lol this looks like shit wow okay going to bed now bye

anonymous asked:

Hi! Can you write 13 for Keith? (cuz he's my babe.)

13 from [this list]: running a 39/102 fever

surprise, this is my first time writing a character with the flu since 2013 *jazz hands* i guess you could say i’ve avoided it like the plague? but anyways, i hope it’s okay. pre-relationship college au klance.

(also, this was supposed to be ~100 words. instead it ended up being a long unstylized wreck.)


The door swings open. Keith doesn’t bother to change; he drops his backpack onto the ground, kicks off his shoes, stumbles down the hallway. It’s been a long day. He’s going to sleep.

His bedroom is an entire fifteen feet away from the door, which isn’t that far, all things considered. Except, a few steps forward are enough to send his vision swimming, and he has to lean onto a wall because his legs aren’t enough to support him on their own.

Fuck.

His head is pounding and everything’s too hot, too bright. God, he really needs sleep. Maybe two all-nighters in a row wasn’t the best idea. If only he could just get to the damn bed.

He staggers forward, one hand gripping the wall so hard his knuckles are turning white. The floor is cool and nice and a nice alternative for his bed, he thinks. He contemplates laying down right then and there and going to sleep.

Except, then the fifteen feet are over, and he’s leaning heavily against the doorframe to his room, energy sapped. He takes a few steps and practically collapses face-first onto the bed, not bothering to properly pull the covers over himself.

His phone is still in his hoodie pocket, and it’s getting crushed by his weight. Heaving a sigh, Keith pulls the device from his pocket and sets it on the nightstand beside him, not bothering to look up. He’ll skip class tomorrow, he guesses.

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Male Mc Mystic Messenger: ZEN Route Day 5: {Hour 19:50 + ZEN Call}

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Hour 19:50 I Will Protect The World!

Dinner was great,  a calm and drowsy feeling washed over Zack. He kicked his feet up on the desk and pulled the keyboard into his lap as he typed out some work he had. It wasn’t due for a awhile but he was feeling oddly productive tonight. Well, at first, the moment he was in need of changing up his music he logged onto his Youtube account and saw notification after notification of new uploads on his favorite personalities. What was supposed to be one funny video turned into ten and before he new it he was drinking a coke and was resting in a reclined position, keyboard pushed aside. Well, work could wait now it was time for leisure. 

It was beginning to rain harder and suddenly thunder was booming across the skies and lightning struck down to the earth. Zack walked around the room making sure everything was connected to a power surge. Just as he was satisfied all his stuff would be safe a loud BANG exploded through the sky and then the apartment was engulfed in darkness. The only source of light came from the windows but even then it was barely illuminating anything. He glanced at the cameras and saw a red light flashing, seemed that the security system worked on a back up generator or something. Which reminded him, he turned to the desk and looked at the locked drawer. A green flashing light, barely visible, blinked against the wall. Damn, that drawer was still locked. He sighed and climbed onto his bed and grabbed his phone. He had crappy signal but he could still do something with it. He had a few games that didn’t require service so maybe playing those would be best. 

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Tom x POC Actress: Zendaya and Tom’s Photo shoot

The reader is with Tom on his photo hoot with Zendaya. 

***I honestly didn’t plan on making it these long, lol!

Warnings: Cursing, Fluff, sexual innuendos, JEALOUSY, and other stuff

ENJOY!


You walked into the studio with Tom hand in hand. Harrison walked behind the both of you, on his phone making sure everything was on schedule. You all were greeted warmly by the staff and they led you guys into Tom’s room.

You walked over to the clothes rack, “Plaid, I like!” You said turning to look back a Tom.

He was sleepy and really didn’t want to be here. He was such a big baby. You walked over to him and grabbed his hand to sit him in the make up chair.

“Do you need coffee babe?” You asked. “No, I just want to lay in bed with you. I’m bloody tired!”

You rolled your eyes and walked out of the room to go get him a cup of coffee. While turning the corner to the kitchen you bumped into a tall figure.

“Dammit Y/N!” You heard Zendaya say.

You laughed and apologized, “Sorry girl!”

“No prob hon. I was actually on my way to the kitchen too.”

You guys linked arms and walked to the marble counter, “Tom is being such a baby! He has the opportunity to do this amazing shoot and is worried about laying in bed.”

