OKAY UHM FIRST OF ALL I BIT OFF MORE THAN I COULD CHEW, I WAS GONNA DRAW ALL OF THEM. LIKE ALL OF EVERYONES CHARACTERS, AND THEN HALF WAY THROUGH DRAWING THIS I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, HOW IN THE HELL WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO THAT? SO U  H NAH. sorry ;; these are the only characters i got done. 25 people. idk i feel kinda bad but i just dont think id be able to do such a task- so uhm ye here you go. im sorry its shit xD like its all messy,,,

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AHHH don E

anonymous asked:

leela that liveshow was. a lot. so cute. Dan talking about love made me 👀

it was definitely a lot oh my god. one of my favorites in a long time and a real treasure trove of open stories, asides, opinions, and general insights into his mind, his opinions on work, his life, and of course, yes, his thoughts on love. i almost wondered if he was a little bit tipsy from the sushi dinner he mentioned going on since he’s always sort of told us that he’s pretty sensitive to wine (he was tipsy while editing that sims video when he left the flipside christmas party in december and he’d only had one glass of wine?) because honestly there was so much rambling and vulnerability in this that i wasn’t prepared for. uhhh, brace yourselves bc this is like,, the longest shit i’ve written about them in ages. i can always count on a dan live show to bring out my inner desires to write an actual novel haha


the meditation bit. that was so lovely on so many levels. to know that he’s tried meditating is one thing. to watch him try to walk us through some of the fundamental tenets of a meditative mindset was another. it was so fascinating to me to hear him confirm the way in which he feels plagued by the onslaught of noise in his life, and crucially, for him, that’s all online noise—he kept talking about imaginary conversations, how all of our communication is text on the internet, and that he ingests so many of those voices constantly and always feels their presence. even though that is a generalizable thing that all of us suffer from, to an extent, in a world where we’re so digitally connected, it’s staggering to think about the scale on which he has to deal with all of the white noise and that all of it is both distressing to him and also inescapable in that it’s the foundation of his career. i just see dan as being someone who is so internally conflicted about so many things and that includes, most centrally, the role of the internet and his presence on it, and it doesn’t take much reaching to understand why he must love and hate it in equal measure.

the hydration campaign. y’all i’ve been trying to track every stay hydrated mention since the one in pinof 8 when they literally made like a psa, with no explanation or context, about the importance of water and staying hydrated and just stuck it in the middle of that vid. i’ve lost track though bc they’ve worked it into nearly every video they’ve made since then and i WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS ABOUT. i am adamant that it’s an inside joke of some sort. i don’t think they actually give a fuck how much water we drink lol. so today when dan was like “i need to find a way to work that into the next video .. .might already be in it,” and then at the end when he said he needs to leave to go “get hydrated,” i was living bc it was the most open confirmation yet that this is something they’re so intentionally doing and working into their vids. idk if it’s just a funny thing but … my instinct is that it has some sort of deeper meaning that only they know and i’m ANNOYED THEYRE ALLOWED TO RUB THESE JOKES RIGHT IN OUR FACES UGH. jk they can carry on w their married behavior but. i want it all to lead to some sort of announcement that they’re starting a joint bottled water business at the very least. or maybe its just a euphemism for sex. who knows. ugh

dan acknowledging his pretentiousness about music is all i’ve ever wanted. it’s so funny to me how just his self-awareness that he is very pretentious and particular about his tastes is all i needed to forgive him for all of it because what pissed me off more than anything ever about dan’s approach to talking about music were his flimsy attempts at trying to act like he was so accepting and tolerant of all people’s music tastes and that he’s some sort of diplomatic saint who respects and celebrates everyone’s preferences bc … literally no he fucking doesn’t he has never even tried to make it convincing hahah. so him just outright apologizing for it today in his usual self-deprecating fashion was like the funniest, best thing to me bc god at least he knows and realizes and like maybe now he can actually work on talking about music in the deeper and complex ways that he so clearly wants to. also as a music snob in my own right i feel him on this and i’ve always just found it way easier to preface every conversation w the clear statement that these r just my own standards and i’m a douche and i’m never actually trying to disrespect anyone who might like different things than me. anyway, i love dan


i suspected and even posted about the fact that unexpected things might have happened this week that caused phil to be delayed in posting his video and dan to be all but silent on twitter for several days. i speculated dan may not have been in a good place this week based on his silence and also the way he seemed to teeter on the brink of quite overt negativity during last week’s live show. to me, today’s live show seemed fully in the throes of that negative headspace. there was a resurgence of bleak little comments about how he’s tired (of living), how he looks like a rat and doesn’t want to be reminded about the reality of his existence, how his life is a joke, how he can’t comprehend that anyone could draw inspiration from his videos or that his stories could brighten people’s days, etc. etc. all said as casual asides and mostly followed by little laughs as is his norm, but it was very reminiscent to me of the time in early january around his 2016 memes video and his first couple live shows of the year where he talked so frequently about craving death and feeling anxious and judging his own work output too harshly, and the constant pressure of scrutiny from his audience. i don’t think this live show was as bad as all of that but it’s clear that things might be a bit difficult right now and dan confirmed that himself when he stated that it’s been a challenging week in ways he can’t talk about with us yet. i was so interested to hear him say we could ask him about it in like five months though. literally,,, i put it in my calendar for august because i’m just so curious. we have almost no hints to go off of in terms of speculating about what it could be, but to me the fact that we would be able to ask him five months from now seems to suggest that it’s not personal (i jokingly wrote in tags that he and phil had gotten in a tiff this week lol) bc if it was he wouldn’t mention it at all i don’t think and definitely at the very least wouldn’t have given us such a specific timeframe about when we could ask about it. it’s likely work-related bc of that timeframe: a new project of some sort that will be out later this year, for which perhaps several planning meetings or deadlines had to happen/be met this week? it’s hard to say why that would put dan in such a negative headspace but he’s said before that he gets that way when he’s sleep deprived and he did just seem very very tired beneath everything. … also possible it could be about moving? maybe house hunting was very stressful and didn’t go to plan. late summer (five months from now) would be a fitting time for them to have made their move, and really it’s the only other possible thing i can think of with a timeframe that dan would specifically tell us. in any case,,, mark your cals for august y’all bc i actually can’t wait to hear more insights about this week even if we have to wait months for them.

