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anonymous asked:

(1/3) Once Adam discovers Ronan's *thing* for his hands, he makes no apologies for using it shamelessly. He trails fingers along the edge of Ronan's desk as he walks past it in class. He walks up behind Ronan and rubs his palm over the back of his head. He unnecessarily straightens Ronan's jacket. Brushes dirt off his clothes and eyelashes off his cheeks. In the car, he puts his hand over the gearshift just as Ronan is reaching for it. Rests it on the booth at Nino's where Ronan is about to sit.

Then Gansey dies, and it becomes something different. Adam’s hand is always going to Ronan’s shoulder or wrist. He palms the back of his head and Ronan just lets it loll, because it’s so hard to hold it up by himself all the time. Adam sits behind him in class, always reaching over the desk to rest his hand on Ronan’s side or trace patterns on his back. They hold hands and give no fucks about the few homophobic teenagers who don’t have the grace to give their grief a wide berth. Ronan can’t reach out. He gets sucked so deep into the furious whirlpool of his grief that he can’t remember how to fight for the surface. So Adam reaches for him. All the time. To make sure that Ronan is still here, to make him come up for air. To make sure that Adam’s here too, and breathing. // (Listen, Ronan sucking on Adam’s fingers is MY LIFE. And my life got a lot better when you drew it. Thank you for that absolutely necessary and beautiful act of creation.)

oh my god?? this is so gorgeous and i can’t believe my trashy art inspired it? you are a true talent my friend

“could recommend any good AU destiel fics. smut if possible ;)”
- lolipoppiti

Originally posted by freemultifandom

You’d think that getting a broad range of subjects like this would make this easier, but it really doesn’t. So I’m just going to make this a very random Smut AU rec because… well I have no other reasons except that I read a lot of smut and all of it is AU! Enjoy. - Admin A

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Title: I’m A Fool

Author: thepinupchemist

Rating: Explicit

Words: 10,311 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: I know I keep bashing HS fics every time I’m forced to rec one, but this one is an exception to the rule. I really loved this for reasons totally unknown. There’s just something about the bad boy Dean and nerdy Cas that clicks with me. Also the blowjob scene is awesome so that helps!

Summary:  Castiel Novak, record-breaking distance runner and notorious goody-two-shoes, realizes that of all the people in the universe, he finds Dean Winchester the prettiest.

Dean thinks Castiel would be better off finding somebody in a cardigan than a pierced, angry, smoking mess, but against his better judgment decides that kissing Castiel is too good to pass up.

It’s too bad that they can’t actually be together.

(Read here)


Title: Teenage Dream (Confessions of a Pizza Delivery Boy)

Author: the_diggler

Rating: Explicit

Words: 3,612 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: Pizza man Au was one of our first recs ever, HERE is a link to that. So why not go back and rec one more because they are all awesome!

Summary:  The first time Dean delivers pizza to 401 Lazarus St. is when Castiel Milton instantly becomes the man of Dean’s teenage dreams.

(Read here)


Title: Company

Author: TheIttyBitty

Rating: Explicit

Words: 16,523 – 4 Parts so far!

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: Sex worker Dean is the best, seriously I have a very vivid picture of him stuck in my head making it very hard for me to concentrate on anything… except maybe firefighter Dean and officer Dean. If I was a man and I’d be watching porn as much as I read smut fics, I swear this would be a problem :’D

Summary: Dean is a professional Companion, and Castiel needs some “company”

(Read here)


Title: Dancing cheek to cheek

Author: casfallsinlove

Rating: Explicit

Words: 2,756 - Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: There needs to be more fics set on 20’s. I love established destiel and this fic was precious and hot at the same time!

Summary: New York City is still loud despite the late hour. Couples are dancing in the streets, spilling out from a club along with brash jazz music. The rain is nothing but a fine summer drizzle now, not enough to put people off but perfect for cooling their flushed faces. Castiel almost wishes he and Dean could join in, but they can’t. Not here. Maybe not ever.

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Title: Astroglide ‘n’ Slide

Author: BowleggedNerd

Rating: Explicit

Words: 1,985 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: I lolled so hard as I read this. It’s not even that good but for some reason a naked Cas sliding on a lube covered tarp just had to make his way to this rec list!

Summary: After a long, grueling day at work, Dean comes home to an unexpected - and absolutely delicious - surprise in the backyard.

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Title: Words with Friends

Author: betts

Rating: Explicit

Words: 22,252 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: This is awesome and I’m sure everyone has already read it, but since it has never been recced on this blog before, I’m going to rec it now!

Summary:  "Dean Winchester is as straight as an arrow. He’s a lady’s man of epic proportions: the king of the one night stand, the messiah of the friends with benefits paradigm, the emperor of perpetual bachelorhood.

Except, apparently, when it comes to his best friend, Castiel Novak.“

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Wherein a longstanding acquaintanceship leads to friendship, then best friendship, then sexting, then dirty talk, then mutual masturbation, then, inevitably, fucking.

(Read here)


Title: Spin Cycle

Author: relucant

Rating: Explicit

Words: 3,026 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: The whole convo in the summary is the reason this fic deserves all five stars. I can’t remember the last time I laughed as much as I did while reading a smut fic.

Summary: “Huh,” Dean said. He bit his lip and decided to press his luck. “So you like…?”

