lol why do i say these things

Zodiac according to things my friends said.

Pisces: I’ll honestly be honest.

Aries: His PRNDL is stuck in reverse!

Taurus: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I need a brownie!

Gemini: I’m completely okay with my sexuality, Miss non-gay man lover. …Oh no! My fairies!

Cancer: Am I going to bed? No I’m going to floor!

Leo: Guys, my eyes are numb!

Virgo: Why am I on Tumblr on my laptop and my cell phone?

Libra: Oh yeah, that had alcohol in it.

Scorpio: Why do I keep having gay music video thoughts!?

Sagittarius: I’m not a hermaphrodite if it comes off, right?

Capricorn: I’m not a ho.

Aquarius: Do you know how many people I sold for cigarettes?

ADHD isn’t really like being in constant hyper drive and gotta go FAST™ its more like i have no filters and I say and do things that I instantly regret but also a lot of…. what was I talking about again oh…um I like the word “jolappy” and it will not get it out of my head…jolappy jolappy jolappy…it sounds like lapis ship name lol…why do we abbreviate shipping names its weird

Kpop Parents Connections #The3rdMeeting #TheDadsAreInCharge

( @lxnchiii gave me this idea for this post a while ago and I’m finally doing it now. Sorry for the lateness I’ve just had no time to write.)

Jaebum: Welcome Dads and Maknaes! As you can see we decided to do this meeting a little differently. Change things up, and really connect as famil—

Rap Monster: Did Jinyoung make you sleep on the couch again?

Jaebum: Lol *starts shuffling notes* why would you say that?

Yugyeom: Because he did.

Top: Been down that road bro. You gotta show him who’s in charge. A good marriage is about give and take. Trust and loyalty. Love an–

Jaebum: Um didn’t the story just break about GD’s secret girlfriend?

MJ: *snickers*


Sungyyu: Woah! no reason to get upset with the kid. It’s pretty funny, you have to admit.

Top: *calms down* Yeah i guess you’re right bro

Jaebum: I’m happy you were able to settle tha–

Top: Shut up

Jaebum: Yes sir

Changkyun: Okay sorry, I don’t want to be rude but Kihyun told me I couldn’t go home unless Monsta X was appreciated fully at this meeting.

Tao: Lol why?

Jungkook: You guys can’t even get appreciation on the charts.

Sungjong: *chokes*

Leo: I’m going to go make some coffee.

Jaebum: Tao?!! Why are you here??? Why are there so many Exo members?

Kris: Well everyone knows Yixing kind of stepped up as a father figure once I left-

Yixing: *nods*

Kris: So Suho decided it may be good if the “ex” and the “next” teamed up to support our dysfunctional families.

Seungcheol: Question though. Why are Tao and Sehun both here? Shouldn’t there be only one Maknae?

Yixing: Well see Exo is made up of M and K and toget–

Sehun: Shut up dad, they don’t care.


Sanha: I don’t feel comfortable being here.

Yugyeom: *whispers to Hyuk*  pretty sure my dad would kill me if I ever said that.

Hyuk: Mine already did.

Jaebum: Let’s get back on track. Vixx just had an impressive comeback. Way to go guys! ….Wait…Where did Leo go that fast?

Zelo: Pretty sure he went out the back door when he said he was going to go get coffee.

Hyuk: Not again.

Kris: Lol I’m usually the absentee father. But that’s the past, I’m fully committed to being in my kid’s liv-

Seungri: Yo Yifan! I got the score on 3 models with daddy issues in a hotel room in 5 minutes! First 3 rounds of soju are on me! You down?

Kris: *stands up* I never liked Exo anyway *leaves with Seungri*


Dino: *to Seungcheol* Just in case I never said it. You’re a great dad.

Sungjong: *to Sunggyu* Same

Changkyun: *to Shownu* agreed

JungKook: *looks at Namjoon*

Namjoon: *smiles back*

Jungkook: Nahh *pulls out phone and starts texting*

Yongguk: Yo Yugyeom! Did Jinyoung make any cookies for the meeting this week?

Yugyeom: Oh yeah I almost forgot! *pulls out small container and passes it to Yongguk* Jinyoung said he made them especially for dads meeting!

