lol tell me if i should stop

Stages of watching the “Not Today” MV

other “Stages of…”(BTS): 1   2   3

my art tag

please do not repost, thank you <3

  • Kara: alex, never, EVER let Maggie go
  • Alex: okay
  • Alex: so you're saying I should propose??
  • Kara: alex wait that's not what I -
  • Alex: yo maggie
  • Kara: alex no stop-
  • Alex: you wanna get hitched lol
  • Maggie: sure y not im free this saturday
  • Alex: coolio thanks kara for the suggestion
  • Kara:
  • Kara:
  • Kara:
  • Kara:
  • Kara: i hate you two

For any woman who decided to stop shaving, or wishes to stop, and is afraid of public embarrassment, shaming, being called out, judged, and degraded for it, here’s a list of good comebacks for anyone who makes inappropriate comment!

  • do you tell that to men
  • you should start telling that to men
  • you want to tell me men and women aren’t equal? we have to shave and they don’t? (watch them try to wiggle out of that one lol)
  • i’ll start doing it when all men start doing it, every single one
  • you know what is disgusting, when men do this same thing, leave their hair as it is, I hate it, and yet you don’t see me harassing them
  • why can men walk around like this then?
  • wake up women shaving is capitalistic propaganda
  • women only started shaving in 1915, when razor companies figured they could get more money if they shame women for their leg and armpit hair
  • do you think I’m going to give my money to razor companies? to rich old men?? for what purpose? so they wouldn’t shame me? get out of my face
  • entire population of women was literally bullied into shaving and now you’re trying to bully me into it? good job
  • what would i gain from shaving my legs tho
  • not shaving legs already helped me locate the mysgonist congrats its u
  • did you ever feel the wind blowing through your leg hair ur missing out
  • it’s a new trend its called being good enough as you are
  • it’s a new trend its called who the fuck would i have to shave my legs for
  • it’s a new trend its called protecting your skin from infections
  • you just laugh, but i’m the one saving money
  • I decided to educate men they might not be aware that every single woman grows hair all over her body you’re welcome you’re smarter now
  • it’s special unicorn hair only certain women should grow it u should try it
  • do you really think if you shame me enough you can control me
  • shaving trend ended last week didn’t you hear? this must be embarrassing for you 
  • don’t be jealous, i know my leg hair is pretty but i’m sure yours could be too if you tried harder
  • add more!
Writer’s Block, the Third

I know it’s been a while, but man, oh man, don’t EVER title your story the worst thing that could happen to a writer. With that being said, thanks to @burkygirl and @xerxia31 for general hand-holding, butt-kicking, and very frank discussions about where this fic is headed. And thanks to @katnissdoesnotfollowback for having a birthday and giving me a reason to write this. Hope you like it! You can read the whole thing here. Don’t forget to talk to me. ;) Pbg 

Originally posted by sensualkisses

The walk to work is short, but I’m no less exhausted after my sleepless night than if I’d had to run miles to get there. All night long, my mind was wrestling with mortification mixed with a little self-loathing - while my body was on a whole other track. It doesn’t care that I lost control in the arms of my nemesis, moving in a single night from my first kiss to… whatever the hell that was. Nope, my body finally knows what it was missing all these years and it  wants more. More kissing. More touching. More stubble under my fingers. I actually imagined what it would be like to lick him in forbidden places, like his nipples, or… lower. Much lower.

I spent the night at war with myself – blushing at my thoughts one second, berating myself the next – until I finally caved into fatigue. I woke up three hours later to find my alarm had been going off for twenty minutes. Sleep, however little, did nothing to dispel the embarrassment. It clings to me like aggressive static electricity. This must be what the walk of shame feels like. Maybe I should read that book again.

The mid-morning sun blinds me when I turn the corner of the building, or I would have seen him, jumped behind a tree or hid in the alley until he left, but the sun is part of the universe after all. And I’ve already gotten the message that we are not friends.

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Asexuality/aromanticism rant cause I'm sick and tired of bullshit

Because I am seeing ace discourse on my dash and I’m ace and really sick and tired of gatekeepers of the LGBT+ community I’m making this post. Unfollow me, I don’t give a shit. I just hate how some assholes say that my orientation isn’t part of the LGBT+ community
FOR BULL SHIT REASONS that I’m gonna rant about it

In the simplest way I can explain being ace/aro

It is like having a tongue but not being able to taste anything. And that’s fine. You can still like food and enjoy eating it but you just can’t taste it.

