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  • “kitna besharam insaan hai!!! sher bulaake ghode bechke so raha hai!!!!!!”
    • *shivaay voice* SHER NAHI HAI, IT’S A TIGER!!!! 🙈🙈🙈
  • omkara’s frustration at rudra is my favourite thing in life. ever. 🙃🙃🙃
  •  the sheer amount shivaay forgives and coddles rudra is only apparent when you see omkara’s treatment of rudra. omkara truly gives no shits and is forever ready to kick his ass, while shivaay treats him like a delicate, tender little baaaaaby. aur yeh nikkamma hai ki bhaiyya ka jeena mushkil kar rakha hai. 
  • oh god anika and her DVD. 🙄🙄🙄
  • chanda’s arranged marriage seems to be going well, if she’s giving anika tips on how to ignite her sex life. good for chanda. she deserves happiness (and orgasms.) 
  • BABAJI KI PREM BOOTI. JESUS CHRIST, BULBUL.
  • lmaoooooo om’s face. 😂😂😂
    • om is me, i am om. surrounded by ek se badhkar ek namooone. 
  • LOL TELL US BULBUL, HOW DO YOU KNOW? HOW MANY UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLIPPED THIS TO, COZ THAT KINDA SHIT IS TOTALLY UP YOUR ALLEY. 
  • lolllll i love her little hand gesture at “booooti”. 😆😆😆
    • also omki, could you please ask your wife why she has such a readyyyyyy supply of this special prem waali booti on hand at all times???? 🙃🙃🙃
  • god i am just dying from secondhand embarrassment for anika. YOU DON’T NEED SOME STUPID SOFT CORE PORN MOVIE. GIRL JUST KISS THE STUPID MAN. 😣😣😣
  • DADI TOLD BILLU TO BUY BHAJAN KI DVD OMG NO DADI NOOOOOOOOO OMG IMMA DIEEEEEE OH GODDDDDDDDDDDD
  • i love that bulbul’s plan COMPLETELY hinges upon her confidence wrt shivaay’s love for her. has she ever been this confident about omkara’s love for her? i think not. BROTP >>>>>>> OTP. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • OMG DADI NO PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KILLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • …. those santras look perfectly fine to me????
  • is om the baker to shivaay’s chef? where’s this cake coming from? 
  • …. ooh what does om have to talk to bulbul abouttttt? is he gonna ask her to slip him some of her boooooty 😏😏😏😏😏😏 I MEAN BOOTI THAT WAS NOT A FREUDIAN SLIP AT ALLLLLLLL 🙊🙊🙊🙊
  • oh yikes, ex ki baatein. 
    • methinks one of om’s exes might resurface eventually. but i hope it isn’t riddhima coz she was boring affffffffffffff. 
  • mmmmmhmmmmm get it omki. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
  • look who’s shipping rikara now! 😘😘😘
  • …. god, where have the santre gone???? 
  • gauri so sanskaari, she asks for god’s blessings to drug a person also. amazing. 😌😌😌😌
  • BAAT BAAT PAR YEH ROOM KYUN SAJAA DETE HAI YEH LOG, DO THEY THINK IT’S BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT FAIRY LIGHTS AND ROSE PETALS OR SOMETHING???
  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW is right. my girl looking like a million buckssssssssss. 😍😍😍😍
  • at this point, EVERYONE is so invested in you two banging, i wouldn’t even be surprised if the family halvaai HAS sponsored all this. 
  • FFS BILLU STOP ASKING SO…. PLAINLY. LIKE YES CONSENT IS MANDATORY BUT THERE’S BETTER WAYS??????? 😣😣😣
  • …. he has turkish coffee before sleeping???? HOW DOES HE SLEEP????? JUST THE SMELL OF TURKISH COFFEE KEEPS ME AWAKE FOR THREE HOURS. 😧😧😧
  • … god, i just know it, this juice is gonna be the sade hue santre ka juice… meaning the boooooti wali juice has gone to…. WHOM??? OH GOD, WHOM?????? 😟😟😟😟
