lol wtf are you even doing

  • (somewhere in a space rebel base idk)
  • Lance over the comms: Pidge come quick! We found your brother!!
  • Matt: ...... what the fuck's a pidge

anonymous asked:

Yurio aggressively involves himself in wedding planning lol. "Da fuck is that? Roses? DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO CALL YOU CLICHE." "Why would you put MANGO in your wedding cake? YUURI YOU'RE ALLERGIC WTF" " UH NO, the reception can't have green centerpieces , the colors will clash with the blue & purple scheme." "Don't seat the kids near the buffet table, they'll throw tantrums till they eat everything! Are you dumb or what??" "ISTG NIKIFOROV, WHO DID U EVEN HIRE TO PLAN YOUR WEDDING, A CLOWN??"

lmao i can totally see this happening

anonymous asked:

'#I'll never get over just how obvious his crush was... while also being something people were able to miss??#henrik just nailed it PERFECTLY' yeah i always think about because i totally get why people were skeptical and thought even was a fuckboy because he had a gf!! but also looking back he was SO into isak from the jump and it's so funny how obvious it truly was

I myself can’t really see people how people thought he fucking with Isak, because he was so clearly framed as the love interest, but I kind of like that they did? I like when people are working hard to read a story and have a lot of questions (when it pays off, lol). But I can DEF see how people were entirely taken in and thought he was cool and mysterious and “wtf is this guy’s deal!!” “wtf pt 2: he has a gf?????” alongside Isak.

It’s great that you can take just the first two episodes (I like to think about it before we even get to even’s room in mekke øl!) and nothing else and go “okay, whatever is going on with him… dude has a crush” though:

he’s legit not paying attention and scanning the room until he sees isak, wow…

he’s so nervous, how did I not notice how nervous he was??

do you know how hard I worked for us to have accidental eye contact

p l e a s e, he’s so happy a chance to talk to his crush fell into his lap like this

and then this shyest, crushiest little birdface!! he was so… obvious

I just love that it’s not that specific hints were dropped but rather if you watch Even closely, you can see it from his perspective the whole time. Henrik deserves a lot of credit imho for how well he walked that line and the directing/editing for showing you just enough but not too much. Production makes a huge difference, sometimes it’s down to the lighting and post processing! Do you remember how when Passe på meg aired with “I saw you the first day of school”, there was suddenly a deluge of people lightening the first meeting at kosegruppa and ‘discovering’ Even’s face then?? I laugh now at how perfectly D A R K those shots were:

And how much that worked to obscure his expression:

Everything about Even’s perspective in those early eps was so well done and it adds so much to the show that you can go back and see through his eyes once you know him better.

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

  • [text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
  • [text]: send me pictures
  • [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
  • [text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
  • [text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
  • [wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)
  • [wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore
  • [wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!
  • [wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
  • [text]: i love you so fucking much
  • [text]: i hate you
  • [drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 
  • [text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
  • [text]: i need you. now.
  • [text]: please respond. im so worried about you
  • [text]: last night was so GOOD
  • [text]: what are you wearing? ;)
  • [text]: is he bigger than me?
  • [text]: did you sleep with her ?!
  • [text]: you’re just a slut
  • [drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
  • [drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
  • [drunk text]: im iss youu
  • [text]: bed or floor? ;-)
  • [text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
  • [text]: i want you naked.
  • [text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
  • [text]: i want to show you how much i love you
  • [text]: do you hate me?
  • [text]: i’m so sorry
  • [text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
  • [text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
  • [text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
  • [text]: netflix and chill? 
  • [drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
  • [text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 
  • [text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
  • [text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

Hello, it’s #optomstudies here again with another Sunday Study Tip on catching up when you’ve fallen behind!


A masterful skill that not even the best studyblrs may have tackled. A lot of advice in the studyblr community regarding this seems a little airy-fairy (I almost question if they remember what they themselves went through), so hopefully my post will shine a different light on it (or so I hope anyway!)


