lol you guys should do this too

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Rich: …The Squips did this to him. Threw him off his balcony. It’s a miracle he’s still…ya know?

It’s been three months…but I’m not giving up hope yet! Jakey D is tough as nails and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s just waiting for the perfect moment to wake up again…

Just. I’ll be here for ‘im, like always, ‘cause he’s my pal. The closest bro I got.

can stalkers leave my kid alone lol all harry is trying to do is make music, and make people happy, and go home and live as normal of a life as possible why do y'all have to corner him and make him feel weird omg leave him alone he’s too nice to say it but i will – u guys are disturbing, creepy and need to know your place (which for some of u should be a jail cell with the lengths you go lbr). leave him alone he doesn’t want you

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I bet my whole life for Seductive Doctor Jumin to win or any theme as long as its Jumin I wont complain, lol at least this once aaaaa
This is a rushed comic I am sorry;;

!! Again, this is dedicated for JHPS && Certifiedhoeforhan peeps you guys is2g always makes me thirsty for Jumin all the time AAA !!

Go vote for Jumin if you haven’t, guys !!
Here is the link

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I remember doing a challenge a million years ago about drawing your favorite character in whatever you’re wearing (or an outfit you have) and so I’ve decided to do it again, this time with the Pines Family! haha 

Dipper and Mabel look great in glasses, now I headcanon they both need glasses haha 

This is a lot of fun! You guys should do it too I want to see it haha 

Listen, guys, I see a LOT of misconceptions going around clownblr right now - and it makes sense! There’s been a massive upswing in public interest! Nobody’s born with a copy of Bozoldi’s Taxonomy in their hands! But I can’t stand the thought of clowns getting hurt because of this, so here’s some quick points.

  • First of all, clowns are NOT obligate dulcivores!!!! YES, they do enjoy sugar, YES, a healthy diet should include plenty of cotton candy to give them energy to caper, but they’re still omnivores!! ALL extant clown breeds descend on some level from the Greater Fool, which feeds mostly on carrion and rodents. Post-Colombian clown husbandry leaned heavily on the sadly extinct Least Clown (and yes, “clown” was once a specific breed!), which was primarily fructivorous with a supplementary diet of natural legumes. BOTH were omnivores, though their respective environments had forced a diet shift. Modern clowns are capable of eating just about anything, and they should! They’re not well adjusted for rough fiber, so stay away from grains and greens, but next time you put a bowl of candyfloss out for your Bozo, give him a mouse too! Don’t be alarmed by the mess - clowns do like to toy with their prey.
    • THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR MIMES. Mimes are PRIMARILY carnivorous! They were never crossed with the Least Clown - you can tell by their coloration - so a mostly dulcivorous diet is terrible for them! Now, generally people don’t get a mime and feed him taffy, but mime feed is almost as bad. Mimes on dry feed need iron supplements, their blood pressure goes down, and their pelts fade until they’re just grey. Please, PLEASE give your mimes raw meat! Give your mimes live prey if at all possible - your local pet shop or shelter should be able to direct you to their feed mice. Whenever I really want to treat my Pierre chanceux I’ll get him something bigger, like a rat or a garter snake. The pellets are kind of a pain to deal with, but your mime will thank you. Silently. Because he’s a mime.
  • Mimes are NOT dangerous!!!! They can be scary before you know them, but their claws are fully retractable, and you’ll never find a more caring species. What’s DANGEROUS is mime/fool hybrids. (IMHO, any fool hybridization should be ILLEGAL. They’re wild animals! You’re combining the body mass and predatory instincts of a fool with the clown/mime’s comfort with humans - how the hell do you expect that to go?!) I GUARANTEE that whatever scary story you heard about some feral mime eating somebody’s kid was actually a hybrid.
  • Speaking of which? Don’t get a fucking fool. They’re endangered. And they’ll kill you. Get a jester if you want capering, they caper just fine and they won’t try to kill you.

Ugh, this turned into Yelling At Fool Breeders Hell Hour. But seriously, feed your clowns right. I’m gonna go see if Jacques wants to chase an invisible laser pointer.

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Kibum’s really cute, glad to see that Jonghyun thinks so too. 

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Stay With Me // Ten Chittaphon

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the prompt: Can you write a prince!ten fluffy scenario??

words: 4968

category: angst + fluff, prince!au

warnings: night terrors and mentions of death (nothing rlly graphic)

author note: this is literally my fourth or fifth attempt (I lost count lol) of trying to write this fic. but it’s finally finished and I’m proud of the result. I hope you guys like it as well! (he’s so handsome i’m crying i love my bias)

- destinee

Originally posted by tenchittaphonsnose

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Things Said In My Household but With Fairy Tail Pt.10

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Gray: Oof.

Natsu: OOF.

Gajeel: OOOOOF

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Wendy: Erzaaaaaaa

Erza: What?

Wendy: Natsu set the curtains of fiiiire agaaain.

Erza: he what.

Wendy: Curtains.on.fire.

Erza: *sips coffee* I don’t get payed enough for this.

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*door bell*

Gajeel: I GOT I–

Gray: MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY GAJEEL *pushes him away from the door*

Gajeel: *falls onto the staircase

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Freed: Hey guys.

Natsu: look guys it’s our totally not gay cousin.

