lol-shit-quality

People are asking me how I figured Yousef wasn’t a muslim a while back.

For the past 2 seasons, Julie has been giving the main a love interest that encompasses everything they are against, and that challenges them and shakes them to their core.

- Noora (feminist) fell in love with a fuckboy.
- Isak (closeted and prejudiced against mental illness) fell in love with a bipolar boy.

Thus…

- Sana (muslim) falls in love with someone who doesn’t believe in God.

BAM.

I hope you all are prepared for dear white people to get shunned like the get down did while people favour shitty 13 rea*ons w*y that glorifies suicide and the worst, most clichéd thing ever to disgrace my screen riverdale

we don’t recommend using syrup to plug up your ears so you can get a good night’s rest when you have loud neighbors. that’s…that’s just a really bad idea. honestly we basically don’t recommend doing anything with syrup other than putting it on food, just to be safe.

Context: my ranger elf stole a purple horse from someone and named it Barney, i was going to bring him to a wizard to enchant him to speak like Barney the dinosaur but instead chose the cheaper route of the black market.

DM: you bring your horse to the black market to enchant him to speak like barney. Role to see if your horse remains untampered with.

Me: *roles a nat one*

DM: your horse is now able to speak like Barney the dinosaur, but is now possessed by the spirit of a destructive demon, and whispers under his breath about mad cultists.

Me: if I say really fucked up shit in a Barney the Dinosaur voice whenever my horse talks can I have extra experience points?

DM: fuck yes.

Me: *in Barney voice* “I will sacrifice the gluttons of this realm’s innards to the unholy forces of my people.”

Party: *dying of laughter*

DM: *trying not to laugh* 100 experience.