that being said, the new dinof video is coming tmrw or the day after and he was still pretty vague about what it will be about. as i spelled out in completely unnecessary detail after last week’s live show i believe he was going to make the video about dropping the dinof user name but then changed his mind (this is the video he referenced today when he said “i was going to make a video but then decided it should be the next one” before going on like a 3-min rant about how sometimes he just feels the timing isn’t right to post a particular video.) so that leaves the field wide open for what this next vid could be. the only other hint we got was that it could be kink-related because the premium he opened that said “kinkshame me daddy” prompted him to say “well you’ll like my next vid,” but then he quickly walked it back as though to dispel anyone’s expectations that it would be kink-related? it was all a bit confusing. on that subject he did note down the idea of doing a video about going to the dentist back in a february live show, so there’s a high possibility to me that it could be about that since it’s like sort of (maybe jokingly) a kink for him, but he wouldn’t want to tease something that’s mostly NOT about kinks by saying it’s kink-related, hence his rapid back-tracking. but like. tbh who knows … dan is confusing and could pull something totally out of left field behind all of this quibbling. i mostly ardently agree with the way he told us to feel about it, which is to have literally no expectations or theories about what it could be hahah … best advice he’s ever given tbh

confirmation that he and phil will attend playlist this year, and a sort of allusion to the traditional lester clan april holiday in florida. probably means that he will join them again this year. it was kind of nice to hear him basically walk us through how all of their decisions about conventions and travel are made jointly, even months and months into the future, and to have no qualms with sharing that. he also just kept reiterating vaguely that they might have plans at various points of the year and idk about y’all but i feel like he’s trying his hardest to let us know that those plans involve each other and probs always will. could be work things (the same project that may have caused them stress this week), could, as he said in his own words back in january, be “life things.” could be both. but regardless, the plans are always danandphil things, both of them together, and i’m not sure how there is still a strain of people that insists on arguing that a moving apart or separation is on the horizon for this year. all of that is summed up in this one amazing exchange for me, when someone in the chat asks, “are you excited for australia again?” and he answers, “yeah, we are.”

i also really dug the insight about how he likes to structure his work in such a way that he’s working for three weeks straight with no days off and then takes a whole week to lose himself in a game. it’s very dan to be so all or nothing about the way that he works and to become consumed so completely by whatever’s at hand (whether it’s work or leisure) and although i might’ve suspected that that’s how he operates i don’t think we’ve ever heard him lay it out that clearly


that he opened this live stream with such an earnest celebration of phil (thanking him, literally, for existing and making videos even though it was technically a misspeak) was so lovely and not what i expected but it set a nice tone for the start of this stream. the bants-y way in which he acknowledge the subscriber gap was also a tiny bit noteworthy to me, especially in light of that ask i answered recently about how they must approach the subscriber gap. i argued it def isn’t something they are sensitive about and probs isn’t something they joke about either, but dan sort of showed that he might approach it w humor if the situation calls for it rather than ignore it altogether. interesting. he’s clearly so proud of phil and was a little flustered in talking about how exciting the milestone was. and then, relatedly, so so animated and excited about “promo-ing (awkward pause and sidelong glance) his pal” and the gym video. i fucking loved hearing his version of the story and how surprisingly soft and tender he sounded when he was describing phil on the phone asking for an exercise plan (like, his tone was verging on adoring there) and then the way he looked when he got back. the way that dan says “what happened?” when he’s recounting how he talked to phil after he got home literally set my heart aflutter bc it was sooooooooo concerned-sounding even in a re-enactment, even in front of thousands of people, so i can’t even imagine how worried he must have genuinely been in that moment. the thing w videos is that they allow these real-life stories that happen to dnp to take on a sort of surreal almost fictional feel bc of the storytelling dnp employ—videos have like a real narrative arc and they’re packaged to be entertaining so in some ways it’s easy to forget that this is actually a true thing that happened. phil lester went to the gym and threw up twice from over-exertion and came home in half the time he was supposed to be gone and dan, the worried partner, was there to receive him when he did. and then, of course, to get super angry on his behalf and tell us about it later. i was literally rejoicing to hear dan be so honest about his emotional reaction to this happening to phil bc it might be something he would have usually phrased another way (‘can u believe phil asked for this one thing and got this other thing instead what is wrong with people this is why we don’t go outside’) instead of literally just stating his emotion so bluntly (‘i was actually like really mad … like honestly i was so angry when he told me.’) that difference in communicating how he feels is so hugely important to me and it’s what gave the story so much dimension,, i could literally picture dan and his instinct towards protectiveness that we’ve seen time and time and time again when it comes to phil, just full of irritation, disbelief, and actual anger in that moment and he had no problem with telling us that was what happened. i nearly thought that when he said he couldn’t go to that gym bc he didn’t want to see kyle/leon, that he was saying any real-life encounter with him would end in dan giving kyle/leon an angry speech about his lack of professionalism and total ineptitude at his job. i totally believe that it would.