Zen snickered and poured coffee into two cups, “Men.”

“So are you excited?” You said pouring 2 creams and 2 sugars in the cup, just how Tom always liked it.

“Super. Have you seen the set?”

You shook your head and followed her out of the kitchen, with the hot coffee in hand.

She led you to the stage that was meant to be for her and Tom. “Wow, I love it.”
“Well, let me get this to Spider-man. See ya soon boo!”

“Bye love!” You walked you separate ways.

“Here.” You said plainly, shoving the hot beverage in his hand. He groaned and sipped. “Zendaya is here. It’s great to see someone is excited about this.”

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Brallie In Every Episode

Season 1A
Season 1B
Season 2A
Season 2B

Season 3A

3x01: Callie spots Brandon in the crowd at the Someone’s Little Sister concert / the way he looks at her when she walks up / warms my bitter Brallie heart / “shouldn’t you be at Idyllwild?” / “yeah, I didn’t go today. couldn’t miss the party right?” / Callie looks at him like he’s insane / because he is / they keep looking at and away from each other / but then the worst thing in the world happens / Callie sees AJ / and interrupts Brandon as he’s about to tell her everything about Idyllwild / he’s had such a rough day / and Callie leaves him mid-sentence / that’s literally never happened before / they always put each other first / on the bright side she puts both of her hands on his arm / that’s cute. 

3x02: Another episode with no Brallie to report back on / at this point it’s just depressing.

3x03: Brandon comes into his room / and Callie & AJ are literally having a conversation in there / lol / “what’s going on?” / irritated face / B’s hella suspicious of AJ already / the Brallie stairwell talk / why do i have names for every Brallie scene / i’m so annoying / “you really trust him?” / “well, did you trust me when I first got here?” / “I don’t know but you were a lot prettier” / brANDON FOSTER / that’s not allowed / (but i love it) / “so what you’re saying is I’m not pretty anymore?” / Callie flirts right back / gotta love it / B’s face after she says that is A+ / he’s like ‘girl u know u still got it’. 

3x04: Callie walks in on a very tense AJ and Brandon / “you wanna tell her or should I?” / sometimes I like to pretend this is Brallie as parents / reprimanding their child / “Brandon, let him talk” / “I told you we couldn’t trust him” / “Brandon, hold on. AJ, will you just…” *gestures for him to leave the room* / such a mom / Callie asks Brandon to chill / bad move / never ask anyone to chill / “I didn’t trust anyone until you showed me that I could” / ugh throwback to fetus Brallie / miss those lil angels / “can you please just let this go? if not for AJ, for me.” / and because Brandon hearts Callie / he lets it go / for now / for the rest of the episode AJ is really gross and all over Callie / but at least Brandon gets to see her in the dress at dinner / and of course she’s the only one to pick up that something’s wrong / telepathy!Brallie back at it again.

