lolas dad

Would you hug a robot?

Yes…yes I friggen absolutely 100000% positively would. *3*

can we just talk about how fucked up the “ties that bind” episode was
  • Lola’s first instinct upon hearing her parents want to disown her was to kill  them 
  • “They can’t kick me out if they’re dead” Lola Loud 2k16
  • all the siblings openly acknowledging that Leni is an idiot
  • Lincoln being told he might not even be his dad’s????
  • Lola’s biggest concern was her princess bed
  • Rita and Lynn saying really harsh things and the kids believing it? 
  • The loud siblings actually thinking their parents would kick them out??
  • seriously 
  • did no one think that maybe that’s a little ridiculous   
  • do they really think so low of their parents help 
  • Lincoln being near thrilled about the thought of being an only child
  • Lincoln why don’t you love your sisters
  • Lisa’s unavoidable sass
  • “But what do I know I’m just the gifted one” Lisa Loud 2k16
  • If they can hear Lynn sr and rita so well from their room I bet there were a lot of awkward nights for Lori as a kid
  • Luna’s the first one who got called out??

“a moment of silence for our fallen sistren”

“but also a silent cheer cause we ain’t booted just yet lmao”

  • Lucy somehow looking… more sad????
Thunderstorm. (Luke and Lola)

Lola woke up to thunder shaking her apartment building. Since she was younger, she was terrified of thunderstorms. Which made tonight a bad one.

She tried to just go back to sleep, but it wasn’t happening. She was only 5, so getting scared of something that couldn’t really hurt her wasn’t unusual.

Lola made her way into Luke’s room, tugging her teddy bear behind her, with tears rolling down her cheeks, and crawling into his bed beside him. She poked his nose, but he continued to snore. She continued to poke him, but he was an extremely heavy sleeper.

“Silly daddy…” She sniffed, lifting his heavy bicep, and crawling underneath it.“Goodnight daddy.” She whispered before kissing his nose and drifting off to sleep, even with Luke’s snores being louder than the thunder still crashing outside.


Robo-Dad scoops up his bean flock and takes them to safety. ;3;

April has come. I can smell the emo in the air. *sniff* *sniff*

Interrupted tummy time. (Luke, Noah, Lola)

Luke had the twins laying on the floor, both of them holding themselves in the upright position. He had read on some parenting website that babies should crawl at around 8 months. And he was determined to have these babies crawling, as they were both 9 months now. Lola was able to hold herself in the crawling position, but every time Luke would ask her to crawl. She would lay back down on her tummy. She was just stubborn, like her mother always was.

Noah however, would sit there and giggle and attempt to crawl, but never really made it.

“C’mon guys! It’s not that hard!” Luke got down on his hands and knees, crawling toward the babies, causing Noah to squeal and giggle, and Lola to giggle as well. “Just like this!” Luke crawled around the room, making Lola erupt in a fit of giggles. “Oh this is funny?” Luke crawled over to her, laying her on her back, blowing raspberries on her stomach. “You want some too monkey?” He turned to Noah, doing the same for him.

“What are you doing?” Ashton asked, looking like he was going to start dying of laughter.

“I- I uh…” Luke froze, “when did I give you a key?!” He yelled in embarrassment. And just then, the babies started to crawl to their uncle Ash, only because he always brought sweet treats for the babies when he came.

“Oh my god, look at them!” Michael gasped, amazed at the two babies crawling before him.

“Who cares? All babies do it?!” Calum groaned, not seeing the big deal. Earning a smack on the back of the head from Ashton.

Lola's Mom. (Lola and Luke)

“Lola, go get some bread, it’s on the other side of the store.” Luke kissed her head, trying to pick out what type of cookies to buy.

“Okay.” She nodded, making her way to the other side of the store.

Lola was 16, so she was pretty independent and used to doing things on her own.

“Lola?” She heard an unfamiliar voice ask from behind her.

“Hi, can I help you?” She smiled and grabbed the bread Luke always bought.

“You’re so big.” The woman looked her up and down.

“Excuse me?” Lola questioned, feeling offended.

“No, no not like that!” The woman laughed, “I’m your mom… Lucy.” She smiled.

“My mom left me when I was a baby.” Lola scowled.

“That was such a mistake, is your Dad here? I’d love to talk to him.” Lucy smiled, trying to act friendly.