1. Work out what’s essential and what isn’t. You’ve basically wasted time right to get to this point right? With limited time left, use an Eisenhower matrix of Important vs. Urgent to determine what you need to do left. 

  • Important and Urgent - any and all due assessment tasks
  • Important but Not Urgent - studying lectures for exams, compulsory readings
  • Not Important but Urgent - additional homework tasks that need to be handed in but aren’t worth much, like logbooks
  • Not Important and Not Urgent - additional readings (although it’d be great if you did this, sorry, you’re out of time)

Then cross out everything that you can afford to not do. Ironically, I find that when I use the Eisenhower matrix when I am not strapped for time, studying (in the Important but Not Urgent category) usually gets the short end of the stick. But when I’m already falling behind, all the additional readings and homework tasks get thrown out the window and I just work on studying instead. 


2. Do everything that will take you less than 10 minutes to complete. Get all those pesky emails out of the way, all the small team meeting notes, everything else you need to do for someone else. That will cross out a whole chunk of things from your list. You’ll be left with the meaty stuff like studying, completing assignments, etc. 


3. It’s a little damn late for you to regularly revise, so just binge everything. Honestly, this is the best way to get everything done. Don’t switch tasks or subjects. You don’t want to spend about 20 minutes just getting into the flow before switching subjects once the hour’s up. Plus, since you’re already panicking, turn that fear and panic into motivation for you to really focus for long chunks of time - just think about what you do the day before a final exam - because the threat of the exam is imminent, you basically study the whole day right? Trust me, if you’ve really screwed up your study schedule, you won’t have to worry about common procrastination (assuming you don’t want to fail). 

University is just one assignment done, moving onto the next before you even have time to breathe. It’s usually quite different to high school in that everything is quite closely packed together since it’s a 13 week semester. In high school I thought that 3 assessments in a week was the end of the world (lol pls kid). 

So just do whatever needs to be done first, and then if you finish before the day the assignment/exam is done, then great, you can study for the next assessment task. 

Still, I do recommend chucking your phone out the window just in case, since people usually all study last minute, meaning they’ll be asking you “hey do you know wtf Prof was talking about in lec 5?″


4. Break up your courses into hour-long chunks. Although we’re bingeing, it’s important that you make a list, even if it just says “Lecture 1, Lecture 2, Lecture 3″ so that you have a direction to go. Don’t allocate too much time for any one lecture, but at the same time, be realistic about how much you can cover in an hour. For example, if you’ve got 6 hours until an exam, you’re either going to study Lectures 1-3 really well, Lectures 1-6 so-so, and Lectures 1-10 superficially. 

So choose wisely based on what you know or don’t know. If there’s a topic you know quite poorly, consider if it’s worth the time to study and learn the concept, or just bank on the subject not showing up in your exam. I’m actually pretty poor at gambling what will be in the exam, so I always choose to just study everything at a basic level. 

A common pitfall I find in this area is skipping the basic stuff. You think you know it, but when you close your book and try writing it out on a blank piece of paper, you suddenly falter. This has happened to me repeatedly in an exam. I know all the really complex stuff like the back of my hand before I get into the examination room, and then I suddenly get a really simple question and I’m like wait, what was the answer again? I advise making lecture outlines that you just rote learn - this comes in useful for long response questions because you’ll often remember the small details, but will forget the next section, meaning you miss out on a massive chunk of information if you forget. 


5. Rinse and repeat. Usually after about 2 weeks(?) of catching up like this I finally see the light of day and I can return to my normal schedule. If need be, I usually cut back on sleep to about 6 hours vs. 7.5 hours, but never pull an all nighter. You cannot do this unless you have breathing room the next day (which you won’t because you screwed up in the first place). Unless it is the very last assessment task, there’s a massive risk of ruining your next exam. 


6. Try and never do that last minute ditch again. 

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. - George Santayana. 

Never again right? Remember that starting early and finishing early is the key to good grades. We’re all just young uni students at the end of the day though, so do remember to forgive yourself if you end up repeating the procrastination. I’ll be cheering you all on! 