3x05: a hidden treasure in the midst of Brallie devastation / the episode opens with brallie / a good sign / Callie shakes Brandon awake / he’s so disgruntled / it’s comical / “what are you doing in my room?” / “SH! I need you to come with me” / Brandon closes his eyes again / so Callie hits him aGAIN / married couple / but he gets out of bed for her / la la love it / Brallie on a road trip / Brandon is all concerned about how far they’re going / Callie is completely calm / story of their lives?? / “something illegal?” / Callie’s like: ‘i mean i can’t really deny that completely so’ / “Callie, what is this?” “you’ll see” / so cute / the way Brandon looks at her after he finds out she wants to go hang gliding / he’s like ‘i’m in love with a crazy person’ / cue Callie begging him / “Callie, I thought this was serious, I thought you were in trouble” “so be happy that I’m not!” / “I figured if you knew what we were gonna do then you would probably try to talk me out of it” “oh, I’m definitely talking you out of it” / then she GRABS HIS WRIST / wow / physical contact / gotta love it / “if you could have one super power what would it be?” / “well, I wanna fly” / that line gets me every time ugh / she smiles SO big / “for the first time in my life, I’m free” / sorry for flooding this post with Callie but I’m sO HAPPY FOR HER / “I need this. And you do too!” / “I’m almost 17 and I don’t have any good stories. That’s why I brought you here. I just wanted to do something completely crazy with my best friend” / did you hear that?! / BEST FRIEND / “well, it would make a good story” / she finally got to him / and then my FAVE part / she laughs so adorably / and JUMPS on him while bouncing up and down / ugh / adorable / they learn how to hang glide / and Callie is still so gungho / while Brandon is like ‘what am i doing here’ / “basically if we die it’s our own damn fault” “great!” “except if I die, it’s your damn fault” / i LOVE THEM / B finally tells her about Idyllwild / “right, so she’s an idiot” / she’s always such a proud wife, defending her bb / “now I don’t have to deal with anymore crazy, dramatic women in my life.. Kat, Talya, and…” *looks at Callie* / yIKES HAHAHA / back in San Diego the moms think Callie is pregnant with BRANDON’S BABY / i’m laughing so hard tears are coming out of my eyes / they stiLL ADOPTED HER / i’m so bitter / but this is comical honestly / Brallie both pretends to be fine and then both admit they’re scared hahahah / otp / “together. together/” / oTP / Callie keeps yelling Brandon’s name while they’re in the air / “we’re flying!” / Brandon’s little smile at how happy Callie is / Callie has a bit of a rough landing / and B is by her side in SECONDS / fucks me up / “Callie! Hey! Are you okay?” / Brallie hug!!! / and then B grabs her arms / “you feel like a superhero?” / i love this life / “thank you” / Callie has her hands on his shoulders / and his are at her waist / I was lowkey feeling a kiss here / but it’s fine / “that’s gonna make a really good story” / they’re both cracking up / but then the police catch them / and everything goes to shit / Brandon gives away his keyboard / :( / “you ever get the feeling like the whole world is just conspiring against you?” “yeah, I’m pretty familiar with that concept” / LOL / then they find out they need passports / and even more shit hits the fan / uGH rip their perfect day / both of them yelling at the person knocking on their window is my favorite thing / married / their bickering is next level now / damn / they’re in too deep / Cal brings up the ‘dramatic girls’ line / ouch / B do you need some ice for that burn? / “things were a lot easier before you showed up” / bRANDON WTF / too far / Callie agrees / she literally guffaws / and gets out of the car / “screw you, Brandon” / that’s not for another 4 episodes Callie hold your horses / Brandon chases after her / they legit abandoned their car / i’m ??? / goodbye / “maybe you can just call your new boyfriend to come pick you up, huh?” / Brandon throws some “foster brother” shade / boy don’t judge Callie’s dating habits / “there’s nothing going on between me and AJ” “I’m not blind, Callie” “Actually, I think you are Brandon” / me: “aggressively tries to pretend like this fighting doesn’t hurt” / it’s okay / all married couples argue / they have a little heart to heart after / yAY / “you didn’t mess up my life Callie, I did” / “except today you jumped, brandon. you jumped” / another fave line / another fave episode.

3x06: me trying to get some Brallie out of this episode: callie showers right after brandon / let it be known / that’s some good material for a lot of fanfics / B says “careful what you wish for” to Callie about offering to run errands for the moms hahaha / they show Brandon for a second or two shouting “surprise!” / that’s something, right? / in other news Brandon and Sophia bond and it’s hilarious / also all of the appreciation to Callie’s face when AJ and Brandon fight / she’s like ‘oooOOOoh shit’ / anyways I’m forever salty they didn’t show us what Brandon got for her birthday / such a wasted opportunity.

3x07: Callie talks to Rita about AJ and legitimately says: “this is not Brandon all over again” / bitch u right / bc you’re not in love with him / bYE / omg she even says it “it’s not like I’m in love with him” / i luv my otp / Brallie bathroom scene!!! / but all they talk about is AJ / what a ripoff / and a little bit about Idyllwild / but nothing good / “when I first got here Brandon and I kind of fell for each other” / “that’s why that guy hates my guts” / HAHAHAH / u right AJ u right / “we fell in love but I needed a family, so we ended it. I ended it” / kk Callie I think it was pretty mutual but whatever you say / the look on AJ’s face while hearing this / he’s like ‘what the fuck did I get myself into?’ / “there’s one big difference between me and Brandon; I’m never gonna be your brother” / oKAY AJ don’t rub it in / the social worker shows up in the morning because she has some concerns about Brandon / “I’m wondering why you felt the need to take out a restraining order against your son” / aren’t we all???