“Fuck you. Seriously. You broke my dads heart.” She pushed through the people standing around.

“Hey Lola, what’s wrong?” Luke frowned and held his arm pit, wrapping it around her shoulder.

“I feel nauseous, let’s just pay and go home.” She mumbled.

Get to know me tag!

Tagged by: @comakitten Name: Alexis Nickname(s): lexi, Lola, princess, ugly, dad/mom Gender: Female Star sign: libra Height: 5'4 Orientation: idk what this means I even googled it and I’m still very confused Hogwarts house: I don’t like Harry Potter Favorite color: red, black, and blue Favorite color to paint the walls: deep red or white Favorite color of lipstick: dark red or purple (if I wear any) Favorite animal: Dogs & turtles Time right now: 1:50 pm Cat or dog person: both Favorite fictional characters: any character from scream (the movie), mark renton & sick boy from trainspotting Number of blankets I sleep with: 4 Favorite singer/band: sublime, the 1975, and Family hahas Dream trip: New York or Seattle Dream job: working with the peace corps When was this blog created: idk maybe 2 or 3 months ago What made you decide to make a tumblr: my old blog got deleted & im lame Why did you pick your URL: I don’t even know tbh Last movie you watched: prom night -the original one with Jamie lee curtis Last song you listened to: the Mario theme song because my younger brother loves it Last book you read: tweak by Nic Sheff What time would you travel to: 60s-70s What fictional character would you want to hang out with for a day: Freddy Kruger or Michael Meyers I tag: @high-0n-0nly-y0u @sluthotel @handcuffs-and-jailtime @xthinspobabex @abhdeath

Mother's Day. (Luke and Lola)

Luke was at home, waiting for Lola to arrive home from school. Which is pretty much all he could do after work. He had no other life except work, school, and his daughter. When she wasn’t home, he had nothing to do.

“Here.” Lola sniffed and handed Luke a bag of cookies and some other sweets.

“Hey sweetheart, what’s wrong?” He frowned, picking her up and wiping her eyes.

“All the kids were making stuff for their mommies for Valentine’s Day a-and I don’t have a Mommy.” She cried harder, laying her head in Luke’s neck.

“Sunshine…” He sighed and rubbed her back. Not knowing exactly what to say.

“I want Ms.Jones to be my mommy! She’s nice to me!” She hiccuped.

Luke had went on a couple dates with Lola’s teacher, Allison, or Ms.Jones, as Lola called her.

“Lola, I can’t just marry Ms.Jones.” Luke laughed lightly, pushing her bangs off of her forehead.

“I know.” She sniffed and rubbed her nose on her sleeve. “You can be my Mommy until we find a new one.” She kissed his cheek.

Luke just laughed and kissed her forehead. “C’mon baby, I made dinosaur chicken nuggets.”

“Do we have ranch?” She giggled and held his cheeks.

“Wouldn’t be dinner without it!” He smiled and kissed her quickly. “I love you sweetheart.”

Father's Day. (Luke and Lola)

Father’s Day was one of Lola’s favorite days. Excluding her birthday and Christmas. She loved it so much because she got to celebrate with her daddy and spend all day with him. Which also meant Luke spoiled her. Not like that was out of the ordinary. She also loved it because it’s the holiday she was able to celebrate without feeling like she wasn’t normal. On Mother’s Day she had to draw Luke on the cards they made at school. On Christmas all the other kids made two calendars for their parents, and she only made one. But today she felt just like everyone else.

Lola woke up bright and early so she could make her daddy a card. Which was pretty much all she could do being only 5 years old.

“Daddy wake up.” Lola grinned as she pulled on the sleeve of his nirvana T-shirt.

“Hi princess!” Luke smiled, sitting up and holding her on his lap. Luke knew this was a special day for Lola. For most fathers it was about them, but for Luke and Lola, Luke made sure she got everything she wanted. Because this was the day she got to feel like all the other kids.

“Are we gonna go to the zoo?” Lola giggled and hugged Luke tightly. On Father’s Day, Dads got in half price. So Luke made sure he got to take Lola then. Cheap entertainment was Luke’s specialty.

“Well didn’t I promise you?” He smiled and kissed her forehead. “Is this for me?” He smiled, taking the pink construction paper from his little girls hand.

