- (somewhere in a space rebel base idk)
- Lance over the comms: Pidge come quick! We found your brother!!
- Matt: ...... what the fuck's a pidge
Yurio aggressively involves himself in wedding planning lol. "Da fuck is that? Roses? DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO CALL YOU CLICHE." "Why would you put MANGO in your wedding cake? YUURI YOU'RE ALLERGIC WTF" " UH NO, the reception can't have green centerpieces , the colors will clash with the blue & purple scheme." "Don't seat the kids near the buffet table, they'll throw tantrums till they eat everything! Are you dumb or what??" "ISTG NIKIFOROV, WHO DID U EVEN HIRE TO PLAN YOUR WEDDING, A CLOWN??"