3x08: Brandon shows up in the bathroom / but instead of Callie standing there like usual / it’s AJ / B’s like ‘i didn’t sign up for this, where’s Callie?’ / “I don’t need him giving me third degree about Callie, I feel bad enough as it is” / “you are over her, right?” “yes” “you’re sure?” “yes!” / even Mariana can tell he’s lying / “look, I already had my chance to get back with her, I said no” / tbt to 2x12 heartbreak / “well you two better get your stories straight” / she right / “so what if this social worker finds you’ve been seeing Brandon the whole time you were at GU?” / Kiara asking the important questions / “Brandon better not tell her about the last time” / “I kissed Brandon at the GU fundraiser” / “I thought I was giving up Brandon for nothing” / can you hear me crying? / “but he’s told me that he’s over it, so…” / “are you over him?” / “yeah, totally” / fun fact: whenever someone replies ‘totally’ it’s a LIE / “I just wanted to hear from your point of view what transpired between you two” / “my feelings just sort of developed gradually, I guess. And I thought that she and Jude were only going to be with us temporarily” / “I tried my best not to act on anything” / Brandon u a liar / everyone is lying their butts off in this episode wtf / “we never uh-” “but you kissed” / she smiles while saying that / this social worker is a Brallie shipper / B says they kissed once / but actually it was four times / but who’s counting? / (i am) / “and this was before or after you kissed Brandon?” / “after, definitely” / “before” / “and who initiated the kiss?” / “I did” / “It was me, definitely” / lol / lyin lil shits / “so your feelings for Brandon weren’t genuine?” “no, they were” / “would you say you were in love?” / “I guess, yes” / “and now?” / “I love her” / “I love him” / “as a sister” / “as a brother” / suuuuuure / whatever you have to tell yourselves / their answers are ALL OVER THE PLACE / this should have me stressin / but instead I was laughing maliciously / bc this can’t look good to the social worker / the moms swoop in for an update / “what’d she ask?” “she asked me if I was still in love with Callie” “okay, and what did you say?” / Stef really has to ASK / she HAS TO ASK / sorry but / ??? she is so unconfident in his response that she has to ask / lol u sure u wanna adopt Callie Stef? u sure? / “is Callie hooking up with AJ now?” / his face is SO hurt / I just want to give him a hug / when Callie finds out B knows about her and AJ her face is PRICELESS / she knows she’s in for it / and she keeps looking at him when they drop Jude off at home / :) / “we weren’t there for you about Callie, I see now that your heart was broken” / Stef finally / holy lord / it took you nearly 2 and a half seasons / Brandon’s in a car! / about to text Callie!! / outside of GU!!! / it just keeps getting better / “I’m here.  Out front.  I need to talk to you.” / me: *internal screaming because this could turn into a recreation of 1x12 so fast* / Callie sees his car / but her phone is blank / Brandon didn’t pull through / and then he leaves / Callie is puzzled / and so am I.