Wendy: yeah he’s definitely NOT gay.

Gajeel: JUST like Gray.

Gray: IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE HELL UP

Freed: I just got here like 3 minutes ago and HE’S GAY? *calls Bixslow* you owe me 10 bucks.

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Erza: *wears Cleansing Mask ,which is green, and walks down stairs* hey has anyone seen th–

Gajeel: *screams* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE.

Natsu: stop being a baby gajeel it’s just– *sees Erza* WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN’S DAUGHTER.

Gray: I’m trying to sleep people. What’s the screaming all abo– I always knew you weren’t human…

Wendy: *comes from kitchen* *sees erza* Hey erzie.*walks upstairs with a chocolate bar*

Gray: I KNEW IT SHE’S ALSO ONE OF THEM.

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Wendy: Banana

Gajeel: Watch your profanity

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*door bell*

Natsu: I GOT IT! *opens* hello?

Zeref: Would you be interested in participating in the annua–

Natsu: *closes door on him*

Gajeel: Damn so rude.

Natsu: I don’t like that guy.

Gray: LOL why?

Natsu: He was such an ass in middle school

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Wendy: Imma do it!

Gajeel: Don’t do it..

Gray: Oh god….

Natsu: Wendy..no..you’re gonna get hurt.

Wendy: No I wont!

Gray: Yes you will.

*Wendy jumps off tree house into pool*

Wendy: SEE I TOLD YOU! *gets out pool and slips*

Natsu: HAHA. TOLD YOU.

*Wendy still hasn’t gotten up*

Gray:…uh..maybe we should call..an ambulance…

Gajeel: ERZA HELP.

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Natsu: Erza.

Erza: *flipping through a magazine* what?

Natsu: You’re ugly. *snickers*

Erza: *continues flipping through pages* too bad you can’t photoshop that personality

Gajeel: DAAAAAAAMN.

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Levy: Hi.

Natsu: Hey levy did you know that pregnant women who swim are basically human submarines.

Levy:….Really?…thats…uh…cool..

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THERE IS PT.10 PEOPLE.

Pt.11?? :o

Boyfriend-Bestfriend

Boyfriend-Bestfriend

Peter Parker x Reader

Warnings: angst? not really ish


You watched as girls from your school enter the building.

As soon as everybody found out that Peter Parker was really Spider-Man, the whole school flipped. Especially, the girls. They walked in the building, eyes wandering, searching for Pete.

Peter happened to be your classmate, and coworker. Maybe even your crush. But he was also your best friend.

Tony threw another party, just because he was bored. You know, like usual.

And it was an ‘anyone is welcome’ kind of thing. Explains why every girl in your class was here.

You can tell they’ve never been to a party like this before. They dressed like it was prom. Like seriously, what’s with the gowns and poofy dresses?

You stood near the bar, asking the bartender to give you something to drink while you wait for Peter.

“You know you’re not old enough (Y/n).”

“I didn’t say to give me something with alcohol. Can you just give me something non-alcoholic? Please?”

“Alright,” he smiles, “one juice box it is.”

You gave him a scowl, making him chuckle.

You turn back around, eyes searching the room for Peter. You hear a familiar laugh and turn to your right. Peter was standing there with Liz Allen, and her group of friends. Peter promised you that right after he gets ready, he’ll meet up with you immediately, knowing how you hated being alone in parties, and because he was always your date. Those are the perks of having a best friend. If you’re single, you would still have a date at any party.

You waited. Maybe he just got here and he was on the way to meet up with you. Liz probably just stopped him to talk, say hi.

You watched, and watched, and watched.


He was still there. Liz was getting a bit flirty with him already. You heard once in P.E. that Liz had a major crush on Spider-Man, and this was before she knew it was Peter.

Twenty one grape juice boxes later, Peter was still laughing it off with Liz. It wasn’t like he didn’t notice you. He did. It was twenty minutes ago. He looked at you, smile and nod, then started talking to Liz. You thought he finally saw you and was telling Liz that he has to go. Guess not.

This got you pissed, but mostly upset. Peter wasn’t one to break promises.

You tried to leave without him noticing. That won’t be too hard. He’s been ignoring you for the past hour or so.

They were standing by the hallway that lead to the elevators. You got up from the bar stool, flattened your dress, and walk straight passed Peter.

At first it broke your heart when you walked straight passed him with him not even flinching. But when you got to the elevator, sadness wasn’t within you. Anger was.

You slam your fist into the elevator button. Since it seemed like it wasn’t going to open any time soon.

“Don’t hit it, just press it, gently,” you heard, the voice sounding familiar.

“Shut up Loki.” Loki shrugged and walked away, it’s still strange to see him free, and socializing. He wasn’t like the old Loki. Well, you still thought different. It’s all an act. He’ll turn on us soon.

The elevator finally opened, in which felt like years.

You got in and pressed the button for your level. You were humming to yourself, trying to act calm, even if your nails are digging into your palms.

The doors of the elevator was about to close but someone’s hand stopped it.

You looked up surprised, but your face fell when you saw it was Peter.

“(Y/n)! Leaving so soon?”

You gave him an ‘I’m mad at you, go away before I murder you’ look, “yes.”

His eyebrows furrowed, “what’s wrong?”