MY WEEKLY STUDY TIPS

WHAT I WISH I’D KNOWN BEFORE UNIVERSITY STUDY TIPS SERIES

SEE ALSO

So alien perspectives on humans are always fun because you get space orcs or space gypsys or the occassional space kinksters (because no matter what it is, some enterprising human will eventually try to bang it) but I secretly love the idea that we’re going to be the Cryptkeepers or Nightmare Fuel Station Attendents of the universe (at best) because our lore is effing DARK, and the happy shit never travels across cultures like the horror does.

It’ll be funny at first.

Earth kids are THOSE kids and grow up to collectively raise THOSE kids: The Next Generation. We don’t retell crap like Frozen or Mulan or the Lion King or whatever. Common campfire stories are all about escaped serial killers with hook hands or co-eds getting axe-murdered while their roommate is sleep. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark or Goosebumps fare are readily told and embellished and shared again. Bloody Mary and Candy Man spread all over the Galactic Scouts of the Virgo Supercluster like wildfire. Human kids think nothing of it, but the youth of over twenty different alien races are completely traumatized.

And it starts from Day 1. Imagine it: some stressed human with a squalling newborn is stuck waiting in the spaceport lounge for a super-delayed flight to Alpha Centauri and EVERYONE is getting pissed and the parent is getting even more frantic and embarrassed because their language translator works just fine and Atarians haven’t exactly perfected whispering anyway so they KNOW they’re totally being judged right now (I knew humans were loud Grarblyx, but this is ridiculous!!!) and they eventually go “fuck it” and resort to nursery rhymes. Jesus. It’s nice enough at first and kinda sweet and the human parent actually has a good singing voice so no one really minds, but then the words start registering? Holy. Shit. The bystanders are going to be just, just SO lost. This scumbag fleshie stuck their baby in a tree and it fell out and that’s okay with you?? An elder went to bed and bumped his head and fucking died and you’re singing about it??? Plague carols, Hrothlax! The fleshie’s singing plague carols! No one knows what’s worse–the parent thinking this is acceptable, or that fact that its working and the baby is soothed by the horror rhymes. #DemonBaby and #HumanParentsAreTheWorst are trending on cosmic Twitter within the hour. #WTFHumanity –a top twenty mainstay– hits the number one spot yet again.

That triggers even more curiosity and OF COURSE nursery rhymes trigger the fairytale discussion, and Humans Are Trolls so screw Disney, its Brothers Grimm (& Co.) time. Cinderella? Chopped off toes, ensorcelled shoes, birds pecking out eyes. Little Red Riding Hood (or the Lon Po Po variant, which is Nightmare Fuel in its own right)??? Snow White???? (WHY ARE HUMANS TELLING THEIR KIDS STORIES ABOUT MURDERING KIDS? NO WONDER THEY’RE NUTS–THIS NONSENSE STARTS AT BIRTH!!) Sleeping Beauty??? (Bloodline curses and rape, wtf?????)

You know what Earth offers up to Galactic TV??? It’s not Star Wars or Star Trek or super hero movies, because all that is reality now. Rom Coms never do well off Earth. (Or on Earth, these days) because they don’t cross culutres well. But slasher films??? They never go away because we LOVE them, even if only to mock them. Time to revisit the classics. Michael Myers returns, the Scream franchise is rebooted. SO. MANY. AXE MURDERS.

Humanity, you’re so weird, lol.

But everyone better hope it stops there at the Cryptkeeper level, or THINGS GO WRONG.

Next level? The supernatural shit is POSSIBLE because aliens are real and there are species that see what we only barely detect, and some Effed. Up. Mess. goes down on Earth. All those horror stories based on some human with ESP drawing the wrong thing’s attention? All those written off feelings of paranoia or fear? That’s going to make for some fucked up reality checks for HUMANS because our sixth sense is notorious and then you have to wonder…ghosts? Poltergeists? Demonic or violent entities? All that was contained on Earth but now can cross the stars.