But people will try to shove food down your throat and tell you things like “because you have a tongue, you should be able to taste food” or “you are no different than someone who doesn’t like spicy food” and sadly some people believe That they alone can change if you can taste food or not just by forcing it down your throat I can change it. I can make you taste food.“

I mean who cares if I can taste the food or not. I can enjoy the texture, temperature, smell and look of a food. I don’t need to taste it to enjoy food.

Moral of the story kids, you can’t fix something that isn’t broken. You can’t force aro’s to fall in love or aces to be sexually attracted to other people.

Another moral of the story is, ACE AND ARO ARE LGBT+ NO MATTER WHAT GATE KEEPING SHIT BAG WILL SAY. You think the A in LGBTQIA+ stands for ally then you need to check your facts and do some research honey.

I am asexual. I have been constantly told that "it’s a phase, you’ll grow out of it.” And “it’s because you are a biologist that you don’t feel anything towards people’s genitalia”. Like what does me being a biology student have to do with sexual attraction?? And I’ve been this way for a long time. SO STOP TELLING ME WHERE I SHOULD BE PLACED WHEN IT COMES TO ORIENTATION OR HOW I SHOULD FEEL TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE.

Yes I’m aware that this post seems pretty scattered. It’s 2 in the morning and I’m tired as fuck but I don’t give a shit.

If you actually bothered to read this far and have any questions about asexuality/aromaticism, I am happy to answer them (when I’m not tired af lol)

niikka-ackerman  asked:

Have you seen Noragami? What kinds of gods, Godesses and/or regalias would everyone be in the Noragami universe?

I stopped watching it cause the romance was pissing me off tbh lol 

But Yukine and Eren are basically almost the same person, so… Also Hanji and Yato (I can y’all see telling me how it should be Levi, but idc bye). 

pidge: we should play hide and seek

shiro: the last time we tried playing that, lance and hunk wouldn’t stop giggling

shiro: i found keith asleep in a closet

shiro: coran got stuck in a vent opening and allura had to help him

shiro: and we couldn’t find you for 2 days

It's hard being a shipper
  • Me: *sees a long rant post about respecting idols rights and telling shippers to stop being delusional*
  • Me: maybe they're right, I should stop shipping gay people. It's weird
  • Me: *goes on tumblr and sees pictures of otp*
  • Me: lol no... not gonna stop. They're real af
Let’s Run Away Together

Word Count: 1327

Pairing: Dean x reader

Warnings: angst

Summary: Dean finds his way to you again and wants to give up the hunting life for good. Does he stay true to his word? Will you get your happy ending with the man you love?

Author’s Note: I was binge-watching the third season of How to Get Away with Murder on Netflix the other day and was inspired by episode 3x05 when a beautiful, but painful scene happened. This was a quickly written one shot and I just wanted to be able to post something that wasn’t SoU! Let me know what you guys think (aka tell me if I should stop writing cause I’m terrible lol). 

“Let’s run away together,” his raspy tired voice snapped you from dozing off.

“And go where?” you asked. Your voice was hushed and breathy. Your head laid heavily on Dean’s bare chest, syncing your breaths with each rise and fall of his diaphragm. The strength in your eyelids started to waver as you let him continue his thoughts. It had been months since you had last seen each other and you didn’t want to miss any moment with him. After all, he wasn’t supposed to be here. You weren’t supposed to be together anymore. It’s for the best, Dean would say.

“A small town. Somewhere we can start over. I’ll get a normal job and take care of you. You can stay home and we can start a family. We’d have cute kids, no?” Your eyes were shut, but you felt the pressure of tears welling in the corners at the thought of a better life with Dean. You shut them tighter.

“A place where I never led this life and I never left you,” his confidence caught in his throat. You couldn’t say anything. You wanted to bring up something else, anything else that didn’t have to do with hypotheticals. This short rendezvous was about you and Dean. Not the world, not Dean’s hunting life, and certainly not your make-believe-could-be life. It should be about you and Dean right now.

“Somewhere we never have to go without each other again,” he said.