You roll your eyes, “nothing, can you please go? You’re keeping the elevator from going up.”

He looks around the elevator door, and takes his hand off of the side, stepping in.

You groaned as he stands next to you.

“Seriously (Y/n). What’s up?”

You keep your head straight, away from his gaze. You punch the number of your floor.

“Hey hey hey, press it gently.”

You stay quiet, still clenching your fists.

“Well anyways,” he says, he was smiling, you can tell he was very happy, quite the opposite of you.

“Liz hung out with me today.”

You turn to him, his face beaming, and replied with a tight smile, “I know, I saw.”

“Really?! Did I look okay? I felt like I was smiling too much.”

“You looked fine,” you said through clenched teeth.

When you finally got to your floor, before you stepped out, you quickly pressed all the floors on the elevator and clicked the ‘close door’ button, before running away. Leaving a confused, screaming Peter behind.

“Hey! What the heck!”


When you got to your room, you stripped down and got into an oversized hoodie and shorts.

You unhooked your bra and pulled it out of the neck of the hoodie.

“Ahh,” you sighed, “much better.”

When you were comfortably snuggled into your bed, you started to play the first Harry Potter movie.


“No, stop, stop, stop! You’re going to take someone’s eye out. Besides, you’re saying it wrong. It’s Levi-OH-sa, not Levi-oh-SAH.”

You giggled as your favorite line from the movie was said.

Right after you finish giggling, Peter burst through your door.

“What the heck was that!”

The smile on your face disappeared, “what was what.”

“I feel sick from that elevator ride! I barely got off just now and I threw up in your kitchen.”

“Ugh, you’re disgusting.”

“And now you’re watching one of our favorite movies WITHOUT ME?”

“You act like this is the most possibly worst thing we could ever do to each other.”

He scoffs, “of course it is.”

“No Peter,” you stated, “this could not.”

“Then what can? What can be worse (Y/n)?”

You scoff, can he be anymore dramatic.

“I am offended,” he says jokingly, before he jumps on the bed next to you, getting under the blanket.

“Scoot.”

You roll your eyes before slightly scooting to the side.

A good ten minutes or so into the movie you finally answered his question.

“What could be worst is you leaving me for some girl when you promised to meet up with me right away after you get ready.”

Peter turns to you, guilt taking up his face.

“I’m sorry, but my crush finally spoke to me and I didn’t want to leave just there and then.”

“Yeah well my crush didn’t even care,” you said below your breath.

“What?”

“I said, I waited for you for so long and you never even came.”

“I’m sorry (Y/n),” he whined, “I’ll make it up to you.”

You just sat there, staring at the screen.

“(Y/nnnnnnnn). Speak to me pleaaaaseeeee.”

Before you can even speak, someone burst into your room.

“(Y/n), who cares about him? I don’t even know why you’re crushing on him in the first place. Seriously, when I see that guy, I will kill him.”

The two of you stared at Natasha, with shocked expressions.

Her still not knowing Peter was there until the screen went back to bright.

Her eyes grew wide, before turning around and running away.

“I– I–” you stuttered, Peter slowly turning to your face.

“I forgot that I texted her, while you were getting sick in the elevator.”

“You like me? Like, like me like me?”

You gulp, eyes fixed on the screen.

You can see a stupid smirk growing on his face from the side of your eye.

“Awww you like me!” he teased, poking your side.

You let out a deep sigh.

“(Y/n),” he said in a sing-songy tone, still poking your side. He knew that was your tickle spot. When your lip twitched to a smile slightly, he began to attack your sides, popping the giant laugh bubble you were keeping in.

You erupted with laughter and he couldn’t help but smile.

“There, I finally got you to smile.”

You sigh, raising your hands in defeat.

“I’m really sorry (Y/n).”

You nod, “it’s okay.”

“I like you too.”

“What?”

“You heard me.”

“Correction, you like Liz.”

“No, I like you.”

“Peter.”

“(Y/n).”

“Seriously?”

“I’m serious.”

“You literally just left me for her and admitted that she was your crush not too long ago.”

“I lied.”

“Then why would you be with her then, instead of me?”

“Well, I liked you for a while now, I tried not to because I didn’t want to ruin the friendship that we already have.”

“Are you sure you don’t like Liz?”

“Yes, I’m positive.”

“Because it doesn’t seem believable. You looked way into her today.”

“Alright, wanna hear the truth?”

You sigh, “yeah.”

“I actually was asking Liz for some tips on how to get you to like me, and I wanted you to feel jealous and realize that I’m a great guy, you know?”

“Are you serious?”

“One hundred percent, promise, I cross my heart, and I’ll let Widow kill me if it was a lie. Go, ask Liz.”

You squint your eyes at him, feeling the bed next to you for your phone.

To Liz Allan:

Hey Liz, how was the party tonight?

You waited for her to reply, the typing bubble popped up fast.

LA: It was fun! Peter is such a sweetie pie.

You: Oh I know. He seemed so into you! You’re so lucky! I wished he liked me back…

LA: OMG! You like Peter?!?

You: lol isn’t it obvious…

LA: Dude! He likes you too! You should tell him!! <3 <3

You: Seriously??? But you two seemed so flirty with each other earlier..?