  • god i can’t even with this stupid movie plan, anika!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • yeh koi aisi waisi picture nahi hai…. WAISI WAISIIIIIIII picture hai. 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 samjhaaaa kar, billu. 
  • oh anika. OH ANIKA. I AM DYING OF MICHMICHI. GIRL WYDDDDDD
  • SHIVAAY’S FACE ON REALISING ANIKA WANTS HIM TO WATCH A PORNO; FUCKING PRICELESS: 
  • behen jo bhi chalaa rahi ho, dekh ke toh chalaati. OUFF ANIKAAAAA 😩😩😩😩
  • where did this one conjure up flowers from now? 
  • … god the funkyass juice is beginning to take its toll on billu. this poor boy. the stars have really aligned to not let him get laid. 
  • he already said WOWWWW multiple times and in multiple voice modulations anika. what more do you want? 
  • aaaaaaaand he’s screaming about ultiiii. i can’t you guys. i just can’t watch this kinda garbage. fwding. 
  • oh bulbul. you adorable little idiot. 
  • LMAOOOOOOOOO AND THE BHAJAN JUST KILLED BILLU’S BACHA-KUCHA BONER. 
    • FORGET HIM, IM JUST WORRIED ABOUT DADI; SOMEONE GO SAVE HER FROM THE DIRTY PICTUREEEEEEEEEE 😟😟😟😟
  • hahahahahahahaha gauri’s reaction outsideeee. she’s like WHUT? PEOPLE MORE BHAKTIIIII-FILLED THAN ME? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!
  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM DYING AT BOTH THEIR FACES OH LORD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • “hum yeh picture dekhne waale the, anika???? 😟😟😟 
    • lolololololololololol 😂😂😂😂
  • I KNOW THAT SEXY HAND. OH BOY. DID OMKI DRINK THE BOOOOTI WAALI JUICE???? 😧😧😧
    • I’M NOT COMPLAINING. MUJHE TOH KOI BHI OTP KE THARKI WAALE SCENES CHALENGE. I’M NOT PICKY AT ALLLLLLLL. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
  • LMAOOOOO DID HE GET THE BOOTI, OR IS HE JUST 420 BLAZED???? WHAT’S WITH THE CAKE? 😆😆😆
  • “omkaraJIIIIIIII nahi, OM. TUMHARA OM.” 
    • pffffffffffffft. 😂😂😂😂😂
  • not the face you want your wife to make when you’re putting the moves on her.
    • also not the face *I* would make if omki was putting the moves on me. bulbul got loins of steel. 
  • i can’t stop cackling at him seductively eating the cake AT her. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    • also, i could not catch that poem he said. at all. despite repeated listenings. so much mumblingggg. 😕😕😕
  • boooti juice toh pee liya, but does the cake have weed in it too???? i’m like 86% sure there’s something shaaaaady af about the cake. 
  • “SUROOOOOOOOR” lmaooooooooo 😂😂😂😂
  • OUFFFFFF PINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WON’T YOU JUST LET YOUR SON GET LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫
    • also how stupid and unobservant is omkara that he didn’t notice that his cake was now SWIMMING in OJ?????? 🤔🤔🤔
  • shivaay’s in favour of the bhajans playing, coz he could use all the divine intervention he can get rn. 
  • SOMEONE PLEASE GO RESCUE POOR DADI FROM HAVING HER DHARAMMMMM GETTING BHRASHT
  • OMG SHE’S GONNA WATCH IT IN THE LIVING ROOM DADI WHYYYYYYYYY OH GOD IF ANYONE SEES YOU’RE GONNA BE KNOWN AS THARKI DADI FROM NOW ON 
  • ok PREM KI DEVI has quite the sultry soundtrack. 
    • protip: if bollywood’s breaking out the sax, ppl gonna be getting it on in that scene… 🎷🎷🎷🎷 SAX = SEX. 😏😏😏😏
  • …. i don’t need to say anything else. 
  • dude, gauri, what even are you made of??????? how are you resisting him, that too when he’s got a piece of chocolate cake in his mouth????? OMKI + FAT LADEN CARBS = MY PERSONAL IDEA OF HEAVEN 😍😍😍😍

OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS 😍😍😍

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS?!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!! 😧😧😧

….. errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr????????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

same, gauri. #SAME. 😒😒😒

  • lolololol shivaay’s tummy ache is making him all philosophical and ponder the concept of karma. 
    • beta, tum toh karma ki baat hi mat karo. agar tumhe tumhaare karmon ke phal milne shuru ho gaye toh tumhaari kher nahi. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA DIL KE ARMAAN AANSUON MEIN BEH GAYE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • hahahahahahaha even anika is 1000% done 😆😆😆
  • OH NO ANIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIRL COME ON 
  • “aapko sadi si smell aa rahi hai? kuch jal raha ho jaise?”
    “mere armaan?”
    • hahahahahahahhahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
  • …. HOW DID THE FIRE GET FROM THE CURTAIN TO THE BED???? 
  • really? the whole room caught fire and not one fire alarm rang? 
    • just another thing to ensure all the oberois are wiped out in one fell swoop. like there aren’t enough people out there trying to murder them on a daily basis. 😕😕😕

  • ghar parrrrr koiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nahi haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! GET IT ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN, MY TRASH CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT SWINGING FROM THE CHANDELIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😏😏😏😏

anonymous asked:

Hey! How did you get that glowy effect on your latest anti piece? Iv been trying to find a decent one for ages but that one looks really good!

thanks buddy! it seems like i’ve deleted the progress file so i can’t show you how i did it on that one, but i can explain it using another picture lol:

i’ll be using this drawing to show you how to do cool glowy eyes. i’ll be using green but you can use any color of course :D

1: if you want your glow to be all glowy, you can consider using an additional layer to create a darker atmosphere. i used the color in the top left corner on multiply on 60%

2: add a layer on top of your layer from step one (if you’re using one of course). use an airbrush to add the glow

3: i always use a blur effect, to even out the glow. for this drawing i used a value of 31

4: put the layer on hard light to get a glow! you can decide to stop here but your glow can even be glowier if you continue

5: add a new layer and airbrush a darker color over the glow. why darker and not lighter? this way the intensity of the light will be less..intense. trust me on this one

6: again, blur effect to even it out. again, value of 31

7: put the layer on add and play around with the opacity a bit. i used an opacity of 50% for this one but you can change it of course. if the light isn’t intense enough for you, go back to step 5 and choose a lighter color :D

anonymous asked:

If you dont mind me asking, what do you do at work?

ahh i have two jobs actually. i’m an office manager at a computer repair business (thrilling i know…) which mostly entails doing a lot of paperwork and making sure people pay us lol. and i also work for the town community education department; i teach some classes for them but mostly i just work in the office there & help out teachers set up their classrooms, help with technology/computer issues, etc. 

simmer-and-stir  asked:

Your posts are SO BEAUTIFUL!!! I looove your blog and you seem like a really sweet person. I do have 2 questions. 1- do you have any advice for building/decorating and also how do you edit your images?I have PS and Gimp but I barely know how to use them lol. Thanks so much for your time!!!

OMG I remember you, you already asked about decorating and i totally forgot about it o_o I’m so sorry, I remember your profile pic I’M SORRY I was at work, and I wanted to get home and do it with pics and all, and then I FORGOT LIKE A MORON THAT I AM. I’m so sorry, you’re so sweet. I’m at work again, so as to not risk forgetting about it again, I’ll just answer now. 