What happens when ideas that thrive off the collective unconscious goes galactic? What if there is a species that has evolved enough to engender psychic constructs?

They’d better be kept far away from shit like Freddy Kreuger, and ALL gods forbid the Slender Man mythos resurfaces. The Cthulu Mythos??? That’s introduced and immediately banned and now Earth isn’t quirky and dangerous-but-awesome, but SpaceHell.

Good job, humanity. Good job.

8

Would you trade this war to make it so? It is some kind of hell to be forced to choose one irreplaceable thing over another.

boyfriend! park woojin

y’all

I never knew the wanna one fandom was so desperate for park woojin writings LOL

hopefully you guys like it!!

  • at first it seemed like he was terrified of you bc he always tried to be as FAR away from you as possible but no he’s just an incredibly shy bean
  • after a few meetings ofc you two would become friends but honestly the bnw boys thought he was nEVER going to confess
  • donghyun wanted woojin to say it himself so that he and youngmin could have a proud parent moment but after like three months donghyun texted you and was like hey woojin loves you pls date him
  • afterwards donghyun went to woojin and put his hands on woojin’s shoulders and said “don’t freak out or scream but I told you-know-who that you like them and your date is tomorrow at six pm.”
  • woojin: collapses
  • he was sOOO nervous he spent the morning and afternoon wondering what to wear and how to act like “what drink should I order so I don’t seem too babyish? maybe they like babyish?” and he texted like nine of his friends for help but they all turned out to be either useless or useless
  • for example: hyeongseop told him to spark a conversation he should show you his dark past
  • woojin: blocked reported and deleted
  • he tries sO hard to make sure that you’re satisfied and freaks out when you seem the slightest bit inconvenienced like he caught you rubbing your arms and threw his jacket on you s o f a s t
  • it’s only six seconds after you smile and thank him that he erupts into a million shades of red and thinks he overdid it
  • whenever you call him by a pet name he gets embarrassed bc he’s not used to many displays of affection and half of him is like pls don’t do that and the other half is Y E S
  • he’s DEFINITELY not used to calling YOU pet names even though donghyun and hyeongseop tells him to every six hours
  • donghyun: COME ON JUST CALL THEM BABE ITS NOT THAT HARD
  • hyeongseop, after getting a new number: call them sexy lady like you did on that one stage LOL
  • he rly tried to call you babe at one point but he stuttered for a whole minute straight and so you just took pity and said it’s ok :’)))
  • he felt so bad man he was like I……promise to do it one day
  • you saw his photoshoot for innisfree and after screaming into ur pillow you were like “you’ve never made a single heart for me yet look at what you’re willing to do as an idol smH” and he felt so bad that he made a finger heart on the spot
  • and immediately fainted afterwards help him
  • is EXTREMELY protective of you it’s not an act of his to look cool or manly it’s just who he is
  • if someone ever so much as glances at you with weird eyes he scowls and holds you close
  • your heart goes doki doki every time and you almost want it to happen more often LOL
  • he refuses to let you walk home at a late hour no matter how much you insist on it 
  • you: woojin my place is literally across the street from here
  • woojin: but what if someone suddenly jumps out of a car and kidnaps you on the way????????
  • you: THATS LITERALLY NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN THERE AREN’T EVEN ANY CARS OUT HERE
  • he just really wants you to be safe because he would honestly never forgive himself if something happens to you :^(
  • also the bnw boys tease him about you like every other minute donghyun always wants the latest update LOL
  • donghyun: what stage are you guys on have you kissed yet
  • youngmin: did you guys……even hold hands yet
  • daehwi: lol hyung did you really get salty when hyeongseop saw a pic of them said they were cute LOL
  • they tease woojin during practice too bc it’s just hilarious to them and the instructor caught them fooling off and was like >:(( wtf are you guys doing why would you ask him if they kissed yet and before they could apologize  the instructor put a hand on woojin’s shoulder and said “listen if you two ever get in the mood and need protecti—”
  • donghyun: THROW HIM OUT THROW HIM OUT THROW HIM OUT THROW HIM OUT THROW HIM OUT
  • you always thought that woojin was just a shy shark tooth boy but when you saw him dance on stage he was just. like. a freaking hAMMERHEAD
  • you: your existence is a lie
  • woojin: ?????
  • woojin’s kisses are strangely….slow and intense because he finds it…….hard to break away as embarrassing as that sounds
  • you always feel so HOT after and you want to shove yourself into the refrigerator 
  • woojin himself wants to launch himself into the antarctic pls help him