LA: Don’t worry, I was just helping him out on what he should do to get you to like him back, but I guess those are useless now that you already like him back! You guys are gonna be the cutest couple ever! I’m sorry if what we did earlier ruined anything you two had :(

You: It’s okay, thanks for letting me know tho! :))

You put the phone down and looked at Peter.

“Fine. I believe you.”

You looked at him with a blank look. No amusement, happiness, sadness, emotions whatsoever.

“Okay! So…. wanna be my girlfriend then?”

You shrug, “sure, I guess,” turning back to watch the rest of the movie.

“(Y/n).”

He sat in front of you blocking the tv, “Can you give me a hug?” He always offers a hug after an argument, just so he knows that you forgive him and your back to being friends now. Just to make sure you’re not still mad.

“If you don’t give me a hug, the offer is gone.”

You tilted your head back and groaned loudly before getting on your knees to walk to him, jumping into his arms.

He closed his arms around you, hugging you tightly before shaking you.

“Yaaaay! I upgraded from best friend to boyfriend.”

“Peter,” you choked out, “I– I– can’t breathe.”

He slowly untighten the hug before jumping up and down on the bed with you, still hugging you close to his chest.

But suddenly, he stopped and pulled you away, arms length.

“What?” you said, “what’s wrong.”

His jaw dropped before backing up slightly.

He looked at you with a super shocked expression, “Uh–”

“WHAT?”

He shivers slightly, “you’re not wearing a bra are you?”

Your eyes goes wide before clutching your chest.

“Turn around,” you said, before grabbing your bra from the floor next to your side of the bed.

“There.”

He turned around, shivering again, “that felt weird.”

“Then stop talking about it, you’re making me feel awkward.”

He scoots back next to you, hugging you back close to his chest.

You hesitantly lay your head on his chest, him wrapping his arms around you tightly.

“I’m sorry baby, I’ll stop.”

You scrunch your nose and cringed, a mix of a disgust and embarrassed look on your face , “Uggh that was weird.”

“What?”

“Baby?”

“What do you want me to call you?”

“Uhh, my name?”

“Sorry sweetheart, you’re my girlfriend now, things gotta change a bit.”

“Fine.”

“Now be quiet Love, I’m trying to watch the movie here,” he scoffs, rolling his eyes. Earning a playful smack from you.

To be honest, this boyfriend-bestfriend thing is going to be fun. I could get used to this.


A/N: Wrote all this in one sitting, so sorry if it was bad! Also, sorry for the lack of fics, I’ve been having writers block. I’ve wrote a bunch of other things but never finished it because they SUCKED. Ps. Let me know if you liked this! It’ll help me get motivated to write more lol.

  • America: *sighs* everyone says that my airlines are bad! This isn't good for the status of national airlines!
  • England: same, hardly anyone ride my national airlines these days...
  • China: you guys have that problem too? We should really do something about it then...
  • Bulgaria: yeah, and that will definitely step up our image! Let's device a plan then!
  • Dubai: do you guys even ride your national airlines?
  • America, England, China, Bulgaria: ............ no.

yoonmooni  asked:

jikook fic where jungkook falls of stage and is seriously injured at concert and jimins heart nearly drops cause he could've caught jk but just jimin all worried and protective and just fluff you know?

ohhhhh this is gonna make me cry I swear 😭

Can you imagine the worry in the boy’s eyes when their precious maknae falls off the stage, the fans screaming their lungs out to warn the boy but it’s all too late: he already stepped over the edge, and Jimin is letf there arms streched in front of himself, attempting to stop Jungkook, eyes wide.

The security guys are all over him, checking his head, his arms, his legs. They attempt to get him back on his feet, but a heart-breaking scream comes from the brown haired boy, and he’s on the floor, again.

Jimin’s mind is a mess: he can’t understand how this could happen, he was almost there, his fingers grazed Jungkook’s t-shirt just before he saw him disappear off of the stage.

“If only I moved faster.”

He rushed backstage just after the ending speech of their concert, his heart was beating so fast he could hear it in his ears. He slammed the dressing room door open, expecting to see Jungkook laying there, but he was welcomed by an empty sofa.

“He’s at the hospital” the manager says, “his leg’s broken”.

Jimin swears he can feel his chest shatter in a million pieces.

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That night Jimin stays awake, sitting in the large armchair near the bed, and cries his heart out. His Jungkookie his there, tucked in tight. His expression seems so paceful, as if nothing happened at all, he probably didn’t realize anything.

Jimin remebers everything and he can’t help the tears that slowly fall from his eyes, tracing his flushed cheeks and his neck. 

“If only I moved faster”

Maybe he’s too loud, or maybe Jungkook can feel his presence, because he opens his eyes, galaxies still intact in them.

“Hyung… why are you crying…? Are you ok?”

Jimin can’t believe his ears: he broke his leg and he’s still worrying about him. He should be the strong one, the hyung, he should make Jungkook feel better, cheering him up, but he finds himself leaning his head on the younger’s chest, his face pressed on the light blue blanket, sobbing and wetting the fabric.

“I’m so sorry Jungkookie… I should have run faster.. I should have-”

He felt a warm hand threading in his hair and slowly caressing him.