the other part of dan’s reaction that i feel is worth noting is the way that he immediately said to phil that he needs to learn to be more assertive in a knowing tone as though it’s something they discuss often and, to be honest, it IS something that has come up before over and over in the way that dan portrays phil. that he’s too “polite” to call people out if they’re abusing him online, that he believes in things like etiquette and courtesy, that his personality is adorable and, in not so many words, soft. we even have seen him describe it in certain specific real life scenarios. an example that comes to mind is when they were doing the joint live show in november last year and dan wanted to talk about the sound guy who fucked up his mic at dapgoose LA, subsequently causing him to loose his voice for the boncas. dan clearly wanted to go off about how incapable the sound guy had been but asks phil for permission basically, and phil tempers dan’s response a lot and recounts the situation diplomatically. a random example that also comes to mind from ages ago is in dan’s what not to do at the cinema video from 2012 where he talks about a scenario when he and phil go out to see a movie and he, dan, is assertive enough to both 1. ask for people to completely get up and move if they’re sitting in his and phil’s seats, and, 2. shush them if they’re being too loud. he even acts out phil saying “oh my god you did not just do that, i don’t know you,” and trying to hide. i feel like this is a difference between them that’s sometimes under-discussed  or noticed because the main focus is always on their anxieties and insecurities and general distaste for human interaction. people also focus on phil making small talk with people in social settings and take that to mean that he is more confident and calm. but i earnestly believe that he is more reserved than dan in many ways and that includes in facing negative or stressful situations and dan, despite his own set of anxieties, has always been much more able and willing to demand and ask for what he feels he (or phil) deserves.

obvi the thing everyone wants to talk about (and i’m right there with y’all) is dan’s truly surprising decision to entertain a question about love and then give a definition of it. after a bit of waffling and dithering about whether it is or isn’t a social construct he seems to insist that it is a real feeling and defines it as “the fear of that person not being there mixed with sexual attraction.” super interesting to me because he seems to totally approach this question from his own perspective and experience which is why in the moment he seems to suggest that you need to experience sexual attraction in order to love people (and where does that leave people on the ace spectrum?) and, moreover, that love is definitely a feeling people feel (and where does that leave aromantic people?) he definitely interprets the question to be about romantic love rather than talking about something perhaps “safer” for his usual topics such as platonic love or familial love and it’s for that reason that i definitely think he was trying to say that this is what love means to him and in his own experience because i don’t think he would be so cavalier about conflating romantic and sexual attraction and implying that asexuality and romantic attraction cannot coexist in one person if he had had time to think about this answer rather than spontaneously deciding to answer it on the spot.

but that he’s speaking from his own experience obviously makes his answer profoundly interesting because he settles on, coincidentally or perhaps not, one of the only ways of expressing affection for phil by proxy that he’s ever been okay with sharing with us, which is that he needs phil around bc he can’t bear to be alone. this combined with the protectiveness/defensiveness he exhibits for phil pretty consistently, as well as the occasional recognition of phil’s creativity, are pretty much the full spectrum of ways in which dan ever talks about what he feels for phil in a public setting. it was so strangely emotional for me to hear him confirm that his fear of being alone and being without this hypothetical “love” is so fundamental to the experience of love for him that it becomes a big part of the way he defines it. i mean people make fun of dan’s neediness all the time in so many ways but he straight out confirms here that the feeling of needing your partner near you at all times and staving off the genuinely frightening prospect of the anxiety of being alone are so central to what he takes the experience of love to mean. and that’s true for both of them i feel because as “needy” as dan is, phil is just as attached, chooses to spend all of these moments with dan, chooses to call dan up on stage when he wins solo awards, chooses to travel and socialize and create and live with dan next to him always. the concerning degrees of codependency they exhibit are such common topics of conversation amongst us as outside observers that it’s very nearly startling to hear dan basically say that, yes, this dependency on this other person, this feeling of paralysis when they’re not there, that’s what love is to him, fundamentally. it’s the awareness that your life would be empty without them around. that is … concerning honestly, and as always i have some burning questions about how they make such an unhealthy level of codependency work but like. they do. they so clearly do. they have for so long and they show signs every day of only growing stronger and happier in their partnership, if that’s even possible.

then there’s the sexual attraction bit which like, sure. obvi.

i also thought it was immensely noteworthy that when he read out “some people never find love” from one of the chat comments he didn’t even try a little bit to make it relatable and crack some joke about being forever alone or even just a cheeky little “same.” like just, generally speaking, he approached this whole topic very much with the tone of 1. someone who has definitely experienced the emotion of love, 2. someone who is then trying to articulate the emotion of love as he experiences it, and 3. someone who still feels that emotion and is in proximity to that person to whom it is directed. there were no attempts at trying to say he can’t relate or that he doesn’t know (or to apply it to FOOD which he has said on countless occasions is the number one love of his life,) and if anything he got quite flustered and even red around his ears and cheeks by the end of the whole ramble. flustered but not actually uncomfortable, at least in my assessment. it was really so, so lovely and incredibly insightful. not a topic i ever ever thought i’d hear him venture into and certainly not in a live stream and certainly not in that much depth. to me the whole topic played out almost as though he couldn’t let some overly analytical smartass in the chat reduce this emotion that clearly means so much to him into a mere social construct or even a release of hormones (oxytocin). he needed to push back and play devil’s advocate, but instead of doing that in a contemplative philosophical way he somewhat accidentally got super personal with it and this ramble and completely rare look into dan’s experience w this particularly touchy emotion is what we got. it reminds me a lot of the vyou he answered back in 2012 about whether he believes in love, in which he is quite literally upset and completely rude to the person who asked it, saying “no offense to you but what kind of a stupid question is that?” as though he has never even entertained the possibility that people could not believe that love is a true feeling and emotion. it’s incredible to see that 6 years later dan has evolved in so many ways and is calmer and more thoughtful about so many things, but on this subject little has changed: love is so important to him and there’s no way for him to talk about it without immediately demonstrating that :( :( :(

“hydrate, meditate, contemplate, get a mate.” such a fitting closing line because is there any set of four directives that better encompass who dan is lol? overall such a good live show with so many moments of vulnerability and emotional openness. however dan really is in this moment i hope things only get better and better for him and that he can get over whatever hurdles have been holding him back from dinof and that he can edit/post this video and then let himself take that week off that he mentioned wanting, in order to play games and chill or at least get to a calmer place. love him lots :(((

