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I WAS LOOKING FOR A PICTURE OF BONNIE TO USE IN A BAMON MANIP AND WAS LOOKING AT BEREMY STILLS BECAUSE SHE’D BE SIDEWAYS/IN PROFILE IN THEM AND STUMBLED ON THIS ONE AND I’M FUCKING DYIIIIIIINGGGG

HI DAMON

YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE A CREEPY JEALOUS GRUMPY CAT AT ALL

SUPER SUBTLE NO ONE NOTICED

[my family, watching Revenge of the Sith]
My Husband: OK, so, wait: why does he wear a glove while fighting, and when he’s just hanging out during the day, but he wears no glove when he’s going to bed? When his hand’s robo-joints could get caught in the sheets…or other…unmentionables?
Me: [passes away laughing] I am putting this on my blog, you know. 
Husband: Good! You should! Because I want answers!

my friend Dean overheard this conversation at the gym today
  • guy 1: Yeah man, it’s fucking messed up, like, women have their hands everywhere. I mean like, they even own our fucking language, bro!
  • guy 2: oh yeah? whaddaya mean?
  • guy 1: Like, uh, take the word debris for example. Why’s it gotta be ‘deb-ree’? Why not ‘mike-bree’? See, it’s got a female name. Can’t have words with male names though, cause that’s misogyny. Fuck, man. And they even fucking took the months! You ever meet a dude named after a month? Nah, but there’s Aprils and Mays and Junes.
  • guy 2: Bro, my cousin’s name is August
  • guy 1: Yeah, but of course they let us have one while they get three, just so they can point to it if we complain. It’s all about looking like placating us, when really they steal everything! But if we complain, ‘oh no, you men have months too. You’re just sexist.’ I’m telling you man, it’s the truth!
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Panic! at the Disco voice ringtones

These will always be hilarious. Especially Ryan’s. His enthusiasm just gets me every time.

  • Me and Roadstergal, writing "Listerworld": Canon doesn't explain how Rimmer could clone himself when he's made of photons; we need to come up with something clever and complicated to explain it! Perhaps a digital copy of his DNA is required to perfectly recreate his physical form? Roadstergal, you're a microbiologist; make sure you spend lots of time figuring out how this might realistically work!
  • Rimmer in "Officer Rimmer": There's DNA on all my belongings.
  • Me and Roadstergal: Ah.

dgcakes  asked:

What's all this about sass and a contest? I feel like I missed something D:

Channel Awesome is running a “contest” for their latest DVD cover art. The winner gets $100, a link on the DVD case, something for their portfolio, and that always fantastic promise of “exposure.” Yes, portfolios, meaning they’re asking professional artists to make some art for free in the vain hope of having Channel Awesome make a profit off their work on their DVD. Keep in mind, only the winner gets paid.

Keep in mind, Doug mentions they’re looking for Drew Struzan style artwork, otherwise known as the painter guy who’s done all the iconic posters of your childhood (Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, etc). For the chance at $100 and exposure. Because lord knows if you’ve got that kind of talent you need Channel Awesome for exposure. 

Also they offer no reference photos, Doug just said “there’s pics of us on the internet, google it, lol”