anonymous asked:

What do you think the drunk personalities of the clique six would be like? Or just what would they be like drunk

this made me laugh to think about haha

Riley - she’s my favorite to think about being drunk mainly because I feel like she’d have so many different personalities while being hammered. I can see her being the “deep conversation” drunk. The one who comforts the crying girl in the bathroom and tells the complete stranger “he doesnt deserve you” even though she just met this person like 5 seconds ago lol I also see her being the ‘new best friend’ drunk. She makes friends with everyone and because shes so likeable and friendly it causes unwanted attention. The horny douchebags at parties always take her kindness for flirting which is where Lucas usually comes in. 

Lucas - because of how deadpan he can be when he’s sober I see him being a happy drunk when he’s drinking for fun. Constantly throwing his arms up in the air when he sees someone he knows ‘HEYYY MAN GOOD TO SEE YOU’ type drunk, but also “the one you want around in case things go too far” kind of drunk. Also, because of his past I can see him being easily triggered like hes all happy and joking until someone provokes him and its like the freaking hulk has been awakened. He’s up for a good time but is still the ‘dad’ of the group. 

Zay - he has such an amazing personality when he’s sober that it’s hard to imagine him being any different drunk HOWEVER I do see him as the type of drunk who’s like “hold my drink” you know what I mean? Like a ‘watch me do this backflip’ type drunk. He gets drunk and thinks he’s superman. ALSO he’s ‘the romantic’ when he’s drunk. He “falls in love” with a new person everytime he drinks. 

Isadora - I cannot imagine her drunk but I think if she were to be drunk she’d be the giggly drunk. She knows theres a scientific reason for why her mood changes when she drinks alcohol but that doesnt stop her from getting all giddy and giggly when she gets the slightest bit of liquor in her. Like remember how she was when Riley gave her a makeover, add uncontrollable laughter and thats drunk Smackle 

Maya - she’s a hard one too because she has this ‘im so cool and collected’ exterior when shes sober so I feel like the only way to go would be the denier. This is the drunk that denies that theyre drunk the whole night. “I’m not drunk, Riley you’re drunk.” Even though she just downed 4 shots of tequila. I can also see her being the self-destructor drunk you know like she loses any decision-making abilities after one beer. the “dont let me text my ex” drunk.

Farkle - he seems like the wanderer. He’s the one who always seems to disappear during the night and isnt seen again until its time to leave. I think his drunk personality would be Donnie Barnes 2.0 super chill and laid back but I also see him being the ‘wants to talk about philosophy’ drunk. He’s the one who gets into heated discussions with strangers about religion (i.e girl meets beliefs) and evolution. 

FanFic: The Corcas Texts

A/N: This was a fun one to write. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

“I know it’s not traditional for the father of the bride to also be the best man in the wedding party, but when have Riley and Lucas ever been traditional? Since they met in 7th grade they have always been about them. The few times they tried not to be? Well, let’s just say that didn’t work out so well.

I have had the pleasure and honor of watching Lucas grow from a young man eager for a new start to the fine young man seated before you. It hasn’t always been easy…not for them and most certainly not for me.

Through the years one thing has remained constant…through all the obstacles of high school, college, and yes even Texas, their feelings for one another have remained. They may have gotten partially buried a time or two but they never went away.

Rather than bore all of you with a speech, I have decided to share some text messages that Lucas and I have shared throughout the years. It’s funny that they really connected the night I took their phones away and yet Lucas and I connected through the phone…. And by my stealing his shoes but you all know that story. So without any further delay, I present to you the story of“Corcas… How I knew we would be here someday….”  Cory sits down as a video starts to play on the screen in the front of the reception hall.

Text from Lucas Friar  7/11/14

6pm: You do know I’m not 36 Sir, right?

6:05pm: Yes, I know Chachi. I’ve got my eye on you

Text to Lucas Friar 10/17/14

7pm: Sorry about the boot kid. You were the first “real” boy she ever invited to the bay window. I panicked.

7:05pm: Farkle is a real boy, at least that’s what he keeps telling us. LMBO   Understood. Can I have my boot back tomorrow?