“Yeah, that’s me,” she said pointing to the small girl, “that’s you,” she smiled and pointed to the tall man with yellow hair, “and those are all the zoo animals!” She giggled.

“That’s amazing sweetheart. Go get dressed and then we can go to the zoo.” He smiled, setting his daughter on the ground and ruffling her hair.

First date. (Luke, Noah, and Lola)

“Please behave guys.” Lola sighed and she walked out of her room, fixing her skirt.

“Your skirt is too short.” Noah said, rolling his eyes.

Lola had a date to the movie theater with her new boyfriend, and Noah and Luke were going to be meeting him for the first time. She was nervous to say the least.

“Fuck off!” Lola whined and threw a shoe at him.

“Language! And Noah, stop annoying your sister!” Luke yelled.

And just then, there was a knock on the door, and a race between Noah and Lola to get to the door.

Noah’s girlfriend, Jen, sat on the couch laughing. “Babe please chill! She’s 16.”

“Yeah! Chill!” She pushed Noah back and opened the door, “Hi Austin. Come in.” She smiled.

“Hi.” He smiled and kissed her cheek, handing her the flowers he bought before he came.

“Aw, do you see this guys? A gentleman!” She furrowed her eyebrows at Luke and Noah, running to the kitchen to put the flowers in some water.

“So what’s your intentions with my little sister?” Noah asked, sitting back by Jen and pulling her close.

“And my daughter.” Luke sat on the chair and crossed his arms.

“I Uh- I think I’m gonna-” Austin didn’t even get to finish his sentence.

“You think? What are you gonna do. Spit it out.” Noah furrowed his eyebrows.

“Babe!” Jen scolded, slapping his thigh.

“If she wants to, I’m going to take her to the movies and out to dinner, maybe to the beach after..” Austin blushed.

“That sounds amazing.” Jen gushed.

“And like too many opportunities to take advantage of my little sister.” Noah sat up. “If you make one wrong move on her, I will find out, and I will find you. Got it?”

“Y-yes. I understand.” Austin nodded quickly.

“I’m ready!” Lola grinned and walked back in.

“C'mon lets go.” Austin said, face as red as a tomato. “Nice meeting you all!” He smiled, pulling Lola out the door.

New Mommy. (Luke, Lola, and Noah)

Luke got a call that he needed to come into Lola and Noah’s kindergarten class. And he had never been so worried. They were attached at the hip, so Luke requested they be in the same class. But, when the two were together, Lola’s brain and Noah’s bronze combined and it was never good for anyone.

“Hi, I’m here to speak with Ms.Jones?” Luke said pulling his lip ring between his teeth.

“Yes, Mr.Hemmings! She’s in the third room to the right.” The secretary smiled.

Luke made his way down the hallway decorated with drawings and paintings done by the kids, and it kinda made him want more kids.

Luke stepped into the classroom, and almost instantly he had one of each twin on both legs.
“Hey guys!” He laughed and ruffled their hair.

“Hi Mr.Hemmings, I’m Ms.Jones.” She smiled and held a hand out. She was probably the same age as Luke maybe younger, but at least a foot shorter than him.

“Luke.” He smiled and shook her hand lightly.

“Daddy we found a new mommy!” Lola squealed and giggled.

“There it is.” Ms.Jones laughed, and handed Luke a piece of pink paper with, “new mommy needed” scribbled and little doodles (all done by Noah probably) all over the paper.

“Oh my god.” Luke sighed and sat at one of the desks. “Ma’am I’m sorry.”

“But daddy Ms.Jones is so nice and she has good snacks! She doesn’t have a boyfriend either!” Noah pouted.

“Luke, it’s really okay. I just felt like I needed to let you know what was going on.” She smiled and ruffled Noah’s hair. “Why don’t you go take your sister and play on the pirate ship set?” She smiled at Noah. Who quickly agreed.

“Their mom left just a few weeks after they were born. They’ve been trying to find a Mom for a while.” Luke laughed quietly and rubbed his face.

“I see this a lot in these kinds of situations. It’s no big deal, honestly.” She lightly rubbed Luke’s shoulder.

The kids were right, she was nice. She had that motherly side to her.

“Daddy daddy! Take Ms.Jones on a date! You already said she was pretty!” Lola giggled.

