lol. hat

  • Daroga: Tell me, Erik. Exactly what you were doing before I got home.
  • Erik: Alright, well I was upstairs.
  • Daroga: Okay.
  • Erik: I was, I was sitting in my room.
  • Daroga: Yes.
  • Erik: Reading a book.
  • Daroga: Go on.
  • Erik: And uh, well this guy walked in.
  • Daroga: Okay.
  • Erik: So I went up to him.
  • Daroga: Yes.
  • Erik: And I, uh, stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
  • Daroga: Eeeeeeriiiikk, that kills people!
  • Erik: Oh, oh, well I-I-I didn't know that.
  • Daroga: How could you not know that?
  • Erik: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.

my Villainous AU: Cowardice!

White hat is a rich scared monster boi that wishes to help others with their fears, phobias, and anxieties. He’s employed a scientist to help with his passion to help people like him!

Dr. Glurf on the other hand couldn’t care less and creates weapons and monsters of fear and evil, enjoying trolling White hat.

If it wasn’t for White hat’s monster attributes, Glurf would’ve easily killed him by now. It’s still fun tricking him on a daily notice.

EDIT- I wanna start calling white hat in this au ‘coward hat’. maybe scared hat? fraidy hat. Fraid hat XDDD))


BH thought that Flug is going to take him on a dateoo-
Welp, too bad. Bitch Hat will have to spend rest of the day alone.

Also Demencia on the last panel: *404 Windows Error*
5.0.5 don’t even know what to think about it.

Requested by anon