long donuts

She has her ways.

ALPHYS
S-sir? Uhh… How’s it going in here?

GASTER
Hm? Ah. Hmph. Fine.

ALPHYS
Yeah? Making p-progress?

GASTER
Mm-hm.

ALPHYS
… Enough progress that you c-could take a break?

GASTER
Mm. Later.

ALPHYS
How about now?

GASTER
Now is not later.

ALPHYS
A-actually “later” came and went several hours ago, sir… It’s 4 in the afternoon now.

GASTER
And?

ALPHYS
You’ve been at work since 4 this morning, sir.

GASTER

GASTER
What’s your point?

ALPHYS
Nnnggh doctor, please! I’m under strict orders from the King to s-stop you if you overwork yourself! He’s w-worried you might-

GASTER
I am not overworking myself, I’m perfectly fine! Besides, 12 hours is nothing!

ALPHYS
SIGH…

ALPHYS
There’s coffee and d-donuts in the break room~

GASTER
!!

GASTER
… You foul temptress.

ALPHYS
Hehehe! I k-know your every weakness, sir.

GASTER
Impossible: I have none. 

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Tales of Zestiria + Titles

donut-monster  asked:

Why is chair-kun also called pego?

((This dates back to before Persona 5 was released. The name Pego was dubbed by the Japanese fandom and was adapted by some English fans. From my understanding (and please correct me if I’m wrong), it’s a play on the word for Persona and the Japanese word for 5 (go); 

Pe (as in persona) + Five (go)= Pego.

Hence the name Pego was used to refer to the Persona 5 Protagonist! Hope this helps!))

so @internationaldibsprotocol and i had an interesting convo last night, which can be best summed up with:

OVERWATCH AU WHERE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME EXCEPT JACK MORRISON IS BUTCH FLOWERS

“That’s ‘Cappy to you!”

“We’re all friends now.”

AND OF COURSE IF FLOWERS IS MORRISON THEN REYES MUST BE

“You just got Sarge’d!”

R76 exists in every universe so…

“I love getting Sarge’d!”

And of course, if Reyes is Sarge then that must mean…

“Howdy, boys~! Officer Hot Pants, reporting for duty!”

anonymous asked:

A/B/O ... pony bois au ... same plot/storyline just used as undertones ... pls? BWAHAHAHAH MY LEIGE no but srsly pls feed my addiction

They were days when Dean would forget that his brother became an overgrown stallion behind his back, and he would conveniently forget other things that coincided with that as well - in fact, there were many things Dean liked to conveniently forget.  

Mostly things to do with Sam but others as well.

And it wasn’t like Dean was frail or anything, he in fact, was far taller than most other pegasai, and could kick a lot more ass than others who shared his status - special training to hunt the supernatural freaks of the world helped with that, moving on, however - and so he never found what he was to be bad.  Just a nuisance at times.

Being an omega came with some bonuses, ponies and monster would catch a whiff of his sweeter scent and bam, they underestimate the golden pegasai and the next thing they know they’re kissing existence goodbye.  Other’s were more apt to trust him and his ‘doe’ as they’ve been called, eyes, and renaissance missions were practically a breeze.

But it had it’s downsides.

For instance - being painfully, wrongfully, utterly attracted to your alpha brother who grew up way too much to be fair when he was off at university.

Like seriously - it’s like the colt was downing steroids or something, because, yeah, alphas are big.  But Sam was by far the largest he’s seen.

And something about tall, muscular, confident alpha’s apparently smashed through all of Dean’s knowledgeable good morals and simply told him to ‘fuck it and fuck it’.  It was confusing, and obnoxious, and Sam had to be catching on to this undue attraction, if by him always, and by that Dean meant fucking always, appearing at the worst of times to taunt his size, or strength, or magical prowess in Dean’s face until the pegasus’ wings popped open and Dean was left red faced and glaring at Sam’s stupidly handsome smug face.

It was all very stupid.  And Dean hated it.  And hated Sam sort of.  But mostly wanted to pull Sam in close and - ehem, not going there.

Today was like those days, Dean just minding his business, before suddenly ramming into a soft, warm, but still very firm wall, and backing up a few paces in shock because hello there Sammy.

“Hey Dean.”  Sam greeted, in that new, deep tone that Dean still wasn’t used to hearing, and damn it all he had that confident smirk going and his eyes were drilling through all of Dean’s defenses and yep - his wings are flung open again, and Sam’s chuckling, and Dean’s omega is whining like a bitch for him to do rather inappropriate things with this fine specimen of an alpha in the middle of this undeserving library.

“Heya’ Sammy.”  Dean choked out, desperately pulling his wings in close and Sam chuckled, again, a deep velvety thing, and Dean’s ears flattened.

“Asshole.”  Dean grumbled, again, face hot and ears hot and everything warm at the edges.

“Hm?  Did I do something wrong?”  Sam asked, leaning down and Dean’s breath wheezed out at the rush of Sam’s earthy scent.  Sam couldn’t help but laugh again, at Dean’s inability to function around him - and Dean bit the inside of his cheek.

All of this?  Totally unfair.

-

pony bois and abo????? day by day my morals fall away

the signs as things my dnd group has said, part 1
  • aries: "Boom, clap, the sound of dead ghouls..."
  • taurus: "YOU BETTER NOT SET THE WOODS ON FIRE"
  • gemini: "If I had a penis, I'd have fucked a donut a long time ago."
  • cancer: [chanting] "UP MY ASS! UP MY ASS!"
  • leo: "Let's longsword this bitch."
  • virgo: "My reaction is to /pee myself./"
  • libra: "DON'T LICK THE GOBLIN."
  • scorpio: "You don't get a point of inspiration for tripping and eating it on a fucking chair."
  • sagittarius: [sarcastically] "We're gonna go on a pub crawl with my horse."
  • capricorn: "That may not be the real rules but I'm drunk."
  • aquarius: "I officially kick the halfling."
  • pisces: "We're boned; might as well punch things."
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Here is a list of reasons not to kill yourself. There are no guilt trips like ‘for your family’ etc. These are reasons you should stay alive because you will never experience them if you are not alive.
68 Reasons to not kill yourself:
1. new albums
2. your pets will miss you
3. starry nights
4. staying in bed when it’s cold
5. trying on stupid sunglasses
6. good coffee
7. shitty coffee
8. skinny dipping
9. watching a sunrise
10. watching a sunset
11. skyping at midnight
12. tree houses
13. rainbows
14. night swimming
15. walks in the rain
16. donuts
17. long drives to nowhere
18. hotel rooms
19. putting on new contacts
20. taking a bra off
21. warped tour
22. tumblr
23. reading a good book the first time
24. reading a good book the thirty second time
25. cuddling
26. putting your favorite outfit on
27. bubble baths
28. long showers
29. singing along to songs
30. singing badly
31. looking at art
32. going to the beach
33. telling someone you love them the first time
34. telling someone you love them the 100th time
35. kisses
36. going inside when it’s hot out
37. going inside when it’s cold out
38. Sitting on a rooftop
39. laughing
40. petting animals
41. good hair days
42. candles
43. tea
44. naps
45. good pens
46. being held
47. holding someone
48. seeing your favorite band
49. meeting your idol
50. good movies
51. stupid movies
52. watching your favorite show
53. buying that thing you always wanted
54. taking pictures
55. drawing
56. writing
57. bonfires
58. being nice to strangers
59 giving compliments
60. getting compliments
61. pizza
62. looking at clouds
63. new shoes
64. flowers
65. going to the zoo
66. lightning
67. falling in love
68. proving yourself and others wrong

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