long posts

psychic: reads my mind
me: japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it’s ♫ beautiful ♫ in the year negative a billion japan might not’ve been here. in the year negative 40,000 it was here. and you could walk to it. and some people walked to it. then it got warmer, some icebergs melted, it became an island and now there’s lots of ~trees~ (because it’s warmer.) so now there’s people on  the island, they’re basically sort of hanging out in between the mountains eating nuts off trees and using the latest technology. like stones. and bowls. ding dong, it’s the outside world and they have technology from the future. like really good metal. and crazy rice farms. now you can make a lot of rice really really quickly. that means if you own the farm, you own a lot of food, which is something everybody needs to /survive/. so that makes you king. rice farming and rice kingdoms spread across the land, all the way to here. the most important kingdoms were here, here, here, here, here, here and here. but this one was the most most important, ruled by a “heavenly superperson”, called emperor for short. knock knock. get the door, it’s religion. the new prince wants everyone to try this hot new religion from baekje. “please try this religion,” he said. “no,” said everybody. “try it,” he said. “no,” said everybody again, quieter this time. and so the religion was put into place, and all the rules that came with it. then the government was taken over by another clique, and they made some reforms, like making the government govern more, and making the government more like china’s government, which is a government that governs more. “hi china,” they said. “hi dipshit,” said china. “can you call us something else, other than dipshit?” said japan. “like what?” said china. “♫ how about sunrise land? ♫” said japan. and they stole china’s alphabet and wrote a book. about themselves. and then they made lots of poetry and art and another book about themselves. then they stopped moving the capital every time the emperor died and kept it in one place for a while. right here. and they conquered the north finally, get that squared away. a rich hipster named kukai is bored with modern buddhism, visits china and learns a better version which is more ~spiritual~ comes back, reinvents the alphabet and causes art and literature to be ~great~ for a long time. and the royal palace turned into such a dream world of art that they really didn’t give a shit about running the country. so if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ♫ hire a samurai ♫ everyone started hiring samurai. (correction: rich important people hired samurai. poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai.) the samurai became organized and powerful, more powerful than the government. so they made their own military government, here. they let the emperor still be “emperor”, but the shogun is actually in control. BREAKING NEWS the Mongols have invaded China. “we’ve invaded china,” said the mongols. “please respect us, or else we might invade you as well.” “okay,” said japan. so the mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. but they tried again, and had a nice time fighting with the japanese but then died in a tornado. then the emperor overthrows the shogunate, then the shogunate overthrows him back and moves to kyoto and makes a new shogunate. and the emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants, that’s fine. ♫ now there’s more art ♫ like painting with less colors, collaborative poetry, plays, monkey fun, tea parties, gardening, architecture, flowers. it’s time for who’s going to be the next shogun? usually it’s the shogun’s kid. but the shogun doesn’t have a kid, so he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk and be the next shogun. he says ok. but then the shogun has a kid. so now who’s it gonna be? vote now on your phones. and everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down. the shogun actually didn’t care, he was off somewhere doing poetry. and the whole country broke into pieces. everyone is fighting with each other for local power, and it’s anybody’s game. knock knock. it’s europe. no, they’re not here to take over (yet) they just wanna sell some shit. like clocks. and guns. and ~jesus~. so that’s cool, but everyone’s still fighting with each other for control. now with guns!! and wouldn’t it be nice to control the capital, which right now is puppets, with no one controlling them? this clan is ready to make a run for it, but first they have to trample this smaller clan which is in the way. surprise, the smaller clan wins, and the leader of that clan steals the idea of invading the capital, and invades the capital, and it goes very well. he’s about halfway through conquering japan when someone who works for him kills him, and then someone else who works for him kills them. and that guy finishes conquering japan. and then he confiscated everybody’s swords and made some rules. “and now i’m going to invade korea, and then hopefully china,” he said and failed, and also died. but before he died, he told these five guys to take care of his 5 year old son until he’s old enough to be the next ruler of japan. and the five guys said “Yeah, Right. it’s not gonna be this kid. it’s gonna be one of Us. cuz we’re /grownups/.” and it’s probably gonna be this guy who happens to be way more rich and powerful than the others. a lot of people support him, but a lot of people support not supporting him. they have a fight, and he wins, and starts a new government, right here ~Edo~ and he still lets the emperor dress like an emperor and have very nice things. but don’t get confused. this is the new government, and they are very strict. so strict they closed the country. no one can leave, and no one can come in. except for the dutch, if