3x09: ok so update / this show is full of Brallie shippers / Carmen totally wants to tell the social worker about them / just because she ships them / “what do you think will happen if I tell her you and Brandon snuck around, seeing each other the whole time you were here? what about you shoving your tongue down his throat at the fundraiser?” / she ships it / “it’s about falling in love with someone you can never be with” / what the FUCK / I didn’t ask for this / Brandon wants us all dead / “what’s he doing?” “kicking some ass” / if there’s one thing Callie is consistent with / it’s defending her husband / and being a proud wife / “I lost the joy of making music. I’d like to reclaim that now and do what I love most…” (Callie) “…perform” / sorry that joke just had to be made / Callie is smiling and tearing up the ENTIRE time B is playing / I think she knows it’s about her / she feels it / also she’s a proud wife, so regardless / and then the KING OF ALL BRALLIE EYE SEX happens / so good it DESERVES IT’S OWN CAKE / Callie is crying and clapping and smiling / and Brandon is grinning right back / I fucking love them / “you were brilliant” / the cutest ~married couple~ Brallie hug ever / they have a lil chat / but you can’t here what they’re saying / that’s okay because they’re both smiling like adorable lil puppies / Callie sends Rita the recording that spills the Brallie secret / yikes / the way she looks between the family and Brandon / symbolism at it’s finest / Callie covering her mouth after Brandon wins / cutie patootie / Brandon and Callie talk in a windowsill / “your composition was beautiful” “I couldn’t have written it a year ago” / eye sex #2 in the same episode / #blessed / “so we haven’t talked about AJ” “it’s none of my business who you date” / wow / glo up / and yet / Callie feels the need to clarify / “I’m not dating him” / nice / “hey, can I ask you something? did you come to Girls United the other night?” “no” / lies again / Brallie sitting on a couch together! / it looks like Brallie on a bench if you squint a little / and they’re in front of a fire / so romantic / “I don’t care about me, what’s gonna happen to you?” / “it just wasn’t meant to be. none of it I guess, was meant to be” / confession time / “I was outside of Girls United” / eye sex #3!!! / wow / and it only gets better from here / Callie looks at his lips / her trademark move / but B has to be an upstanding gentleman and say “I think we should just say goodnight” / Callie peaces outta there / probably to avoid jumping onto him / Brandon watches her leave / and clearly regrets not kissing her / Callie goes to her room / and Brandon finally makes his way up the stairs / and hesitates so much at the doorknob / but it’s a fake out / not Callie’s room / just his / uGH / now they’re lying in their separate rooms / and they literally cannot stop thinking about each other / and at long last / Brandon shows up at Callie’s door / sits down on the bed / grabs her hand / and KISSES HER / if we can find a way to start the chase again / we might rediscover love when we circle round the bend / fun fact: i thought it was ‘circle round the bed’ for SO long / Brallie sex on the brain / Callie takes off B’s shirt / omg / it’s happening / it’s HAPPENING / Brandon takes off Callie’s shirt / i’m having heart palpitations / so that’s casual / so many neck kisses / and beauty / they fall back onto the bed / in other news my heart has now fallen out of my chest / but my eyes have seen a true masterpiece / there is no poverty / cancer is cured / the world is at peace / fades to black.

3x10: the episode opens up with Brandon running his hand along Callie’s arm / yep you read that right / he RAN HIS FINGERS UP HER ARM / fml / Callie smiles / and Brandon leans in and KISSES HER AWAKE / “I should probably go back to my room” “nooooo” / the way Callie like whines / omg / she doesn’t want him to leave / they kiss AGAIN / double whammy / two within the first minute / hey now / hey now / this is what dreams are made of / “I wish we could stay here forever. and ever and ever.” / :) :) :) :) :) / and then she puts her finger on his lips / omfg / I can’t even describe the perfection / coupley af / they’re lying SO close together / sharing a pillow / their heads are practically touching / their legs are intertwined / “you ok?” “I got you, don’t I?” / HELL yes YOU DO / a beautiful scene / all of the awards / they hold hands at the door / they don’t even look at each other / they just grab each other’s hands / i’m FINE / they walk into the kitchen together / like they’re accepting their imminent death / but ACTUAL plot twist of the century / Callie’s adoption is being recommended / wtf the one time things go right / where is that social worker / I’ve got some choice words for her / thought she was a shipper / but she’s a traitor / the way Callie keeps looking at Brandon while everyone is hugging her / Brandon is pacing back and forth in his room / poor worried lil puppy / Callie comes in / they’re both in meltdown mode / but Brandon, ever the optimist “calm down for a sec, everything’s going to be alright” / Callie is not having it / “what?! how is it gonna be alright? okay, we had SEX” / “I thought the adoption was completely off the table, I would’ve never-” “I know, me neither” / ok easy on the instant regrets my children / don’t go breakin my heart / “so you jump into bed with him the first chance you got?!” / daphne omg / “we were in a cabin the woods, okay it just happened” / ok callie that sounds fake / but ok / “what about Brandon? do you love him? / daphne the shipper strikes again / “I don’t know, I can’t love him now” / Daphne tells Callie to figure out what she wants and then make it happen / so naturally / Callie goes to B’s room in the middle of the night / and the song playing says ‘I’m leaving it for him…” / nice / Callie wakes him up by stroking his face / such a difference from 3x05 / another glo up / and then she strokes his arm / this scene tried to murder me so hard / “what’re you doing?” “I just wanted to see you” / “I should’ve said this at the cabin… I love you” “I love you too” / Callie’s sweet lil smile / she legit lies on top of him / and he puts his arm around her / and rubs her back a little / this is what heaven feels like / “what if I call Robert? Maybe-” / *a door slams* / both of my poor innocent puppies jump in shock / and look towards the hallway / they’re so scared / they don’t deserve this / “you should probably go back to your room” / she leaves and takes all of my hope with her / “family is everything. and love is everything” / cue Brandon looking at Callie / and as soon as he looks away / Callie looks at him / my precious lovesick beans / Mariana sings “look in my heart and let loooooove keep us together” / Callie is staring at Brandon / and then we have some more Brallie eye sex / i love it / and now for the most depressing Brallie talk of all time / they’re in the kitchen / the saddest people ever to exist / watching the party outside while both CRYING / “we could’ve ruined everything” “but we didn’t” / “we didn’t do anything wrong” “you don’t think so?” / nO CALLIE I DON’T THINK SO / “we can’t ever tell anyone” “I know” / again with the ‘I know’ / it’s Brallie’s signature saying at this point / (and yet Callie already told Daphne yikes girl) / “it’s going to be okay, Callie” / B’s cute lil halfhearted smile / “this is your family, that’s all that matters” / the family goes to court to get Callie adopted / and I’m still holding onto all the hope I have left / that SOMETHING will stop this tragedy from happening / “there’s nothing romantic going on with you and Brandon any longer?” “no your honor that’s over” / u lying hoe / Brandon drops his head / in depression / meanwhile I start bawling my eyes out / it’s fine / i’m fine / everyone is fine / Brallie hugs after / and the song playing says ‘it’s never gone’ / so that’s a nice hidden treasure for us / cue the whole family being happy while i cry on my bedroom floor / true story.

