lol what did i just make

whatcha-gonna-do-about-it-huh  asked:

Lols, smut 92 with Gibbs

92. “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” 

“Jethro, you did it again.”

The Marine lowered his book just enough for his eyes to peer over the top of it. You were standing in the archway with crossed arms, and Gibbs was tempted to ignore you. But that would make the problem worse, so he lowered the book the rest of the way. “What I do this time?” Jethro asked in a flat tone.

Standing to the side, you pointed to the kitchen. “When you’re done with a dish, you rinse it off so it doesn’t get stuck. Geez, it’s like living with a teenager.” Your eyes rolled at the comment before returning the glare back to Gibbs. “Go and rinse it off.”

Jethro blinked, unable to keep the smirk from appearing on his lips. “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” The Marine commented.

Though, in hindsight, it wasn’t the best choice of words to reply with. “You’ll never know that feeling for a long time, if you can’t do what you’re supposed to.”

Drabbles are closed

anonymous asked:

Request: reddie but eddie is asexual not aromantic so he still dates richie but he doesnt want to have sex with him. Anything involving that lol

// mentions of underage sex / I don’t support Richie wanting to do shit but I wrote as kids my age do. //

Richie makes a lot of innuendos and sex jokes. It’s just something he does, no matter what. No one’s ever thought much of it, not Eddie, and certainly not him. Especially since whenever the awkward boner does happen, he laughs and waits for it to go away.

He’s never made a move on Eddie. Whether it’s because he wants to take things slowly, or he just knows that it won’t be something Eddie’s much interested in it, Richie just hasn’t suggested anything. Yet.

On Eddie’s sixteenth birthday, he sneaks into Eddie’s window that night as he so often does. In his backpack, he has some gifts- flowers, a teddy bear, a mixtape of songs that make him think of Eddie- and a box of stolen condoms. 

For an hour or so, they listen to the music and kiss and cuddle and joke about stupid shit, much in the way they always do. Then Richie sits up and looks down at his hands.

“Hey Eds?”

“Don’t call me that. What?”

Richie almost says nevermind, he’s never done anything either. “I was wondering if you wanted to try having sex? We could take it really slow and I just-”

“I don’t- I don’t really wanna, Rich.”

“Not ready?”

“Don’t think I’ll ever be.”

Eddie half-expects Richie to leave, or look upset, or something. Instead, RIchie just nods and reaches for Eddie’s hands. “If you ever are, cool. If not, just as cool. I love you, Eds, sex or not.”

“Love you.”

“Love you too. Hey, since you’re off the table, I’m gonna head to your mom’s room-”

Eddie playfully smacks Richie’s shoulder, but there’s no malice.

anonymous asked:

I can't believe there's some fans that believe Louis had nothing to do with this video? Did he just say lol go to town? Is that what they think? And it just happened to be progressive???

Yeah, idk, I guess they think Syco or Epic told the design team to be super progressive and make Louis look like he supports social justice in complete contrast to the last several months of promo and the last few years of… bullshit. But at the same time, they refused to run it by him for his input even though he has control in every other situation and it’s all his choice?

I mean, to be fair, there is a certain subset of Louies and Larries that thinks Louis has no control over anything at all ever - I mean I had an anon bursting a blood vessel they were so upset that I suggested that Sony might have approved the video instead of Louis making an end run around them and hoping they wouldn’t notice - so I can see how antis would go after us for changing gears, but it goes both ways. 

Personally, if this is the new world order and Sony is doing right by Louis and showing him to be the progressive, intelligent, talented man that we know him to be, I’m in!  But if I’m willing to say that Sony might have signed off on that video for some reason, they have to consider that Louis did too :)

anonymous asked:

Since someone else already did the hair you should add strands to the front or make it a bob just suggestions you don’t have to do it :^)

lol I saw and it’s way better than mine but I’ll keep this in mind! Maybe different bangs? I’ll see what I can do

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realizing you’re on the ace spectrum like

“I’d hit that.” “You… you don’t even know them though??”

“Oh come on, everyone has a list of celebrities they’d totally have sex with if they had a chance.” “Haha yeah ok” *internally* what

"Ya so like for the past few years I’ve felt zero attraction to people I wasn’t friends with first?? Lol what’s up with that”

Why did you have to have sex with them?? Couldn’t you just hold it?? Like pee??

