lol-hydra

Teenage Rebellion in AoS: The Framework

Coulson: Screw the Man! I MAKE my soap, Hydra!

Ward: yeah i think imma risk my life for this girl…. she’s cute right??

Radcliffe: Elopes

May: lol working for Hydra YOU THOUGHT BITCH

Daisy: MY NAME’S NOT SKYE

Mack: Yeah, no, I’ve decided I’m running away

Tripp: Flirts with anything that moves but otherwise is the perfect teen

Jemma: Listen I know my boyfriend has made bad decisions buT I CAN CHANGE HIM OKAY

Fitz: Becomes gang lord of Hydra

Aida: is uncomfortable in her body so becomes mass murderer

@digdipper09 said “imo all of those examples you’ve laid out at the end sound like dates. Also pretty sure Tony might get pissed if his love life dies because of the game.

Brock and Loki will be glad to know you’re on their side in this argument lol. Madame Hydra on the other hand is not impressed.

Chances are Tony will be furious. Not so much about the ruined dates–he’s a superhero, any serious partner needs to be able to handle being second to the world on occasion–but about being the focus of this game. But nobody ever said being the villains’ Favourite™ is easy, or all good for that matter.

That probably doesn’t stop Tony from using their habit of interrupting to his advantage every once in a while… I’m sure he’d work something out.

HydraCap: a Timeline
  • Marvel: Steve is Hydra.
  • Fans: Ok, sure. I mean, its obviously the cosmic cube or some timeline fuckery but ok. I mean, the Nazi thing is kind of tasteless and that's still way OOC for Cap to...
  • Marvel: NO GUYS REALLY -- this isn't hype!! This is ACTUALLY Steve Rogers. Not mind control, not a clone. This is the Steve Rogers we know and love.
  • Fans: ..... ‪#‎SayNotoHYDRACap‬
  • Marvel: OMG YOU STUPID FANS FOR BEING ANGRY WE'RE DOING SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE. How dare you!! BAD FANS...learn to deal with it because this is the NEW STATUS QUO. This is really Steve and its not going to be resolved in a few issues. This will shake the universe for YEARS
  • Fans: *even more outcry*
  • Marvel: Lol, it was the cosmic cube all along
  • Fans: *outraged at being lied to*
  • Marvel: OMG FANS YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID FOR BELIEVING WE WOULD MAKE CAP HYDRA LOL

NAME: Tiffany
NICKNAME: Tiff
SIGN: Libra
HEIGHT: 5′3″
NATIONALITY: Canadian
ORIENTATION: Forever alone
FAVOURITE FRUIT: Bananas
FAVOURITE SEASON: Spring
FAVOURITE FLOWER: Rose
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FAVOURITE BOOK: None :/ 
FAVOURITE COLOUR: Purple
FAVOURITE ANIMAL: Every animal. 
COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE:  Tea.
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: Lately its been like 10-12 hours. 
CATS OR DOGS: Dogs
NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: ½ of a blanket since its so hot
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jinjinwooz  asked:

supernova and hydra 😊

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die?

(oh that’s a hard question) i really want to see at least once in my life an aurora, travel in space or skydive ! (the last one is the easiest lol,,,)

Hydra: Favourite sound?

I love the sound of cicada and cricket in summer when it’s really hot and almost nobody is outside. I also love the sound of the waves at the sea/ocean when i try to fall asleep on the sand to tan a little


send a space thing for questions !

Answers About Comics

tangleofgarlands replied to your post “Hi Sam, I’d been reading a few comic titles (Hawkeye, Ms Marvel,…”

this is the first im hearing about hydra kate bishop…?? what on earth is that about.

A very unpopular and ill-advised decision, that’s what :D 

In the Ultimates Spider-man comic, where Miles was Spider-man in a non-616 universe, Kate Bishop showed up as a student at Miles’ high school. They started dating and she was almost immediately revealed (to the reader) to be a lifelong member of Hydra – ie, her parents were Hydra and she was raised in the culture. Her father ultimately tried to flip Miles to Hydra, which, LOL, and then Battleworld happened and the whole thing was rendered moot anyway. But because part of the goal of Battleworld was to seamlessly integrate what remained of the Ultimates line into 616, they obviously couldn’t bring a duplicate Kate Bishop with racist totalitarian politics along when they transferred Miles’ boarding school and BFFs and parents to the 616. So apparently his relationship with Kate now never happened.

I can’t wait until he meets Kate in this universe (it’s bound to happen sooner or later). I hope whoever writes it is aware of what happened and makes a huge injoke out of it. 

biochemhippy replied to your post “is it true that the maximoff twins are incestuous in ults, or is that…”

what the FUCK is up with hawkeye’s wierd mask/face thing in Ults? Scared the crap out of me

That is the mask he chose to wear after someone posing as Steve Rogers slaughtered his wife and children. (Yay Ults *finger twirl*) If it’s any consolation, it’s totally meant to be double-plus creepy. For a while there was a subplot to the main comics where basically Clint disappeared into Hawkeye as a way of coping with the death of his family. Then quite suddenly he appears to have forgotten he ever had one and returns to normal.

Sidebar: I am 100% certain that the existence of Clint’s surprise family in the MCU was based on Ults and that Joss Whedon, who has a creepy raging boner for Ults, left the MCU after Disney let him introduce the family and then told him that no, he couldn’t murder an entire family in a PG-13 film because it would be “cool”.