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Carisi-centric thoughts on Ep 18x18

The last fifteen minutes really ruined what was, until then, a perfectly serviceable episode. It really flew by, up until that point, and I kinda liked it. It was dumb but fun :D

I even liked the hypnotism angle, but I must say, I think the problem persists; yet again, the episode had an interesting premise, but it failed to take advantage of it. Why not go into the practicalities of hypnosis? Where was Huang to get on that stand and explain it in detail? Speaking of, wouldn’t Barba talk to an “expert” during the trial? Why not make a show if it and demonstrate hypnosis? Wouldn’t that be fun to watch?


OK, guys, I’m going to be honest. I’m of two minds, when it comes to this episode. Sonny-wise, the episode was fantastic (and let’s be honest, that’s always my main concern lol), the premise was fun, we got Barba working with the entire team, not just Liv, and the case itself (the investigation of it, at least) was twisty enough to remain enjoyable.


From a legal standpoint, this episode was laughably bad. It honestly left me baffled. Who wrote this? The last fifteen minutes were ridiculous. No way would Barba ever get a conviction based on what we saw. I’ll expand on that in a minute (in EXTENSIVE detail), but first let’s start with the good.

Sonny and Continuity

A lot of great stuff in this episode! Sonny pulled a classic Sonny, and looked into the case thoroughly, going above and beyond and finding information about out a crime which was committed out of state. He even dug up a civil suit. That’s absolutely consistent with the Sonny we know. It’s what he’s always done. He never gives up, he finds smart ways to work around the obstacles and solve the case.

I also appreciated that Sonny showed real empathy when he heard the first victim had died. Peter played that little moment so well. Both the surprise and the sadness. What I loved most about it, was that it didn’t feel like he was thinking “oh shoot, there goes our witness.” It felt like the old Sonny, the one who used to cross himself when he found a dead body. The Sonny who’d take the time to grieve, just for a moment, when confronted with the death of a stranger as opposed to last week’s Sonny, who dismissed actual death threats like he didn’t give a shit lol.

And I do always love it when Sonny cracks a case with his research. Even though he didn’t actually crack it, because what the fuck? But, again, more on that later.

Sonny’s Love Life

Wait, Sonny has a legit girlfriend that’s been mentioned more than once? Can we meet her, please? I’ve always wanted to see him happy and in love :D and making out with someone lol. I just wish we knew more about her. A name, even. Wouldn’t Amanda know her name? She and Carisi are obviously buddies. So far, the info we got on her is a) her bra size (classy, SVU writers) and b) that she’s into that raw food trend. I like that, actually. It fits Sonny. He seems like he’d totally be up for trying new experiences food-wise and otherwise, and this could be their thing, going around random restaurants and trying to convince each other to eat weird dishes, lol.

I love it when our characters are shown to have lives outside the “show”, but can we actually see it? Can we see Sonny all flirty and cute? If they don’t want to cast anyone new (because they seem averse to creating new characters), can’t we at least see, like, Sonny smiling as he talks on the phone, or as he reads a text, with Fin teasing him about it? Or something? Please? :D

Barba Thoughts

I was surprised Barba was the one to suggest hypnotism. Way to think outside the box! I’m not sure he was the best person to do that (he seems like a total skeptic who’d shoot that theory down immediately), but I bought the excuse of him having come across it before. Plus, I loved that he was the one who got to solve the case, for a change. And I also liked how the entire team, Barba included, spent several scenes brainstorming together. I had missed that. Barba in the precinct, with the entire squad.

Aaaaand that’s where the fun ends, and the pedantic/annoyed part of my post begins, lol.

Why on Earth would Barba take legal advice from Liv? Why would he ever play that tape for the jury? If that’s not reasonable doubt, I don’t know what is. Why would he follow Liv’s actual instructions? She’s not a lawyer! She directly affected the case, in a way that could have been detrimental, even though Barba seemed like he knew better (since he tried to talk her out of it, before folding as always), and the way the episode chose to resolve that was by having Liv and Barba drinkin’ it up at a bar.

Liv’s mistake was never identified as such, and it took Sonny “deus ex machina” Carisi and his random discovery to save the day.

Even though it shouldn’t have. Which brings me to:

The Law

Me for the first like 45 minutes: OK BUT WHERE IS RITA???