Originally posted by ong-seungwoo

That awkward moment when you draw something to celebrate 100+ followers, get impatient and decide to post it before you hit 100, then take so long to finish it you end up hitting 100 before you can post it anyway.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Whoops.

Anyways, holy crap, this blog hit 100+ followers! Hooray! :D Where did you all come from? Why are you here?? How the hell did you all manage to fit in my house??? There’s not even enough room for that many people in here wtf.

Someone’s gotta do it

lol the notes on my post about kstew being bi were a mess and im just sick of this discourse. if you cant see why calling yourself gay is inappropriate when ur bi no matter what the context i guess we just have to agree to disagree but its funny how gay ppl are often accused of biphobia for not wanting our words appropriated and shit but we cant call yall out on ur homophobic bullshit like whatever

like the fact that every word to describe “exclusively attracted to the same sex” has been hijacked by bis no matter what like we could start referring to ourselves as homosexuals again and they would still do it
also i dont think u can compare lesbians calling themselves gay to bi ppl doing it.. gay does apply to both men and women homos now and has for a long time… it will NEVER mean bi

So I have this sixty two year old coworker named Lucille, who’s a total sweetheart and super edgy (she even uses emojis correctly guys!). Well today the topic of Seb came up during our break and she wanted to see a pic of him. So I’m like “lol k.” I show her a random pic of him and she turns to me and says:

“He’s into some kinky shit.”

And I’m like How-Do-You-Know-That.mp3 like wtf Lucille you legit have no idea who he is.

“Look at his eyes! His body language. The way he carries himself. He plays the sweetheart card but he’s an animal in bed. I’ve seen that before many times.”

So there ya have it y'all. According to Lucille, Seb is riding the kink train to Daddyville™.

Dear reposters (warning terrible language)

Hello my beautiful followers this is not addressed to those of you who aren’t permissionless reposters

My “do not repost” text that I write directly under my signature is not a fucking decoration????
And honestly even if I or other artists didnt write it you shouldnt just think it’s ok to take someones hard work just to earn yourself some attention.
Just check the artist’s profile or even description first to see if they allow reposts?? And if it doesnt say anything on the topic then ASK…???? I don’t feel like i should even have to teach you to be a decent person… you should know this???? Stealing…is bad?? is that so hard to understand…

Also don’t continuously insist that I let you keep your stolen artwork up just because you want to keep your “likes” lol. Like wtf does that have to do with me?? Do you think artists work so hard and make so many mistakes and pick ourselves up so many times for your irrelevant lil ass to steal it for “likes”?????? Gtfoooooo im so mad….

Insert that spongebob meme “I have respected you crediting and i want to continue doing it but respecting fans here too” - person who stole my artwork with a clear “DO NOT REPOST” on it. Who insists i let them keep it up for the “likes” from their fans…. excuse me what the actual fuck.

Do. Not. Repost. I could give less of a shit about ur fans who like reposter accounts anyway lol… we dont draw for your sleazy ass we draw for ourselves and for our followers…not u lol … how is this hard to understand.