Yongguk: *takes a bite*

Yongguk: These taste like ass

Yugyeom: Ohhh wait!! Those were the ones I was suppose to only give JB! My bad bro.

Zelo: Wouldn’t be the first questionable thing he’s put in his mouth.

MJ: *covers Sanha’s ears*

Sehun: Is this almost over? BamBam just sent me a message about an Fboi meeting down the hall.

Yongguk: *pulls out phone* I got the text too!

Yixing: Same *high fives him*

Namjoon: *checks phone* I did to- Wait it’s just a por–

Jaebum: NOOO the meeting is not almost over! Bap came back and we haven’t even acknowledged them yet!

Top: Let’s be honest nobody is saying anything because Zelo has roadkill attached to the back of his head and Yongguk is–

Yongguk: I’m going to go make coffee

Yongguk: *leaves*

Yugyeom: *to Zelo* You think he’s coming back?

Zelo: Nah fam he’s gone, and he was my ride.

Hyuk: Don’t worry bro, i got bus fare.

Dino: You act like you get left a lot

Hyuk: 3 times a week

Tao: I feel your pain


Tao: Honestly I didn’t have anything to do and I wanted a cookie before i left.

Seungcheol: But they’re ass flavored.

Yixing: He doesn’t mind.

Sungjong: Why are you all so gross? I feel like I have to be a fake person to even fit in here.

Changkyun: *mutters* Says the person who makes all the plastic detectors go off in the airports.


Shownu: Ouch

Jaebum: Hey Shownu! You’ve been so quiet. Is there anything you want to say?

Shownu: no

Sunggyu: We are literally the nicest people here, why in the world are we getting dragged?

Top: Calm down gramps, you’re like 5 years late to the insult, they already moved on.

Sunggyu: *cups ear* A gas station in Tuscon???!!

Jungkook: You remind me of someone old I once knew….

MJ: So we’ll be leaving….this was…something

Sanha: Daddy what does Fboi mean?


MJ: SEEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME!! *drags Sanha out*

Namjoon: We’ll be leaving too. I heard that Jin may be cheating on me with some statuesque type guy an-

JungKook: And i just thought we were too good to be here *leaves*

Dino: We need to leave too, we have a comeback to practice for *leaves with Seungcheol*

Seungcheol: *stops in doorway*

Seungcheol: But we did enjoy “Checking I-

Top: *Slams door in Seungcheol’s face* Oops…it slipped….. I’m rolling too, don’t invite me to anymore of these. *opens door and pushes past Seungcheol*

Seungcheol: I think my nose is broken

Changkyun: We’re bouncing out, Starship is getting sick of our losses and said we can’t stay out late as punishment

Zelo: But it’s only 2pm


Shownu: *whispers* not again *leaves too*

Jaebum: You know, sometimes i wish i could go back in time and save him.

Sunggyu: Well we’re out! I’ll be here next time with Woohyun he really wanted to come! *leaves*

Sungjong: I’ll be busy the next meeting

Jaebum: But it’s not even scheduled ye-

Sungjong: *slams door behind him*

Hyuk: Yo Zelo, you ready to go?

Zelo: Yeah dude, but I mean I was ready after the first 5 minutes *both leave laughing*

Jaebum: *mutters* Being around these idols is starting to make me sick.

Yugyeom: Nah it’s just the coffee. Jinyoung had me slip something in that too.

Sehun: Come on Yixing, I want to go home. This was boring and no one complimented my “boyfriend look” today. *leaves with a humph*

Yixing: Thanks for having us, It’s nice to be recognized for something more than being Chinese *follows Sehun*

Jaebum: Whew finally this meeting is over!

Tao: *clears throat*


Tao: So about the cookies…

Jaebum: Why don’t you do something you’re actually good at and just leave!


Yugyeom: Damnnnn

Tao: You cut me deep bro…you cut me real deep *adjusts prada leather coat with panda fur and leaves*

Yugyeom: Yeah so I’m going home too Jinyoung made dinner and I don’t want my plate to get cold.

Jaebum: Yugyeom

Yugyeom: Yes?

Jaebum: Can you ask him if I can come home now?