Me when Rita appeared: YASSSSSS QUEEN

Me at the end of the episode: NOOOOO QUEEN 

Where do I begin?

Why was Barba acting like hypnosis was sure to be accepted as 100% real and effective by a court of law, let alone a jury in its entirety? Why did he seem to “suddenly” realize he had no case (which, d’oh) at the halfway mark, only for Liv to wrongly convince him otherwise? And, even if Barba did manage to stumble upon a group of jurors who all believe in hypnosis, why didn’t he bother actually proving anything?

To get a conviction, Barba would have to prove that:

  1. hypnosis is real,
  2. hypnosis can be powerful enough to make a woman consent to sex against her will,
  3. Trask has the skill to hypnotize people,
  4. Trask actually hypnotized this specific victim, and
  5. Trask raped this specific victim.

None of that was ever proven. None. Like I said, no expert was shown explaining just what hypnotism entails. No proof was given that Trask even knew how to do that (so what if his mentor taught him, does that mean he now knows how to do it perfectly?). There was an actual tape with the victim’s ‘consent’ that was played but not actually debunked.

And oh Lord. That old case Sonny dug up. WHERE. DO. I. BEGIN.

What defense attorney, hell, what judge would allow a totally random arrest from over 20 years ago to be brought up into a totally unrelated criminal trial? Not to mention, no one even bothered to point out that the defendant was a drug addict at the time (22. YEARS. AGO), and he had since “changed.”

To be fair, the writers tried to make it work, with Barba asking Trask if he had ever been arrested, to “open the door” to bringing up the previous arrest (and also to get Trask to lie on the stand). Problem is, Trask only lied about the arrest itself, not about the specifics of it. With that in mind, Barba would only be able to mention the arrest itself, to contradict Trask’s testimony and present him as a liar. But he’d never be able to introduce the actual details of the arrest, the actual facts of that old case.

Barba would need to ask something specific to open that door. Something like, “Have you ever been accused of anything like this before? A man in your position, wealthy and surrounding himself with drugs and beautiful women,” blah blah. If Trask had lied about that, then Barba would have been able to bring up a similar case from the past (even the case of the dead woman mentioned previously). 

Unfortunately, there was nothing similar about the case Sonny found. No relevance, no probative value. A drug addict, ill and scared, letting someone die? Over 20 years ago? An expunged arrest, no conviction? That was prejudicial as fuck. Rita would have it thrown out in 3 seconds. Many times, prosecutors can’t even mention actual (and relevant) convictions, because it would be prejudicial, unless the specific convictions have a significant probative value relating to the case on hand.

Same goes for that half-assed “confession” to Trask’s mentor-slash-friend. Trask never mentioned this specific victim. That was circumstantial as fuck. I’m embarrassed on Rita’s behalf for losing this mess of a case. The old Rita would never.

Legally speaking, this was a total circus. Barba proved nothing. No way would the jury find Trask guilty. No way would Rita Fucking Calhoun let any of that fly. This is Dana Lewis levels of character assassination, in my book. 

Stray Thoughts

Is Liv working reception now? Didn’t she used to have an office? Where her subordinates could reach her, if a victim wanted to speak to “someone in charge”? You’re a Lieutenant, sis! Let someone else man the doors!

Declan? 👀

Amanda didn’t judge a victim, for once, and the case involved drugs! Progress!

Fin listening to that lady for like 5 minutes? YES. His face was the highlight of the episode. Fin himself was the highlight of the episode, actually. So many great lines, and Ice-T was clearly having fun.

Speaking of, we got Fin joking! And Carisi joking! And Amanda laughing! Who are these people? I don’t recognize them :D

Seriously though, I really appreciated the attempt for a more ‘lighthearted’ episode, but the writers should have stopped themselves riiiiiight before giving Rollins the line, ‘look deep into my eyes, you’re under arrest.’ Because no.


So, I just got another ask from another MAP. I now have to respond to this.

Images: The first image is of the ask I just got; I’m using a screenshot and this post because I want to block the IP, but I can’t do that and answer the ask. The second image is from an ask I got from a 15 year old dating a 25 year old, which I answered here. The third image is an ask I got from a 16 year old dating a 23 year old, which I answered here.