“Hyung, it’s not your fault, you tried to stop me but I didn’t realize I was so close to the edge of the stage. These things happens, I guess. But I’m fine now, see? My leg will be better in a short time and Manager hyung said I can sing sitting on a chair for the next concerts. See? I’m fine, it doesn’t even hurt, I swear.”

Jimin  turned his head towards Jungkook, his face wet from all the tears, some still threatening to spill.

“I should be the one cheering you up, I’m really a shitty hyung.”

The pout on the younger’s face is so cute that Jimin can feel the butterflies in his stomach. What the hell, he feels them all over his body.

“Stop. It’s not your fault.” Jungkook’s hand stops on the other’s cheek and he tries to dry it a little bit. “You are here and this makes you the best hyung ever. I’m lucky to have you… and the others… When I’m with you, hyung, I’m happy, even with a broken leg.”

There it is, Jimin’s heart exploded, and he just can’t help it when his head turns a little, nuzzling Jungkook’s hand and kissing the palm of it. The latter gasps at the action, his mind becoming a little fuzzy because of all the sweetness of the simple act.

Before he knows it, he’s sitting up, holding both his hyung’s cheeks, the tingling on his leg long forgotten.

“Can I..” he didn’t complete the question, because Jimin is already nodding softly, with his eyes gazing Jungkook’s lips. 

They lean closer slowly, so slowly they are going crazy, but the wait is so good, almost as good as what happen next. Their lips touch, and everything that happened in their life that concurred to bring them at this exact moment was worth it.

That night Jimin lulled Jungkook to sleep, kissing the crown of his head and whispering so many I’m gonna take care of yous that this promise is burned in the maknaes mind and he bet he’s gonna dream of his little hyung telling him that over and over.

Just when Jimin thinks the younger is asleep, he can hear him whisper so softly that he could have missed it if he wasn’t so close to him.

“I will take care of you too, hyung”

Oook, please if I made some mistakes please tell me because English is not my main language (yes, I know I say this everytime LOL I’m sorry).

I really hope you like this, I tried my best ^^

♥♥♥

Talk about rejection for my comic drawing

I have a shit ton lol and it usually comes from people I care about which means my heart broken many times. Until I joined Tumblr honestly its always bad critics. From Vietnamese hardcore fans: “How? I dont think you can go international its too hard” “You need to fix your style though because it cant compete to Japanese styles” “Nah thats not gonna happen btw when will the next chapter come?” From my mom: “Why? You can be much much more wealthy” “Stop drawing, do something more useful” “You cant get anywhere with this, just stop. You cant earn with it.” From my friends: “Lol it sounds cool but nah its not gonna work” “You can try (but I dont wanna help)” “Why dont you try to be more girly you need a guy not this.” From a pretty famous author in Vietnam comic author: “Oneshot cant be published get real.” “Your style is too ugly you should write not draw.” Only ONE fan told me I can, even now hes still saying the same thing. He’s part of the reason why Im still doing comic, along with my passion for it. Come to think of it, if its not because I was rejected in many things before and became a rebel, I wouldnt be here today because critics would surely defeated me. We all faced rejection in our lives but in my case I always rode in different tide than others (Vietnam is heavily old-fashioned even now) so I got rejected in other aspects as well lol. Eventhough they don’t mean to kill my passion, their ignorance can be something you know. I just realized that I was encouraged a lot when I joined tumblr, I started alone but I have you guys here. Just by doing what I love. Its a great honor to meet you all.

Originally posted by andantegrazioso

Flower boy!Jeonghan

A/N: It’s been 84 years…. This is for the anon who requested Flower Boy!Jeonghan. I hope you’re still alive..somewhere. I’M SO SORRY BUT PLEASE ENJOY! Thank you for requesting!!! <3