(live show: meditation and hydration with your new life coach - 2017.03.14)

zodiac horror story (part 1)
  • ig // sassasstrology
  • the signs are camping out in the woods. they're at a cliché, dark, scary old forest where the murderer always comes and kills people. let's see what will happen..
  • aries - male
  • taurus - male
  • gemini - female
  • cancer - male
  • leo - female
  • virgo - female
  • libra - female
  • scorpio - male
  • sagittarius - male
  • capricorn - female
  • aquarius - male
  • pisces - female
  • (that's ^ not really important, but if you want to know the genders of the signs i came up with, there they are.)
  • virgo: this forest is scary as shit.
  • aquarius: your face is scary as shit.
  • capricorn: lmao.
  • pisces: why couldn't we just have a sleepover at sagi's house or something?
  • sagittarius: WHY THE FUCK AT MY HOUSE?!?
  • scorpio: because that's boring. i want some action, and there's no action at sagi's house.
  • cancer: true.
  • sagittarius: WHO SAID THAT?!
  • aries: yeah! this will be fun guys! let's just party and shit, i don't know. we'll have a great time here!
  • taurus: yeah! i brought tons of food and stuff.
  • gemini: wouldn't it be fun if there was like a killer here or something lol.
  • capricorn: the fuck.
  • cancer: yeah.. really fun.
  • leo: GUYS.
  • virgo: what.
  • leo: let's make a snapchat. *snapchats*
  • libra: *acts like a hoe*
  • leo: libra, you look on poiinnttt.
  • libra: i know, thanks. YOU TOO BAE.
  • capricorn: fucking kill me already.
  • *3 hours later*
  • taurus: *sings a campfire song*
  • everyone: *sings with taurus*
  • pisces: GUYS!!!!!
  • cancer: oh my god aries calm the fuck down.
  • aquarius: what, pisces?
  • pisces: did y'all hear that?
  • scorpio: what? capricorn's terrible singing? lmao.
  • capricorn: ...
  • pisces: no, i heard a loud noise in the bushes over there..
  • sagittarius: probably your mom. LET'S SING AGAIN.
  • everyone except pisces: *sings*
  • pisces: *sigh*
  • *couple of minutes later*
  • virgo: guys, where is gemini?
  • aquarius: probably taking a shit or something.
  • sagittarius: GEMINI?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.
  • scorpio: she's probably dead.
  • libra: how can she be dead if she's alive?
  • capricorn: what? the fuck?
  • cancer: no one understands you libra.
  • libra: why not?
  • taurus: because you don't make sense.
  • libra: oooh..
  • leo: she'll be fineee. let's not worry too much.
  • sagittarius: so.. cancer and scorpio, i heard you guys were in a relationship.. *winky face*
  • scorpio: yeah, we fucked.
  • cancer: ..
  • virgo: OKAY. TMI
  • sagittarius: what about you, virgo? i heard that you and taurus were a thing?
  • taurus: wha.
  • aquarius: sagi, no one gives a shit.
  • sagittarius: WELL I DO. I THINK THAT IT'S CUTE.
  • pisces: same lol.
  • *loud bang*
  • cancer: *jumps on scorpio*
  • libra: look! it's gemini!
  • leo: where the fuck were you?
  • gemini: taking a shit. hehe.
  • libra: oh my god! did he kill you?
  • scorpio: *slaps libra*
  • pisces: *screams*
  • and that was the end of part 1.. what will happen next? stay tuned for the next part, coming soon.
  • (i hope that y'all like this dumb thing. hehe)
You guys...

Victor… hasn’t… trained… in the past 8 months… he can’s just fucking go and enter the Nationals, which are, like, 2 weeks away from the GPF or whatever? 

Like, yeah, he has been coaching Yuuri… but… coaching is not the same as actively training to get your physical condition to top performance status… he also has no programs that he could present… I know he’s a genius, and whatever, but your talent can only take you so far if your body is not prepared. He couldn’t even keep up with Yuuri, and he’d only been on a break for a couple of months. 

He probably meant he’d prepare for the NEXT Russian Nationals (starts around September). 

IDK tho, we should ask someone who’s actually a skater or in the skating fandom or whatever. I’m more of a swimming person, but I assume similar “I have to train for this” mind-set goes for more than one kind of athletic discipline. It’s not just “OH LOL I’LL DO THAT. YES. MY BODY WILL TOTALLY ALLOW FOR THAT.” 
I could be super wrong tho. I don’t know (Yuuri DID lose something like 30 lbs in 2 weeks, so who knows?) . 

So this is what I’m saying:
- Victor will be there for Yuuri as his coach at the 2014 Japan Nationals (which are like, a week away from the GPF, so it makes sense) 
- They spend New Year’s in Hasetsu. It’s beautiful, Everyone cries goodbyes.
- They all move to train to St. Petersburg. 
- I have no idea how time would allow for Victor to train alongside Yuuri, because time is linear, but whatever, they somehow both train as high-performance athletes under Yakov, in a way, but Victor gets to kiss Yuuri.  
- Victor could still fill-in as Yuuri’s coach at the 4 continents, since he still wouldn’t be competing in that (that’s in February). 
- IDK what other important things come afterwards, so maybe NOW Yuuri and Victor finally get to have sex, once all the pressure’s off and whatever. 

Also, I think we could be getting a season 2 by 2018, in time for the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics, when hype would be at its peak. Also, animation takes a million years to make.

