lolz i am so funny

  • Gaston: Good morning, Belle! Wonderful book you have there.
  • Belle: Have you read it?
  • Gaston: Why, yes, I have read a...version of that book.
  • Belle: Oh, really? What version?
  • Gaston: ...
  • Belle: ...
  • Gaston: The Sparknotes version?
  • Belle: *looks into the camera like she's in the Office*
  • Dorothy: *throws water on wicked witch of the west*
  • Wicked Witch: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling very attacked right now


Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, write a note with 92 turns about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. Tagged by diangleofdeath

WHAT WAS YOUR…


  1. Last beverage: Schweppes Citrus (don’t know how it’s spelled)
  2. Last phone call: mum
  3. Last text: trying to make my friend feel better
  4. Last song: I Found a Way - Drake Bell 
  5. Last time you cried: yesterday watching anime 
HAVE YOU EVER…

  1. Dated someone twice: Never dated before
  2. Been cheated on: No
  3. Kissed someone and regretted : Never kissed someone
  4. 
Lost someone special: yes
  5. Been depressed: only after reading Tempest *cries*
  6. Been drunk and thrown up: don’t even dream of 
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: HUFFLEPUFF yellow, blue and gray
  1. Made a new friend: this year i made lots of new friends in my school 

  2. Fallen out of love: i never
  3. Laughed until you cried: yes i do that quite a lot
  4. Met someone who changed you: Yes
  5. Found out who your true friends were: at least i hope they are true
  6. Found out someone was talking about you: yes
  7. Kissed anyone on your FB friends list: never kissed
  8. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: don’t have facebook
  9. 
Do you have any pets: two cute dogs
  10. Do you want to change your name: noo
  11. What did you for your last birthday: i took a test lol
  12. When did you wake up this morning: 6:15 AM
  13. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleep
  14. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Heroes of Olympus: Book Five: The Blood of Olympus (same)
  15. Last time you saw your mother: right now
  16. 
What’s one thing you wish you could change about your life: probs my addiction to anime srsly
  17. What are you listening to rn: discovery channel on tv

  18. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no
  19. What’s getting on your nerves rn: an unfortunate event from this evening
  20. Most visited webpage: Tumblr
  21. Blood type: AB pretty cool
  22. Nickname: Theo or Tets ne lorenaa
  23. Relationship status: free like a bee 

  24. Zodiac: Aries
  25. Pronouns: She, her is that it?

  26. Elementary: Escola da Vila 

  27. High school: Escola Mobile
  28. College: i am a youngster yet 

  29. Hair color: Dark brown
  30. Long or short: In between
  31. Height: 164 cm??
  32. Do you have a crush on someone: i don’t think that is a crush but…
  33. What do you like about yourself: my hands idk why
  34. Tattoos: no
  35. Righty or lefty: right
  36. First surgery: i had to remove something from my foot

  37. First piercing: i have 2 earring holes in both my ears
  38. First best friend: Camila 

  39. First sport you joined: swimming
  40. First vacation: i have always traveled with my gransparents so i don’t remember my first one
  41. First pair of sneakers: i don’t even know
  42. Eating: nope
  43. Drinking: water
  44. I’m about to: start watching anime (i’m cary help)
  45. Listening to: didn’t i already answer this? discovery channel
  46. Waiting for: my science test results
  47. Want kids: yes
  48. Get married: yes
  49. Career: don’t know yet
  50. Lips or eyes: eyes?

  51. Hugs or kisses: bear hugs 
  52. Short or tall: i am normal. wait are we talking about me or about what i like about someone?

  53. Older or younger: what
  54. Romantic or spontaneous: what II

  55. Nice stomach or nice arms: what: the sequel

  56. Sensitive or loud: sensitive?
  57. Hook up or relationship: relationship
  58. Troublemaker or hesitant: idk
HAVE YOU EVER…
  1. Kissed a stranger: no
  2. Drank hard liquor: no

  3. Lost glasses or contacts: lost my contacts in the middle of Cirque du Solei once
  4. Sex on first date: wow no 

  5. Broke someone’s heart: Ii don’t think so
  6. Had your heart broken: no
  7. Been arrested: no dude i am afraid of the police
  8. Turned someone down: i don’t think so
  9. Cried when someone died: both fictional and real people
  10. Fallen for a friend: nop
DO YOU BELIEVE IN…
  1. 
Yourself: yeah!
  2. Miracles: yes
  3. Love at first sight: yes?
  4. Heaven: yes…?
  5. Santa claus: no. he doesn’t deliver me presents anymore 
  6. Kiss on the first date: i don’t know
  7. Angels: yes guardian angels

i tag: thefaultinournightmares  upallnightforthesun never-stop-feeling-you-bitch ihatepennyboards mapleblossom chicken-nuggets-passion goatsbowsandbooks the-yang-method fuck-spock ablogforeverything

i am sorry 

i don’t think i tagged you guys the right way… oh well