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The Signs & Sleep
  • Aries ♈ // It takes you FOREVER to fall asleep, but once you do you want to stay asleep. You lose your shit if someone wakes you unexpectedly kinda like an angry grizzly bear.
  • Taurus ♉ // You love to sleep, but do you ever get any? Your schedule is whack. Either you over sleep or you don't sleep at all.
  • Gemini ♊ // You dwell on how your day went, your job, that thing that embarrassed you in the 5th grade, what you're doing tomorrow, if you locked your car door, ect. Yet somehow you still get the amount you need in order to function.
  • Cancer ♋ // Sleep is vital for you, but sometimes you dread going to sleep 'cause you suffer from nightmares frequently. You also hate to sleep alone, so you have a billion stuffed animals, blankets, and pillows in the bed with you. You're very quiet when you first wake up.
  • Leo ♌ // You're the type of person that thinks "lol wut is sleep". You tend to escape problems in life through sleeping. I don't see why not. In your dreams no one can make you angry. You sacrifice sleep in order to see friends or to work.
  • Virgo ♍ // Literally the worst sleeper ever. You're so hard on yourself all the time. You pull all nighters constantly. Coffee runs through your bloodstream. You don't really sleep.. you take naps.
  • Libra ♎ // You need your beauty sleep and you get plenty of it. There are some nights where you are restless though. It is due to you feeling unbalanced or having to make a life-changing decision though. You are the type to have a bunch of pillows and blankets.
  • Scorpio ♏ // You have trouble sleeping... only when you're alone though. You sleep much better with that special someone right by your side. You're also quite the night owl and love the night life.
  • Sagittarius ♐ // You typically get the average amount of sleep every night. It takes you a while to become sleepy though. You usually stay up sometimes watching tv, YouTube, or playing video games.
  • Capricorn ♑ // You're either one end of the spectrum or the other. Either you get a good amount of sleep or not enough. Either you have a really pleasant dream or you have a nightmare. Like Aries, you hate being woken up by force or suddenly.
  • Aquarius ♒ // The biggest night owl ever. You usually go to bed when the sun is starting to rise. You are always up playing video games. But for some reason you're still friendly when you're sleep deprived.
  • Pisces ♓ // You love sleep. You love naps. Your bed is your sanctuary. Saying you like your bed is an understatement. You LOVE your bed. You love to dream. It charges your imagination and boosts your creativity.