Yugyeom: Probably not *leaves*

Jaebum: I quit.

Seungcheol: *from hallway* MY NOSE WON’T STOP BLEEDING!!

Jaebum: *leaves*



However, I’m afraid I might be too lazy to see this massive thing through so it’ll likely remain a concept :/  this is the reason why I upload it now cause I still wanna share my idea behind this (n maybe smn else wants to pic this up for a short fic or smth??? *one can dream* lol)

I thought about the bros during the 10 years of darkness n what they do there (n believe me, I’ve a hundred more things to say about this topic lol).  however, this concept of a “day/night” thing came into my head.

they all would continue to hunt demons by “day”/awake time, but the “night” is a very different thing. e.g. Gladio will def be at Iris’ side whenever he can n protect the “demon slayer Iris”. but at night I see him training his body to exhaustion cause he can’t sleep otherwise. he feels like he was too weak. he couldn’t protect noct. he couldn’t stop ardyn. he couldn’t even stop fucking ravus! so he has this obession with getting stronger n training whenever he’s not fighting n he’s just generally in a dooming loop.

Prompto helps out at Hammerhead n I think he’ll keep up his facade quite well during “day” times since he’s so used to it already. however, during nights I see him laying there with his camera more often than not. n he’ll go through all the pics he shot during their journey over n over n over again n he misses his friends so much. he misses noct so damn much. n he doesn’t quite know how to go on without them. without noct. n it just hurts.

n ignis, boy, I am always so deeply impressed with his story. that he keeps hunting is just WHOA for me. he’s the hero eos deserves. but the thing is, for the longest time he’ll struggle so hard with his blindness but he doesn’t want anyone to know. like, he manages hunts surprisingly well n that’s such a relief to him. but other, more day to day, things are so much harder now. he can’t even read his recipe notes anymore! so he sits there in the evenings, trying to cook and bake n failing so hard for the longest time. n it’s so damn frustrating. (but at least here we know it’ll end well since they talk about his food again n I was soooo happy to hear Iggy managed to follow his passion again ;v;)



Viktor knows Yuuri gets flustered when he says harsh things with a smile, and even more when he gets flirty in public. (Much to the dismay of the workers who get caught up in their lovey-dovey moments.😆)

anonymous asked:

Its funny that people think we shouldn't be violent against a group that revolves around violence..... lol..... the saying "treat people the way you want to be treated" really applies. And if you believe in karma, thats a thing too.

If I’m nice to them? They’ll still want me dead for being Jewish.

If I fight back? They’ll still want me dead for being Jewish.

Why not do the one that involves punching Nazis?

Les Amis & Co. as Doctor Who quotes

Because WHY NOT?

  • Enjolras:  "You don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen, you make a stand! You say no! You have the guts to do what’s right, even when everyone else just runs away!“                                                                           
  • Combeferre: "You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world! Arm yourselves.”                                                                              
  • Courfeyrac: "900 years of time and space and I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important.”                                                                                             
  • Jehan: “We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?”                        
  • Joly: “Your chances of survival are about one in a thousand. So here’s what you do. You forget the thousand, and you concentrate on the one.”               
  • Bossuet: “Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!”                                         
  • Bahorel: “Demons run when a good man goes to war.”                                           
  • Feuilly: “And do you know what you do with all that pain? Shall I tell you where you put it? You hold it tight, ‘til it burns your hands. And you say this: no one else will ever have to live like this. No one else will ever have to feel this pain. Not on my watch.”                                                                        
  • Grantaire: “It’s like loving the stars themselves. You don’t expect a sunset to admire you back.”                                                                                        
  • Marius: “I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes, the dreamer of improbable deams.”                                                            
  • Cosette: “The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”                                                                                                          
  • Eponine: “The darkest day, the blackest hour. Chin up, shoulders back. Let’s see what we’re made of, you and I.”                                                                 
  • Musichetta: “Don’t give up. Not ever. Not for one single day. Be safe, if you can be. But always be amazing.                                                                 
  • Montparnasse: "Robbin’ a bank. Robbin’ a whole bank. Beat that for a date.”                                                                                                              
  • Gavroche:  “So who’s in charge now? I need to know who to ignore.”
Hmmm I wonder if we should pay more attention to the previous series Voltron DOTU???

