If it makes you feel better, once a ticket seller thought I was my dad's son (he was buying a yearly bus ticket). I don't even have your cool short haircut, my hair goes almost half way down my back, although it was in a ponytail. There are only two possible explanations, a) my sweatshirt and bad postures made me look flat chested, or my personal theory, b) more than half the world's population is half blind (I am pretty sure that's true). I just remember tits or no, I'm still the same person.
Even our tatas can’t save us lol