But IDK, man. I’ve been wrong about every single thing in this anime. 

anonymous asked:

idk if you answered something similar but i just saw one of your posts about kaz finding out about jesper's crush on him. How do u think kaz would react to that? I feel like kaz already knows about jesper's crush (cause he seems to know basically everything lol) but if he was forced to confront it for real, how do u think it would go? To me, it seems like kaz would do everything to avoid talking about it for real but if he was forced to i have no idea what would actually happen lol.

ok ok oK 

  • welcome to this month’s episode of “the dregs have no chill” 
  • starring drama king of ketterdam Kaz Brekker 
  • he realizes the matter one day, observes how Jesper smiles around him and always tries to make him laugh even though he’s considered an emotionless rock to everyone else 
  • how Jesper comes rocketing to his side guns blazing when someone tries to draw a knife on his back 
  • so he confronts Jesper about it one day as they’re discussing the new ships coming in Fifth Harbor
  • he’s not even remotely subtle about it the little bastard
  • “Are you in love with me, Jesper?”
  • Jesper chokes on his drink and comes up sputtering and laughing hysterically 
  • while his mind’s just screaming “ABORT ABORT ABORT” 
  • “Kaz, I’m flattered, but I don’t think we’d be a healthy couple.”
  • Jesper bites his lip to keep from screaming
  • “No, we wouldn’t be, but that doesn’t stop you, doesn’t it?”
  • Kaz is just staring at him and Jesper just wants to take his guns and shoot out the window so he can escape
  • “What if it didn’t?”
  • Kaz turns back to his desk again 
  • “Then I’d suggest you rethink your interests.”
  • because of course Kaz can’t do feelings and emotions right now and of course he’s a jerk about it 
  • Jesper indulges in cards and boys and girls, avoids being alone, avoids being with the Dregs as much as possible especially Kaz
  • and if the people he kisses are more pale skinned males with raven hair now well
  • maybe it doesn’t mean anything at all

I’m back from Festival and I bought a lot of stuff and made a lot of friends and yelled at a lot of people and got thanked for it (<—life goals achieved LOL). It was really fun and wahhhhh even though I always hate the actual camping, I can’t wait to go back next year :DDD

Also. I accidentally got a boyfriend. Ahhh. Guys. Halp. Plz. Idk what to do with him. How to relationship. I like him. What do I do. Omgggggggggg

My first attempt at drawing SnowBaz! I am actually really proud of this one! ^.^

I know Baz is a vampire, but I wanted him to look a little like his mum, so his skin is a few shades darker.
(I actually like the idea of his skin getting paler the longer he goes without hunting? And then returning to its natural color? Idk what do you guys think?) Also, shorter hair for Baz and tamer curls for Simon are just my personal preference…oops

Per usual, I have a transparent version as well, so send me an ask if you’d like to see it ^o^ I did use some references, but none of them had a credited artist :(
Don’t repost without credit/permission please! (As if you’d want to lol)

anonymous asked:

I feel like both Nor and Svi are very intelligent. I mean, Nor figured out magic and shit, and Svi can assemble Ikea furniture.


I actually was referring to the fact that both of them are very good strategists. Yeah, sure. Norway’s rival to play chess was Denmark so the standar isn’t very high but he looks like the kind of guy that during an emergency knows exactly what to do without losing the calm.

And Sweden is the kind of guy that can see how a battle/war can end, so he thinks carefully his next move.

Since both of them seem like they would never lose their minds when shit goes down (unlike Denmark or Finland), idk. 

That’s why I think they had to crush (not in the romance type of thing, more like fight) a lot in the past. Specially during Kalmar’s Union. Because let’s face, while Denmark is a great leader, he isn’t a genius, lol.  

Johnny as a Doctor
  • he is a gynaecologist
  • when pregnant women see him they forget about the father of their child
  • he does not only deliver babies 
  • he knows about your menstrual cycle
  • on your first appointment with him you expected Dr. John Suh to be an old man
  • but when you entered the room you were blown away
  • there was a poker faced hottie looking down at a notebook on his desk
  • you took a seat on the free chair
  • you: “I missed my period”
  • him: “yeah? okay?”
  • you: “my menstrual cycle is usually irregular but-
  • him: “so you’re not pregnant?”
  • you: “i’m a fvcking virgin”
  • him: “oops”
  • he was so embarrassed 
  • he looked up from the notebook
  • that’s when he saw your face for the first time
  • “why are you here if you’re not pregnant?”
  • “well erm my cycle is irregular?? you’re a gynaecologist?? do something??”
  • “I’m going to take a test for your horomones okay?”
  • the rest of the appointment went normal
  • why am i turning this into Y/NxJohnny thing lol
  • okay so Johnny delivers children
  • performs ultra sounds and tells the mothers that their children are cute
  • when he actually thinks they look like aliens in the ultrasound
  • so one day he had to perform an emergency labor (idk what u call it)
  • and he was telling the mother to push harder
  • and when the child was finally out the mother asked if it’s a girl  or a boy
  • “erm it’s neither”
  • “lol just kidding its a girl”
  • “bish you thot hahaha it’s a boy, congratulations”
  • next thing he knew the mother had fainted
  • and he gave her cpr
  • when she was okay he held out the baby to the mother
  • “he looks like an alien lmao” he mumbles
  • he gets slapped by the mother
  • and he turns around
  • to get slapped by the father 
  • and the aunt
  • and the gramps
  • he walks to the office with a red cheek
  • he has an appointment with you again
  • when you come in and look at his face you freak out
  • You: omg what happened
  • him: i got slap- nevermind, how’s your period coming?
  • you get all awkward and nervous when he asks you that
  • him: hey c’mon
  • you: my cycle is irregular
  • him: you have polycystic ovarian syndrome lmao
  • you: WTF IS THAT
  • him: just cysts in your ovaries 
  • him: take meds obviously -_-
  • You took the presciption and rushed out to the drug store
  • while johnny tried to reflect on his career
  • he feels like a troll doctor
  • later after a month of medication you are in full health
  • him: i told you they’d go away
  • you: you’re so weird oh my God
  • him: *shrugs*
  • johnny is a bad doctor
  • he doesn’t take his career seriously
  • he thinks new borns look funny
  • johnny is clumsy 
  • but he gets paid well lol

@unsquaredbyjohnny here you goooo, i tried to make it funny lol idk if i succeeded tho :/


1) YOU’RE RIGHT (Quark trying to reverse psychology Odo into dating him)… but I want a fic where it actually works!!