Firstly, about building. I’m in no way as good as @jenba or @peacemaker-ic or countless other amazing builders, but I figured with building, it’s most important to just try everything. Most of us have those two windows we really like and use for everything, well forget those, try that one ugly green window you never used in your entire life, maybe it’ll give it some charm. Add wood to EVERYTHING. I like nature, and I like natural looking houses, i’m not really big into minimalism or these modern b&w schemes, I like brown, and green, and colours, lived in, family feel to it. I play legacies, so my legacy houses usually start with one bedroom and then slowly add onto it, so they come out these mismatched attrocities, but with some charm to them. But I can’t do second floors lol did you notice that my houses never actually have any rhyme nor reason to their second floors xD I FORGET THE STAIRS. I keep forgetting stairs and then I have no place to fit them in, and they just end up a eyesore. Really, building, it’s not something I’m very good at, but I try. 

When it comes to decorating, my secret is CLUTTER. No really, just clutter everything. Look at your own house and remember how you were reading a book and then your whoever-you-live-with called you to come over and you stood up, dropped the book on a side table on your way, next to a mug of hot coco. And then there’s that endtable next to the entrance with the bowl for the keys, but the actual keys are next to the fridge, but you’re currently being called over by whoever-you-live-with to help them look for the keys in the bedroom. Yeah, well, that’s my decorating style. Plus, I’m european, I like smaller rooms with more furniture and decoration. Big empty spaces are a no no for me. I always hated those big rooms with just a sofa and a tv and I’m like “what’s with all the empty, you doing cha cha cha??” No, you put everything you have including those five sofas your family’s been inheriting since ppl still used leaches in medicine. We cha cha cha in the backyard like civilized ppl. 

Bear in mind, the more stuff you put and the darker the tones you use are, the smaller and more lived in the room is going to look. 

I hope this helps, I’m not really an expert, but I try, that all any of us can do. 

I’m sorry again for not answering the first time ♥♥

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11.20 workout and food diary

Gonna restart my accountability.

Breakfast: oatmeal and breakfast smoothie (Almond milk+ice+banana+flax+chia+hemp). Don’t forget my massive amounts of coffee…. Needed for Monday. Lol

Lunch is meal prep. Simple. 56g pasta + the sauce I made on Saturday + 45g lean turkey sausage… Then I walked. It was awesome. LOL

Someone anonymously sent us a bourbon cake… They sent Human Resources.. a.. bourbon.. cake… -_- but whoever did at spent $38 on their website. LMFAO yeah, I had to research that. LMAO… But the cake tempted me and I failed.. and I had a slice about the size of a deck of cards. I Googled a recipe similar to it.. I hope … And imported that into my MyFitnessPal acct. Redid the ingredients to name-brand bad shit… Lol.. So hopefully it’s ok

Then came home. Did a few minor lift combos… 1 motion =
40lb Dumbbell squat to bicep curl to hammer curls to arnold press and back down to rest…. 3x15

Then protien up with a smoothie. The cake killed my macros. Lmao

anonymous asked:

IM SCREAMING!!! HOLY SHIT!!! WE GOT WENRENE DOING A COUPLE’S DANCE 😱😱 WE WENT FROM A SEMI-DROUGHT TO THEM GIVING US MORE CONTENT THAN WE CAN HANDLE. ALSO, IN A PHOTO TAKEN BEFORE THE RADIO SHOW, IT LOOKED LIKE IRENE WAS SITTING ON WENDY’S LAP 😩😭 I CANT BREATHE

I think Irene was squatting/crouching in front of wendy so it wasn’t exactly her sitting on her lap (i’ll still take it tho) but the couple dance!!! Cannot be taken away from us!! lol

anonymous asked:

1 million likes. The power of the gold standard, Westallen! 😭

aww yes! and i really love that grant’s first pic to ever hit a million likes is a westallen pic. that’s everything. no one can take that away from us lol

anonymous asked:

Do you have any beauty tips or makeup tips?