As usual, I will be responding to this ask in list format. With background information taken care of, let’s jump right in to dissecting this idiotic fuckery, shall we?

1.) Go fuck yourself.

2.) “You need to stop trying to end relationships that aren’t bad.” 

LMAO, okay. Now, I have a question. What in your book constitutes a “bad” relationship? Like, the 15 year old is legit saying she is uncomfortable with the age difference and is not happy with that partner. That isn’t a good relationship, you unbelievable tool.

Putting aside the fact that one of these underage girls LITERALLY SAID SHE WAS NOT HAPPY IN HER RELATIONSHIP, a relationship between a 25 year old and a 15 year old IS A BAD RELATIONSHIP. A relationship between a 23 year old and 16 year old is also inherently a bad relationship.

You do realize, there’s a fucking reason we have an age where a person is legally an adult. Brain development is just one of those reasons! A relationship between a CHILD, because that’s what these girls are CHILDREN, and a grown ass man is unhealthy, immoral, and illegal.

3.) “Just because someone 18+ is dating someone under 18+ doesn’t mean they are creeps or trying to take advantage.”

First off, you’re being full of shit. Aside from your bogus point here, you’re being full of shit, and if you aren’t a complete imbecile, you know if. We aren’t talking about a 16 year old dating a 19 year old or 15 year old dating an 18 year old or a 17 year old dating a 17 year old or even a 17 year old dating an 18 year old.


We are talking about high school freshmen dating men who have graduated college and began working in their careers. We’re talking about men who closer to being 30 than the girls are to being able to even drink legally in America. We’re talking about children who still live at home with their parents dating grown men who have their own houses, cars, jobs, etc.

It’s gross. It’s creepy. It’s disgusting that these men are dating 15 and 16 year old girls.

They are most certainly fucking creeps. They are most certainly taking advantage of these girls. There is something wrong with them. There is something wrong with any adult over 20 who is fucking with 15 and 16 year old kids! Gender aside, there’s something wrong with them.

And odds are, there’s a reason people their own age won’t date them. If they’re abusers, statistics show they’re more likely to go for people younger than them, because kids will put up with more shit because they don’t know not to.

Morals, ethics, and all that aside, IT IS LEGALLY WRONG.

These girls by law are still children.

In some states, they can’t even consent to engaging in sexual activity. By federal law, if they go across state lines with their “boyfriends” without the consent and knowledge of their parents, the men can be charged WITH FELONY KIDNAPPING CHARGES. Like, a felony charge isn’t nothing.

Like, life tip: If you can’t take your girlfriend to an amusement park a state over because you could possibly get charged with felony kidnapping, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE DATING HER.

Mind blowing, I know.

4.) “Stop being so negative.”

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

Someone please tell me this is just a joke? Please tell me one of my friends thought it would be funny to get me all riled up about pedophiles for no reason.

Please tell me there isn’t a human being on the planet so fucking stupid that they actually think that men dating minors 6-10 years younger than them is something I’m just being “negative” about.


Do you realize how utterly fucking fucked that line of thinking is??? “So what grown men are dating children! Stop being so negative, lol.” By that logic, why stop at 15 or 16! Hell, men should be able to date girls as young as they want them! Why not 14 or 13? Ah, what the hell! Why not 11 and 12 year olds!? Everything is fine here! Don’t be so negative!


If a 15 year old girl comes to me, says she’s dating a man 10 years older than her, and says it makes her uncomfortable, I AM GOING TO TELL HER TO RUN IN THE OTHER FUCKING DIRECTOR.

If a 16 year old girl dating a man 6 years older than her comes to me and asks me if that’s normal, I AM

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you? Were you born this disgusting, or did you just bathe in shit every day for the last decade?

Telling young girls they shouldn’t be dating men that a) make them uncomfortable and b) are 6-10 years older than them isn’t “being negative.” It’s protecting them. It’s keeping children safe from situations where they could be harmed. All that aside, it’s obeying the fucking law, you twat.

Ugh. You’re gross. You’re disgusting.

Unfollow me. Wait, I’ll block you.

Anyone that agrees with you, there’s the door. Bye. Leave. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, I’d have to sanitize it.

