[Join the theme night in the mosque on Friday, about the
woman’s role in Islam]
[Is Jamilla coming?]
[I don’t think so]
[I’ll be there <3]
EVAK: [incomprehensible, cute mumbling]
EVEN: Oh, now you’re here?
SANA: Am I late?
ISAK: We’re done.
SANA: Noooo, sorry, took the tram the wrong way and -
MADHI: Heard that one before.
MAGNUS: Heard what?
MADHI: Took the tram the wrong way.
ISAK: Isn’t that what you usually do?
MADHI: Yeah, that’s what I usually do, when I can’t be assed
to come to yours.
ISAK: Well, then you can come join me and Even, and help us
SANA: That sounds like a ton of fun, but I am super busy
with the girls.
ISAK: Go on.
MAGNUS: Uh, Sana can you tell Vilde that I miss her?
MAGNUS: No, what I meant was, you tell them you miss them
and they go aww.
EVEN: Only with girls.
ISAK: You’re cute together.
MAGNUS: Cuter than the two of you.
EVEN: You wish.
VILDE: … No, there’s something about the ocean blue color…
CHRIS: Ocean blue? Like is it called that blue?
NOORA: Royal blue? No, royal blue is like - [points at
VILDE: No, it’s like Marbella Beach.
CHRIS: This is royal blue.
NOORA: Marbella beach?
VILDE: Yeah, it’s the kind of beach you see in Marbella.
NOORA: Have you been there a lot?
SANA: What’s up?
EVA: Noora has her room back!
VILDE: But what I was going to say was that -
VILDE: - yesterday we tried a new position that we found on
a website -
EVA: We have beef too!
VILDE: - where I sit myself over him just like Cowgirl, but
I reverse so it’s reverse Cowgirl, so he sits. It’s a little uncomfortable in
the beginning, because I felt like he saw right up, because like his head is
like - if we did it right anyway. And that just felt so so good, because it hit
something, it hit the g-spot.
CHRIS: There’s no g-spot on the top side.
VILDE: No, I heard that the g-spot is in the anus.
EVA: Isn’t that with guys?
VILDE: It’s pretty normal that you have multiple g-spots.
But anyway the point is I’ve never had it so good with anyone before, I’ve
never come as much as I do when I’m with Magnus. I just come and come and come
and come and come -
SANA: Don’t you have any boundaries for what it’s okay to
VILDE: What do you mean?
SANA: Do you have to share every detail of your sex life
VILDE: I understand that it’s difficult for you to listen to
because you can’t have sex -
SANA: I can have sex, Vilde. I just choose not to.
VILDE: Yeah, I’m just saying that it’s okay if you get
SANA: I’m not sexually frustrated! It’s not as if I go
around thinking about boys and sex all the time and feel like I’m missing out.
I just think that sex should be something nice between you and Magnus, and not
the whole world.
NOORA: Would anyone like some tea?
VILDE: Yes, let’s do that.
EVA: Okay, I have to tell you something, but I’m not
entirely sure if it’s true. But I heard William has a new girlfriend in London.
VILDE: What? Are you kidding?
EVA: Chris told me. Should I say something to her?
SANA: Of course you should say something.
EVA: But shouldn’t William be the one to tell her?
SANA: Well, yeah, but he obviously hasn’t.
EVA: And I don’t know for sure that it’s true. And I just
don’t understand the thing between William and Noora. Are they like together?
NOORA: What’s up? What are you talking about?
VILDE: Anal sex. Magnus and I are considering trying it.
Have you tried it?
VILDE: So you and William never -
NOORA: Vilde! No.
EVA: Apropos William, how is he?
CHRIS: Yeah, we’ve never really understood the thing between
you. Like if you’re together or not?
Sana’s phone goes off. The text from the app iBønn (iPrayer) reads: It’s time for Duhr.
Text from mom: Join the theme night at the mosque on Friday, about women’s role in Islam.
Text from Sana: Is Jamilla coming?
Text from mom: Oh, Sana. Don’t think so.