they want to buy and sell shit, but they have to do it right here. now that the entire country was not at war with itself the population increased a lot. business increased, schools were built, roads were built, everyone learned to read, books were published, there was poetry, plays, sexy times, puppet shows, and dutch studies. people started to study european science from books they bought from the dutch. we’re talking geography, skeletons, physics, chemistry, astronomy, maybe even electricity. over time, the economic and cultural prosperity began to gradually slow down- knock knock. it’s the United States. with huge boats. (with guns) (gunboats) “open the country. stop having it be closed.” said the united states. there’s really nothing they could do, so they signed a contract that lets united states, britain and russia visit japan anytime they want. choshu and satsuma hated this. “that sucks.” they said. “this sucks!!!!” and with almost very little outside help, they overthrew the shogunate, and somehow made the emperor the emperor again, and moved him to edo which they renamed eastern capital. they made a new government which was “a lot more western”. they made a new constitution that was pretty western and a military that was pretty western. and do you know what else is western? that’s right, it’s conquering stuff. so what can we conquer? korea. they conquer korea, taking it from its previous owner china, and then go a little bit further. and russia rushes in out of nowhere and says “stop, no, you can’t take that. we were gonna build a railroad through here to try to get some warm water.” and russia builds their railroad, supervised by a shit ton of soldiers. and then when the railroad was done they downgraded to a fuck ton. (did i say downgrade? i meant upgrade.) and japan says “can you maybe chill?” and russia says “How About Maybe You Chill?” japan’s kinda scared of russia. you’ll never guess who’s also kinda scared of russia. great britain. so japan and great britain make an alliance together so they can be “a little less scared of Russia”. feeling confident, japan goes to war against russia, just for a moment, and then they both get tired and stop. ♫ it’s time for World War 1 ♫ The World is about to Have A War because it’s the 1900’s and weapons are getting crazy, and all these empires are excited to try them out on each other. meanwhile japan has been enjoying conquering stuff and wants m o r e and the next thing on our list is this part of china and lots of tiny islands. all that stuff belongs to germany, which has just had war declared on them by britain, because britain was friends with belgium, which is being trespassed by germany in order to get to france to kick france’s ass because france is friends with russia who is getting ready to kick austria’s ass because austria is getting ready to kick serbia’s ass because someone from serbia shot the leader of austria’s ass. (er, actually shot him in the head.) and britain is currently friends with japan, so you know what that means? duh. ♫ japan should take the islands ♫ which they wanted to do anyway. so they called britain on the tele to sort of let them know. and then they did it. and they also helped britain a little here and there with some errands and stuff. now the war is over and congratulations japan you technically fought in the war which means you get to sit at the negotiating table with the big dudes where they decided who owns what. and yes, japan gets to keep all that shit they stole from germany. you also get to join the post-war mega alliance ♫ the League of Nations ♫ whose mission statement is to try not to take over the world. the great depression is bad and japan’s economy is now crappy. but the military is doing just fine and it invades manchuria. and the League of Nations is like “no, don’t do that, if you’re in the league of nations you’re not supposed to take over the world!” but japan said ♫ how bout i do anyway? ♫ and japan invaded more and more and more and more of china and was planning to invade the entire east. You’ve Got Mail it’s from germany. the new leader of germany. he has a cool moustache and is trying to take over the world and needs friends. this also got forwarded to italy, and they all decided to be friends because they have so much in common. ♫ it’s time for World War 2 ♫ (the sequel) germany is invading the neighbors. then they invade the neighbor’s neighbors. then the neighbor’s neighbor’s neighbors, who happened to be britain said “holy shit” and the united states started helping britain because they are ♫ good friends ♫ and started not helping japan because ♫ their friends and our friends are not friends ♫ ♫ plus they’re planning on invading the entire ocean ♫ the united states is also working on a large very huge bomb, bigger than any other bomb, ever™, just in case. but they still haven’t joined the war. war looks bad on tv, and the united states is really starting to care about their image. but then japan spits on them in hawaii and challenges them to war, and they say yes. and then germany, as a symbol of friendship, declares war on the united states also, and so the united states goes to war in europe. and they help the gang chase germany back in to germany, and they also start chasing japan back into japan. and they haven’t used the bomb yet, and are curious to see if it works, so they drop it on japan. they actually drop two. united states installed a new government inspired by the united states government with just the right ingredients for a ♫ post-war economic miracle ♫ and japan starts making tvs, vcrs automobiles and camcorders as fast as they can and also better than everybody else. they get rich and the economy goes wild and then the miracle wears off but everything’s still pretty cool i guess ♫ bye ♫
psychic: what the fuck