I didn't ask for these feels: a Consumed recap.

(Ok so this is all very silly and long. It was originally written by request for a friend and no one is properly in character and I forgot to post it here which is likely a sign that it should remain unposted but oh well)

We open on Carol thinking about ditching these fools, it’s night. From behind her a branch snaps. She turns.

Daryl: Oh um hi, definitely not stalking you, just walkin’ ‘round in the dark for no reason. You know.

Carol:

Daryl: Um, so, watcha doin’?

Carol: I dunno. I’m basically feeling too many feels, I don’t want these feels and I didn’t ask for these feels so I’m leaving.

Daryl: squinty-eyed love

Carol: Not helping.

-Black car, white cross, vroom-

Daryl: Holy shit, I totally forgot about Beth.

Maggie (From the distance): Hm, why does that name sound so familiar…Oh well, off to Washington!

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Rereading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Chapter Thirty-One - The Third Task

-HOLY SHIT GUYS.

- if you take anything away from this series, let it be: don’t ever tell harry fucking potter any of your secrets because he WILL tell all of his friends (ron, hermione, sirius)

As Harry took off his glasses and climbed into his four-poster, he imagined how it must feel to have parents still living but unable to recognize you. He often got sympathy from strangers for being an orphan, but as he listened to Neville’s snores, he thought that Neville deserved it more than he did. Lying in the darkness, Harry felt a rush of anger and hate towards the people who tortured Mr. and Mrs. Longbottom…He remembered the jeers of the crowd as Crouch’s son and his companions had been dragged from the court by the dementors…He understood how they had felt…Then he remembered the milk-white face of the screaming boy and realized with a jolt that he had died a year later…
It was Voldemort, Harry thought, staring up at the canopy of his bed in the darkness, it all came back to Voldemort…He was the one who had torn these families apart, who had ruined all these lives…

okay this is really long sorry but THIS. this revelation for harry is SO important. up until now, we’ve focused our anger and hatred on other people; quirrel, tom riddle (a much more human version of voldemort) and sirius. this is the first book when we really take voldemort seriously; the fact that harry is realizing that even though what the death eaters are doing is wrong, it all comes back to voldemort in the end. also neville.

- on a lighter note, harrys like ‘a maze? bruh plz’ and its WHOA NOW dont get too cocky hp

Crabbe and Goyle seemed to be keeping a lookout; both were smirking. Malfoy was holding his hand up to his mouth and speaking into it.

ok thats rita yeah? i dont remember but like what the fuck else would that be than little beetle rita skeeter lol

- speaking of rita, HERMIONE JUST CRACKED THE CASE YALL. and it was awesome. she was like ‘wait a minute…..TO THE LIBRARY!’ and ron and harry just shrug. 