Originally posted by kristian-do


  • So there’s a new café that just opened called Pledis café
  • This cafe was unlike any other café; it’s a flower boy cafe
  • People were pretty sceptical when the café came out with the concept, but Pledis proved them wrong because now, the place was almost always packed on Friday nights and/or the weekends
  • People thought it was going to be weird at first?
  • But they later found it’s just good fun! And a good eye wash
  • The café was really creative actually!!
  • The boys acted like butlers in a way
  • SUPER HOT CUTE BUTLERS
  • Super polite, gentlemanly and curtious, who wouldn’t want to go back for more, amirite?
  • Capitalism at its finest
  • The people frequenting the flower boy café would typically be teenage schoolgirls
  • Other times it was awkward (and jealous) boyfriends who got dragged to the cafe for the sake of their curious girlfriends lol
  • At first, Jeonghan never really had any intention to work in a café, let alone a flower boy café
  • But his friend Seungcheol became one and the pay didn’t seem so bad so he applied
  • And a few weeks into the job, he’s sold
  • To him, it doesn’t even feel like working?
  • Because being beautiful is his forté lmaoo
  • People who visited the café was pretty amazed by the visuals the boys serve but Jeonghan? Snatched.
  • But people aren’t sure if he does anything other than leaning on the booth and sending flirty looks at girls?
  • Or was it sleepy looks? lmao nobody knows
  • Like, yea we get it, ur pretty, Jeonghan but table fifteen needs you now, shoo
  • He’s a really great host, though
  • Like, in the café, it’s normal to have some of the boys linger at tables to talk to the customers
  • They’d explain the menu and they’ll entertain you for a bit as you wait for your order to come out
  • It’s just like one of those Japanese maid cafés, only the waitresses are guys
  • By all means, Jeonghan seemed to attract a lot of people and he ended up getting flirted to a lot
  • Jeonghan wasn’t usually the type to flirt back 
  • unlike some people *cough*Choi Seungcheol and Wen Junhui and Xu Minghao*cough* 
  • seriously though, Minghao’s been wildin’ these days
  • But it’s his job so
  • But he really does love his job and entertaining people
  • Which brings us to this point
  • You’ve heard of the hype of Pledis café
  • And while you enjoy checking out hip cafés around the city, you never had the initiative to check the cafe
  • You just don’t get the hype, okay?
  • Bc you find it so weird??? Like, a flower boy café?? Who came up with the idea???? Isn’t this considered human exploitation???
  • So you definitely weren’t very thrilled when your friends proposed to the idea of giving it a visit after school/work that day
  • Some friends you have bc they practically dragged you to the café despite your protest
  • ‘Just once,’ they say.
  • 'It’ll be fun,’ they say.
  • While your other friends are squealing over how cute the decor and boys are (especially the boys) and having the time of their lives, you looked like you’re ready to bust outta there
  • Because the amount of admittedly cute boys here is amazing
  • There’s literally so many of them here
  • Tbh you felt a little bit overwhelmed by the amount of attractive boys you see bustling around the café, serving cakes and entertaining customers
  • You’ve never seen so many cute guys concentrated in one place before lol
  • How did they find them? Cute guys are like rare Pokémons nowadays
  • But you had to admit it was a nice change of scenery (    ͡ °   ͜ ʖ    ͡ ° )
  • Especially that one guy you saw on your way in
  • And you almost got knocked off your socks because wOW IS THAT AN ANGEL?
  • No, but seriously, though, he’s wearing an halo headband
  • But you couldn’t help but feel your cheeks heating up when he flashed a smile at you
  • You thought ‘Wow okay this isn’t so bad, maybe I can get used to this.’
  • But then you saw a couple of girls came up to him to get pictures with him and he was all flirty so you’re like, lol nevermind
  • That man is a playaaa~
  • I mean, you understand that it’s his job but still, you’re not a big fan of flirts
  • Your friends waved to indicate they’re ready to order and it just so happens that your server is the angel you just thought about
  • “Hello, welcome to Seventeen Café~ I’m Jeonghan and I will be your server for today.”
  • And all your friends took turn ordering till you’re the only one left
  • “And what can I get for the lovely lady?” he asked as he sent a wink at you
  • Tbh you don’t know whether to stay silent or to throw the glass of water at him
  • The latter seemed more appealing at the moment
  • You rolled your eyes and ended up ordering whatever your favorite drink was and the waiter scurried away, but not without flashing you with another God-send smile eyyy
  • The moment he was out of earshot, your friends went cRAZY
  • “Y/N, what the f*** you know him?”
  • “Did you see how he looked at you?! He was totally flirting on you!!!”
  • Hahaha yeah and if he does it one more time you’ll be sure to let him know you’re not interested
  • And you and your friends actually had a great time chatting at least when they’re not too distracted by the boys
  • But you didn’t miss the glances Jeonghan stole at you
  • Like, he usually loves teasing and joking around with his client but there’s just something about you that made him want to provoke you even more
  • Wow, what angel were we talking about, again?
  • Maybe it’s the way you roll your eyes indignantly or your blatant dislike towards the café
  • Also maybe because you’re kinda cute
  • Really cute
  • And it’s only natural that Jeonghan wants to get a reaction out of you
  • So then he brought out a cupcake and set it on your table and everyone’s like ‘We didn’t order this???’
  • And Jeonghan’s like
  • “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. For the pretty lady.”
  • AND THEN HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO WINK AT YOU FOR THE SECOND TIME THAT DAY BEFORE HE WHISKED OFF TO ANOTHER TABLE FFF
  • First of all: how dare he?
  • Second of all: how dare he?
  • So while your friends are looking at the cupcake as if it was an engagement ring and as if Jeonghan just confessed his love to you, you were silent bc you don’t know what to do tbh?
  • Because a handsome man just tried to pick you up??
  • What a flirt.
  • You still ate the cafe, though
  • After all, a cupcake is a cupcake
  • There was a part when some of the boys had to do aegyo and oh my god
  • There was this other guy named Woozy? Woozi?? and you thought he was adorable
  • But Jeonghan was on a whole other level
  • He kept running his hand through his luscious locks, bitting his lips and pouting oh my god
  • Uhm, you kinda wanna slap him? But also it’s kinda cute? But you’re never going to admit that ofc
  • And you thought you’ve never been happier when your friends decided to call it a day and asked for the bill bc you don’t think you would survive anymore second breathing in aegyo and finger hearts
  • But Jeonghan’s kinda bummed???
  • Bc you’re actually really fun to tease
  • So he made Wonwoo the cashier give you guys free membership cars bc he wants you to come back lol
  • “Why should I do that?”
  • “I’LL BUY YOU ALL THE BURGER YOU WANT, WON.”
  • “Ok, deal.”
  • Capitalists, I tell you
