lol this one is pretty bad. oh well

Trump on Saturday: There’s blame on many sides….many sides.

America: YOU ARE A DISGUSTING HUMAN!

Trump on Sunday: Oh no, does everybody hate me more?

Aides: Yes, because even regular racist white people hate Nazis. You’re supposed to hate them too. They’re actually pretty fringe even though they make a lot of noise. You have to denounce them.

Trump on Monday: Oh ALSO! LOL. The KKK, neo-Nazis, and white supremacists are definitely bad. Please drop your thank-you cards in the box to your left and I would appreciate some extra adoration online.

America: WTF took him so long? Ugh. He’s so gross.

Trump on Tuesday: Where’s my adoration?! I said what I was supposed to!

Aides: Give it time, stay the course. This is the correct path for a President, even one like you.

Trump on Tuesday: Well, fuck this, I have a very good brain and I don’t need your help. I know the Nazis will still love me. ::ahem:: THERE IS BLAME ON BOTH SIDES!

Nazi America: (((cheering)))

Trump on Tuesday: Also, here’s a phrase I recently picked up from Infowars – ALT-LEFT!

Nazi America: (((cheering)))

Trump on Tuesday: I’m so great. They love me. Go me.

anonymous asked:

I think you & others fail to understand an important point. Those who support Gillian & Peters relationship can also be Gillovny and "hop back on the Gillovny train" as you said. Why??? Because Gillovny to us sane pple is enjoying all their flirty, fun, friendly interactions. Not believing in the delusional their of some super secret love affair lol

Oh, babe, I understand perfectly well. Trust me. Even when Gillian was with Mark, Julian, Rodney & Clyde I was still Gillovny because I was celebrating 2 beautiful people who know & adore each other. (Pretty sure I posted about that a couple months ago, btw) My point is that these specific people who are now jumping back on the Gillovny train are the ones who shamed people for even celebrating David & Gillians friendship. These are the same people who have attacked David & said that he is “bad” and “toxic” for Gillian. These are the same people who say that Gillian is only doing more XF because of the money or she was “pressured” into it, not like she’s a grown ass fucking woman who can make her own decisions in life. Those are the people that I’m talking about.

grimes-slut  asked:

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool~)

Oh gosh, thank you for this! <3

1. I really like my boobs lol

2. I like how much I care about my friends, even though I annoy them sometimes - I just wanna make sure that they are truly fine

3. How intense my feelings are, the good and the bad ones. It doesn’t matter what it is, if I feel it, then you can be pretty sure that is deep and intense. I cry a lot because of this, but I kinda like it (it shows that I care and that I have a heart??)

4. Well, I like my smile hahaha <3 

5. I like how silly I am (you can easily make me laugh, really)

Lesbian Story : The People In My Life Are Awesome

This a great story i have found on the internet

Hey, so, it’s been a long time coming. After about a year and a half in the closet, I finally told the first person. I came out to one of my older sisters, she took it pretty well. There was some crying, laughing, and understanding from both of us, but the real funny story is the night after I came out to my sister. It was one of my best friends birthday party at my house. I decided to tell the birthday girl. I got really drunk (hey its was a party) and asked her to come outside with me. Our conversation was pretty long, but I finally had the courage to tell her. She was a little drunk as well lol. Sorry, its kinda long too. Hope you enjoy!

Me: “So theres been something I’ve been wanting to tell you, I havent told many people though. It’s nothing bad I swear.”

Her: “Omg, you haven’t killed anyone have you??”

Me: “What? Of course not.”

Her: “Oh, ok good. Wait, are you gay??”

Silence.

Her: “OMG I got it righht?? Wow, I’m never right! Wait…you’re gay?? Cool! Wait, do you have a crush on me? Is that why you’re telling me?”

Me: “HAHAHA no.”

Her: “Oh, wait, do you have a crush on Candice?”

Me: “What?! NO.”

Her: “Jamie??”

Me: “OMG I don’t like anyone.”

Her: “Oh, ok, thats cool! I mean its cool that you’re gay, like I could care less. My cousin is bisexual, and she sleeps with lots of girls and guys, like lots Like lots, she can really get—”

Me: “I got it man lol”

Me: ” But hey, my sister is half black, my dad smokes, my mom drinks, but hell, nothing bothers me haha”

Me: “Thanks man”

Her: “But honestly dude, if I were into girls, I would totally be into you. Like, you would be the perfect girlfriend. Like, you’re the best!! You treat me better than Drew ever did. haha. But no matter who you are, I love you….but just as bro’s though!”