long distance relationship // johnny

Originally posted by jeongyunos

a/n: come on he’s literally so boyfriend i’m screaming

  • chicago bOI
  • you and johnny were really good friends back in chicago before he left for korea
  • and you always kept in touch with him
  • as technology evolved and emailing people for leisure became ancient traditions you and him start texting 24/7, and video calling from time to time if it was possible
  • you guys always have something to talk about it never gets boring between you two
  • college starts for you and johnny becomes your main source of comfort for when you have a bad day or get non-satisfactory grades
  • and then you guys start dating because you both really liked each other obVS and were willing to work with the distance
  • at first there would always be time zone issues so you guys sticked to texting as usual
  • johnny always texts you good morning and good night texts, he’d probably just memorized how to calculate your time from his so it became easier for him
  • like he literally cannot go to sleep without texting you ily goodnight <333 all the time
  • and sometimes he’ll send ugly videos of himself to cheer you up he trusts you thAT MUCh
  • also his signature parrot impression
  • basically your number one supporter when everything else in life seems to be falling apart
  • even tried sending gifts to you once but he screwed up your address and sent it to someone in nebraska
  • lots of video calls with just!! him!! staring at you!! 
  • “y/n ur so pretty how did i get to make you mine”
  • “more like have you looked at yourself johnny!!!!???”
  • but he’d get sappy as well
  • how much he wishes he could hold you in his arms for one day
  • and spoil you with never ending piles of gifts
  • it honestly made you :((((((
  • little does johnny know that you’ve been saving up money to go to korea and visit him during one of your month long semester breaks
  • he always offers to bring you there and pay for your expenses and whatnot, but you didn’t want to burden him
  • so you did exactly that, a surprise trip to korea that you didn’t mention to johnny until you landed at the airport
  • of course he freaked out and was so ready to go himself to pick you up, but bc of scandal risks he sent someone to get you instead
  • oh my god the first time you guys meet each other, it’s so awkward but it’s also not awkward as well
  • you’re both extremely elated but also nervous because your expectations of him surpassed
  • well first of all he’s literally too tall, from the last time you saw him and now, honestly it was a wow what a freaking skyscraper
  • johnny is also extra extra smiley (you’re literally melting)
  • he comes up to you and hugs you so hard you’re squished but at this point you don’t mind
  • like hELLO YOU FINALLY MET THE GUY YOU’RE SO HEAD OVER HEELS FOR
  • it’s literally just a whole bunch of hugging and when he kisses you for the first time he can’t stop kissing you either
  • he’s literally willing to give his liver away to keep you in his arms forever
  • omg im ;’(
  • you also get to meet the other members
  • “y/n do you know how much he mentioned you in 2 hours? and if you didn’t respond back almost immediately? that’s 2 hours of ranting in 35 minutes”
  • “thank you for coming here he literally never stops cuddling me and johnny i love you but i’m tired of the affection” ten probably
  • okay but forreal johnny always takes you on dates and gets you so many extravagant gifts
  • like he can’t stop spoiling you
  • and when he had free days you guys just stay in his bed and cuddle all day
  • even when you have to pee he lets you go after a whole bunch of trying to get him off of you
  • a lot of selfies!!!! so you can still have the memories with you when you go back
  • your month long vacation was almost over :/
  • he helps you while you pack your bags but he’s literally so sAD
  • “johnny what if i burn my ticket!! i can stay with you forever”
  • “babe that’s very charming of you but you have to graduate and be successful in life”
  • “but johnny :(((((“
  • you’re both just really sad wtf im sad just typing this
  • he stops your packing and sits down on the bed, bringing you to sit on his lap and your hands go around his neck
  • “i didn’t get to say i love you in person. so, i love you a lot and i really hope we can see each again really soon”
  • i cringed so bAd
  • “wtf you’re so cute i love you more????!!!! thanks for dating me and dealing with my rants about how much i want to burn my textbooks”
  • and then he kisses you buT TEN WALKS IN LMFAO
  • “i should be gagging now but i know johnny’s gonna be so dead when you leave. have you tried burning the ticket?”
  • but yeah
  • johnny loves you a lot and you do too
  • sometimes he comes back to chicago as well whenever he can
  • he still sends gifts (to the right address tHIS TIME LOL) even though you tell him to save his money but he’s so persistent on showering you with love in any way possible
  • overall johnny would put his utmost effort into making this long distance relationship seem not so distant and yeah ur both happy with each other :’)