“You’ll meet someone who makes you feel like that someday, don’t worry” “……sounds fake but ok”

“Sex is an important part of a relationship! Everyone has sexual needs!” “….sounds fake but ok”

“Dude that girl is so hot” “I know right?? Look at her fucking eyeliner. Goals. The fuck.” “No I meant like… look at that ass” “Are we looking at the same person are you really focussing on her ass look at how visually appealing her outfit is and dont you dare fuckin tell me that eyeliner isnt fierce as hell

“Aesthetic attraction and sexual attraction are two different things” *puzzle pieces vERY RAPIDLY FALLING INTO PLACE*

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning* i could die a virgin and i would regret absolutely nothing

“What’s your ideal girl like?” “Uh… my best friend?” “Oh cute, you want your girlfriend to be the one who knows you best!” “No I meant I am literally only attracted to my best friend she is my ideal girl please help I am dying”

“We’ve been dating for six months and we still haven’t had sex!!” “Have you marathoned Star Wars together yet?” “Yeah we did that like two weeks ago” “Well what more do you want

*thinking about an attractive woman* *dissecting my entire personality and sexuality to figure out why I’m attracted to her this time* is it the muscles. Oh my god is this a sex thing. Oh my god what the hell is this. Oh my god what the fuck is the wtf the fuck the fUCK

*Next day* Zarya could punch me in the face while eating me out and I’d let her but only because she’s a fictional character and therefore could literally never do that

*writing fanfic* ONLY CLOSE FRIENDS HAVE SEX BC ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE MAKES SENSE TO ME

(why is that tho. maybe i should look into that *doesnt look into it*)

“What do you find most attractive in a girl?” “Gotta love those strong emotional bonds” “No I meant like what’s a turn-on for you?” “DID I McFUCKING STUTTER”

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning again* sexual attraction should be added to the cryptid wikia

“Yeah sex sounds like a great stress reliever and a nice way to strengthen the bonds between you and your partner(s)” “Well there’s more to it than that…” *The Arctic Monkey’s Do I Wanna Know starts playing in my head* “Haha ok buddy”

"There’s more to being ace than just not being interested in having sex or not feeling sexual attraction. In fact there’s a whole spectrum. You may even feel sexual attraction sometimes but still be ace. You can also be gay and ace at the same time.” “…bro.” “Also it’s totally normal.” *sobbing* “…bro. Bro there are words for it there’s an entire list oh my god-”

“-finally.”

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Yixing + plushies and kisses

if you don’t think this is one of the cutest lil Drarry moments ever captured for our eyes to admire, then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Dan: *borrows Phil's coat* Lmao, it's what the ppl want
  • Dan: *feeds Phil meringues* Lol, just giving the ppl what they want
  • Dan: *looks at Phil with intense heart-eyes* What can I say, it's what the ppl want
  • Dan: *kisses Phil's cheek* Just some phan service, amirite
  • Dan: *makes out with Phil* It's what you wanted
  • Dan: *marries Phil* I did ironically, just serving the phans
  • Dan: *raises three kids with Phil* Giving the ppl w h a t t h e y w a n t
Someone: Why are you still into that fandom when you don’t like that show anymore? - Me: Have a seat, this may take a while...

This is all from a fandom that had our ship for 2 years. #LookWhatWe’veDone

Lexa was the one for her.” “Lexa was her soulmate.” “Lexa was the love of her life.” “Clarke will never love anyone the way she loved Lexa.” “Clarke will always be grieving Lexa.” - Eliza Taylor (Clarke Griffin herself). Clexa didn’t just kiss, they didn’t hook up, they made love. Doesn’t get more canon than that :) 

It’s more than a fandom, it’s the lgbtq community. Multiple full size billboards were put up, bringing attention to the “Bury your gays” trope. Unlike others who only think about themselves, we actually did something positive in the real world to benefit the lgbtq community, we helped raise over $162,500 in charity for the Trevor Project. We got the television industry to recognize their use of tropes and inspired The Lexa Pledge by showrunners to do right by their LGBT audience. We got “LGBT Fans Deserve Better” trending worldwide, staying in the top 10 for hours with over 276K tweets.

We trended worldwide 55 times in the weeks following Lexa’s death. Fans from all around the globe were devastated. “Lexa Deserved Better” spread across the world with hundreds of fans sharing their pictures from more than 200 cities and over 55 countries.

We dominate in the polls, there’s no other way to describe our 47 poll wins so far, and 7 more polls we’re currently leading. Did I mention we only had our ship for a total of 15 episodes, plus the fact that alot of these polls were won with “half our ship dead” as haters like to point out… just shows how powerful Clexakru is because we continue to win even with fandoms teaming up against us Lol It’s been nearly a full year since Lexa died and we’re still winning polls :D

Me: Okay Google, what is “extra”? - Google: The Clexa Fandom.

