loljk not sherlock

  • me: i'm gonna run 2 miles today
  • legs: lol i think not
  • weather: surprise it's bloody freezing
  • hair: i have a fun game it's called "break 8 rubber bands and refuse to stay in a ponytail"
  • mom: lol ur not going anywhere until you vacuum the ceiling
  • doughnuts: i'm going to try and look especially delicious and appealing today how about that