  • It was unfortunate for you bc your friends are now completely in love with the café and they vowed to visit it every other week
  • And they made you come with them every single time bc now they got the member card, too lmao
  • You’re not really complaining bc the food there was amazing, the ambiance (despite being a little crowded), was great and everything good except for…
  • “Hello, my name is Jeonghan and I’ll be your server today.”
  • him.
  • You see, he wouldn’t leave you be from day one, and you know it amused him to see you cringe at the constant aegyo and cheesy lines thrown around
  • And another fact that made you angrier is the fact that Jeonghan looks so! darn! attractive! and so! smooth! doing it all uGH
  • You keep getting heart palpitations whenever he smiled 
  • And you don’t even have insurance for God’s sake
  • Honestly, it’s enough cardio to last you a lifetime
  • But you didn’t know what happened behind the scenes bc back in the kitchen, Jeonghan would always smile to himself and sometime giggle occasionally?
  • Chan got scared once when they were on a shift together and Jeonghan started giggling to himself
  • Chan thought he got possessed and it scared the s*** outta the kid
  • And it was always entertaining to watch you bicker back and forth as your friends sip on their drinks
  • “Don’t you have anywhere else to go to?”
  • “Well, you see, I work here.”
  • The little s***
  • At least it’s a show for other customers to watch when you guys start bickering like old married couples
  • They started to ship you guys, too
  • Bc Jeonghan seemed to be more open and relaxed around you?
  • As if the flirting is genuine it is
  • And you may act like it’s annoying but deep inside, you kinda enjoy the attention he’s giving you?
  • BUT HE’S STILL ANNOYING
  • But also cute
  • The playfulness started to shift to something different one day
  • It was a particularly relaxed day, not many people were in the café
  • So you were sitting alone in the café, sipping on your drink and waiting for your friends when you suddenly got a text message from one of your friends
  • [“Y/N I’m so sorry! I don’t think we can make it to the café today! Something really important came up!!”]
  • And you let out a long sigh because 'Now what do I do,,,’
  • Jeonghan at the counter noticed your crestfallen face and decided to swoop in like Prince Charming
  • “wELL, hELLo.”
  • Oh no
  • “Ugh what do you want >:(”
  • 'I want to take you out’ he wanted to say but he saw the cup hot tea in front of you and he didn’t wanna risk it lmao
  • In case you decide to fling it at him
  • “You look sad. Is everything okay?” he asked
  • And honestly, the stress from work/school has been piling up and you had the strongest urge to just spill everything to Jeonghan bc he seemed genuinely concerned
  • But you held yourself back and instead gave him a tight-lipped smile
  • “It’s okay.”
  • Except it’s not okay bc the smile you flashed him didn’t quite reach your eyes
  • You packed up your things but then you realized that it’s raining :(
  • Of course you had forgotten to bring your umbrella
  • And you could feel the sudden weight of your emotions and you feel the telltales of tears that threatened to escape when a soft hand slipped into yours
  • “Here, let me walk you to the bus stop,” you hear his soft voice and and looked down to see his other hand gripping a floral umbrella
  • You almost smiled at the image of the man holding a pretty umbrella with daisies on it
  • You wanted to decline but who knows how long the rain would last?
  • So you reluctantly agreed to let him walk you
  • The walk was not like what you had expected
  • Jeonghan was more quite, more composed, his gait noticeably more sluggish than what you had accustomed to seeing in the café
  • But he let you have your peace for once and you were grateful for that
  • It wasn’t until later that he spoke up as he slipped a piece of paper with a series of numbers on it
  • “If you need anything.. Don’t hesitate to call me okay?”
  • F***ing smooth
  • You couldn’t help the small smile that made its way on your face
  • “Okay.”
  • It was then that the bus decided to come and you had to go
  • You felt a little regretful that you have to say good bye
  • Jeonghan slipped the umbrella into your hand
  • “Take it. The rain isn’t going to stop soon.”
  • You looked at him weird 
  • “But you’ll get drenched!”
  • He smiled “It’s okay, I got extra back in the cafe.”
  • And honestly, you were so touched??? You felt your heart grew a little tender for him
  • Maybe he isn’t so bad
  • “Thank you.”
  • And Jeonghan was a little taken aback because this was the first time that you actually smiled at him? 
  • He doesn’t think he’d ever get enough of it
  • The two of you went home with a little smile that day and he didn’t leave your mind until the moment you fell asleep
  • You didn’t visit the cafe for a while after that
  • It’s not that you didn’t want to
  • It’s just that life got in the way
  • You were busy and didn’t have the time to make visit and you were too shy to actually text him
  • And Jeonghan still worked everyday, hoping that it was you everytime another customer came in and got disappointed when it wasn’t
  • The others are also a little curious?? Bc did something happen??
  • Jeonghan himself felt a little hurt bc did he make the wrong move the last time he saw you? You never called him or texted him and he thought there was something there
  • ‘I guess, I’m wrong’ the thought kept playing in his head
  • He didn’t know that you were actually looking forward to meet him again
  • I mean, you got to give back his umbrella right?
  • It wasn’t until a few weeks later that you managed to find the time to come
  • And when you came in, the others were like
  • “You’re back!!! Where have you been???”
  • You explained and they told you how Jeonghan seemed a bit down lately and that he’s actually taking the day off today
  • So you just passed the umbrella to the boys along with a note and left the café a little disappointed
  • “Looking for me?”
  • You looked to the side to see
  • “Jeonghan?”
  • He had the widest smile on his face and you wondered what made him look so happy
  • And he was happy because there you were, standing in front of him under the sunlight looking all beautiful and he felt his heart grew bc he saw you exiting the cafe and he just knew that you were looking for him
  • “Where have you been??” he asked
  • “Well, I have a life aside from being constantly dragged to a flower boy cafe, you know.”
  • “Touche.”
  • There was a brief silence until he spoke up
  • “Look, I’m so sorry if I annoyed you a lot. It’s just that..I like you.” he confessed
  • What is he, a kindergartener?
  • “And I was wondering if you wanna go out. On a date.”
  • You almost sputtered bc what?
  • Wow he finally got the balls to ask you out for reals, eh
  • “A date? At the cafe?”
  • F*** no, anywhere but there.”
  • You both laughed at that
  • And you looked at him in the eyes and said
  • “Okay.”
  • And you could distinctively hear the boys’s howls and whistles from inside the cafe, all of them squished to the windows making heart gestures at you two
  • “Shalalalalalalalala~”
  • “Oh my god.”
  • You could only laugh as Jeonghan shook his head in shame
  • Yeah, he’s not bad. Not bad at all.

