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I WAS LOOKING FOR A PICTURE OF BONNIE TO USE IN A BAMON MANIP AND WAS LOOKING AT BEREMY STILLS BECAUSE SHE’D BE SIDEWAYS/IN PROFILE IN THEM AND STUMBLED ON THIS ONE AND I’M FUCKING DYIIIIIIINGGGG

HI DAMON

YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE A CREEPY JEALOUS GRUMPY CAT AT ALL

SUPER SUBTLE NO ONE NOTICED

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it’s very rural, Missouri…my brother lives there, he’s 28, he went to go get a hunting license, and when you go to the building, they had two rooms: one for readers, one for non-readers.  and he was like, “do you think they should let people who can’t read hunt?”“

and i’m like, "yeah, cuz if you can’t read, i think eventually, you’re gonna need to hunt! what else is for dinner, dumbass? that squirrel ain’t comin’ in on his own!”

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Gord: […] that’s why I choose to eat only baby animals, they have not lived as long and they are not leaving as much behind. baby clams, chicken wings, baby seals… no big loss.

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Panic! at the Disco voice ringtones

These will always be hilarious. Especially Ryan’s. His enthusiasm just gets me every time.

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I remember when this story first hit the internet. I thought this kid was hilarious. Obviously a dick but totally hilarious. 

I wonder if the writers of Project X had to cut this kid a check. You can’t deny the movie is based off his party.