lol well i thought it was funny so

anonymous asked:

so i was on youtube and clicked on the song 'you're gonna go far kid' by the offspring 'cause the lyrics in the thumbnail sounded kinda like ash and i thought it'd be funny to listen to see and how much it sounded like him and omg it's accidental perfection 'cause the whole fucking song is ashley and i can't stop laughing lol

It also fits Andy very well too.

“Nice gramophone.”

Carl the Animator: “Thanks. I’m pretty happy with how it turned out.”

Ted the Animator: “The blue tone really– wait… why’s the top of it levitating?”

Carl the Animator: “Huh? Oh, uh, well, since it’s in a spooky mansion, I thought it would probably be a haunted gramophone, so I–”

Ted the Animator: “You just forgot to draw anything to hold it up, didn’t you.”

Carl the Animator: “…yeah.”

U guys I am YELLING i was walking 2 my car after school and this guy gets out of his car and runs across the street and asks me if i’ll be his valentine and i was like lol yea sure cus I thought it was a joke and he was like “o sick haha what u doin tonight” and i was like studying for a test haha BUT WAIT i haven’t gotten to the funny part yet so he goes “haha well i do hip hop like music i was just rapping in my car and i saw u walk by and i had to talk to u so why don’t u take down my digits and u can text me and maybe we can hang” and i was like “lol maybe haha” and so i gave him my phone to put his number in and he types and then hands it back to me and he’s like “yea so shoot me a text blah blah” and i’m trying so hard not 2 laugh bc he didn’t even put a phone number in just. Just his name

omnipresent-yaoi  asked:

it's not supposed to be rude, I am just curious-why bokuroo lovechild looks so grumpy?

FUCC I THOUGHT THIS SAID BOKUAKA

well he’s just sick of bokuroo’s dad jokes, the whole idea of the bokuroo lovechild was that his dads are big fools who pun around a lot and he’s just constantly pissed off bc he didn’t inherit their sense of humour! I thought it’d be funny if their kid was rly grumpy and hated puns lol

Today, I fucked up by putting a John Cena plugin on my computer.

So this happened on Saturday. Awhile ago I downloaded this extension for chrome on my laptop that whenever you load a new webpage it has a 1/100 chance of going to a super loud John Cena video. I thought it was hilarious, and I rarely used my laptop for things other than porn and dank memes, so I quickly forget about it. 

Well last week my grandfather passed away, and my super serious military uncle asked if he could see my laptop to pick out music for the service. 

Ohshitmybrowserhistory so I delete that right quick, but I forget the John Cena extension. You can probably see where this is going. Whatever god I pissed off decided that today was going to be the day. The whole fam gathers and he searches up some nice, melodic music. Real heartfelt stuff. We all agreed it was good, so he moved on to the related videos and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA 🎺🎺🎺🎺 🎺🎺🎺🎺

OH

FUCK

I frantically reach down and hit f5 but the damage was done and now my uncle and the rest of my relatives think I found my grandpa’s death to be a great time to play a practical joke.

TIFU: Internet`s best fucked up stories are here.

anonymous asked:

wrightworth 5?

5. “How funny. You thought I cared.”

It was probably better this way. So early into their relationship. Well, they had known each other for god knows how long at this point. So…Edgeworth seemed to be losing a partner and a friend all at once.

He wasn’t sure why he was reacting this way. Why wasn’t he on the verge of tears? Phoenix was this close to walking out of his life. Perhaps this was too much change for him? Being disbarred, Edgeworth returning as Chief Prosecutor, getting the badge back, getting the firm back…and they had confessed to one another, late in the morning after Blackquill had been proven innocent. It must have been too much change for Phoenix. That was it.

“I believed,” Edgeworth began, stopping to clear his throat, “that you were truly invested in this relationship.”

He looked like that disgusting bum all over again. The slouch and the vacant stare. He thought they were past all this.

“How funny. You thought I cared.” Now he sounded like the drunken idiot who insisted on staying in contact with Edgeworth, despite never offering a friendly hand to him in return.

He took off his glasses. “So…I am to assume there is nothing to be done for us?”

“Nope.”

“Oh.”

“See you in court later, Edgeworth?”

He blinked and put his thin glasses back on. “At some point, I am sure.”

Phoenix didn’t really respond and instead just turned to leave the extravagant office. Edgeworth reminded himself it was better this, they obviously weren’t meant to be, and there was nothing to be done. He would keep reminding himself until he had convinced himself.

…So I did this thing XD

Originally, I just drew that first pic and wanted to leave it as that… (Pfffft, my first ever He Tian drawing was that– so awesome lol!)