7:10pm: No. I’m going to hold it hostage so every time you come over, you know what could happen if I catch you in the window.

Text to Lucas Friar 11/21/14

4pm: Nice move with the white horse…. So you think you are Prince Charming, do you? Just remember she is MY princess first  

4:02pm: Yes sir…I know that sir. I’m not planning to steal Cinderella….not yet anyway…. J/K  LOL

4:04pm: Still watching you Friar.

Text from Lucas Friar 3/27/15

8pm: Thank you for letting me take her out Sir.

8:02pm: I’m still watching you

Text to Lucas Friar  3/31/15

3pm: Lucas, why did you run? I saw you scale that desk… what did you think I was going to do?

3:03pm: I wasn’t sure Sir….but I just have to say that she kissed me first

3:05pm: But did you enjoy it? Answer carefully

3:13pm: Erm…of course I enjoyed it. It was Riley.

3:20pm: Good answer but I’m still watching you.

Text to Lucas Friar 5/12/15

9pm: How you holding up? You guys made the right decision. Don’t let anyone pressure you to be what you are not.

9:15pm: I’m OK Sir. The important thing is that we made this decision together. When the time is right we will know. How come I didn’t know she loved the Knicks so much?

Text from Lucas Friar 5/13/15

5pm: Sorry we failed the test, Sir. How mad is she?

5:23pm: You didn’t fail Lucas, there is no right answer to that question. She’s calming down. You do know that she’s not upset by whatever it is that you did right? She’s upset that you didn’t trust her enough to tell her.

5:25pm: I know that now sir. I should have remembered “Real friends” listen

Text from Lucas Friar 6/12/15

10am: I’m going to marry her one day whether you like it or not

10:15am: Thanks for sending me to detention but I meant what I said… I will…one day

Text to Lucas Friar 8/7/15

5pm: You and Maya were voted as best couple? Where did that come from? This is going to be bad Lucas. Very bad.

5:05pm I don’t know where it came from. I will say something. Is Riley ok?

5:07pm She’s sitting in the dark, this is not going to be good

5:09pm I will fix this sir…. One day sir One day

Text from Lucas Friar 8/8/15

5:11pm: Sir! You said bad! That was worse than bad!! Who is Morotia, how do I get rid of her and how do I get Princess Dancing Sunshine back?!!

5:17pm: Calm down Lucas. Morotia has left the building. By the time you see her next Riley should be herself again.

5:19pm: Thank you, sir

5:20pm: Ummm…. Princess Dancing Sunshine? There something you want to tell me?

5:22pm: No sir, that’s what she told me to call her.

5:25pm: There’s more to this story but I will let it slide for now

Text to Lucas Friar 8/14/15

7pm: You didn’t ask her to the Semi-Formal? Why not?

7:03pm: I didn’t think I had to. We may be an “unofficial” couple but I assumed we were going together

7:05pm: You know what happens when you assume don’t you? Bad, bad things happen.

7:06pm: I will fix this too sir

7:08pm: You know Lucas, you’ve been saying that quite a lot lately

7:10pm: I know and I don’t know why things keep happening

Text to Lucas Friar 9/25/15

5pm: Thank you.

5:05pm: For what Sir?

5:07pm: I heard you come in through the window. Thank you for being so worried about her.

5:09pm: How could I not be worried about her? How can anyone do something like that to her? Sorry about the towel bars

5:10pm: It’s ok Lucas. We understand how it happened. We will fix it.

5:11pm: Thank you, sir.  Zay, Farkle and I are headed to the gym so I can work out some of this anger.

5:12pm: Good idea… hey Lucas?

5:13pm: Yes Sir?

5:15pm: When the time comes and if you still want to marry her one day, I will say yes…but you still need to ask! You set the bar high with the first date….  

5:17pm: LOL   Don’t worry Sir. I will ask you before I ask her

Text to Lucas Friar 10/16/15

4pm: Congratulations on mastering Tombstone!

6pm: You must still be out celebrating!

10pm: I’m her brother?