I haven’t watch DOTU but I have read a bit on wiki about Lotor the prince ofthe Galra empire and how he is half Galra half Altain. From what princess Allura has told us Altains can alter their appearance to look like another species.

With season 2 coming about and how the VLD (Voltron legendary defenders) is its own thing it still keeps the core of what Voltron is ( well thats what i think but I think DOTU fans would have a better perspective and say than I do lol). 

I personally think that they might ( key word might) combine Keith and Lotor’s character, it would make sense why Keith is an orphan and how he could have fit among humans. This would be due to his Altain Dna matching up to what a human would be like, and with living on earth for so long he wouldn’t really know how to be another species other than human. Plus add to the episode where his hand gets burned and the episode where he loses his anger at  Haggar and we hear the comment “you fight like a Galra soldier” (it was something along these lines.)

So all in all my theory is that Keith is combined with the character  Prince Lotor and might be the son of Haggar and he is both Altain and Galra. 

Though this is just a theory but I personally think us Voltron LD fans should watch DOTU or at least read more about it, there are sectrets in the old show that will either be twisted and made new, old and true or not true at all and wont appear.

anyways hope you like my theory! reblogg and add on to it or if you have any input on this or any other VLD theories.

why do aphobes always take old ‘no frick frack’ 'cake is better than sex’ etc. things to go “LMAO LOOK HOW CRINGY ACES ARE!!! THIS IS SO STUPID LOL”

like A: those are ANCIENT and literally no one makes/says things like that anymore. you wouldn’t take an old meme that’s aged terribly and then mock everyone who ever liked it at all

and B: even if people still do that, it’s completely harmless. it may be 'bad’ but it hurts absolutely no one, likewise using it as evidence that we’re all Totally Lame is pretty much like making fun of kids’ old art on dA (but it’s no surprise most aphobes participate in cringe culture anyway)

y'all are desperate


WIFEYYYYY yes you are my number one ofc (i better be yours i swear i will punch you if im not) !! but brian and jaebum be my #0 HAHAH :P omg okay so im gonna be cheesy bc i hate you ksldsa thank you so much for always being there for me to scream whenever brian acts like a butt (which is most of the time lol) i love how our urls and icons are practically matching although i had to point it out to you u butt i love your obsession w brian’s hands bc i know im not a weirdo when i remember your fetish :-) but in all honesty im rlly grateful for you S/O TO OUR BOI BRI FOR BRINGING US TOGETHER YO i want to write more cute things but i’d probably be disgusted so,,,,,, stay gross :”))))

send me a number and i’ll write you smth!! 


I don’t know what I must saying but first, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE !!! may fortune and good things bless us this year…
I really want to say thank you for everyone who still read my shit like translation, I just wanna remembering everyone that I doing this just for fun and increased my word then just wasting my time  lol

This time I really didn’t know what I must saying so like always japanese isn’t my first language (believe me I still didn’t know read kanji that’s why I can take this project cause they insert kanahira on side line) and my english is like shit. Enjoy it !!

Keep reading

NCT As Things Done/Said By Me & My Friends

Taeil: “Honestly who raised you all?! And don’t you dare say me!”

Johnny: “Hello children of the corn!”

Taeyong: “I don’t get paid enough to be here!”

Hansol: “What do you mean I can’t wear this outfit again?! Anime characters do it why can’t I?!

Ten: *Sits in empty trash can* "To the dumpster!”

Doyoung: *Constantly singing/talking about being unappreciated*

Yuta: “I’ll smack you so hard you’ll wake up back in the womb!”

Kun: *talking about everyone else* “What sanity?”

Jaehyun: *Screaming about being hungry while eating everything in the kitchen*

WinWin: “Don’t speak to me in a language I don’t know!”

Mark: *Constantly confused about everything but somehow gets A’s in school*

Donghyuck: *Roasting everyone for no reason*

Renjun: “Quit asking me questions all the time I’m not google!”