2) TRUE lol….. just another form of licking tbh…. can’t escape that

3) yeah??? what’s up with that! but then sometimes Quark’s ears flush red or he turns oranger or something, so idk!!! I’m entertained though. Also the ferengi ears move around, and I’m really into that haha.

4) HMMMM it would be pretty easy to do if someone had the electronic version! just a search/find… The types of cringes are so so good, I’ve been restraining from posting them all.

5) WELLLL it did actually remind me of a prompt I started writing forever ago and then abandoned!!! so we’ll see! >:-D MORE ANGST

@brinnanza @eldritchtribble @snoozlebee @thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie

man i hope i do eventually work up the motivation to write a story about my tolkien oc cause in my head it sounds fun…his name is rivaldir esgalnoron and he was raised in nargothrond by finrod and slowly starts to suspect that finrod is his actual father and then he confronts him about it but PSYCH turns out hes actually the secret son of andreth and aegnor and therefore the actual first-ever peredhel!! and of course other stuff happens and he finally meets his real father right before the dagor bragollach because of course he does lol. and then he goes to gondolin and idk what else but… i havent done anything creative whatsoever since like middle school so i feel like this would be a good thing to do even if it is extremely cliche :P you gotta live a little sometimes u know

When You Get Bitch Slapped by a Fish (BIG BANG)

Requested by a lovely anon <3 (Believe it or not, I actually had a hard time with this one) Lol just imagine you were fishing or at an aquarium or something idk

Feel free to send in requests (Fridays & Sundays, Central time) guys! We do Reactions, Preferences, Fake Texts, and Scenarios! Just tell us who you want, what you want, and how you want it! <3  (MalexFemale, MalexMale, FemalexFemale)

*Don’t own the gif/s yo*

Author: Taebaby

T.O.P: He wouldn’t even try to not laugh, like he would doubled over laughing. He’d feel bad a little later because you’d still be mad, but c’mon you woulda laughed too if it was him

DAESUNG: I think he’d just be too surprised to laugh (and lets be honest, scared, because he doesn’t want to get locked outta ya sweet body and sleep on the couch for two weeks because you got mad)

TAEYANG: He’d just bust out laughing because, god damn, that woulda been a cold ass bitch slap. like if you guys were blessed enough to catch it on video, you would of laughed too once you saw the fish fly into the air and karate kid your face

G.D.: I don’t even think he would say anything, he wouldn’t be able to breath. He’d be laughing so hard that you’d even look past your anger and embarrassment because you’ve never seen him laugh so hard and oh my god is it cute 

SEUNGRI: I think he’d be the only one successful in suppressing his laughter. He’d want to make you feel better so He’d look you straight in the eyes, real serious, and say “We will slay that fish and its family and eat them for dinner tonight, jagi”



Nino: Dude, you really gotta stop doing that. I NEED some context, y’know? PLS!?

Bonus 2:

CN: Y-yeah… that’ll do…

(Set after Jackady.

I wanted to do some Ladrien centuries ago! *w*. Actually, I started this one centuries ago, for real lol. xP Jackady just reminded me I had to finish it~).

anonymous asked:

Can you do the RFA members' reactions to the MC hinting (bluntly) that she wants to have a baby?

  • a/n im emphasising ‘bluntly’ - and idk why i found this request funny ;u;


  • in a biology class one day you’d both be taking notes on what the professor is saying
  • you and him are bio partners as well as being actual partners
  • and it was about sex ed (ofc Yoosung is already blushing lol)
  • the lesson was on conceiving children and he’s fiddling around because a thought popped into his head
  • i wonder what mine and MC’s children would look like..?
  • but he didn’t realise that he said that
  • out loud (well it was quietly to himself but u get what i mean)
  • trying not to startle him you smirk to yourself and keep quiet because you kinda want children too now that you’re about to both graduate uni
  • Yoosung raises his hand to answer a question the professor asks and as soon as the professor picks him to answer you whisper in his ear
  • “Well if you want to see what out children look like.. lets make them soon - what about tonight?”
  • the professor looks at Yoosung waiting for an answer but he’s literally malfunctioned
  • “I uh um.. well maybe the cell just uh baby egg uh cell thing”
  • the professor sighs (tf is wrong with this kid) before asking another student for the answer and Yoosung just looks at you bright red
  • (kinda pissed but kinda wants to cry out of happiness)
  • you’re just smiling to yourself avoiding his gaze (bitch)
  • leaving the classroom later he grabs your arm and pulls you behind after everyone has gone
  • “d-did you mean what you said?”
  • you slowly nod at him and he beams 
  • before looking to the floor with a small pout muttering about how you could’ve told him at a better time
  • ….nah that was funny tho