But I thought I’ll try and do He Tian some justice so this was formed :P Went from being funny to somewhat kinda serious in a flash XD

As for last pic, I got lazy and slapped that on, it worked well for this anyway!

There were several 1% moments but I only drew one out. I might try and do better lineart later… If I’m not lazy.

Pisces, Gemini & Taurus (Coworkers Edition)
  • Pisces, wiping down tables, suddenly runs towards Gemini & Taurus who are on break: Hey hey, you guys wanna hear a joke?
  • Gemini, continues to eat food: No
  • Taurus, eating with them: Do we have to?
  • Pisces, nods head excitedly: You have to! It's a real good one!
  • Taurus: Fine, tell us your joke.
  • Pisces, smiles evilly: So you know you have really dirty nasty, freaky, nasty, disgusting, perverted thoughts sometimes?
  • Pisces: Well, I did last night and you know what I said to myself? I said, "Wow! This sin could go great with a bucket of holy water!"
  • Gemini, stops eating & stares at Pisces who's laughing their ass off:
  • Taurus, points to the door: Leave.
mbti types commonly used tags

ENFP: #funny #lol #omg #wait #i thought this was a picture of a lizard #but turns out #it’s just a man holding a photograph of his wife #whoops

INFP: #why can’t we just love each other #inspirational #puppies

ENFJ: #this is so important #we all need to read this #powerful

INFJ:#let me just tell you my life story in the tags #when I was a child…

ENTP: #LOLOLOLOLOLOL #hOLY sHIT #fight me #SHARK STUFF

INTP: #ref #interesting #aliens #my theory has been confirmed

ENTJ:  #political stuff #i’m running for president #wait #you shouldn’t know that #oh well #I’d make a great candidate tho

INTJ: #this is why we need to delete the internet #aesthetic

ESFP: #cUTE #ok #but seriously guys #we’re not gonna talk about what happened that night #and who may have #or may not have #been left at a gas station #because I am embarrassed #and scared for my life #fashion

ISFP: #awwwwwww #awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww #cute #animals #art

ESTP: #HOT #HOTTT #hHOT #BRO #we should do this

ISTP: #I’m not a spy #i don’t even know #where you would get that idea #lol #government organizations #you shouldn’t know this

ESFJ: #adorable people #friendship #love #food pics #photography

ISFJ: #quotes #inspirational #aww #I exist everywhere and nowhere at once

ESTJ: #money #get rich quick #life goals #important #yes.

ISTJ: #reference #ref #life #adulthood #oh this makes sense now

A: “Hey! How’s your first week of classes going?”
B: “Well, Tuesday was like ‘I wanna kill myself’ bad.
       Wednesday was ‘almost killed myself’ bad. 
       but like…Thursday was really great, so overall… Not too bad!”

What I just realized about the Charming family.

All right guys, hear me out. So today, actually just not even an hour ago, we got news of the much anticipated Epic Winter line from Ever After High. The first photo I came across actually was the Daring and Rosabella 2 pack.

This pack was a real eye opener for me. I’ll begin with this…

We all thought it was cute/funny that Daring was always so….well “Daring”.

You know the drill he’s “charming, good looking, handsome, and good looking…have I said good looking yet?” so on and so on lol. Now here’s the thing, this pack got me curious.

We’ve all been wondering what’s the role for Dexter Charming is, right? I mean, with Daring the eldest he naturally gets to be the next “Prince Charming” but since birth, Daring has been told this most likely over and over to where he now has a big head about it, and is the way he is. Many thoughts and rumors have been going around due to Dexter’s shy, awkward nature and many thought he may be the next “beast” from Beauty and the Beast

As I’m not against that rumor since the colors he wears also comes close to Beast’s coat colors from the amazing Disney’s Beauty and the Beast ballroom scene as seen below. 

Only problem with that is he doesn’t exactly have the prince’s original terrible behavior. Selfishness, pride, greed and much more which caused his downfall. Guess who has these characteristics? 

Correct. Daring frigging Charming. I can now confirm this is most likely the deal now between the brothers and now Darling Charming (whom we assume is taking role of the White Knight in Wonderland, or possibly it’s just a step in the right direction to actually being the next “Prince Charming”). So again in the 2-pack Daring has his hand mirror and honestly…

Oh? What’s this?

Hand mirror you say? Doesn’t THAT sound familiar? 

Honestly, I feel really dumb not realizing this before. But him being put with Rosabella…just made so much more sense to me. She sees the beauty in every beast no matter what. 