Simple M!As
  • Blind:Muse is unable to see for __
  • Mute:Muse is unable to speak for __
  • Deaf:Muse is unable to hear for __
  • Paralysis:Muse is unable to move __ (anon specifies what) for __
  • Mind:Muse cannot remember anything or anyone for __
  • Mutation:Muse has an extra __ (anon specifies what) for 3 days.
  • Genderbent:Muse is the opposite gender for __
  • Petite:Muse is about the size of a pen cap for __
  • Tall:Muse is __ (anon specifies how tall) for __
  • Split:Muse has split into two people, one evil and one nice, lasts a day.
  • Roleswap:Muse has the body of the mun for __
  • Flip Flop:Two muses switch bodies, lasts for a day.
  • Together:Muse is stuck in __'s body with them for __
  • Speak:Muses voice changes to __ (anon specifies what) for a day.
  • Bald:Muse has no hair for a day.
  • Hair:Muse has hair (on their head) that is as long as themselves for __
  • Agrees:Muse has to say yes to everything for a day.
  • Disagrees:Muse has to say no to everything for a day.
  • Cloak:Muse becomes invisible, but can still be heard and felt, etc. for __
  • Ghost:Muse becomes a ghost that can possess other's bodies for __
  • Animal:Muse becomes a __ (anon specifies what animal) for __
  • Angel:Muse becomes an angel (duh) for __
  • Demon:Muse becomes a demon (once again duh) for __
  • Possessed:Muse is possessed by a demon, making them do strange and unusual things for __
  • Fashion:Muse becomes obsessed and snobby about fashion and tries to change other's appearance if they don't like it for __
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Five Elements Nature Transformations  | 五大性質変化

There are five basic types into which the nature of chakra can be transformed. These five types are also called elements and are not only the origin of the names of the Five Great Shinobi Countries, but also the foundation of all elemental ninjutsu. The five basic natures are all connected to each other in a circle (here, the edit follow the right order), each being weaker than one and stronger than another.

↳ Animanga Poster Serie (3/?).

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I was thinking about how Hyperion would be like if Rhys and Jack managed it together as Co-CEOs. The classic ‘Good Cop/Bad Cop’ seems to fit well with these two corporate jerks. 

One of the aspects I enjoy most about Rhys and Jack’s dynamic is that their temperaments are different enough to balance each other but overlap enough for them to collaborate ::::: Rhys is level-headed enough to keep Jack grounded and keep him from making rash/destructive decisions. Jack is a lot more experienced in running a business and I assume he’s quite brilliant at it. There’s a limit to what sheer force can achieve, and waving a gun around alone can’t push a corporation to the top while making the population love/hate him. He’s a man who knows when to use a whip, make bold decisions, and when to use a carrot (he just likes using the whips too much). He can mentor Rhys in those aspects.

