- Me: "Alright Brain, time to go to sleep now"
- Brain: "Hm... I wonder what's going on on Tumblr now"
- Me: "Dude, come on, I have to get up early tomorrow!"
- Brain: "Oh, remember that cup of coffee you drank like 12 hours ago that seemed not to work? I can definitely feel it now!"
- Me: "Are you kidding me? Just stop shitting around! I already only have 4 hours of sleep left"
- Brain: "Ooooh, remember those really embarrassing moments that happened when you were a kid? Those moments you constantly try not to remember? Good times"
- Me: "Let me guess. I'm not falling asleep any time soon, am I?"
- Brain: "Yes"
The third answer was correct. Congratulations.