lolz i am so funny

  • Gaston: Good morning, Belle! Wonderful book you have there.
  • Belle: Have you read it?
  • Gaston: Why, yes, I have read a...version of that book.
  • Belle: Oh, really? What version?
  • Gaston: ...
  • Belle: ...
  • Gaston: The Sparknotes version?
  • Belle: *looks into the camera like she's in the Office*
  • Dorothy: *throws water on wicked witch of the west*
  • Wicked Witch: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling very attacked right now

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, write a note with 92 turns about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. Tagged by diangleofdeath


  1. Last beverage: Schweppes Citrus (don’t know how it’s spelled)
  2. Last phone call: mum
  3. Last text: trying to make my friend feel better
  4. Last song: I Found a Way - Drake Bell 
  5. Last time you cried: yesterday watching anime 

  1. Dated someone twice: Never dated before
  2. Been cheated on: No
  3. Kissed someone and regretted : Never kissed someone
Lost someone special: yes
  5. Been depressed: only after reading Tempest *cries*
  6. Been drunk and thrown up: don’t even dream of 
  1. Made a new friend: this year i made lots of new friends in my school 

  2. Fallen out of love: i never
  3. Laughed until you cried: yes i do that quite a lot
  4. Met someone who changed you: Yes
  5. Found out who your true friends were: at least i hope they are true
  6. Found out someone was talking about you: yes
  7. Kissed anyone on your FB friends list: never kissed
  8. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: don’t have facebook
Do you have any pets: two cute dogs
  10. Do you want to change your name: noo
  11. What did you for your last birthday: i took a test lol
  12. When did you wake up this morning: 6:15 AM
  13. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleep
  14. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Heroes of Olympus: Book Five: The Blood of Olympus (same)
  15. Last time you saw your mother: right now
What’s one thing you wish you could change about your life: probs my addiction to anime srsly
  17. What are you listening to rn: discovery channel on tv

  18. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no
  19. What’s getting on your nerves rn: an unfortunate event from this evening
  20. Most visited webpage: Tumblr
  21. Blood type: AB pretty cool
  22. Nickname: Theo or Tets ne lorenaa
  23. Relationship status: free like a bee 

  24. Zodiac: Aries
  25. Pronouns: She, her is that it?

  26. Elementary: Escola da Vila 

  27. High school: Escola Mobile
  28. College: i am a youngster yet 

  29. Hair color: Dark brown
  30. Long or short: In between
  31. Height: 164 cm??
  32. Do you have a crush on someone: i don’t think that is a crush but…
  33. What do you like about yourself: my hands idk why
  34. Tattoos: no
  35. Righty or lefty: right
  36. First surgery: i had to remove something from my foot

  37. First piercing: i have 2 earring holes in both my ears
  38. First best friend: Camila 

  39. First sport you joined: swimming
  40. First vacation: i have always traveled with my gransparents so i don’t remember my first one
  41. First pair of sneakers: i don’t even know
  42. Eating: nope
  43. Drinking: water
  44. I’m about to: start watching anime (i’m cary help)
  45. Listening to: didn’t i already answer this? discovery channel
  46. Waiting for: my science test results
  47. Want kids: yes
  48. Get married: yes
  49. Career: don’t know yet
  50. Lips or eyes: eyes?

  51. Hugs or kisses: bear hugs 
  52. Short or tall: i am normal. wait are we talking about me or about what i like about someone?

  53. Older or younger: what
  54. Romantic or spontaneous: what II

  55. Nice stomach or nice arms: what: the sequel

  56. Sensitive or loud: sensitive?
  57. Hook up or relationship: relationship
  58. Troublemaker or hesitant: idk
  1. Kissed a stranger: no
  2. Drank hard liquor: no

  3. Lost glasses or contacts: lost my contacts in the middle of Cirque du Solei once
  4. Sex on first date: wow no 

  5. Broke someone’s heart: Ii don’t think so
  6. Had your heart broken: no
  7. Been arrested: no dude i am afraid of the police
  8. Turned someone down: i don’t think so
  9. Cried when someone died: both fictional and real people
  10. Fallen for a friend: nop
Yourself: yeah!
  2. Miracles: yes
  3. Love at first sight: yes?
  4. Heaven: yes…?
  5. Santa claus: no. he doesn’t deliver me presents anymore 
  6. Kiss on the first date: i don’t know
  7. Angels: yes guardian angels

i tag: thefaultinournightmares  upallnightforthesun never-stop-feeling-you-bitch ihatepennyboards mapleblossom chicken-nuggets-passion goatsbowsandbooks the-yang-method fuck-spock ablogforeverything

i am sorry 

i don’t think i tagged you guys the right way… oh well