“I like who I like,” Cas answered unhelpfully, and Dean rolled his eyes.

“So you’ve – y'know – with a dude?”

“The word is ‘sex’, Dean,” Cas said dryly. “After all, 'fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.’”

“Oh my God, did you just Dumble-dork me?” Dean asked, throwing another piece of linen at Cas. “No wonder Charlie likes you.”

Cas just grinned at him, tying the sheet around himself like a cloak with a flourish. “Anyway, yes, I have.” He cocked an eyebrow at Dean. “Since it’s oversharing hour, apparently, have you?”

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Title: The Wong Address

Author: vespertineflora

Rating: Explicit

Words: 4,889 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: This is one of those fics that plays out on my head like a real porno movie. I swear the plotline is always like this :’D

Summary: One night, Dean gets an unexpected package. He finds out a bit too late that the package wasn’t really meant for him and decides to deliver it to its owner.

(Read here)

Life Lessons I Have Learnt From Reading The Back of Horror/Scary Movies.

I don’t watch scary movies. See, I have an active imagination, and that shit comes back to me WHEN I’M SLEEPING. So no thanks. However, as I am the one that stocks the movies I’ve developed a compulsion for reading the back of every. single. movie that comes out. NO MATTER HOW HORRIBLE/TRITE/SCARY/PRETENTIOUS IT LOOKS, I read the back. 

Here are a list of life lessons I’ve learned from reading the back of scary movies.

  • If your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend-with-uterus/other-with-uterus is  pregnant and weird shit starts happening? Get thee to planned parenthood.
  • Before you move into that cute picturesque town house out in bum fuck egypt, sage that shit. burn some sage as you walk into each room. Make sure there’s no possessions of former tenants in the attic.
  • If you find things from the last tenant BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!
  • Also, RESEARCH BEFORE YOU MOVE YOUR WIFE 2.5 KIDS AND DOG INTO ANY HOUSE. You don’t want some pissy spirit to fuck with your shit or your family.
  • If you are the unfortunate person that has had a “great and unfathomable evil” in your house, don’t bother moving (unless it is to, say… Mars.) Because that big bad unfathomable evil will follow you and will continue to torture your family for at LEAST 2 sequels until it’s direct to DVD. (I suggest going to a sanitarium….but there are issues there as well.)
  • No matter where you are going RESEARCH the route that are taking. Do you REALLY wanna take directions from the toothless bumpkin at the Gas-N-Sip (he wants long pig for dinner ~_-)/
  • Do NOT go on ANY coed trip to cancun/someplace tropical/a far off island. Nope. Nope. Nope. Don’t even go there.
  • If you get a bad feeling about a place, trust that feeling, and keep on trucking.
  • If your child ever goes missing and comes back acting “different”. Look, I don’t care if your the biggest Atheist to have ever Atheisted, you need to dunk that child in holy water until it stop bubbling. Pray to God, The Spirits, The Prophet, Every and ANY Deity that might give some random ass shit about your life, RINSE and repeat, until that Evil THING is out of your kid.
  • Never take care of your besties geriatric grandparents. IT DOES NOT END WELL.
  • Sometimes you just gotta get a little God in ya. I’m not saying that Holy ground is gonna protect you… BUT IT’S BETTER THAN WHATEVER BULLSHIT IS FOLLOWING YOUR HAPPY ASS FROM PLACE TO PLACE!
  • If you ever break down and you got no cell reception and some nasty ass grody mother fucker pulls over to hel you, grab that machete in your back seat and tell him that you are fine and that you don’t need no mother fucking HELP!
  • NO. OUIJA. BOARDS. EVAR!1!!!!!!!!! (CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH!!!) 
  • NO. SERIOUSLY. AVOID. OUIJA BOARDS. PERIOD. EXCLAMATION POINT! TILDY~~~~ DO NOT DO THE THING!!!
  • If dead relatives start leaving creepy cryptic messages on mirrors in your house. MOVE!
  • There is no such thing as a clean break from the supernatural. 
  • If you do have some evil spirit thing coming at you, try an intervention. Ask it why it’s angry. See if you can’t help them get some closure SO THAT THEY CAN LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE!!!!
  • Creepy children are Creepy.
  • The moment you see bones you need to turn around and head back from whence you came.
  • Caves/Castles/Mountains/Shacks. AVOID THEM.
  • If you inherit something you think is haunted, donate it to the landfill of the town three town over (or better yet, in the next state.)
  • Never be the last to leave the office. Like. Ever.
  • Don’t go to another country expecting to have a good time. You’re gonna die. And it’s gonna be painful.
  • If your dead friends start contacting you via social media; contemplate never using the internet again… and perhaps moving to Mars or something.
  • I’d say never leave your house BUT THAT’S WHERE THEY GET YOU!!

Needless to say, you now understand why I don’t do scary movies .

anonymous asked:

Can you do more of when you make Palette into Peridot, and paperJam into Lapis? Like, add Goth as Amethyst?

R U KIDDING? I HAVE LIKE 3 WIP DRAWINGS OF PERILETTE N PAPERLAZULI INMY WIP PILES XDDD I just have limited time to finish em x33

as for goth as amethys- WELL THAT WOULF BE A HARD ONE LOLL