10:10pm: OH Boy

Text from Lucas Friar 10/17/15

9pm: I’m her brother and Maya likes me? What does that even mean?

Text from Lucas 10/19/15

3pm: Hoover Dam? That’s the best you got? She agreed to go out with Charlie! What’s the lesson here, Matthews? There has to be a lesson right?

3:15pm: Sorry Lucas. I’ve got nothing

Text from Lucas  10/19/15

6pm: Why didn’t you chase me out of her room? Why are you suddenly OK with me being there?


6:16pm Nice try Matthews, spell check is your friend.

Text from Lucas 1/1/16

12:05am: Happy New Year Sir.

12:06am: Where are you texting me from?

12:07am: Your roof

12:09am: LOL why are you texting me?

12:10am: No one is talking. Farkle announced to everyone that Riley still has feelings for me and no one has said a word.

12:12am: You OK Lucas?

12:17am: Is it bad that I don’t know quite how to answer that?

12:25am: No, it’s not bad     Happy New Year Lucas

Text to Lucas  3/11/16

9am: It’s graduation day! Are you ready?

9:03am: No

9:05am: Why not?

9:10am: Because I’m stuck in the middle of this situation and I don’t see a way out without hurting someone

9:14am: I thought you said you guys were all just going to be friends

9:20am: Reason for the 6/12/15 Detention still applies

Text from Lucas 6/24/16

5pm: It’s always been her…There was no choice needed

5:02pm: As her dad, I’m happy to hear that…when are you going to tell her that?

5:06pm: Soon as I think she is ready to hear it

Text to Lucas 7/29/16

8am: I’m not your teacher right now…I’m her dad. What was that? Did you just accuse my daughter of something? Don’t be a prick. You ask her…you don’t accuse. Got it?

8:02am: Yes sir. I was jealous

8:05am: I don’t care why… if you want to see the 6/12 reason in action? You treat my daughter with respect. Go apologize. If she is not happy when I see her next? You will hear from me

8:10am: Yes sir

4pm: She’s happy and you’re off the hook. Understand this…I like you, kid. I think you have been and could continue to be good for her BUT I will not allow you to disrespect her like that. Understood?

4:05pm: Yes sir

4:10pm: Ok….now my next question…have you really been carrying that jelly bean around? Did you ever hear the story about me and the jelly beans? Zay would say it’s a good Mr. Matthews story.

4:15pm:  LOL on the Zay line. Yes, I’ve had it with me. You can tell me your jelly bean story this weekend. I’ve been invited to dinner.  Oh and sir? 6/12 reason definitely applies

Text from Lucas 12/31/2020

8pm: Are you ever going to tell me why you stole my shoes every time I was in the window?

8:05pm: Not every time

8:07pm: Well every time you caught me anyway

8:17pm: I was testing your loyalty to my daughter. Each time I stole one, I feared it would be the last time… that you would stop coming over. That it wouldn’t be worth the price of shoes or the price of sore feet to spend time with my heart. Yet every time, you came back and my respect for you grew. It was then that I knew that my daughter had found her Topanga.  

8:20pm: Thank you, sir. I should tell you that I never noticed the difference in walking home with only one shoe on.

8:23pm: That’s because your head was still in Rileytown

8:25pm I have plans to stay a permanent resident in Rileytown, sir


Text to Lucas 12/31/2024

11pm: Still on for Midnight? We want to get a good spot on the roof. You know how her mother is

11:05pm: Yes and I know how you are

Text to Son2 6/12/2025

10am: Today you officially become part of our family. You have been a part of us for so long, I don’t know that I can remember a time when you weren’t. You told me 10 years ago today that you thought you would be doing this someday. Through all the ups and downs, you have remained positive that you were going to do this. Today is that day. I’m sure I will start to get emotional when I see you so I’m going to say this now in hopes that I don’t go overboard. Welcome to the family son. We love you and thank you for loving her so much. We can’t wait to see you take on the world together. Of course- we wouldn’t say no to grandkids… You know how much Mom wants them.  

10:05am: Thanks Dad and we know how much you want them too.

