Zodiac according to things my friends said.
Pisces: I’ll honestly be honest.
Aries: His PRNDL is stuck in reverse!
Taurus: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I need a brownie!
Gemini: I’m completely okay with my sexuality, Miss non-gay man lover. …Oh no! My fairies!
Cancer: Am I going to bed? No I’m going to floor!
Leo: Guys, my eyes are numb!
Virgo: Why am I on Tumblr on my laptop and my cell phone?
Libra: Oh yeah, that had alcohol in it.
Scorpio: Why do I keep having gay music video thoughts!?
Sagittarius: I’m not a hermaphrodite if it comes off, right?
Capricorn: I’m not a ho.
Aquarius: Do you know how many people I sold for cigarettes?