TLDR; Fuck You. You’re gross. Bye.

my 2 cents on Pikelan throughout the series:

I think it was very right and good of Scanlan to apologize for his treatment of Pike throughout the episodes, and to promise to treat her like a person rather than a goal. If he realizes that he did something that may have hurt her, even if it was not his intention, or! even if she wasn’t actually hurt, of course he should apologize and make changes to instead be considerate. However, I never actually read his behavior towards her, even in the early episodes, as “creepy”?

A good part of that may be the players bleeding through to the characters–for instance when Scanlan was waxing eloquent about Pike and ended his description with “Breasts firm, supple–” it was definitely Ashley who said smugly “True, true”, not in character as Pike: but a big part about their interactions that made it not bother me the way a lot of ‘guy pursuing a lady who’s not into him’ stories was that Pike never seemed to be made particularly uncomfortable. A bit awkward at times, but then she also gets awkward when Vax says glowing things about her perfection, and even when she would kind of stammer “Oh, Scanlan,” it read to me as part exasperated, part flattered, part amused, but never frightened or uneasy (except inasmuch as she is uneasy about potentially hurting him [”I didn’t mean to be careless with your feelings.”]). It’s less of a pursuit and more of a dance, and Pike never doesn’t hold her own. Everything comes with a context, and something that might be harmful from an enemy or a stranger can be very different coming from a friend.


Originally posted by minpuffs

Summary: You had thought moving into a new city and starting a new school would be easy. That was until you met your neighbour.

Genre: Neighbour!Jungkook + fluff/drama/futuresmut? lol idkk

Word count: 1.6k

A/N : Part II of neighbours! Is this series doing alright? lol maybe I should just stop omg. Tell me if you like it!!

Part I  Part II  Part III Part IV 

Her son was Jeon Jungkook. And he was your neighbour.

What a small world, you thought. You hadn’t even known the boy for more than a day and you’d already managed to tangle yourself in his life.

He was everywhere you went. At school, in mind, and now he’d even found himself webbed in the silks of your home life.

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Thanksgiving with BTS

nj: hey seokjin im here and I brought the kids like u asked

sj: oh good I’m still cooking but u can all sit down

jh: who’s bringing the turkey again??

sg: jimin’s dad is bringing it when he drops him off. dumbass how’d u forget ?

jh: hey maybe he can bring u a personality too since u dont have one! :)

sj: y'all don’t start I’m not in the mood my pie is giving me hell

jk: maybe that’s a sign u shouldn’t be making one??

sj: maybe the fact that ur still in high school after 5 yrs is a sign u should just drop out but that doesn’t stop u for going in for ur 6th :))

nj: lol why do u even keep trying

jk: idk maybe the same reason why ur still trying to release a second mix tape even tho it’ll never beat yoongi’s

th: omg???

jm: hey guys my dad and I are here and we brought the turkey

sg: ur just in time jungkook was just telling namjoon that he’s a failure and that I’m the best rapper in bts

jh: lol ok and I’m mariah carey

sg: that explains how high ur voice gets when u see a roach

jh: it’s a phOBIA ITS NOT FUNN Y

jm: guys my dad’s here be respectful???

th: oh sorry hey jimin’s dad u raised a very swell little dude

th: he hugs me when I’m sad even when it was because he and jungkook took all the lines in lost and left me with like 2

jm: I told u I was sorry???

th: but u always go and do it again??

jm: it’s not my fault I have a more superior voice??

jk: lol superior where u sound like a freshly neutered dog having sex with an owl

jm: dont fucking come @ me like that u fucking lopsided coconut head ass





sj: jesus fucking christ the jungle can’t come sooner

nj: guys sit down before he tries to feed us to his mario collection again

jh: this is great all of us together sharing a wonderful meal and being successful

jm: hey daddy can u pass me the salt

yoongi and jimin’s dad both reach out:


jimin’s dad:


sg: can u let go now he asked me for the salt

jm: yoongi?? shut?? the?? fuck?? up??

jk: lol this is awkward

nj: so is the fact that u have no top lip

th: hey leave him alone it’s not his fault he was born lipless

jk: ur literally not helping

th: I’m doing as much as I can, I can’t juggle singing, acting, defending u, AND work on my verse for cypher pt5- that has so far exactly 27 lines and 3 different ‘sick beats’ to add both diversity and color to an otherwise bland track known as “every cypher without kim taehyung”

th: not to shade or anything.