10:07am: You know we could help you with names when the time comes

10:09am: That would be a no…. Chewbacca and Plankton?  We are leaning towards Logan Matthew or Emily Ann

10:11am: Those are nicer than the ones I was going to suggest. If you end up with a princess of your own? Try the shoe thing… it works

10:13am: Yes it does Dad…yes it does

Girl Meets the Inevitable - a future GMW script headcanon (part 2)
  • (Classroom scene, Riley and Farkle are in their usual seats in the front row but are deliberately not facing each other, kind of like in GM Legacy. Maya is behind Riley still grinning like an idiot. Smackle is behind Maya consumed in a book, Lucas is behind Farkle looking as confused as usual, Zay is behind Lucas wanting to get in on whatever hilarious thing Maya is laughing at.)
  • Cory: *enters* Guess who has a super exciting announce- wait, what is this? *points back and forth from Riley to Farkle*
  • Maya: *tries not to laugh*
  • Lucas: Yeah, what IS this?
  • Maya: *tries harder*
  • Cory: This looks awfully familiar doesn’t it, Friar.
  • Lucas: Sure does, sir.
  • Zay: This is gonna be good, I can tell.
  • (Cory and Lucas both stare down Maya who is basically hyperventilating at this point.)
  • Lucas: Have you neglected to tell me something?
  • Maya: *fake appalled face* I would never!
  • Zay: Why she gotta tell you stuff?
  • Lucas: Well because…
  • Maya: *looks at him like I DARE you*
  • Lucas: Well I guess I don’t really have a reason anymore, huh?
  • Maya: Nope, you’ve been demoted, Ranger Rick.
  • Zay: Now you’re just a peasant like the rest of us.
  • Lucas: *stares into space* Huh.
  • Cory: ... Anyway...guess who has a super exciting announce-
  • Zay: -Smackle, doesn’t this bother you?
  • Smackle: *puts down the book in mild irritation* Does what bother me?
  • Zay: Your ex...person? Doing that?
  • (Camera cuts to Farkle hugging his knees and staring wide-eyed at the floor)
  • Smackle: *goes back to her book* Farkle may sit in his desk in whatever manner he wishes to sit in his desk.
  • Zay: But aren’t you wondering *not so subtly gestures to Riley w/ his head*...what’s up?
  • Smackle: *puts book down again* “Whats up” is that my approval or lack thereof of Farkle's behavior is irrelevant. If he wishes to confide in me as to the nature of “what’s up” then he may do so in his own time and I would be happy to listen and/or provide wisdom. If he does not, speculation on my part or anyone else's is neither a fruitful nor necessary endeavor.
  • Zay: *starts to retort but realizes he has no argument* I mean, okay then.
  • Cory: ...ANYWAY...who wants to hear-
  • Riley: I’m fine! *everybody looks at her*
  • Cory: Unbelievable.
  • Riley: *turns around slowly, still closing her eyes* I would just like the record to show that I am fine, nothing is wrong, nothing has changed, I’m fine, Farkle’s fine, we’re all fine. Nothing is up. *turns back to original position*
  • Lucas: *pokes Farkle in the head with a pencil to try to get his attention* Somehow, I don’t believe you.
  • Riley: *slightly aggressive* Nothing is up, Lucas. *turns to Cory* Father, what is your exciting announcement?
  • Cory: Oh no! You people had your chance. Now I’m makin ya learn first, John Keats! Ode on a Grecian Urn! *aggressively passes out books while everyone in the class groans except Maya, the camera cuts to her face light up for a second before she tries to change her expression to hide her excitement*
  • Lucas: *reading the title of the book* Highlight Works of the 2nd Generation of English Romantic Poets?
  • Cory: Maya, no complaints?
  • Maya: *quietly* It’s one of my favorites.
  • Zay: *raises his hand* Sir, are you aware that you teach a history class?
  • Cory: Oh, you’ll get it in a second. Smackle, would you do me the honor of reading the first half of stanza one on page 113?
  • Smackle: “Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness, Thou foster-child of silence and slow time, Sylvan historian,-
  • Everyone: oohhhhhhh
  • Smackle: “who canst thus express, A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme”
  • Cory: Thank you, Smackle. In this poem, Keats is addressing an ancient pot or vase, which the greeks painted to depict idealistic scenes of their everyday lives. A piece of art, perhaps in a MUSEUM.
  • (He pauses for a second and looks at the class knowingly; he’s trying to hint at his big announcement, but the class isn’t getting it. He sighs and moves on.)
  • Cory: He refers to it as a “Sylvan Historian. Why’s he do that?
  • (everyone looks around, confused)
  • Cory: Where are my regulars? Smackle?
  • Smackle: I’m a woman of science, sir, I’m afraid this flowery literature nonsense eludes my intellectual grasp.
  • Cory: Ouch. Farkle Time?
  • (He continues to stare at the floor)
  • Lucas: I don’t think I’ve ever seen him pass up Farkle time, sir.
  • (He slowly turns around, keeping his eyes closed and cringing a little)
