I hope you all are prepared for dear white people to get shunned like the get down did while people favour shitty 13 rea*ons w*y that glorifies suicide and the worst, most clichéd thing ever to disgrace my screen riverdale
we don’t recommend using syrup to plug up your ears so you can get a good night’s rest when you have loud neighbors. that’s…that’s just a really bad idea. honestly we basically don’t recommend doing anything with syrup other than putting it on food, just to be safe.
Context: my ranger elf stole a purple horse from someone and named it Barney, i was going to bring him to a wizard to enchant him to speak like Barney the dinosaur but instead chose the cheaper route of the black market.
DM: you bring your horse to the black market to enchant him to speak like barney. Role to see if your horse remains untampered with.
Me: *roles a nat one*
DM: your horse is now able to speak like Barney the dinosaur, but is now possessed by the spirit of a destructive demon, and whispers under his breath about mad cultists.
Me: if I say really fucked up shit in a Barney the Dinosaur voice whenever my horse talks can I have extra experience points?
DM: fuck yes.
Me: *in Barney voice* “I will sacrifice the gluttons of this realm’s innards to the unholy forces of my people.”