lol you loser

what I find to be really hilarious is there are certain ppl that are very quick to say something is “ooc” for certain characters because that trait or whatever doesn’t fit within the limited restrictions of the watered down “personality” the fandom has bestowed upon the once actual multi-faceted, complex character. now they must be their character archetype because of That One Thing they said or did and anything else must be “so ooc that wouldn’t happen lol” but like, you’ve made this once wonderful personality so stale and boring lol let ppl have fun ffs

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A Normal Photo

Judai
Sonde: Let’s finally take a normal photo.
Judai: Seriously?!?!
Sonde: As you’d expect.

So he was kidding!  lol
I’m not naive enough to think, ‘today’s the day’ just because Sonde-san said so.
Good work today too ^^
I’m going to sleep a lot!!!

Translation by @nimbus-cloud

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Happy 25th Birthday to Everyone’s Favourite Meme Lord, Daniel Howell!

anonymous asked:

i sound like a big loser but i've had the biggest crush on arsene lupin for a couple of years now, and i feel all giddy inside when i remember that i have the same name as one of his canon waifus

You sound adorable omg. <33 It’s okay, anon! Arsène is very charming and suave, so I’m sure most of us would be really smug and excited about having the same name as one of his lovers. lol i know i would be ;3333

Adam woke with his heart hammering to the sound of his door bursting open and as the light was switched on by the intruder, momentarily blinding him, he had made it halfway out of bed. He stood blinking at the dark shape of a single figure as his eyes slowly adjusted to the sudden brightness and his head stopped spinning from the abrupt movement.

“For God’s sake, Parrish,” exclaimed the intruder angrily.

Ronan Lynch.

Adam sunk back onto his bed, letting images of his father breaking into his crappy apartment fade from his mind.

“Why was that door unlocked?” Ronan demanded, slamming said door and turning back to Adam.

“Well, for starters,” Adam began, squinting up at him, “I don’t usually expect people to come bursting in like that.”

Anyone could come bursting in,” Ronan admonished, taking his leather jacket off and throwing it over one of Adam’s makeshift box-tables. “Don’t be an idiot.” Adam was too tired to get defensive and he’d been called worse things by Ronan so he let it go and shrugged. Ronan leaned down and unlaced his boots, before pulling them off. He walked over to Adam.

“Are you listening to me? Lock the fucking door,” he said. Adam looked up at him. His hair was longer than it usually was. It was still closely cropped, but the ends were starting to wisp outwards, almost forming the beginnings of curls. Adam’s eyes moved from his hair to his face and he saw the intensity in his eyes. He quickly got up to lock the door.

“What are you doing here?” Adam asked as he walked back over to the bed. Ronan was absent-mindedly studying the cover of one of Adam’s school books but when Adam spoke, he let it fall back onto a box-table. “What time is it anyway?” Adam continued and Ronan slid his phone out of his back pocket.

“It’s half past two,” he said casually, briefly lighting the screen up, as if it were normal to visit people at two in the morning. “And Chainsaw wanted to go out, she was restless.” He slipped his phone back into his pocket.

Adam looked pointedly at Ronan’s shoulder. “Where is she?”

“She didn’t want to come,” Ronan said, waving his hand dismissively as if this was a perfect explanation that didn’t completely contradict what he’d just said and he flopped down onto Adam’s mattress, making himself comfortable.

“Make yourself at home,” Adam muttered but he hardly minded. Ronan had spent plenty of time in his room and he couldn’t bring himself to argue. He crossed the room to switch the light off, then walked round to the other side of the bed. He climbed under the sheet, while Ronan lay on top if it.

He could distinctly feel Ronan’s eyes on him and he let himself enjoy the attention in the silent darkness of the room, staring up at the ceiling. But the longer he lay there, the more he thought about Ronan lying beside him and he felt his cheeks grow warm as a blush spread up his neck. He was thankful for the darkness in that moment.

“What are you doing here?” Adam asked again, his voice almost a whisper, not wanting to disrupt the quiet.

“I already told you,” Ronan replied, his tone matching Adam’s. It was unusual to hear Ronan talk so softly and Adam turned his gaze to him, attempting to study his face but it was engulfed in shadows.

“You said Chainsaw wanted to go out. You could have taken her anywhere, yet you ended up here,” he paused, “without Chainsaw.” He wasn’t sure why he was pushing Ronan for some sort of explanation when he dropped by at Adam’s all the time. But tonight just felt different.

“If you’re that bothered, Parrish, I’ll go,” Ronan said and he sat up. Adam decided quickly that he didn’t want him to go and grabbed his upper arm. Ronan turned where he sat and looked down at Adam’s hand.

“Sorry,” said Adam and he dropped his hand into his lap. Ronan remained where he was and he had a look in his eye. Something between a hesitant hope and a flash of vulnerability. Adam hesitated before lifting his hand again, reaching out to him and in response Ronan turned to face him. He put one hand against his cheek, feeling the light scattering of stubble underneath his fingertips.

“Is this alright?” He whispered and Ronan gulped visibly and nodded in response.

Adam had thought about kissing Ronan before. It wasn’t that he fantasized about it, it was simply that it had crossed his mind a few times. He imagined Ronan would have kissed him aggressively, his lips heavy and his hands forceful and rough, so Adam was completely shocked when he kissed him for the first time.