Oh okay phew here we go:
♡ use eye shadow primer on your nose and chin to help stay matte and prevent makeup from rubbing off those areas!
♡ witch hazel is an amazing toner and will honestly change your life
♡ if you wanna look like a super smooth moisturized angel, slather a fuck ton of coconut oil on your face before you go out and leave it on like a mask for 10 minutes then wash it off.
♡When you highlight let your concealer dry before you blend for extra coverage!
♡setting spray is like one of the most important makeup things n.n I use hard candy
♡Ive always used concereal as eye shadow primer cause the color sticks and stands out better and it helps hide weird eye veins and the fact that I don’t get enough sleep lol
♡Use concealer to clean up your eyeliner and set it with powder. It won’t smudge I promise!! :0

megjin  asked:

HONESTLY THIS FEELS LIKE SUCH A HISTORICAL / LEGENDARY MOMENT. i've been following you from before you changed your url to ricepot-jisung, and i feel like i've been on a journey to multi-fandomness with you in a way! just welcome back?!?! omg idek is that weird to say because you technically never left us? LOL it makes me so happy to see you so excited about writing again!

Aw, y’all are putting the biggest smile on my face today

💖💖💖💖💖

someone posted in leftbook today an article discussing how heavily integrated japanese imagery is in the new bladerunner movie and how there are like exactly zero asian people in it and it got me thinking about just how much asia has sculpted the western landscape of sci-fi while being systematically excluded from it. from bladerunner to firefly to star wars, white creators want everything about us except for us lol

I want you to love Winter as I do. Between the quiet, the cold, and the surrounding beauty, I can’t pick a favorite.

like tbh I’d be surprised if bts have ANY interest in north america or expanding into north america after this. this whole trip was MONUMENTAL for not only bts, but kpop as an industry and hopefully potentially could be recognized as a serious competitor in the entertainment industry and not just be constantly disregarded and mocked and made to feel like their big dreams of selling out western stadiums or attending or performing at award shows is unrealistic and that you can’t succeed. finally getting the disgusting ignorant comments like ‘lol that chinese music? how can you even listen to that, it all sounds the same. what do they even sing about? lol they will never win let alone be nominated for X award. they’re only popular in asia’ to stop 

this was a time for western media to wake up and take its nose out of its ass and for once realize how big the world actually is and how much there is. but instead bts is literally treated like fun new weird foreign things we can play with and exploit for as much financial profit as possible. all these interviews treat bts as one, and not 7 individual people, with individual interests, individual goals, individual ambitions, individual personalities, individual thoughts. 

none of these interviews really bother to mention their accomplishments, their industry breaking records, upcoming projects, the love myself campaign, what inspires their music, how socially conscious their music is, what inspires this music, that their music touches upon such stigmatized issues, how amazing their interaction is with their fans and how deep their personal one on one relationship is with their fans, their work ethic, how much time goes into these insane high production music videos, maybe to recall a memory of when they were struggling and what pushed them to continue, what drives them, LITERALLY ANYTHING. but no. western media decides to not only not even do basic research, but they decide to ask lol what’s your favourite place to eat in the us? what is your favourite thing about the us? you love the us right? why don’t you know english? are you going to write music in english now? you def should now. LOL WE DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU’RE SAYING BUT PEOPLE SEEM TO LOVE IT LOL WTV~~~ who is your us celebrity crush? shouldn’t you make english music now? you’re blessed by being in the us lol you’re dumb if you don’t plan to do music in english now, what’s your fave english song right now?!!!!!!!…..literally not one interview has gone by here without hearing these and you can tell that bangtan is fucking over it. it is the same disrespectful, demeaning, uninteresting, repetitive bullshit. with every interview that goes by, you can see namjoon literally breaking and his patience wearing thin

I can honestly say, just by the looks on their faces, they have ! 0 ! interest in continuing to promote or even ‘debut’ in north america. I can almost guarantee that unless they are coming here for tours or they are accepting an award, anything beyond business reasons, they have 0 interest in pursuing anything in north america. and by the way they have been treated during their time here, I don’t blame them for a second…it’s shameful