  • Farkle: *deep breath and then starts talking like crazy fast* Sylvan means like having to do with the forest or the woods so it probably just suggests that the scene depicted on the urn is a bunch of wood-nymphs or something, I dunno, it doesn’t matter, the word that matters is 'historian'. The question you're obviously getting at is *does Cory impression* 'how can an urn be a historian????' Or less obviously, how does art function as a record of history and or more specifically- our personal history because you always make it about our lives. How does this apply to our lives? I don’t know yet! I’m a genius but I literally don’t understand anything about my entire life! But I’m fine, everything's fine, nothing has changed and I promise nothing is up, Isadora. *passes out*
  • Zay: *nudges Lucas* Told you this was gonna be good.
  • Cory: My, wasn’t that dramatic. I usually expect the hysterics from this one *gestures to Riley* what a twist!
  • Maya: Okay I never thought I would say this but Matthews could we please get back to learning now, I think I actually care about this.
  • Zay: This day is just full of surprises.
  • Cory: Well, we certainly can. Farkles right, what actually happened doesn’t matter. *Farkle wakes up and sits back down at his desk after hearing that he was right lol*
  • Zay: But I thought it was a record of history?
  • Cory: It is. But it doesn’t record what actually happened. There’s too much creative liberty, and its influenced by the artist biased perception of the world. So if it doesn’t record events, What does it record?
  • Maya: *is quiet for a second and then kinda impulsively blurts this out* Art encapsulates a part of humanity's history that textbooks can’t. Emotion, beauty, and how each individual interprets the world around them. That’s why I like it so much.
  • (Everyone is super impressed, even Smackle)
  • Smackle: Encapsulates. *playfully punches Maya’s arm, doing that whole ‘trying to be a regular teen’ thing* Nice one, pal.
  • Cory: I’m sorry, did someone not fill me in? Is it opposite day?
  • Maya: Okay, I know things too!
  • Cory: But today you knew them out loud, Maya. I’m proud of you.
  • Maya: *trys to make a sassy comeback but cant* Yeah okay whatever..
  • Cory: Keats explains through his own form of *looks at Smackle* 'flowery literature nonsense' that art connects us to past civilizations on a personal level. If we can know how they felt, what they thought was beautiful, what they hoped for and dreamed about, we can understand history better than we can by knowing who was king or which war was happening. Maya, go ahead and read the last line for us.
  • Maya: *dramatic sigh* “Beauty is truth, truth, beauty,—that is all, Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.”
  • Cory: Scholars have debated over the meaning of this line for centuries. Your assignment is to partner up, and come up with an explanation as to what it means, why it’s important, and how it relates to your own history. Which leads toooo
  • Everyone: ...your big announcement?
  • Cory: Bingo! Can I get a drumroll please…
  • Everyone: *stares at him*
  • Cory: *defeated* Fine ya buzzkills, we’re going to a museum.
  • Everyone except Smackle, who is straight-up giddy: oh
  • Cory: The Museum of Modern Art, to be exact. In your assignment, you must find a painting or sculpture that interest both you and your partner, and you must use its beauty to explain the last line of 'Ode on a Grecian Urn'
  • Lucas: Zay, I’m working with you, I don’t get this stuff.
  • Zay: You think I do?
  • Lucas: You raised your hand!
  • Zay: To ask a question! Cause I don’t get this stuff!
  • Cory: Oh no, I’m picking your partners this time.
  • Maya: Oh boy.
  • Cory: Oh yes, I’m making sure each of you will have a different perspective to add to your project.
  • Maya: Could you stop using the word perspective it gives me a headache. *puts head on desk*
  • Lucas: And encapsulates doesn’t?
  • Maya: *head still on desk* I’m a complex individual, Friar.
  • Cory: Alrighty then, the partners will be: You and you, you and you... *he picks people from all over the room, seemingly at random, he puts Maya with Smackle, Lucas with Sarah, Zay with Corn chip Dave, and then he gets to Riley and Farkle* ...and, because it amuses me, Riley...
  • Lucas: Sir, I wouldn’t.
  • Cory: ...will be working with...
  • Maya: You’re gonna regret it, Matthews!
  • Cory: Farkle.
  • Riley and Farkle: *physically wince as if in pain*
  • Maya and Lucas: *exasperated sigh*
  • Cory: Farkle, Riley, are you with us? Did you hear me?
  • (They slowly turn to look at each other, the first time they have done so for the whole scene, and immediately do the stupid corpanga high-five giggle thing until they both cover their mouths in shock, and zoom out of the room through doors on opposite sides of the classroom, nearly running into each other in the process)
  • Cory: Yikes!
  • (end scene)
  • (p.s. thank you so much everyone for your kind words about part 1, I would leave a link to it here but tbh I dont know how to do that but you can find it under the GMTI tag in my blog)