  • I feel like he wants a princess to really spoil but doesn’t bring it up to you incase you don’t feel the same why?
  • (Zen can father my kids any day hmu)
  • he’d be on set for a film rehearsing some lines for his now show and you’d also be there (admiring him from afar)
  • he has a scene with a little girl and you can’t help but smile to yourself because damn he’s a natural..
  • after the scene finished he scoops the little girl up into his arms as she squeals with laughter and he brings her over with him to you
  • it takes with every fibre of your being to not squeal too at how cute the situation is (me 2)
  • the way he he looks at the little girl makes you melt as she clings on to his neck as she’s perched on the side of his chest (can you imagine >///<)
  • when you try greet the little girl but she buries herself in Zen’s chest and you both chuckle before you have a lil thought
  • “well.. at least our child will want to be in my arms”
  • you look up at Zen who’s staring at you in disbelief and puts the girl down and she runs elsewhere (lil girl wants food;;  same)
  • with a sheepish grin on your face you fold your arms trying to not look so embarrassed (and fail)
  • “what? do you not want to have kids with me or something?”
  • he doesn’t respond but pulls you into an enveloping bear hug kissing the top of your head repeatedly
  • he has the BIGGEST grin on his face
  • when he pulls away his hands are still on your shoulders before he leans over to your ear and whispers
  • “oh.. don’t try me, I could put a baby in you right now if you’re quiet enough next door” (sly Zen is back)
  • you know he’s kidding 
  • (well you hope so… eh actually it wouldn’t be too bad) 
  • but you blush anyway before walking away
  • no matter how hard he tries though he can’t hide the huge smile plastered on his face with his slightly tinted red cheeks at the thought of you being pregnant
  • eye smiles the whole day


  • can you not see her standing at the back of a school hall watching her kid in a play with the cutest grin on her face
  • you come in to Jaehee’s office one day and one of her colleagues next door informs you that she’s gone out to get lunch
  • feeling happy she’s actually eating you sit down on her office chair and just swivel around (everyone does this right??)
  • feeling bored after a few minutes you look at her closed laptop and lift up the screen wondering if you’d be able to log into tumblr
  • (breaking the 4th wall fight me)
  • there are about 100 tabs open and you laugh at some of the tabs that she’s opened
  • “How to tell if your partner is mad at you”
  • “How to kill your boss and get away with it”
  • “Adoption Centres” waIT WHA?
  • you lean in closer to the laptop getting your foot stuck in the wheels in the process and cover your gaping mouth with your hand
  • you didn’t think she’d want to be a mum so soon?
  • but then again she wouldn’t tell you as she’s super shy
  • she happens to walk in the office with small shy smile on her face but you just lean back on the office chair crossing your arms
  • having nowhere to sit she stares at you “???
  • you were going to make her suffer (cutely)
  • “If you just wanted a baby.. why didn’t you ask? I actually want a boy!”
  • poor baby was mid sip of her coffee and she chokes and spills a little on her top before going extremely red 
  • “w-what h-how did you get this information?”
  • you turn the computer screen to face her and she mentally kicks herself because why didn’t i cLOSE THAT FUCK
  • you get up and walk to the door as she re-adjusts herself - still in shock - but before you leave you turn around to say one last thing  
  • “hey Jaehee, we’ll talk about this tonight? okay? I’m being serious”
  • and just walk out
  • she just puts her head on the desk before realising (with a small smile on her face)
  • “I’m going to be a mum.. soon..


  • he wants kids - but he doesn’t realise that he wants kids (it makes more sense in my head??)
  • the day Elizabeth 3rd had kids was the day Jumin literally had a mental breakdown
  • he was calling the vet every few minutes to see if she had the kittens yet
  • Jaehee literally wanted to die at how embarrassing he was how is he a multi millionaire - no one knOWS HE’S MAD
  • he came home and looked like a mess so you had to reassure him it was okay and Elly would be okay!!
  • like you have to force him to sit down on the couch as he’s just pacing round the room with his phone in his hand
  • making two cups of coffee you slouch down beside him on the sofa and look at the crease lines on his forehead - he was super stressed out
  • trying to lighten up the situation you laugh to yourself and comment
  • “if you’re this stressed now.. how stressed out will you be when it comes to out child”
  • mf tenses up and turns to look at you (shIIIT)
  • you widen your eyes a little as you realise that he may have not wanted children and you try take it back
  • “I - I mean if you want them it was just a suggestion.. I just..”
  • your voice dies down and he looks straight ahead again; deep in thought and you sigh a breathe of relief (and sadness)
  • feeling awkward you get up before you hear a small voice behind you
  • Areum
  • huh?” 
  • you turn around in confusion to see Jumin staring at you with a small smile playing on his lips
  • Areum.. as a name.. it means beautiful
  • you bite the inside of your cheek to stop yourself from crying and nod before coming back to sit down and you notice the crease lines on his forehead have gone
  • he’s holding your hand and smiling looking outside the window (and you’re crying because of how cute he is)


  • you were spending the evening watching compilations of ‘babies eating lemons’ and other random things on youtube - it was a great way to end the day
  • being idiots you both dare each other to eat lemons
  • because the best thing about being in a relationship is making the other person look like a fool
  • he goes first and tries to act as if it isn’t sour but the look on his face says otherwise
  • you fall to the floor laughing before exclaiming
  • “your reaction is so funny.. and it’s going to be funnier than out baby too!”
  • he suddenly turns to look at you on the floor STILL WITH THE LEMON IN HIS MOUTH and says
  • “we’re having a baby!?
  • you shake your head and his face visibly falls in disappointment before spitting out the lemon
  • realising that he’s upset you get up and hug his waist looking up so your face is inches away from his 
  • “but we can make one.. today?”
  • “wink wink… nudge nudge?
  • he can’t hide the grin breaking out on to his face and chuckles loudly shaking his head 
  • but he brings his hands up to your cheeks before kissing you deeply and you both smile into the kiss (dsufjhfsa;afg)
  • “Was it that obvious I wanted kids or something?” 
  • he’s embarrassed that you read him so easily and scratches his head but you just grin before dragging him out the room
  • he’s reaaaally red and giddy for the next few hours
  • like you catch him on the computer a few hours later looking for baby clothes and cots and stuff and when you catch him he sinks down in his seat
  • he’s the most excited out of the members and that night (after the deed is done) he doesn’t sleep a wink
  • he just stares at you lovingly stroking your hair thinking about how he has to step up because holy fuck I’m going to be a dad :’)
  • u are daddy though

anonymous asked:

