Me: I’m bisexual
Someone, somewhere, inevitably: are you though? Have you taken the Biseuxal Exam? Please ensure you provide copies of your sexual and romantic history so we know your claims are legitimate. And I hope you remember that until your application has been successfully evaluated, you are not allowed to call yourself a biseuxal. It’s the rules.
Just a reminder : “witch” hasn’t become a gender neutral title for a magic user - it was always a gender neutral title.
A separate reminder, but also important : not everyone who practices magic calls themselves a witch or relates to the term, and it is okay to not feel comfortable using that as a label. You do not need to be a witch to practice magic, and the word you use to describe yourself as a magical practitioner does not make you any less magical.
wanna one reacting to you not being able to solve a rubix cube
lai guanlin: *takes it from you and solves it in 5.283 seconds*
lee daehwi: *winces every time you make a wrong move* no, no, you do it. oooOOOHHShhllkjeouch *body contortions bc he wants you to do it on your own but struggles to keep his pain inside*
bae jinyoung: *jumps around to hype you up to keep trying* *would probably accidentally smack the cube out the window when you’re finally on the edge of solving it*
park woojin: *peels off stickers to help you “solve” the rubix*
park jihoon: honey. you. can. do. this. dont. you. dare. give. up. now. OR SO HELP ME GOD I- *incoherent mumbling* *goes to write a paper on how much he believes in you*
kang daniel: *grabs his pompoms* babe, let’s go let’s go!! YOU GOT THIS! GIVE ME AN R! U! B! I! X! *cue jumping splits* *cue deathscream*
kim jaehwan: just give up already.
ong seongwoo: bitch, what the fuck, give that to me. *4.6 hours later* bitch, what the fuck.
hwang minhyun: *does everything to stimulate your mind while you try to solve it* *head massages* *makes you do yoga* ok sweetie, so if you could just wrap your leg around your forehead for me, that would be gr8
ha sungwoon: *his mom always said almonds are good for thinking so he stuffs as many as he can into your mouth* shhh shh, don’t fight it *keeps putting more in despite the fact they’re not even staying in your mouth anymore*
yoon jisung: *claps through the entirety of your struggle*
He learns to read through Altean books. He practices his pronunciation through recordings and conversations with Blue. He doesn’t tell anyone, even after a few months when he is super fluent in the language.
But then one day he finds himself sitting together with Coran, talking about home. Soon the man started going on about this book he use to read, it was his favourite. It was secretly Lance’s too.
“There is a line that I use to remember-” he recites it halfway in Altean, and at his pause, Lance continues it without a beat. Coran`s face brightens up immediately.
They talk and talk. Coran asks him how he learned and when he started. Lance tells him about everything. With a proud sparkle in his eye, Coran praises him. Lance just blushes and waves it off, saying something like it’s no big deal Pidge or Hunk could have done better.
Lance decides to speak Altean to Coran more often. If it makes him happy, he is all for it. Coran deserves the Universe.
Taking it out from his pocket, he leaves a book where he knows the man will find it. On top is a small note that says, “To my Space Uncle,” with a quote in neat letters.