- also BLESS molly weasley for coming to see harry before the final task. that woman is too good for this earth.

Fleur Delacour, Harry noticed, was eyeing Bill with great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or earrings with fangs on them.

L-O-FUCKING-L

- omg molly is talking about how the fat lady called her out for coming home at 4 IN THE MORNING because she was “walking around” with arthur. I SEE U MOLLLY, I SEE U. 

“There you are, are you?” he said looking Harry up and down. “Bet you’re not feeling quite as full of yourself now Cedric’s caught you up on points, are you?”
“What?” said Harry.

lol bye amos. get outta here with your shady ass. i’d say something meaner, but you know…considering what happens at the end..

“Hello, Hermione,” said Mrs. Weasley, much more stiffly than usual.
“Hello,” said Hermione, her smile faltering at the cold expression on Mrs. Weasley’s face. 
Harry looked between them, then said, “Mrs. Weasley, you didn’t believe that rubbish Rita Skeeter wrote in Witch Weekly, did you? Because Hermione’s not my girlfriend.”
“Oh!” said Mrs. Weasley. “No - of course I didn’t!”
But she became considerably warmer toward Hermione after that. 

i have nothing else to say other than: this is cute. 

- GUUUYYYYS the task is about to start and im nervous af

- okay so likeeee how boring must it be watching this task; like can they see into the maze? obviously not because when crazy shit starts happening, they don’t do anything. so the crowd is literally just watching a hedge and waiting for someone to finish lol but i guess that was how the underwater task was too??? wow so the tri wizard tournament kinda sucks huh?

- KRUM IS CRUCIO-ING CEDRIC GUYS 

- and now the sphinx is here omg we’rE GETTING CLOSER

“You are very near your goal. The quickest way is past me.”
“So…so will you move, please?” said Harry, knowing what the answer was going to be. 
“No,” she said, continuing to pace.

lol whatta dick.

- side note: harrys actually pretty smart i sure as hell wouldn’t have gotten that riddle; that shit was hard

- hahahahha harry literally says he is ‘amazed by his own brilliance’ and if thats not the most harry potter-y thing ever said idk what is

- the fucking spider just threw harry on the ground and it was pretty metal

- okay NOW harry and cedric are fighting over who is more deserving of the cup and im like JUST KISS ALREADY 

He and Cedric both grasped a handle.
Instantly, Harry felt a jerk somewhere behind his navel. His feet had left the ground. He could not unclench the hand holding the Triwizard Cup; it was pulling him onward in a howl of wind and swirling color, Cedric at his side.

THE CUP WAS A PORTKEY GUYS! WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING?!?! oh yeah. me. I saw it coming. ive read this before. 

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Art Major Ash

Requested: nope but i’ve had this idea for some time now.

a/n: ashton gets no love from my blog so i decided to write a little imagine for him, hope you all like it and as always requests are open!

(part two)

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“y/n! wake up! your alarm has literally woken up the whole apartment complex EXCEPT for you!” you woke up startled to find your roommate Jesse jumping on your bed apparently trying to wake you up.

“okay, okay i’m up, what time is it anyway?” you say turning your alarm off.

“it’s 7:40! You’re going to be late to class if you don’t hurry, and i don’t think you want to give a bad impression to your professor on the first day!” you immediately jump out of bed, you had 20 minutes to get dressed and across campus to your first class this morning, this is what happens when you stayed up late binge watching Netflix.

“holy shit i’m never going to make it on time!” you rummaged through your closet and threw on a pair of leggings a sweatshirt and a pair of converse, you had no time for hair or makeup so you just put your hair in a bun. You went into the kitchen where Jesse handed you a cup of coffee and some granola bars, “thank you! see ya later!” you grabbed your backpack and keys and made your way across campus. You were somewhat comforted when you saw you weren’t the only one rushing to get to their class, but who could blame you guys? 8am wasn’t the ideal time to have class but you were an art major and this art class was only offered at 8am so you had no choice but to take it.You got to class the two minutes to spare and as you walked in you realized you were probably the last person to show up seeing as almost every chair was filled except next to this blonde haired boy with thick glasses and a buttoned up shirt. You quickly walked to the empty seat as your professor came in after you.

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