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Robert Pattinson really hates Twilight.

Since I’m in a swearing mood. I shall do this the crazy way lol

Twilight Princess is my favorite for several reasons!

FUCKING DETAILS MAN! THIS GAME HAS SO MUCH DESIGN AND DETAILING IN EACH NPC AND LINK TOO!

LIKE DAM HIS HERO’S TUNIC HAS SOME FINE ASS BORDERING ON IT! FUCK! LOOK AT HIS FANCY ARM GUARD, BOOTS, AND HIS CAP WITH THE TINY STITCHES ON THE SIDE! DETAILS MOTHERFUCKER! AND THAT’S JUST LINK!

LOOK AT ZELDA! HER DRESS IS FINE AS HELL! THE DETAILS FOR THE DRESS AND METALLIC APPAREL! OMG! YES! ALSO WIELDS A RAPIER LIKE THE BADASS SHE IS MEANT TO BE!

THE DETAILS IN THIS GAME IS AMAZING! 

Secondly…

FUCKING MIDNA BITCH ASS!

IN IMP FORM OR IN HER TRUE FORM, SHE CAN KICK YOUR ASS AND YOU WOULDN’T ARGUE ABOUT IT! AGAIN, THE DETAILS FOR THE FUSED SHADOW AND HER TWILI MARKINGS MOTHERFUCKER! LOOK! Also, she introduced a new race, the Twili and I love them and the Twilight Realm! Speaking of Twilight Realm…

THE BIG ASS DUNGEONS! THE TWILIGHT REALM IS MY FAVORITE FROM TP. ALL OF THE DUNGEONS THOUGH ARE VERY DETAILED, BIG SCOPED AND FUN TO EXPLORE AND GET LOST IN TOO! PLUS, THEY AREN’T MIND NUMBING (except for City in the Sky, that place is hell in the sky bitch I aint about that life)

Speaking of big ass dungeons, this game has…

A BIG ASS OVERWORLD LIKE YO! HYRULE IS FUCKING HUGE IN THIS! I FELT LIKE I WAS ACTUALLY EXPLORING A NEW WORLD! 

One more thing that makes me love Twilight Princess to death is…

THE FUCKING STORY! LIKE YO, THE WORLD OF LIGHT AND SHADOW! TWO PRINCESSES THAT KICK ASS, A CRAZY CRACK HEAD VILLAIN AND GANON BITCH ASS SITTING ON ZELDA’S THRONE LIKE “WELCOME TO MY NEW CRIB BITCHES!!!” EACH CHARACTER YOU MET HAD SOME ROLE IN THE STORY! EVEN SIDE MISSIONS WERE FUN AND HAD THEIR OWN UNIQUENESS I WANT MORE OF THAT SHIT!

Okay, that’s just some of the things I love about my favorite Zelda game, Twilight Princess!