad for quite a long time
will confront you about it in private and may cry but will get over it pretty quickly as they’ll want to invite as many people to their next party as they can, even if they’re kinda mad at you
summons their personal demons to haunt you
will distance themself from you but will be an icy polite if you make conversation
you’re dead before you can realise what happens when they’re mad
if you did something that reallyyyyyy made them mad to the point they don’t want to have anything to do with you anymore, they’re really skilful at drifting from people and making it seem like it was natural (even thought it was their doing) lol u slay
if they’re mad they’ll vent to people but if they’re frustrated mad then they’ll cry
Y/n, we… we
made a bet…” he looked down not wanting to finish his sentence. Just the
thought of Jin being so heartbroken over something made your heart hurt. “we
made a bet a long time ago…. We… y/n please don’t be mad’ he looks as if he was
shaking. ‘Just spill it Jin! What’s so hard to tell me!” you angrily spat at
him, you wanted to know the truth, why have they been acting weird?
“y/n we made a
bet on you when we first met you… we at first didn’t want to be friends with
you but w-we bet on who could be friends with you and stay friends with you the
longest…” he was on the verge of tears, you could tell he felt sorry and wished
it never happened but you were too mad to notice.
eyes filled with tears, you couldn’t seem to say anything, you had no words. You
heard your name being called by all of them, each trying to hug you or console
you, telling you they were sorry, that they loved you but you couldn’t hear it.
You didn’t feel comfortable anymore, you were holding yourself on their couch
scared to touch anything. You kept your head down you didn’t want to show them
that you were weak, that they actual hurt you. before they could explain themselves,
you ran. You ran as far as your legs could take you. out their door, onto the
streets, you could hear the members running after you but you didn’t want to
talk to them, you ran so fast that when you stopped you didn’t know where you
You sat on the
pavement by the edge of the street, you were cold, heart broken, and everything
in between. How could they? They meant so much to you. you even called them
your family but family doesn’t do that, they don’t bet on you, for what reason
to? How much were they getting paid for this bet? They bet your whole life ever
since you meant them. For once you felt like you’ve made a family, who you
could trust, who has held you when you were in tears, when you were hurt, they
were there they promised you that you could trust them that’s they’ll never
hurt you and the sad part is? That you believed them. You wanted to forget
them. Was all this a joke to them? They never cared about you huh? When they
comforted you would they just laugh when you were out of earshot? How could
they do this.
You got up and started to walk you didn’t know
where you were going but you just wanted to go…. Leave this place. The more you
thought about them and the ‘bet’, the faster you walked. The tears in your eyes
blurring your vision caused you to fall and scrape your knee, you yelped in
pain as your whole body fell to the ground, that’s when you lost it, the crying
started again but this time without an end. you tried to get up only stumbling
back down to the ground, you twisted your ankle, you reached your phone and
called (y/bff/n) she was your best friend other than the boys. “pick up….” you
mumbled between your tears. “hey y/n! what? Slow down. What happened?” you
managed to calm down enough to tell her to pick you up, you couldn’t tell her
what happened… at least not now… you sent her your location, and within 10
minutes she had raced over to you. “y/n!” she ran out to help you into her car.
when you sat down, you started crying again, how could one person cry this much
you thought to yourself but you didn’t really care, you were hurt, you didn’t know
if you could trust them again. (y/f/n) just let you cry it out she tried to
comfort you the best as she could but it didn’t seem to work you were still
crying, balling your eyes out. You were thankful she didn’t ask any questions
you weren’t ready to answer any of them, you didn’t know if you’d ever be.
When you reached your apartment, you could see Jin,
Hoseok, and Yoongi waiting there you saw their faces, Hoseok was in tears just
like you, Yoongi was hurt he turned around not facing the members with him to
cry a bit before turning back around trying to conceal his tears, Jin looked
broken… you didn’t know how to explain it any other way then broken. You squeezed
(y/f/n) signalling her to help you out. You whispered in her ear that you didn’t
want to talk to them ad she just nodded she gave you a sad look before
following your command.
. She helped you out
of the car, and you could already hear the scream your name in relief. (y/f/n)
told them to back away, they followed her instructions. You could hear them
mumble your name a few times but they stayed quiet. When you were at your
apartment you heard Yoongi yelling your name, he was running after you “y/n
talk to us! We promise we don’t mean it! We regret it!” he yelled so loud you
were pretty sure he woke up everyone in the building “please… please y/n …I
regret it so much…. Please don’t leave us… don’t leave me” he fell to his
knees in front of you, with the others running behind him trying to catch up
you. You yelped out a cry, and slammed your door. You couldn’t face them, so much
was running through your head you didn’t want to face them. You dragged
yourself down by the door and Yoongi started banging on the door “y/n! Please! Let
me in! let us in! please y/n!” with every bang your heart broke. You could hear
Hoseok and Jin as well. It broke your heart, you couldn’t face them though you
were to hurt from what happened you couldn’t. while their voices got louder
your sobs did as well. You heard Jin tell Yoongi and Hoseok to give you some
space and with one last bang you heard “Y/n we won’t give up, I won’t give up…I’m
sorry” they could hear your sobs and you knew that, you tried to cover your
mouth anything to muffle the noises but it wouldn’t work you just cried louder.
A/N: lol guys what do u think? thank you for patiently waiting for part 3! honestly i had so many thoughts for this part and I’m sorta ok with how it turned out what do y'all think? thank you all for liking this series so much it means the world to me! part 4?
I’m convinced that this boy is made out of sunshine and rainbows and he is always bringing me so much joy. His voice is like heaven, although many like to sleep on his lovely vocals. He’s also always out there killing the selfie game. Might drop kick you if you mention liking cucumbers in front of him so watch out. You’ll never regret biasing this angel! ✨
10th century. Hogwarts being founded. Only it’s the MIDDLE AGES, and
the houses aren’t about ‘traits’ because people are born into their places, right?
Like Feudal shit and all. And what do we know about Salazar? He’s the one who
made the Sorting Hat, and also supposedly had a big argument with Godric that
led to Salazar leaving, and making this awful chamber and being a Muggle hater
and a blood purist but WHY? It’s before the statute of secrecy and did he really just want to kill
a shit load of people? (Because if he was EVIL evil, then I can’t ship him with
anyone, but if he WASN’T? What if he WASN’T? And history is just….not quite
right? A thousand years is a long time for things to get fuzzy and distorted.)
And what if the houses are really about CLASS and SITUATION, like….
Gryffindor = knights. Ravenclaw = clergy. Slytherin = aristocrats. and
Hufflepuff = serfs/commoners.
And like, Godric is always running off and fighting fucking dragons
and booming with laughter and taking nothing serious ever and Rowena is up in
her fucking tower all the time, and it’s Helga and Salazar who are stuck with
the day to day running of the place, and courses are designed by class.