things we know about hunk canonically that aren’t food jokes:
got into the garrison which is the top space program in vld verse for earth and got in as an engineer
is super smart. built the tracker for the blue lion in s1
empathetic. forged thru his own debilitating anxiety about being dragged into a war to help save the balmerans. also suggests he has a strong sense of morality
described as the ‘friendliest and kindest member of the team’ according to his wikia
also the strongest of the team after allura
has learned how to pilot the yellow lion despite not being a pilot or training for it holy shit
headstrong and not scared to stand up for his own opinion. immediately caught onto rolo and nyma being suspicious and spoke up about it despite the rest of the team wanting to be friendly w them. won’t just go w the flow and will call bullshit
the above also implies a v good sense of character and judgement from hunk and that’s he’s v good at reading ppl in general
is the most realistic. points out dangers in certain scenarios and probably has his head on the straightest after shiro
a v quick study and good marksman! his aim w his bayard is probably best after lance’s
probably v well versed in xenobiology bc he can?? make human tasting food?? out of alien food?? magic man
canonically a badass engineer who can figure out advanced alien tech and work w it despite it being lightyears ahead of what earth tech he had access to before
incredibly loyal. wanted to be the leader w yellow as his lion instead of the actual black paladin
does actually have a wicked sense of humor and is quite goofy himself
reads ppl’s diaries, would not want to cross
a good diplomat seeing as he (+lance) were able to make negotiations w alien leaders w/o allura being there in s3
REMEMBER HOW VIKTOR SKATES STAY CLOSE TO ME TO YUURI IN THE ABSOLUTE FIRST SCENE
AND THEN HE GETS THIS SMILE ON HIS FACE
THIS IS THE SOFTEST VIKTOR
especially when you consider how sad he looks while skating the same program at Worlds, because although it might be an artistic choice I also think it’s meant to highlight the deep longing Viktor feels for someone to be close to
NOT ONLY DOES HE GET TO PAIR SKATE THIS PROGRAM WITH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE HE ALSO FINALLY GETS TO PERFORM IT KNOWING THAT HE’S NOT ALONE ANYMORE BECAUSE YUURI WILL NEVER LEAVE HIM
me at 3:51 am: the lesbian label, in our society, is surrounded by so much stigma that many people consider it a curse word, like something you should never say around kids. this is mostly due to the blatant sexualization of lesbians, as we’re seen as nothing but straight girls and women waiting to be “fixed” by a man. in other words, lesbians are seen as a challenge to straight men, and not actual human women. other than that, the word “lesbian” has such a negative connotation that some people refuse to call themselves lesbians, not because the label doesn’t fit them, but because of how strongly negative it’s seen as. some people won’t even write - much less say - the word, even when writing or talking about lesbians. all in all, the word “lesbian” is stigmatized to the point where people consider it a worse word than a homophobic and transphobic slur.
me at 3:52 am: hhnghfn im such a lesbian i love girls
There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too treacherous to pass, but being learned in the magical arts, the three brothers simply waved their wands and made a bridge. Before they could cross, however, they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. It was Death, and he felt cheated. Cheated because travelers would normally drown in the river, but Death was cunning. He pretended to congratulate the three brothers on their magic and said that each had earned a prize for having been clever enough to evade him.
WARNING: the following text contains spoilers and can be considered disturbing to some readers. especially my brain, because it’s leaking out my ears after typing this.
This is the first movie ever I’ve gone to see on opening night. And let me just say that, for the record, I’m glad I went to watch with friends. Without them, I would have most likely calmly exited the room, climbed up to the roof, and dived straight off.