Jeno: *quietly regretting life choices*

Jaemin: *Starts shit then says the other person did it*

Chenle: “Accept the fact that I’m the cutest living being in the universe! ”

Jisung: “Stop calling me a child! I have no bed time!”

Okay, so I wonder if other people thought this too or if my brain just went off the rails a bit here.

It starts here, really, when Jason says to Bernie: “I also thought she loved you but obviously she doesn’t. I don’t understand relationships. Do you?”

And then this moment, when Jason says: “One thing I don’t understand, why did you get dressed up and put on lots and lots of make-up?”

And finally, when Jason locks them in the office and says: “Look what we found. I understand now, Auntie Serena. I TOTALLY understand.”

I just can’t help but wonder whether he saw the wrapped bottle and thought: “Aha! That’s what Auntie Serena did too! She didn’t buy a present, she wrapped herself as a present for Bernie. She didn’t forget about Bernie, she does love her.”

That’s probably not what was intended, right? I’m sorry if it’s just my weird brain but the thought tickled me.

INTP, You are Google
  • ENFP: Hey, INTP, I bought these snacks from the Asian mart. Do you know what they are?
  • INTP: *looking from across the room* They look like Satsuma-imo fries. There isn't an English label on the back?
  • ENFP: *flips over the package* What's "satsuma-imo"?
  • INTP: It's a type of Japanese sweet potato.
  • ESTJ: Why do they call it "satsuma-imo"?
  • INTP: "imo" means potato. Satsuma is probably the region it came from, but don't quote me. I'm not al that sure about the Satsuma part...
  • INFP: You know INTP is like google...She knows all sorts of things...
  • ESFJ: She will also make up stuff if you're not careful...
  • *INTP is fidgeting with something else and not really listening*
  • ENFP: Hey, they are Satsuma-imo fries! It says here in English lol
  • ESTJ: *skeptical* Well, INTP, do you know what part of Japan Satsuma is?
  • *INTP looks up*
  • INTP: Ummm...I feel like I've read this information somewhere...and I'm not 100% sure but I think Satsuma is the name of an area of feudal Japan or's modern day name is something else.
  • ENFP: Do you know where exactly, INTP? *starts looking it up on his phone with ESTJ*
  • INTP: I feel like it's somewhere in Kyushu, but who knows. You have your phone out. Why don't you tell me?
  • ENFP: She's right...
  • ESTJ: What?! You're kidding?! Geez, you are like Google.
  • INFP: Told you...
  • ESTJ: I'm just going to call INTP Google.

anonymous asked:

rules agianst mating outside ones clan must make avoiding incest DAMN hard for the Erins. why they do that to themselves lol

YEA i know but tbh they could have done some cool things to explain it??

like maybe nursery raiding is commonplace and clans will steal kits from each other, esp if cats in WC had normal litters of like 6-8. like would a leader put their whole clan at risk just to steal back one kit? 

or maybe its commonplace for queens to seek rogues/loners and to disappear from camp for a few days and no one says anything when they come back, or maybe its common for passing cats to stay w a clan for a little while and then move on

or perhaps in times of struggle and war its common for clans to seek a “marriage” alliance and have a queen move to a new clan and raise her kits there (perhaps she goes back to her birth clan after they are weaned or smthn), esp for like high ranking cats (child of a leader/deputy)

idk feel free to reblog & add on some more HCs

Tea shop/bar AUs

I just realized something. I don’t like coffee, I don’t drink it often enough, that means I’ll never have my own coffee shop au, EVER.

Why can’t there be like a… tea bar au.

-Person A owns a tea bar and is sick of people waking in asking “do you have coffee?”, or “can you give me a double cappuccino?”. Enter person B who walks in asking for coffee only to have person A snapping and saying they don’t sell coffee, only to realize the person they just yelled at is very hot.

-A tea bar that lets customers draw on the windows, so person A always arrives, orders to go and draws a bit, but every time they come back someone finished their drawing and they never run onto the person until one day person A gets too into drawing and person B is just there waiting for them to finish.

-Person A loves to spend their afternoon in their favorite tea bar and at certain hour, a dog always walks in and sits by, person A pets them for a while before the dog leaves. It goes on for a couple of weeks and one day person A is sitting, petting the dog when person B enters running and out of breath, yelling “there you are, little devil!” Pointing to the dog who uses person A as a human shield.