Me: “hahaha I love you too, bro.”

That night I came out to 3 other of my friends, they accepted it too. From that point on, for about a month, I told everyone that I wanted to know. They all accepted me, understood, and told me that they loved me. But my parents don’t know, they aren’t super religious, but I’m waiting for the right time. My advice though, don’t be drunk or don’t get other people drunk to tell them the truth, it worked for me, but you never know. For those still in the closet, I wish you the best. It really does get better. Peace and Love.

Everyone is worried Lexa is going to die. I'm not, know why?
  • Because if there's anything the writers of The 100 love, it's subverting tropes and defying expectations.
  • Us: Oh ok so this Kane dude is the villain, cool this is easy I got this.
  • Writers: nope
  • Us: Psh, all those innocent people on the ark won't die. Classic high pressure scenario. The kids will get those flares up for them to see the ground is habitable just in time to save everyone.
  • Writers: nah
  • Us: Oh, bummer. Ah, well here we have a traditional love triangle. Time for dumb drama between Clarke and Raven where they hate each other. Can u say catfight? Haha
  • Writers: boring. we <3 friendship
  • Us: Oh, neato. Oh no! Raven might be paralyzed! Lol jk Abby'll get her fixed right up and she'll be on her feet by next episode.
  • Writers: nope she gon suffer forever
  • Us: Ouch. Well cool, disability representation is rad. Well hey I know Finn did a bad thing but he's one of the mains, Clarke will find a way to save him right?
  • Writers: lol u thought
  • Us: .... ok y'all don't mess around. Man, Clarke and Lexa have some pretty interesting chemistry. But psh, they would never-
  • Writers: SO CAN WE GAY IT UP IN HERE OR
  • Us: FUCK ok shit oh ok ok Jasper's going to kill Cage before Clarke has to pull that lever, they wouldn't have her kill a bunch of innocent people and kids right like she's the main character she's supposed to be the good guy that'd be super brutal-
  • Writers: we do not fuck around
  • Us:
  • Us:
  • Us:
  • Us:
  • Us: Oh shit they're going to kill Lexa aren't they the lesbians always die, something always happens and it's always tragic
  • Writers: [look into the camera like they're in The Office]
Lesbian Story : The People In My Life Are Awesome

This a great story i have found on the internet

Hey, so, it’s been a long time coming. After about a year and a half in the closet, I finally told the first person. I came out to one of my older sisters, she took it pretty well. There was some crying, laughing, and understanding from both of us, but the real funny story is the night after I came out to my sister. It was one of my best friends birthday party at my house. I decided to tell the birthday girl. I got really drunk (hey its was a party) and asked her to come outside with me. Our conversation was pretty long, but I finally had the courage to tell her. She was a little drunk as well lol. Sorry, its kinda long too. Hope you enjoy!

Me: “So theres been something I’ve been wanting to tell you, I havent told many people though. It’s nothing bad I swear.”

Her: “Omg, you haven’t killed anyone have you??”

Me: “What? Of course not.”

Her: “Oh, ok good. Wait, are you gay??”

Silence.

Her: “OMG I got it righht?? Wow, I’m never right! Wait…you’re gay?? Cool! Wait, do you have a crush on me? Is that why you’re telling me?”

Me: “HAHAHA no.”

Her: “Oh, wait, do you have a crush on Candice?”

Me: “What?! NO.”

Her: “Jamie??”

Me: “OMG I don’t like anyone.”

Her: “Oh, ok, thats cool! I mean its cool that you’re gay, like I could care less. My cousin is bisexual, and she sleeps with lots of girls and guys, like lots Like lots, she can really get—”

Me: “I got it man lol”

Me: ” But hey, my sister is half black, my dad smokes, my mom drinks, but hell, nothing bothers me haha”

Me: “Thanks man”

Her: “But honestly dude, if I were into girls, I would totally be into you. Like, you would be the perfect girlfriend. Like, you’re the best!! You treat me better than Drew ever did. haha. But no matter who you are, I love you….but just as bro’s though!”

Me: “hahaha I love you too, bro.”

That night I came out to 3 other of my friends, they accepted it too. From that point on, for about a month, I told everyone that I wanted to know. They all accepted me, understood, and told me that they loved me. But my parents don’t know, they aren’t super religious, but I’m waiting for the right time. My advice though, don’t be drunk or don’t get other people drunk to tell them the truth, it worked for me, but you never know. For those still in the closet, I wish you the best. It really does get better. Peace and Love.