Yes, Daring isn’t bad now, but what if in the future he gets worse to which causes him his downfall you know? 

I got seriously mind blown cause it has always been there, the hand mirror! Not a lot but it has been there ALL along.

Now as for our sweet Dexter:

I’ve been seeing some posts of him being possibly the future “Good King”. Which I support, but didn’t Raven’s mom also marry the past good king? So what if Raven and Dexter actually do become official? It just seems like it’s a repeat and not really great for story to be honest. Dexter really is a mystery to me (though it’s possible he could “toughen” up and be the next prince charming but I don’t quite see it happening) and we will have to see what his path holds. That’s just my opinion on the matter.

So who’s the next Prince Charming you would say? Weeeellllll….

Not Prince but Princess Charming. I am super pleased with Darling’s character and what Mattel has done with her so far. She is honestly one of my top few characters and I just adore her. We’ve all seen she fights very well as the White Knight but will she necessarily be doing that forever? Will it be a bit of a “side hobby” once she rules as Queen Charming? I truly believe she will be an amazing queen and still be doing the whole ‘white knight’ business on the side(her cute getaway from royal business you know?). I find the idea quite adorable. 

Now, we will all have to see now won’t we? Thanks for reading about my weird rant as I had to get it off my chest. If you have questions and/or ideas please feel free to message me ^_^. Thanks again EAH fandom!

When Seventeen summons a demon
  • S.Coups: "well.. nice to meet you"
  • Demon: *in thoughts* "wow he so daddy material tbh"
  • -
  • Jeonghan: "make me beautiful forever"
  • Jeonghan: "jk i'm perfect lol"
  • -
  • Joshua: "please start reading the bible, it would only benefit your demon life, I promise"
  • Demon: "no"
  • Joshua: ".. i'll stab you bitch"
  • -
  • Jun: "bro, just wanted to talk a little"
  • -
  • Hoshi: "How do you get rid of a demon?"
  • Demon: "idk"
  • Hoshi: "you have to DEMONstrate hahahasdnhuhasud"
  • Demon: ".... bye"
  • -
  • Wonwoo: "make mingyu love me forever"
  • Demon: "well.. I don't have the power, but i'm pretty sure he does anyway"
  • Wonwoo: "..FOREVERRR"
  • -
  • Woozi: "just wanted to make sure this works"
  • -
  • DK: "what do demons have for breakfast?"
  • Demon: "not again"
  • DK: "devilled eggs!!!! lol"
  • -
  • Mingyu: "make me food"
  • Demon: "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS"
  • Mingyu: "yup :3 "
  • -
  • The8: "hi, my name is minghao"
  • Demon: *blushes*
  • -
  • Seungkwan: "wow u actually cuter than i thought"
  • -
  • Vernon: "ayy yoo wazzup man"
  • Demon: "...k"
  • -
  • Dino: "hi, i want to reincarnate michael jackson"

anonymous asked:

Wait, people are targeting you???? But why?? Your like the nicest person on Tumblr that I've ever followed and you don't force your thoughts on anybody. Is it solely because of your ships because if that's the case I just can't believe people would sink that low. Well I mean, actually I can. People do sink that low. I'm so sorry this is happening to you. Stay strong!!!!!

Funny you should mention this, but yeah, it’s pretty much about shipping. I’d mentioned once that Tsukuyo dragging Gintoki away in the Scandal arc really upset me and I said that behaviors like that were definitely not a basis for any kind of relationship. I was pretty vehement in my reply and looking back, I can totally see how my response could be misread as me slinging GinTsu hate. I wish I’d worded it differently, but just like anyone else, I make mistakes.

You have to understand this: I was abused by an older man as a child. I was not prepared to see Tsukuyo drag Gintoki off like that and it shocked me. Had it been any character, even Hijikata, dragging Gintoki away against his will like that, I would have hated that scene just as much. When I said that behavior is no basis for a relationship, I meant it. If anyone got drunk and dragged someone off against their will like that to take advantage of them, I would say crucify that person, block them, dump them, get rid of them. Because again: I was abused and that kind of behavior triggers a very negative response in me and makes me instantly recoil.