Yes, we legit made up an entirely new character, Elyza Lex, and ship her with Alycia’s character on Fear, Alicia Clark, to make our spinoff ship Lexark and dubbed the show “Queer the Walking Dead”. Working with the Clexa material we got in the short time span, we built an empire on fanfics, fanart, comics, etc, created by some of the most talented fans. Plus all of the character social media accounts, if you’re not following @confusedlexa on Twitter you are seriously missing out :D Meanwhile we made Jason Rottenassberg’s follower count drop faster than The Loo ratings. The outrage at The Loo isn’t just limited to our fandom, it’s shown by the many articles written labeling The Loo as one of the worst shows of 2016. It’s days before the season premier and the public is still dragging the show, it’s won polls for Biggest Disappointment”, “Show You Gave Up On”, and more… talk about karma ;) Eliza’s openly asked fans for Clexa fic recs and admitted that her mother has a Lexark picture in her home. We really couldn’t have a more dedicated Captain of the Bitanic, a year later she’s still the biggest Clexa shipper <3 As if that wasn’t enough, how many characters have such an iconic look that they got their own SnapChat filter and Sims makeup? And to top it all off, we have a star, a real star in the sky!

With just 2 brief mentions, we made Costia into more than just a name, we brought her to life, unofficially decided to cast Nathalie Emmanuel for the role, and headcanon Lexa’s first love as a beautiful sapphic woman of color

We have Elycia, Eliza & Alycia, BFF’s in real life. Without them, we wouldn’t have Clexa. Alycia’s moved on to a better show, like many other cast members have done. Eliza will move on to bigger and better things as well when The Loo gets cancelled and she’ll finally be free from all the … “shit” ;)

Clarke Griffin, Wanheda, The Ambassador of the 13th clan, Klark kom Skaikru, Fleimkepa, Leader of the ungrateful sky brats <3 “You bring them justice.” “I know you’re just trying to help.” - Lexa to Clarke“Clarke elevates herself… she’s special.” - Lexa to Titus about Clarke. Lexa was the only person who never berated, belittled, or blamed Clarke.

Lexa, Heda, The Commander of the 12 clans, Leksa kom Trikru, Soulmate of Clarke Griffin, also known as Alexandria Woods in fanfics <3 “I want you!”, “I love you.”- Clarke to Lexa. “We loved her.”- Aden to Clarke about Lexa. The girl who was taught “love is weakness”, was loved by many.

*Those great Clarke and Lexa gifs were made by @amgirl01

This is just too amazing not to include, check out @miselizasjane Grounders trailer. Things like that are why I’m so into this fandom and always will beI have other wlw ships, some of them I really love and have shipped for years, some more recently. But none of them mean more to me than Clexa, I’ll always be Clexakru, because it’s about so much more than just a ship or a show.

 #ClexaIsLegendary #We’reStillHere #NoOtherFandomCouldEver 

*Credit to - @lgbtfansdb / @lgbtvdb-why-it-matters / @lexadeservedbetter-ww  / @thecatsbian / @clexarikleimt / @clexacon / @luxysims / @clexasource / @debnamcelery (twitter) 

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Small message from op:

Okay so I spent the last hour making 10 lgbt+ userboxes. Now, I’ve seen people blow up like “Notice how op didn’t add [insert sexuality/romantic orientation here] but added [insert one of above sexualities/romantic orientations, most likely asexual]” On posts like thisWell guess what, I didn’t search any of the sexuaities nor did I get a list. I just thought of an even number of userboxes to make and was like “Well, imma do this cause im bored lol”. So if I get any of your bullshit discourse on here, imma be pissed. So enjoy~ Everyone is free to use wherever I don’t really care.


Friends that will think this is cool/userbox blogs that might think its cool:

@next-venoms @s-m-0-l @the-babe-in-toyland @theuserboxfactory @lgbtquserboxes @lgbt-userboxes

What if Thomas did a video where he himself is not present but the other personalities are and they are visible to the rest of humanity and the only way they can get Thomas back is if Morality and Logic stopped arguing so much and Anxiety and Prince worked out their differences then they fuse back together to make Thomas again?

anonymous asked:

yo what did you do to your taz drawings to give them that delicious soft vellum look? bless u

merge all your layers, duplicate, put a gaussian blur on the top layer (the amount will vary with how big ur drawing is, but just make it so it looks all fuzzed out), then set the blurred layer to like 30-40% opacity!

sometimes I wonder what yall think about my hamilton

Lost sight of my own dreams.

Being funny is cool. It also definitely comes with it’s cons. You’re never taken serious and it’s like you’re treated as a circus monkey at times. I love making people laugh… I really do. But there’s days when I need a laugh myself. I guess it comes with it, and you just have to stick it out. It’s crazy because this whole social media thing was just a hobby, I did it for fun. Now it’s like a job which removes the love/fun of it. I have dreams and aspirations that I put off due to what others think I should do. This is random, I’m babbling now lol. But yeah long story short. Do what you love and love doing it. Follow your heart because it beats for no one but you. :)