Imagine the boys finally finding out all that happened when Maya “became Riley” and they were trying to “find Maya again” and Zay being like “hahahahaha omg Lucas that’s so funny because that happened while you always talked about how much you like Maya for who she is and what makes her different from Riley”. And everyone being a bit awkward lol but Zay just continues “…like when you said you love that she makes fun of you but you also know that she cares about you cause she didn’t want you to get hurt on the bull…” And Lucas starting to panic a little and being like OK ZAY WE GET IT but Zay is in a flow and he can’t seem to understand the awkward situation “…and when you told mrs Hunter what a great mom she is…” (And Maya is like hahaha you did WHAT???) “…and when you said in front of the whole class that you thought deep down Maya is beautiful. That’s so funny bc she could’ve really needed to hear that when she was having her identity crisis hahaha”. And everyone just finally realise how much Lucas cares about Maya and also how Maya’s always been herself. Wouldn’t that be crazy hahahahah it would be so weird, almost like the show actually made sense lol

cory: alright, today’s assignment, i’m gonna point to each of you and when i do you’re going to tell me the first thing that comes to mind

*points to lucas*

lucas: maya









mrs svorski from her grave:



gmw writers:

statue of liberty:



lucas: …maya… nnaise? mayonnaise!

zay: lol bitch i know what u meant

What I Want To Happen In Season 3

• lucaya being official
• more build up in riarkle until everyone know they like each other except them
• zay crushing on a cheerleader lol or ZARAH (zay x Sarah)
• more of the other characters talking
• missy and billy returning
• farkle’s family life
• more of zay’s background
• the gang finding interest in things in high school courses
- Riley with science and maybe engineering?
- Lucas with his sports and animal science
- Farkle with science and trying out for the school play (and he’s totally happy to see Riley in his science class)
- Maya with her art
- Zay with performing arts which includes ballet and maybe also some sports with Lucas
• Cory Mathews being scared about all the bigger high school boys being around Riley
• more Shawn and Maya
• more Shawn and Katy
• Riley and Maya trying make up
• Riley thinking about her wardrobe
• more of the original boy meets world gang
• rucas + markle friendship
• zay, Lucas and Farkle friendship
• more Charlie, him finding interest and finding someone
• maybe a new member to the gang
• zay getting closer to Maya and Riley

I think I have my expectations too high lol. did I miss anything?