-Person A owns a tea bar and sees person B walk in, big bags under their eyes, pale and looking sleep deprived. Person B stands in front of the counter and looks at person A dead in the eye and says “I want something that can wake up the dead”.

-Person A and B own a tea bar and they always have customers walking in and saying “give me something for the headache” or “I can’t sleep, wang can you give me?” Or “what do you recommend for muscular pain or cramps?”. And person A sighs “ma'am/sir, for the nth time, this is not a pharmacy”, to which person B yells from the kitchen “don’t listen to them, we have just the thing!”.

Feel free to add more!

tampa bay con

i’ve now seen the full video

i am overwhelmed

so! more favourite moments:

  • ‘you know, i’m not flying around the world to do Duck Patrol conventions, so.’
  • billie doing a sexy ‘yeahhh’ when david mentioned the tux. same, bill. same.
  • billie saying ‘but then i am a grown up’ - i don’t know why but i found that so funny and endearing lol. ‘grown up.’ adorable.
  • when that woman said about watching fans’ reactions as they walked away from meeting them <3 <3 and dave getting totally emotional about it
  • tennant campaigning for the doctor and rose in star wars…and when the moderator dude is like, ‘yeah ok but come on what characters would you really play,’ and david’s just… ‘why can’t we just be the doctor and rose?????’ 
  • them gushing about each other and then bill being like ‘is that really gross’ lol yes, you two are sickening 
  • still can’t get over how david talked about his hair when asked what he would change bahaha
  • david defending tentoo like a boss
  • also i missed it last night but after ‘depends how good of a copy he was i s’pose’ he even says ‘maybe some aspects were improved’ lol yes tennant we know tentoo has better moves in the bedroom, you’ve told us seven thousand times (keep telling us pls)
  • like he legit looks heartbroken when she says tentoo is less of a man and he basically fakes laughter when she says their relationship’s a sham gOD lmao i love this man
  • david forgetting that the tardis coral thing was a deleted scene
  • in the end billie wanting the deeply domestic adventures after all??? lol she’s flighty af :D
  • billie breaking his heart again when she chooses DC ‘just. to screw. you’  amazing
  • david sitting up so straight when the question of billie’s fave doctor comes up lmao

least fave moment (disclaimer: the following is said with affection!!):

  • david talking about his love for peanut butter, what even are you
  • david promoting his soya milk agenda. again, what are you
  • most of my disagreements with tennant are food/drink-related tbh
  • like the ‘cereal is the best food ever’ shit he spouted last time
  • why do you have such bad taste dave
  • although tbf the ‘it gives me a reaction!!’ thing re: milk sounded personal lol so….ok i guess i can let you off on the soya preference if it’s your only option
  • also what kind of reaction does regular milk give you anyway o.O
  • :D


        So, this was a Pewdiepie picture I drew back in April of 2013 and I kind of wanted to do a little redraw to see how much I have changed within the span of three years, and holy hot damn. 

Things I’ve noted:

  • Pretty sure I didn’t use references when I was younger so REFERENCE FOR ANY ARTIST IS IMPORTANT! It’s always great to have SOME kind of reference to you. I cannot tell you how long I stared at Pewd’s hair trying to get it right while looking at the other one and saying “Why the fuck does it look like this? This doesn’t look like Pewd’s hair in the slightest.”
  • Even if something is white don’t be afraid to make it an off white of some kind. It really helps with shading, lighting, and all that fun stuff. One thing my professors have always taught us is not everything is pure white or black. There will always be some tinge of color somewhere. 
  • Don’t give up. As you can tell between three years I’ve changed A HELL OF A LOT and to all artist out there who don’t think their good, get up and try again! Try harder and harder til you find that style that is right for you! All artist paint, color, draw, and do steps in different ways so don’t be discouraged if it doesn’t look like Picasso or something. It’s your work, and you put your heart and soul into it and that is what makes it special. If you keep trying and listen to those who critic you properly, you’ll make great things! I know it!

        There is possibly some other things I’m missing, but hell. I’m so happy with how much I have progressed.