I can always count on you guys like when I met Sidon I was like ‘omg he’s precious and nice I wanna ship him with link but he’s also a 10 foot tall shark man so I’m probably the only one’ and then the Internet collectively loses its shit over 10 foot tall shark man and there is all sorts of quality content and I feel blessed

lol the fact that some of u guys actually think I have a personal vendetta against every single man is hilarious. me saying “i hate men” is not an absolute and not an attack on you personally unless you choose to see it as such. and if you do maybe you should evaluate your actions and consider why I would take time out of my life to hate you. if you’re too shallow (read: too stupid), and apt to take things at face value like a child, to see that then I can really do nothing for you

anonymous asked:

Hey hey, I was wondering if you could make uhhh headcanons?? Lol for rfa+V and saeran, when they find out that MC works as a stripper?? Like, she isn't ashamed of it or anything like that. Pls and ty╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ (If it's uncomfortable for ya, you don't gotta do it)

Hell Yeah ♡( •ॢ◡-ॢ)✧˖° ♡

~No one should ever be ashamed of being a stripper.

I wish someone would pay me to take my clothes off lolol.

Yoosung

  • BlushingBlushingBlushingOMG
  • He’s too pure for this lol
  • After the initial shock wore off he went into jealous mode
  • Reeeeally doesn’t want other people looking at you in that way
  • Luckily, you guys have a healthy relationship
  • It just took a sit down conversation and a few kisses for him to see that it’s something you enjoy and nothing he should be jealous about
    • “Don’t worry, Yoosung. I save all the best moves for you…”

Jumin

  • He bought the club where you work so he could oversee everything
  • Doesn’t want you going full nude
  • It was good though, because he redesigned everything and it brought in a higher class clientele
  • Not that you needed the money, of course
  • But it kept the scum bags out
  • Probably installed a pole in the penthouse
  • So you could …
  • Rehearse….
  • Your new routines for him

Zen

  • He thought his brain was going to explode WHA T
  • Like Yoosung, it took some convincing
  • But when all is said and done
  • He’s a performer as well
  • Lots of girls look at him, send him fan letters etc
  • So he can’t really put a double standard on this
  • You guys work on your dance moves together
  • And he’s definitely visited you while you worked

Jaehee

  • Fully supportive
  • Didn’t phase her at all
  • She considers it performance art, which it really is
  • Will go to your work to watch you
  • Sometimes she critiques you lol
    • “I’ve seen you do that move better, are you eating enough throughout the day? Getting enough sleep? You didn’t have your usual gusto tonight.”

Saeyoung

  • This boy omg
  • He would be overly involved as a way to deal with his jealousy
  • He tries to help you pick out songs to dance to
  • Helps you figure out what to wear to work
    • “No, no, MC! That’s too sexy. Here, this one is better.”
  • You have to constantly put on private shows for him in the bedroom >.>
  • He sometimes ruins the mood by copying your moves
    • “MC I can do it too, see? Maybe I could work there, too?”
    • “…Stop.” -_-
  • Pretends to not be worried about you but every time you work he taps into the clubs cameras and watches the whole time to make sure no one messes with you

V

  • He is so trusting and loves you so much, he doesn’t mind when you finally tell him
  • Wishes he could take your photograph as you perform
    • “It’s not fair that I’m the one who can’t see you perform. Why don’t you come closer and show me? I can’t see but I can feel you…”

Saeran

  • You mean the world to him, so he’s happy as long as you’re happy
  • That doesn’t mean he doesn’t worry about you
  • Literally goes to work with you every shift
  • Every. Shift.
  • Sits in the back sipping a drink with a glare
  • Has gotten into a few fights with clientele who get too close to you
    • “Hey. Move your hands away from her or lose them completely.”
  • All of your coworkers love him to death omg
  • He’s become like their guardian angel
  • The unofficial bouncer of the club
  • He really hates the scum bags who mess with women and ends up chasing them away
  • All the girls fawn over him but he just scoffs he doesn’t understand it