A GinTsu shipper saw my response and took it as me hating on GinTsu and attacked me over it under the basis of “I’m merely defending Tsukuyo’s character.” I was told by this shipper that Tsukuyo’s behavior was made up and never actually happened. The shipper lacked the capacity to understand that it doesn’t matter if it wasn’t real, if it didn’t happen, if it was Tsukuyo or any other character – seeing someone get dragged away against their will makes my anxiety spike and I kind of freak out a little bit because HEY! I KNOW WHAT THAT’S LIKE! Tsukuyo could have even been the one being dragged away and I would have freaked out just as much. That shipper has no concept or care of triggers and while a part of me is glad they don’t know what it’s like to have triggers another part of me is stunned someone lacks so much empathy or even compassion that they can’t respect triggers a little bit. Though, having seen how they treat others as well, that person has made it clear that that’s just the kind of person they are.

Ever since then that person has been stalking me and even reading my fanfiction just to trash it. So, it is about shipping and it’s a prime example of yes, people do sink that low. I saw my fault and apologized for it right when the whole thing happened and yet this shipper and some of her friends still stalk me. It has been at least 2 years since then and recently that shipper stalked me enough to take screenshots of my blog to post on their own blog. I don’t understand people like that, but I’m also way too happy with my life to care about such menial people. 

Trust me, I’ll definitely stay strong! It’s impossible to get worked about people that don’t matter lol Thank you so, so much for this message! I hope now you have a better understanding of what started this whole thing because, indeed, it’s over something as stupid as shipping OTL

@allofyouareidjits: Holy shit, I never thought about that lol

Victim:But I’m gay…

J:I-”

*stops mid sentence and looks hilariously confused*
*turns to Harley*

J: *whispers and points behind him*Did… Did he just find a loophole?

Harley: *shrugs*I guess so…

J: *scratches head as he continues looking puzzled*Well…

*turns back to almost-victim*

J:Congratulations! You’re free to go.

Victim:Wait, I don’t even know-

J:Just go before I change my mind.

*sits next to Harley*

J:Well, that was interesting.

justjoseyj  asked:

I actually watched the knowing brother 50th episode (and shinee was the guests) and i just thought "oh well.... funny but i dont think i will stan" and then i went on Tumblr and then i found myself watching more YouTube videos and well.... rest is history i guess XD

HA faveeee YESSS always the variety shows, I feeeeeeel bro, mine was hello baby which realed me in like a naive shining fish. Yeah tumblr omfg as soon as I got on here, shinee love got X11 lol the fandom here is so definitely one of the best XD

(Aww you’re super sweet! Sorry this is so late! I wanted to make this perfect! Turned out a lot longer than I thought it would be, let me know what you guys think!)

Present Day Muggle A/U

“You can’t just decide to take someone else’s dog, Sirius.” James let out a frustrated sigh, scratching the back of his neck.

“Well whoever lost this adorable baby is just stupid and neglectful. Elvendork needs a new home.”

“…You already named it? It’s been half an hour.” James groaned, rolling his eyes at his best friend who was on his knees, scratching the Dalmatian’s belly. 

“Elvendork suits him! Look, he likes his new name!” Sirius grinned widely as the dog sat up, enjoying all of the attention he was getting.

“He’s got a collar, Sirius. We need to bring him back to his owner.” James crouched down, touching the red collar around the dog’s neck and taking a peak at the little tags hanging from them.

“Do we though? I mean…we could just ditch the collar and take him.” Sirius insisted, nudging James’ arm as he tried to punch the phone number into his cell phone.

James shifted away, glaring at his friend before putting the phone up to his ear. “Yes, we do. Like good people. You could just go get a dog of your own." 

Sirius’ eyes went wide as he immediately grabbed the Dalmatian, hugging him tight "No dog can replace Elvendork!” He whined loudly, making some eyes from the street turn towards them.

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PTSDee Thoughts

BOI I have so many thoughts about “PTSDee” I can’t even write them all. XD

I really enjoyed this episode. It touched rather well on the Gang’s various traumas and it was just plain funny. Definitely a classic episode. My only complaint is that the episode felt too short. LOL.

Lots of great moments. We had Mac and Frank hanging out. Charlie and Dennis hanging out. Mac having sad nightmares about his dad. Mac having an erotic dream about Dennis. IRL Dennis being homoerotic AF in front of Mac. Frank and Dee being actual idiots at a PTSD meeting for vets. Dennis’ realistic and heartbreaking struggle with his CSA trauma. Dennis and Charlie becoming a f*cked up stripper team called Daddy and the Boy. Charlie’s homemade cheese lollipop. Cricket doing his best as an emcee. Dennis and Charlie stripping to “Cats in the Cradle” and having an entire goddamn skit about healthy father-son relationships. Stripper Mike giving a lap dance to a happy Mac. Dee’s incredibly f*cked up but successful scheme because Stripper Mike broke her heart. 

I’m really excited about the next 3 episodes of this season. :D