Text from Sana: I’ll be there ❤️
Sana walking towards Even and Isak. Even’s laughing.
Isak: We have to celebrate.
Even: Yeah, I bought sparkling.
Even: Isn’t that what one celebrates with?
Isak: I want beer.
Even (to Sana): So now you’re coming.
Sana: Am I late?
Isak: We’re done.
Sana: Noo, sorry I was …, the tram went in the wrong direction and-
Mahdi: Yeah, I’ve heard that one before..
Mahdi: The tram went in the wrong direction.
Jonas: You?? Huuuh.
Isak: Isn’t that what you do when-
Mahdi: Yeah, it’s what I do when I don’t wanna come to stuff.
Isak: But uh, you can join Even and me, and help us unpack?
Sana: That sounds like super fun, but I’m super busy. Are the girls upstairs?
Magnus: Sana, can you tell Vilde that I miss her? Already?
Mahdi: What’s up?
Magnus: No, you say to a girl that you miss them and they go like ‘Aww!’
Jonas: Nah, that’s not what they do.
Even: Is it just like that with girls?
Isak: But you’re cute.
Magnus: Cuter than you two.
Even and Isak: Ooh! (inaudible)
The girls eating pizza.
Vilde: No, it’s something about that ocean blue colour that’s-
Chris: Ocean blue?
Chris: Ocean blue or royal blue?
Noora: No, royal blue is like your sweater.
Vilde: No, it’s like Marbella Beach.
Noora: Marbella Beach! Have you been there a lot?
The girls: Hey!
Sana: What’s up?
Eva: Noora’s gotten her room back!
Vilde: But what I was saying..
Eva: You want pizza?
Vilde: yesterday we tried out a new position..
Sana shakes her head.
Vilde: that we found online.
Eva: We’ve got beef, too.
Vilde: eh, which was that I sit on top of him, just like cow girl, but I reversed it, so it’s a reversed cow girl, so he sits…it’s a bit uncomfortable in the beginning, because I felt like it was him looking straight up…’cause his head is like..on…and if we did it right, eh, it was so insanely hot. It hit just…it hit, it hit the G-spot.
Chris: No. Isn’t the G-spot on the top side?
Vilde: No, I’ve heard the G-spot is in the ass.
Eva: isn’t that just boys?
Vilde: It’s many who claim that you have several g-spots. But the thing is, I’ve never felt so hot with anyone before, I’ve never come so much as I do now when I’m with Magnus. It’s just like… I’m coming and coming and coming.
Sana: Do you have like NO boundaries? For what is okay to share?
Vilde: mwibth mwhat?
Sana: With you and Magnus’s sex life?
Vilde: I get that it’s hard for you to listen to since you can’t have sex, but-
Sana: I can have sex, Vilde. I just choose not to.
Vilde: Yeah, I’m just saying that uh.. it’s completely fine if you get sexually frustrated.
Sana: I’m not sexually frustrated. It’s not like I walk around thinking about boys and sex and feeling that I’m missing out on something.
Sana: I just mean that..sex should be something beautiful between you and Magnus. And not the whole world.
Noora:….anyone want some tea?
The girls: yeah! that would be..
Eva: Okay, I need to say something, but I don’t know if it’s true, but I heard that William’s gotten a new girl in London.
Vilde: Huh?! Are you kidding?
Eva: Chris said so. Should I tell her?
Sana: Of course you have to tell her!
Eva: But shouldn’t William be the one to tell her?
Sana: Uh, yeah. But he obviously hasn’t.
Eva: But I don’t know for sure if it’s true. And sometimes I don’t get the deal with William and Noora, are they like…together? Or not?
Noora comes back with tea cups.
Noora: What’s up? What are you talking about?
Vilde: Uh, about anal sex. Magnus and I were thinking we’re maybe gonna try it. Have you tried?
Vilde: You and William, you don’t..
Noora: Vilde. No.
Eva: Apropos William. How’s he doing?
Chris (off screen): Yeah. We’ve never really gotten the deal between you..if you’re together or..not…or..not..or?
Noora: It’s always gonna be me and William..
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