“I- oh my god.” Luke blushed and laughed and covered his face with his hands.

“I would love to go on a date with you Luke.” She smiled, putting her hands in her jean pockets, which were covered in blue and pink paint.

“Wait, you would?” Luke went wide eyed. Girls never agreed to dates with him. Let alone made the first move.

“Friday night?” She smiled and handed her a card with her number on it.

Noah and Lola would definitely be getting ice cream for this one.

Single daddy. (Luke and Lola)

“Daddy we’re gonna be late for ballet!” Lola whined, stomping her feet. Luke was currently working on a group paper and he hadn’t finished his piece yet. The group gave him the smallest bit because they knew he was single and constantly running his little princess around.

“Baby doll I’m trying.” He sighed, trying to finish the last bit up. He was extremely frustrated. Between a 4 year old, and a paper on a subject he didn’t even fully understand.

“No daddy! Now!” She yelled back. Lola was always on time. She always liked being early because she got to watch the adults have class before she did. Luke didn’t really mind either.

“Okay Lola.” He sighed, scooping her up in his arms, “you give me headaches little one..”

“You give me bigger headaches!” She huffed, crossing her arms and laying her head in Luke’s neck.

"My own mom didn't even want me." (Luke and Lola)

“Hey babe! How was school?” Luke smiled and waved from the kitchen as soon as Lola walked through the door.

“Fine I guess.” She shrugged and sat on the couch, pulling a quilt over her head.

“What’s wrong?” Luke sighed. He had become pretty good at recognizing Lola’s moods at this point.

“There’s this stupid Mother and Daughter field trip and everyone was making fun of me, knowing I had no mom.” Lola furrowed her eyebrows, forcing the tears back.

“C'mere.” Luke snatched the blanket and hugged her tightly.

“My own mom didn’t even want me.” She sniffed and hugged him tightly.

“That’s not true, she was scared.” Luke furrowed his eyebrows and squeezed her.

“You’re always gonna be here, right Dad?” She wiped under her puffy eyes.

“Yeah sweetheart. Always.” He kissed her forehead and smiled.

Belly button piercing. (Luke and Lola)

“What is this?” Luke said loudly, his deep voice echoing through the house.

“Crap.” Lola whispered. She was in for it now. She remembered leaving her extra belly button piercing and the cleaning solution on the bathroom counter.

“Lola Marie Hemmings!” Luke yelled, stomping out of the bathroom.

“Hi.” She whispered innocently.

“Show me your belly button. Now.” Luke said, crossing his arms.

“Dad I just ate and I’m super bloa-..”

“Now Lola Marie!” Luke said louder, glaring at her.

“Fine!” She sighed, standing up and pulling her shirt up, revealing her fresh belly button piercing.

“Take it out.” Luke furrowed his eyebrows.

“What! No daddy! It’ll close up!” She whined.

“Lola…” He said in a warning tone.

“I hate you.” She took the piercing out, slamming it down on the table.

“This’ll make you hate me even more.” He snatched her phone from her hands and put it in his pocket. “Upstairs, now. And don’t think about turning your TV on or I swear to god I’ll be up there to take it as well.”

“God you’re such a prick!” She yelled, stomping upstairs, “I hate you! I’ll never forgive you!”

New Degrassi Episode Descriptions

1x01 #BootyCall - Tristan struggles to put his feelings aside while running for Student Council President against his ex, Miles, while Maya searches for a lead guitarist. Zoe and Grace agree to be just friends.

1x02 #NoFilter - Zoe learns that Grace has a serious illness. Miles gets in trouble for venting about the new man in his mother’s life, which leads him to express his anger towards restrictions in free speech.

1x03 #YesMeansYes - Zig takes action to save his relationship and becomes physical with Maya, despite her protests. Hunter pitches a Gamer Club to student council.

1x04 #NotOkay - Maya experiences sexist micro-aggressions at a gig and decides to fight back. When Tristan’s jealousy takes over, he pursues a new romance. When Tiny invites Shay to a movie, she realizes that she needs to introduce him to her parents.

1x05 #ButThatsNoneOfMyBusiness - Maya becomes a feminist while protesting against unequal bathroom rights. Miles turns to anti-anxiety meds when forced to spend time with his dad. Lola decides to try out masturbation after learning her friends do it.