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anonymous asked:

no1 cuz ur ship is lame and hetero lololollol nah jk

haha dont worry, my gay ships sometimes sink my hetero ships and tehn my hrtero sikns my gay ships and then they b oth sin ks Ea ch Othe r

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Had a great time at ATOA saturday!
Everyone kept yelling at me to get on the payload and asked if I was a pro genji sp i just kept asking for healing lololollol

McCree is @a-h-art

Genji is me and @plantlawyer

I don’t remember or know everyone’s usernames so please if you see yourself, let me know so I can properly credit you!

Magcon Preferences #22- Drunk Texts (Yours)

CamYou: This sand is so soft…

Cam: What? Y/N Where are you!?

You: The park….I tink…

Cam: I think that’s grass bby…is it green?

You: OHG YESSS HOW DID YOU KNOE?!

Cam: Omg Y/N, you’re drunk…I’ll be right there

ShawnYou: WHY WOULD YOU SPILL VODKA ALL OVER MY DRESSSS!?

Shawn: Babe? What happened? I’m at home…

You: YOU SPILT VODKA ON MY DRESS YOU DUCKING SLUt

Shawn: Babe….I’m coming to pick you up from the party, okay?

You: DON KILLS MI VIBE BITCH.

Taylor- You: BABEE COME PICk me UP

Taylor: Why? The party isn’t fun?

You: YAH I JUsT REllY WANA FCK YOOOOUUUU

Taylor: kk, I’m coming….but you’re going straight to bed…

You: YOU CANT CONTROLE ME DiCKTAITOR

You: SEE wHAT I DID DERE.? HEHE

Taylor: Oh god…-.-

Nash- You: asdfghjkl

Nash: Y/N? wtf?

You: ur sah asdfghjkl

You: You sexi

You: Like ZAAAYYYUUUMM

Nash: Alright, baby…I think you’ve partied enough…Coming to pick you up…

You: OkAI CAN YOU MAKE MEH PIZZA ROLLS? 

Nash: Sure :)

MattYou: YOU LOOK SO PERFECT STANDING THERE IN MY AMERINCAN APPERAL UNDERWER.

Matt: Ummm…? You okay?

You: YAS I JuST RELLI LOVE THAT SONGGG

You: Ur really cute…

You: I love yoouu Matchew!!

Matt: I love you too bae….I’ll be over to pick you up rn

You: CAN WE MAKE OUT?

Matt: Yeah, babe :)

Jack J- You: Ur SAH HAWT

JJ: Thanks? You’re pretty sexy yourself ;)

You: Can WE DUCK?

You: I MEAN FUCK?

JJ: Umm, baby…Are you drunk or high?

You: A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH. LOLOLOLLOL

JJ: kay, I thought so…I’m coming to pick you up…

You: Okay 

You: CAN WE STLL FUCK THO?

JJ: maybe tomorrow, okay?

You: OKai

Jack G- You: I juSt sawww diz rally big cucumber…….,,…It reminded me of sumthin ;)

You: (It’s ur dick,…LOL)

JG: Y/N HOW MUCH HAVE YOU DRANK?!

You: IDK MAN, STAHP YELLING..

You: I JUST REALLI WANT THE D

JG: OMG, what have you done with my innocent Y/N?

You: IDK man, ask the vodka, not me….

CarterYou: I THINK I JST DIEDDDDD

Carter: What? Babe, what’s wrong?

You: I JUST LOST MY PIZZA AND IT HURTSSO BADD

Carter: I’ll pick you up and we can get more pizza, okay?

You: OAKY.

You: CAN WE GET TACO BALLS 2?

Carter: Taco bell? Yeah sure :) lol

AaronYou: AND I SAID HEY! IT’S A WONDERFUL TIME TO PLAY!

Aaron: Is that the intro song to Arthur?

You: IDK I THOUGH IT WAS A ONE DIRECTION SONG!?

Aaron: Oh My Gosh, YN…You’re wasted -_-

Sam-You: DOES YOU gotta BAE OR NAH

Sammy: I do…are you drunk

You: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WHORE FUCKING WITH MY MAN?

Sammy: Um…it’s yoouu?

You: Oh, my bad…

Hayes- You: POO BEAR, I JUST MET A MALE STRIPPER

Hayes: Y/N WHERE ARE YOU? 

Hayes: WHO?

Hayes: ARE YOU DRUNK

You: Oh, never mind…it was just sammy…

Hayes: Oh my gosh -_-

DillonYou: WE GON PARTY BUCKWILD LOOK AT SHAWTYYYY BUCKWILD…

Dillon: Babe? Are you okay?

You: YEAH BABY, I’M GREAT

You: I THINK I HAD LIKE 8 VODKA?

Dillon: Oh gosh…I’m gonna go and pick you up.

You: OR NAH

Jacob- You: WILL YOU BE MY MCM?

Jacob: I’m your boyfriend? Are you drunk, Y/N?

You: NO JACOB1 ARE YOU DRUNK? NO? EXACTLY GOSH

Jacob: Okay…coming to pick you up…

You: no GOSH LEMME LIVE MY LIFE HATER!

drawn-2-art  asked:

I was going to do everyones casual before deep story...But after Zen and Yoosung I started a casual completing planning to play Jaehee, but I just didn;t want to do the casual again I had to do Jumin! I'll do Jaehee before Seven for sure...

Jaehee has the LEAST amount of spoilers. Also, if you do Jaehee’s route, after Seven’s it’s going to hurt your feels cause Seven like to break the forth wall and be angsty near the end of her route lol

I would like to call this the "Mr. Obvious ft Harry Styles"

Let’s take a venture shall we because we all heard of those “harry imagines” het people do lmao well let me give you the reality of those imagines

(IS HE EVEN BREATHING)

“Imagine him looking at you like this” ahahahahahah yeah fucking right

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(hue guess which four nerds im with in the last one. THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCES WERE REAL MAYTE)

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On Hickeys: A Kristin & Dannielle Exclusive
  • Kristin: when my parents came to visit my college i had a hickey
  • Dannielle: HAHAHAH
  • Kristin: and my mom saw it and was like 'are you using protection'
  • Dannielle: hahahahhahahahah stop hhahahhaha no lololollol stop i hate it but i love it
  • Kristin: parents are so good at stuff. but to be fair...i do understand that, as a grown woman, you'd ASSUME that you only get a hickey whilst fucking bc its the only time you lose awareness of your self enough to be like...
  • Dannielle: hahahahahha
  • Kristin: WHY DONT YOU SUCK HERE FOR TEN MINUTES so like
  • Dannielle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
  • Kristin: in retrospect i get it but at the time i was like
  • Dannielle: yea fair
  • Kristin: OBVIOUSLY THIS HAPPENED ON A DANCE FLOOR WITH A SHIRTLESS BOY WHOSE NAME I NEVER GOT, MOM
  • Dannielle: HAHABAHABAHABAH STOP IT LOLOL
  • Kristin: truth
  • Dannielle: god
  • Kristin: and he was in high school
  • Dannielle: write a memoir now
  • Kristin: visiting the campus so
  • Dannielle: HAHAH OF COURSE HE WAS LOLOLOLL SHUT UP OLOLL
  • Kristin: my roommates and i referred to him for ever after as 'no face no name college'...wait no 'no shirt no name no college.' he had a face
  • Dannielle: LOLOL omg this is ugh. i hate when you tell me stories and they're not like on a podcast
  • Kristin: hahahahahahaha. just remember to bring it up when we are on NPR
  • Dannielle: okay done
  • Kristin: cool
  • Dannielle: "why did you write this book" // "well. kristin got a hickey let's start there'