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Anniversary

Requested By Anon.

Pairings: Bucky x F!reader


Sam has created a chatroom: GOODBYE, U LIL 💩

Sam has invited Steve, Y/N, Nat, Wanda.

Y/N: What’s up with the name of the chatroom?

Sam: A GOOD DAY TODAY.

Sam: BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

Sam: WHO WANTS TO GO OUT AND CELEBRATE?

Y/N: Is it your birthday?

Steve: I didn’t know you could name the chatroom…

Steve: Sam who are you saying goodbye to? Are you calling us 💩 ?!

Sam: No. and NO. Y/N, I thought you knew when my birthday was?

Y/N: … I do.

Y/N:  bird man #2, what’s going on?

Nat: Lol, I’m changing Clint’s name in my phone to Bird Man #1.

Sam: I have lost someone on this day.

Sam: I never thought the day would come that I’d never seem them again.

Sam: I could cry.

Wanda: Who…?

Steve: They died?!

Sam: TEARS OF JOY!

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: Um guys

Nat: So who is it?!

Sam: He was an old man.

Bruce: Where’s Barnes?

Sam: He was kinda ugly too.

Bruce: Seriously, his stuff is here, but I can’t find him.

Sam: He had poor hygiene.

Bruce: BARNES IS MISSING. I REPEAT. BARNES. IS. MISSING.

Sam: YES HE IS! THANK YOU, GOD!

Y/N: What do you mean he’s missing?!

Steve: NOT AGAIN!

Nat: Clint says,“Leave a trail of plums leading into one of the cells. You will catch him.”

Wanda: lol

Y/N: lol

Sam: lol

Bruce: lol

Steve: CAN YOU PEOPLE KNOCK IT OFF?!

Y/N: I’m worried too! He’s my boyfriend!  But he probably just went out for a walk or something.

Steve: Last time he “went for a walk or something” he became the most wanted man alive.

Nat: Good point… I’d really prefer to not have a repeat of that.

Sam: SO, PARTY AT MY PLACE OR THE TOWER? OR THE BASE? YOU KNOW I DON’T REALLY CARE WHERE WE HAVE THE PARTY, I JUST WANT TO CELEBRATE THE LOSS OF BUCKY.

Steve has changed the chatroom name: MISSION: FIND BUCKY

Sam: No.

Sam has left the chat.

Nat: Are we really sure he could be in trouble?

Wanda: Maybe he was kidnapped?

Bruce: Why would he leave everything except for his wallet and leave, without telling Y/N? I checked the cameras and he WENT OUT THE WINDOW! If he was just going shopping, why not leave like a normal person? Who uses the window?! Also, it’s 9pm. Who does shopping at this hour?

Bruce: Either he’s back to being the Winter Soldier, or he’s hiding something.

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: I use the window to leave.

Y/N: Because you can fly. Bucky cannot.

Vision: lolololol sucks to be him

Vision has left the chat.

Wanda: what.

Y/N: Omg Vision…

Nat: Vision had a mission with just Clint and Tony.

Steve: That makes sense now…

Y/N: I can’t explain it, but I have a feeling Bucky is okay. But why would he go out at this time? With only his wallet? Tony has everything stocked up so what could Bucky possibly need to buy? And the window as an exit? Bruce, I think you’re right.

Bruce: Isn’t it your 3 year anniversary tomorrow?

Y/N: Yes… Why?

Bruce: Oh. Nothing. Excuse me while I go make some tea.

Y/N: Bruce

Y/N: You’re not saying he would run away because it’s a big moment in our relationship and he’s scared…?

Bruce: What?! That’s not what I meant AT ALL!  I MEANT HE COULD HAVE WENT TO GET YOU A GIFT AND IS TRYING TO BE SECRETIVE ABOUT IT.

Wanda: Y/N, calm down. Your thoughts are very loud.

Y/N: BUT WHAT IF HE WAS KIDNAPPED!? WE HAVE TO FIND HIM!

Steve: This is a very delayed reaction from you… Also. Out. The. Window. Willingly. So not kidnapped.

Wanda: Did he climb out or throw himself out?

Bruce: He jumped out and landed like a cat.

Wanda: Assassins. Always showing off!

Nat: True. We can just get Tony to scan for him. I’ll contact Tony now.

Y/N has added Thor.

Y/N: THOR BUCKY IS MISSING HELP ME FIND HIM PLEASE

Thor: Of course! We shall search for him together! I will get my brother to join us.

Thor has left the chat.

Steve: WAIT FOR ME Y/N, I’M COMING TOO!

Steve has left the chat.

Y/N has left the chat.

Bruce: Sigh. Better go help them.

Bruce has left the chat.

Wanda has added Pietro.

Wanda: Brother! Bucky is missing. Let’s go help the others find him.

Pietro: NO, NOT BUCKY! WHO ELSE WILL HELP ME PRANK CLINT?!

Wanda has left the chat.

Pietro has left the chat.

Nat has added Clint.

Nat: Found Barnes?

Clint: No. The plums have not been touched yet.

Nat: Okay Bird Man #1.

Clint: NATASHA WHY

Nat has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: OKAY, WHY WAS I NOT INVITED? I MISSED ALL THE FUN!

Scott has joined the chat.

Scott: Where’s everyone?

Tony: Out looking for our beloved senile hobo.

Scott: Right. Them! How do you spell their name again…?

Tony: 

Tony: They’re looking for Bucky.

Scott: Oh no! Steve must be so upset. I must go to him!

Scott has left the chat.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Tony has cleared the chat.

Tony has changed the chatroom name: EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

Tony: Oh you’re back.

Bucky: Did I miss anything? Where’s Y/N? And Steve? And everyone else? I can’t find them.

Tony: Who?

Bucky: My girlfriend! Our teammates! Our friends!

Tony: What are you talking about? It’s just been the two of us this whole time.

Bucky: Stop it, Tony! Where are they? Everyone was here an hour ago, before I went to get a gift for Y/N. It’s our anniversary tomorrow. I got her the best gift ever! I can’t wait to give it to her. I could only pick it up at this time which is why I had to leave so suddenly. Can’t have Y/N finding out.

Tony: I don’t know who you’re talking about.

Bucky has left the chat.

Tony has invited Peter, Wade.

Tony: QUICK, HELP ME HIDE EVERYTHING THAT BELONGS TO THE OTHERS. THERE MUST BE NO EVIDENCE OF THEIR EXISTENCE.

Peter: Why?

Tony: We’re going to pull the biggest prank ever on Bucky and everyone else. Hurry! We have at least 10 hours until the others return. I faked Bucky sightings all over the world to keep them busy.

Wade: … I’m keeping all of their stuff.

Tony: Okay…

Tony: So uh… You go do that and I’ll keep Bucky busy.

Tony has left the chat.

Wade: Do you think Loki’s helmet would fit me?

Peter has left the chat.

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: YOU LEAVE MY HELMET ALONE!

Wade: Who are you, mortal?

Loki: WHO AM I? WHO ARE YOU?!

Wade: I AM DEADPOOL, OF AVENGERS TOWER AND I AM BURDENED WITH A GLORIOUS DERRIERE.

Loki: You reside in the Stark - Avengers Tower?

Wade: Don’t tell Tony.

Wade has left the chat.

Loki has left the chat.

“You’re so beautiful...” - Sam Drake x Reader

for @shrimpdrake - I got carried away once again!

**I also need to thank @rikkisixx again for her help and for making that amazing playlist because I listened to it while typing**

Words: 1200
Warnings: None…unless fluffiness is too much for you lol

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