apparently people think that guy Viktor from Yuri on Ice would skate around with fireworks shooting out of his skates, so here are some more “extra” things Alexei Yagudin has done in his life, for inspiration:

hung 20 feet in the air above an ice rink with no safety harness or net

won the olympics a few months after suffering from an eating disorder

fought a fucking bull

was set on fire

landed a triple jump 3 months after having his entire right hip replaced

got mooched by perfect human being Stéphane Lambiel

this has been a PSA.


I suppose we both have a healthy dose of the competitive spirit… Some people can’t be around that energy. I, in turn, find it invigorating, as I’m sure your exes did as well. Lydia never complained. I thought you knew Lydia for a millisecond before your arranged marriage.