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I don’t know what to say about all these pictures of Sans with a glowing penis…… Why. just Why. xD
everytime I see a pic like this, I just can’t take it seriously.
to me, if he really had this “thing”, he would only make stupid things with it like… idk, being a lamp. yeah.
and then he would probably make an epilepsy because of it xD
but Hey, I’m not juging. do whatever you like. (even if drawing a skeleton with a glowing penis is a liiiittle weird. Just a little.)


I’m sorry the quality is terrible… I draw with my 3ds (and as you can see, the quality is bad) and I make the animation with my phone so… I don’t use very professional stuff xD but you get the idea-

“Babies,” the fan at the mic blurted, and Jared laughed softly, his eyebrows rising.

“Care to expand?” he asked kindly, and she shook her head, embarrassed.

“Sorry,” she blushed, “I… We know that Jensen and Danneel are having twins soon, and we were wondering if you and Y/N had any plans to have babies?”

“We just got married, is there no pleasing you guys?” he teased, and everyone laughed along.

“So that’s a ‘not yet’?” the first fan clarified, and Jared shrugged, tilting his head from side to side.

“That’s an ‘our daughter is due in April’.”

The crowd went wild, and Jared smiled, looking down and playing with the microphone as he received shouts of ‘congratulations’.

“We don’t waste time,” he chucked, playing with his ring.

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What can I say? This soulmate AU absolutely warmed the cockles of my heart! Also love how at the end it wasn’t immediately all sappy and rainbows, and that you instead chose a more realistic approach for their first meeting. 

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Dean had heard this story a thousand times already.

“- and as soon as I saw her I said,” Sam continued with a breathless laugh, “Ma’am, I’m sorry but you can’t leave the library through the fire escape.” He looked over at Jess who smiled coyly and lifted up her pant leg to show those exact words imprinted across her calf like a tattoo.

“So then what did she say?” Anna asked, obviously enraptured by the story of how the two soulmates had met just a few days before.

Sam grinned slyly and unbuttoned the top button of his shirt to pull it aside, revealing the words “Watch Me” marked on his skin.

“Then we kind of just stopped and stared at each other for a while once we realized what had happened.”

“You don’t know how many library fire escapes I’ve used over the years trying to find him.” Jess said with a playful slap against Sam’s shoulder.

Dean watched as Sam gazed into Jess’s eyes with more adoration than he’d ever seen his brother give to anyone.

They were obviously perfect for each other.

“Excuse me,” Dean mumbled, and pushed his chair out from the bar counter. Faintly, he could hear Jess asking Sam if they’d said anything wrong as he swung the bar door open to leave.

He could almost imagine Sam’s practiced speech.

“No,” he’d say. “Soulmates are just a touchy subject for Dean. He - he doesn’t have one.”

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Mary and Sherlock are standing outside of a small pub after he had a little fight with a stranger.

Mary: Sherlock, it’s pretty obvious to be honest. Don’t you think?
Sherlock: I have no idea what you mean.
Mary: -points to his bleeding nose- Well you just got in a fight.
Sherlock: Things like that happen. Differing opinions. Humans are like that, Mary.
Mary: -laughs quietly and shakes her head- Sherlock…
Sherlock: What? -rolls his eyes, facing her-
Mary: I’m sorry to tell you this, but you can’t hide it anymore. You just fought with a completely random man. And why? Because he was rude to Molly.
Sherlock: That is not true…. -looks away, pressing a tissue against his nose-
Mary:
Molly: -comes over to both of them, faces Sherlock- Oh my god. That looks horrible! You should go see the doctor.
Sherlock: -sighs loudly and looks away-
Molly: -looks at Mary, then back to Sherlock-
Mary: -shrugs-
Molly: Sherlock your nose is bleeding. It may even be broken. This could be serious.
Sherlock: I won’t go to the hospital for it.
Molly: -sighs and bites her lip- At least, let me check it. Okay? I want to be sure that it’s not broken.
Sherlock:
Sherlock: …Okay. -nods and shrugs slightly-
Molly: -smiles softly and nods- Alright. Just give me a second. I have to get my jacket. -leaves-
Mary: You know for a fact that it’s not broken, huh? Well have a nice evening with her, Sherlock. -chuckles and gives him a cheeky smile-

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“Hey lovey, it’s almost time for your stream!" 