35, 43, 48, and 59 for the crush ask things💗 (my answers: 35; im 5'2, he's 5'1 (he's so cutE AND SHORT I LOVE IT) 39; about 3 years 43; no 48; like milk tea and honey and cologne) xo

35: How tall are they? How tall are you?

jules: i’m 5′8 and he is short like v short, it’s cute :)

remi: i am a bit taller than jules and he is maybe an inch shorter than me, if even

43: Do they go by their given name?

jules: lol nahh he goes by a v cool nickname (which i think is his last name idk) but his name is actually just steve

remi: yes

48: What do they smell like?

jules: he just smells like his work to me so llike antiseptic and tattoo stuff? very clean and disinfected

remi: i don’t know, i haven’t gotten close enough to get his smell

59: How long did you know them before you started falling for them?

jules: took like five minutes. mountain man is very cute and charming, y’all

remi: it took less than a minute. he literally said like two sentences to me.


So….meet Reynold lol this is an OC of @sweaty-monsters that I just went crazy over because his characteristics are really awesome…I really had fun drawing him, this is actually just practice, I want to do more, I just don’t know what specifically. But I’ve wanted to draw him for a WHILE now lol so here’s some WIP.

Soooo you might be wondering what’s going on with his ear…well, you see what had happened was…I thought It’d be cool to see his insides…idk I tried to run with the idea and just came up with that. I’m not trying to change his looks, what so ever, he is PERFECT just the way he is, I was just going with the flow of my pencil and that’s what came out.

Hope you guys enjoy Reynold as much as I do! If you want to see more of him, go to @sweaty-monsters and stalk .-.

anonymous asked:

Hi :) what do you think dating suga would include, add as much sfw and nsfw as you want, that Asahi one was so good, you got his character on point!

[I love Suga so much! You know that thing where it’s like “I saw a man so beautiful, I started crying?” I literally 100% actually started crying when I saw Suga, and I did not stop- he’s just too precious… I sometimes call Suga sugar-cookie bc idk he just reminds me of one lol].

- Always puts hearts at the end of messages he sends you

- Brings an extra lunch to school everyday just in case you forgot yours

- Always walks home with you to make you feel safe; he gets a chance to talk to you, and he can protect you from the cold

- Hugs, kisses, and cuddles all day every day. You love to be wrapped in his scent against his smooth skin. He likes to wrap his arms around you and nuzzle his head in your neck

- Before a volleyball game, he’ll kiss your forehead, the tip of your nose, then peck your lips, and he’ll pat your head for good luck

- He’ll let you sleep in class while he takes notes for you; he knows how tired you get

- Suga will give you his jacket every time you ask for it. He thinks you look adorable in it, and he likes it when it smells like you

- Suga lets you play with his hair because he knows how much you love the color and how pure it makes him look aka the reason I started crying I’m tearing up as I type this pls help

- When you guys sleep together, you sleep facing towards each other, and Suga pulls you close and wraps his arms around your shoulders

- Suga is a very encouraging boyfriend; he is always there, pushing you to reach for the stars, and he kindly offers words of inspiration when you are about to give up on life, school, responsibilities, etc.

- He really trusts you to talk about his problems. No matter how hard he works, he is always managing to put a smile on everyone’s faces. He isn’t worried about not being the official setter, he just wants to be able to play volleyball; he’s dedicated, and he is so glad that someone like you is here to support him. (I’m crying he is a third year and he’s not giving up he just wants to play he tries so hard someone please calm me).

- Suga is also a proud person, and you he should be; his tactics are genius. You help him get the recognition he deserves. You also like to help him bring out his childish demeanor by either chasing him around or tickling, and it is so cute when he pouts.

- NSFW Not gonna lie, y’all fucked in the gym closet after everyone left practice

- NSFW To wake you up from a nap in class, he will teasingly start rubbing your inner thigh under the desk

- NSFW He is actually quite the dirty talker; he’ll come up to your face, bit your ear, and whisper huskily “Tonight?”……. Then he’ll back away and laugh like nothing happened

- NSFW Mr. Refreshing likes to pin you against a wall. He can ‘attack’ your neck better than way, and while doing so, he’ll stick his hands in your pants and slowly stretch you and make you wet

- NSFW After you both agree to have sex, he’ll give a mini sex-ed lesson to lighten the mood, and since he’s your senpai, he must take care of you properly

- NSFW He’s very gentle. He will kiss you all over your body and use plenty of lube. He will ask often if it feels alright, and if it doesn’t, he’ll change the angle and try to thrust directly onto that on spot

- NSFW Suga really likes to hear your moans. It makes him feel satisfied. Though he likes to see your face, he likes a back position where he can go deep into you. He will not stop until you cum.

- Overall, Suga is beautiful. I love him. He is so special and such an important character to the team of Karasuno. I hope he finds happiness. He does so well, and he really truly cares for everyone around him, especially his S/O.

moophinz  asked:

Do Honda. Literally


My NOTP for them

I forgot what Honda x Shizuka was called, but yeah that

idk i didnt like how he lied to her and used her blindness as an advantage to do so. and i always get secondhand embarrassment when he actually has to duel with otogi and shizuka, and otogi is the only one who somewhat knows wtf hes doing and hes like honda… u fucked up this bad? really? i love honda but you done fucked up there LOL

My BROTP for them

Jou AND Otogi… the best trio…

My OTP for them

chaseshpping (honda x otogi)

My second choice pairing for them

protectshipping (ryou x honda)

My fluffy pairing for them


My angsty pairing for them


My favorite poly ship for them

Jou x Honda x Otogi

but im not huge on it. despite otogi and honda’s personalities i prefer them in monogamous relationships eue

My weirdest pairing for them

im not sure! maybe ryou is the weirdest one to ship with him? oddly enough I dont ship him with any of the girls in ygo. None of them seem to fit with him correctly