So I guess this would be a rough draft of a (canon divergence?) AU where the Vault Hunters and residents in other galaxies refer to them as the “Two-Headed Snake of Hyperion” (idk it’s funny to me)::::: Together, they launch a planet rehabilitation project called “Project Angel” for Pandora, where they combine Jack’s approach of using force to wipe out legit trash bandits and dangerous creatures, and Rhys’ approach of forming a safe community and living environment with more consideration for the rest of the Pandorans.

—edit: I’ve decided to call this a “HyperionSnake!AU”

If you have any plans of loving her make sure to give her letters every day. Write them even if she teases you that your handwriting seems as if a 5th grader wrote it. If you’re going to love her, bring her pizza and beer if that’s what she wants for dinner, even if she should be eating healthy. If you’re going to take her out on a date, gently take the strands off from her face when the wind blows through her hair. Look at her and kiss her blushed cheeks when she looks back at you. If you wish to love and keep her, never, ever forget the facial expressions she’d wear. She looks disappointed? Take her outside and let her breathe some fresh air. She looks upset? Knock on her door even if it’s 3 in the morning and watch her favorite film while sitting on the floor with her and don’t forget to bring food. Not-in-the-mood look? Cuddle with her and run your fingers through her hair until she falls asleep in your arms. If you’re going to love her, keep up with her. She may complain most of the time, but always remember that it is you that makes her happier with every minute that comes and goes. If you’re going to fall in love with her, make sure that your only intention is to fall deeper as you get to know who she is behind the smile, the whines, the laughter and the tears. If you want her to love you more, make her happy despite her giving you a hard time. And if it was your turn to love her, do everything in your power to keep her, because she’d give you the world if she could.
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part of [Xiaolin Showdown/Xiaolin Chronicles Reverse!AU]

this is the final character design of Reverse!Chase [1st concept here]

 Chase Young is a young tech genius that has a bit of a reputation for creeping everyone out. He loves lizards and cats. His dream (besides world domination) is to have a pet alligator. but his mom says no.

  He’s a sneaky little brat who is usually perky with the jolly I-don’t-give-a-fuck-about-everyone-else-but-me attitude, but can lash out aggressively if someone angers him. 

  He personally enjoys beating the crap out of his enemies. He also becomes quite skilled in T’ai chi when he reaches his early-mid 20s. (it’s a bit shaky in his early teen years) In battles, he loves using his staff, which can transform into various types of weapons. (Above images only shows its basic use). Staff is his favorite. 

  Before the weapon ejects from the heli-pack, he can choose what type of weapon he wants to use with his watch-remote-controller. After he chooses one, the heli-pack inserts the according chip into the weapon system, and the said weapon transforms into the chosen weapon once it ejects from the heli-pack. — more diverse weapons appear after each upgrade. he starts off with 3 basic types : hammer, staff, and combat gloves.

  Mr. and Mrs. Young are very proud of their little prodigy, and they don’t really care what he does for his “hobby” as long as he keeps up his excellent academic records and business performance.

  Mr. Young is a stern man who wants his son to inherit his business. Mrs. Young adores his son, and being a bit of a tiger mom, she forces Chase to learn various skills.

  Chase doesn’t have any strong love interests. or if he does, he doesn’t show. There’s his obvious obsession with Jack, but that’s a whole different story. 

(relationship diagram will be posted later on)

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@arfaise ,,, Thank you!! I had lots of story scene ideas pop up right after reading your mssg but, unfortunately, I don’t have enough time to flesh them out properly atm. So here’s a drawing that pretty much summarizes how they work together…. clearly ref-ed this ancient meme

Sorry for not having a proper name for the AU haha. Let’s call it a [Hyperion Snake!AU] for now. I definitely want to work more on the AU later on. I’m even contemplating writing a fic about it, but with all the stuff on my to-do list, it might not be happening soon. I’ll occasionally dabble in it tho. It’s lots of fun.

@bloodandhedonism ,,, And here it is!!! Rhack is, as I quote my old tweet, “ rhack (a.k.a. jack/rhys), ship summary: a leggy asshole company man falls in love with a murderous jackass daddy CEO.” It’s… my guilty pleasure ship >_>//

Had lots of fun drawing this pic. I think I’m finally figuring out how to draw them.