Ronan’s lips were soft and he pulled Adam closer gently. He was tentative and pulled away occasionally for air and as he did so, he looked into Adam’s eyes as if he constantly needed to check it was still Adam he was kissing and that Adam still wanted to be there.

“So this is why you’re here,” Adam breathed, momentarily pulling away.

“Shut the fuck up,” Ronan murmured and closed the small gap between them again, but he was smiling against Adam’s lips.

guys, i’m almost at 600 followers (which may seem small, but it’s ~590 more than i ever thought i’d have) and i feel like i should do something special for all the poor souls i’ve tricked into bearing witness to my idiocy, but… idk what?

ahhhh, you know, keeping my mouth shut is probably the best gift i can give.

 okay no but timkon coffee shop aus could include (but are not limited to):

  • tim is a daily regular at the coffee shop and one day there’s a new barista that can’t seem to get into the flow of the store and who also cant seem to make very good coffee but tim doesn’t want to complain because said new barista is hot af
  • tim and kon both work at the coffee shop and most of their free time on the clock is spent with tim trying to explain the difference between all the coffee beans and making pour overs like “here try this one, taste the difference” and kon really doesn’t understand anything but the fact that tim is really cute when he gets excited about coffee
  • again, they both work at the shop but they work different schedules and never truly have met each other (tim’s shift always ends at 2, kon always comes in at 4) but both have heard how attractive and great the other is through coworkers and they finally met when one covers someone else’s shift and damn the others were fuckin’ right
  • tim is the asshole customer without meaning to be. on one occasion right before they were about to close for the night, he comes in getting drinks for the whole family (’who needs seven coffees/lattes at 11pm???’) and on another, right after open, he tries to use a $100 for his $2 coffee because it’s literally all he has in his wallet (and kon kind of holds a grudge about all of it for a while)
  • tim works at the shop and kon comes in every now and then, always late in the day when no other customers are really around, and tim ends up venting to him about how shitty the other customers have been all day while he makes kon’s drink and one day kon stays for a bit at a table and leaves a napkin with his number and a note about being all ear’s whenever tim needs to vent
  • a slow burn au where one works at the shop and the other is a customer that comes in sometimes and they really don’t talk beyond ‘how’re you doin’ today?’ but they both want to and eventually with every visit they begin talking a little more and more
  • neither of them work at the shop but tim’s always there with his laptop, working away on whatever the hell he’s working on, and kon goes there because it’s a nice place to just relax and they always see each other and sometimes they’ll catch the other glancing at them until one day kon sits at tim’s usual table and just starts talking
  • (again neither of them work there) but they both order the same drink and the barista calls it out by the drink, not a name, and it’s the dumbest cheesiest moment where they both think it’s theirs and need i go on

tagged by @tacotits, thanks buddy <3

Name: Hala

Nickname: My name’s too short to have a nickname rip, but I have been called “Hala for ya dolla!!” before and I felt like I should share that. Grandma calls me lulii though.

Favorite Book Series: Gonna go really old fashioned here but I keep going back to Harry Potter man. I should read more but sometimes its difficult to get into a new series.
Fanfics tho( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Favorite Flower: I like tiny roses!! Especially if they’re a dull pink coloured.

Favorite Color Scheme: Rose gold and pastels? I like galaxy type colours too!

Coffee, Tea, or Cocoa: Love the smell of coffee, but I always go for cold cocoa drinks.

Cat or Dog person: both, but I find dogs more enjoyable to bully.

Favorite fictional characters: Katakura Kojuro from Sengoku Basara will always be 👌👌👌. But anyone who follows me will know how much I love Izuminokami Kanesada from Touken Ranbu. There are others but for now those two are the top.

Dream Trip: even though I’ve already been twice, it’ll have to be Japan. I love it far too much. I’d love to explore out of the metro more though. Like Hokkaido and Okinawa especially.

Blog Created: long time now. I was still wayyyyyy deep into my Sonic phase then so maybe 2011-2012??

Number of followers: 592. Lots of porn bots that I haven’t had the chance to block though.

Following: 225 (i should follow more)

3 things in my room: lots of goddamn prints on the wall. 3 Shelves full of uni stuff and merch. 2 other shelves dedicated to figures.

3 things I’ve always wanted to do: Get fluent in Japanese (I still have a mini heart attack everytime I try to speak, writing is ok though), I’d love to be an art teacher and love to teach in Japan, and be able to be independent really.

3 things that make me happy: Drawing (even though I’m crying over art every 2 days), cosplay (even though it hurts), eating (especially with friends).

3 things I’m currently into: improving my art style, bullying my dog, trying to take advantage of my holidays and sleep in.

3 things on my to-do list: LEARNING MY GODDAMN JAPANESE IVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN HALF THE STUFF FROM THE SEMESTER MY TEACHER IS PROBABLY SO ASHAMED IM SO SORRY, Improve my art, and get into the exchange programs both pre and post graduate i guess👨‍🎓 yeboi.

This was fun, pls do if you wanna. Except for these guys y'all have no choice –> @prince-of-tofu @miuminn @emsandman havefun