nj: yea ur not getting on cypher pt5

th: why not I’ve been working so hard on my verse!!

nj: u can’t even rap??

sj: namjoon u can’t even remember to pull out so leave the poor boy alone and eat ur greens

nj: that’s was one time??

jh: then why do we have 3 kids here??


sg: whoa babe it’s okay calm down I’m alright

jm: I was talking about my real dad plS SHUT THE FUCK UP MY DAD DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY SEX LIFE

jk: too late lol

jm: oh is it too late for u to graduate too




sj: NOw I want to go around the table and say what we’re most thankful for

sj: namjoon u start

nj: I’m most thankful for our precious army’s that go above and beyond for us all the time we love them so much and appreciate all the army’s all over the world and thank you all so much and thank you-


sj: kay that’s creepy yoongi u go next

sg: I was gonna say I’m most thankful for my fire mixtape but then I realized that I brought that to myself so I only really have myself to thank so thanks min yoongi u the true og

jh: ok that was tragic so I’ll go now

jh: I’m thankful for the sun that rises each morning-

sj: aw that’s nice

jh: -because it just goes to show that I shine brighter and there’s really no one who is better or brighter than me but the fact that the sun tries so hard is so cute and uplifting it feels great to squash it each morning :))


sj: taehyung how about u

th: I’m most thankful to the toilets because without them this world would be a really stinky and dirty place and people would have to poop in buckets or the woods and that’s nasty cos bears poop there so if we poop in the woods where do bears poop?? in our homes that’s where cos then they want revenge and-

sj: ur a disappointment I hope u know that

sj: jimin?

jm: I’m thankful for my daddy who always treats me right and loves me no matter what right dad?

yoongi and jimin’s dad: that’s right

sg: seriously why do u keep doing this

jm: I fucking hAtE mY Lif E

jk: guess it’s my turn

jk: I’m most thankful for this turkey for not being as dry as seokjin’s humor or jimin’s hair. thank u.

sj: that’s it I’m going to the jungle early I hope u all choke on ur dinner

mockingbird-22  asked:

Clex and Smallville were before my time but oh man looking those those gifs like how were they not a couple???

The shipping was strong in those times, lemme tell ya. 

Also, the first like 3 seasons are near flawless. My husband and I (back when we were still just friends) were both huge fans. 

The biggest issue for me was Lana, so I eventually stopped watching, but once she left the show, I went back and really enjoyed ALL of the other characters. It wasn’t the same once there was no Lex though, and it should have ended several seasons sooner, lol.

But oh Clex, oh my. I mean, it’s a similar dynamic as ColdFlash, which makes so much sense to me given my love for THAT, except they START as friends, and Lex STARTS wanting to be more than his father and slowly declines, instead of Len who starts at odds with Barry and slowly works closer to being more like him. So it’s more tragic than hopeful, but that’s what fic is for!

I have this very weird collection of Clex fics saved in Word, but the one I always think back on, which is completely AU and hilarious crack, and everyone should read it regardless of knowing anything about Smallville, I actually just found on AO3.

Earth Boys Are Easy. 

The fact this has like no kudos or comments is a crime. 

anonymous asked:

my mom keeps making fun of bts and how i love them and i know its not that deep but it kind of hurts my feelings b/c they really mean a lot to me and she acts like its just silly or shallow and idk this is why i don't tell my family what i like b/c they never take me seriously... sorry for ranting this to you lol its just bothering me lately 😓

aah honestly this is the reason i used to not tell my friends and family about my hobbies people are so quick to dismiss something they don’t understand 😅 what i learnt tho is that you should speak up whenever anyone hurts your feelings accidentally or not. you can’t just sit and expect them to stop if you don’t tell them so. explain how much bts mean to you and that it upsets you that your hobby is looked down at. in my case I’ve had a lot of hobbies and phases but nothing as intense as bts. i look happy whenever i talk about them so my friends and family just accept it because as my mom said it’s just nice to see me be so passionate about something that’s not school haha. anyways what I’m trying to say is that it won’t hurt to discuss this with your mom and explain to her that it’s not cool to make fun of something that means to her child so much