You reminded Jordan from across the apartment. You had been staying with him while you were in LA and the two of you had been spending almost all your time together. You walked over into his office where he was sat reading emails and put a glass of juice next to his computer. 

"Jordan?” You asked laughing quietly at his level of concentration.

 "Yeah sorry. What did you say, Y/N?“ He asked looking up at you and smiling apologetically. 

"I was just telling you that you need to stream!” You remind him again laughing. 

“Oh! Of course!” He explains jumping up from his desk. 

“Where are you going?” You ask curiosity appearing on your face. 

“What? I can’t give my beautiful girlfriend a kiss?” he asks sliding his hand behind your back and using it as leverage to pull you closer to him. 

You giggled as his fingers brushed against your side and you leaned your forehead against his only just pecking his lips with yours. 

“Thats all I get?” He asks with a smirk across his face. 

You lift your hand up cupping his checking and pulling him in for a more passionate kiss. 

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#10. Promises (Dean x Reader)

The old you had been comfy sweatshirts in fall, fuzzy turtlenecks in winter, soft cotton in spring, and faded tees in summer.

But the old you was nothing like the new you.

You could tell by the way Dean looked at you. As if every shard of his broken heart was pressing raggedly beneath the skin.

“Come on, Dean. Cheer up. I thought you’d be happy we’d be working together. Just like the old days, right?” you asked, smiling.

The small muscle in his jaw flexed. Once upon a time, you had made him laugh by laying small kisses against that scruff.

“I can’t look at you like that.”

“Oh, sorry,” you laughed. The black slipped from your eyes like a curtain, revealing a color he still dreamed about. “There. Better?”

He didn’t reply, but pulled off his jacket and thrust it against your chest.

“Since when were you so modest? I thought you liked it when women dressed sexy,” you teased. All the same, you pulled it on, breathing him in as its familiar weight settled on you.

Wearing his jacket, you looked like you. The old you. The real you. The you he had sworn to forever protect.

“Well, what are we waiting for?” you asked.

He thought the jacket would help – that working with you would be easier if you looked like your old self.

“Let’s get this over with so you can run back to Crowley.”

But all it did was remind him of broken promises.

Imagine catching Spencer staring at you but he looks down quickly thinking maybe you wouldn’t see.

You could feel his eyes on you. You looked at Spencer and he quickly looked down embarrassed he had been caught.

“Spencer?”,You ask.

“Um sorry.I didn’t mean to stare I just um.”,He nervously answers and you laugh quietly.

“It’s okay. I get it.”,You say. You find yourself looking at him sometimes the way he had been looking at you. You weren’t sure why you do it. It just happens. Maybe it’s just an attraction.

“You’re just so beautiful.”,He says without thinking. You blush and smile at him.

“Oh um..”,You find yourself lost at words and he laughs.

“I left you speechless. That’s a first.”,He smirks causing you to blush more.

.:Imagine dying in Obi Wan’s arms:.

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Gif not mine. For I don’t know how to make GIFs (yet, *maniacal laugh*)

I’ll be doing more Kenobi sterfs so don’t worry. Also, I am very sorry for what is going to happen. Also protective Obi Wan. :3
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You, Obi Wan, and Anakin had just finished escorting Padme to her palace in Naboo. It was a long trip and you were excited to go home. Apparently Obi Wan could sense your excitement and said, “Calm, Y/N. We will be there soon enough.”
You turned to look at him and put a finger up to your lips and gave a quick ssh at him and kept walking.

Obi Wan looked down and smiled and followed behind you and Anakin. He often thought of you. He enjoyed your company a lot. You were an amazing jedi, and a good friend. Loyal and dependable.

His thoughts were shaken as he heard screaming and then an explosion. He ran forward and puts his arms around you and shielded your face from the debris and flames.

He saw a masked man quickly run around the corner. He let you go and said, “Anakin make sure everyone is safe, Y/N come with me.” You both nodded and headed your separate ways.

You and Obi Wan were in hot pursuit as you chased the man in black. You unsheathed your lightsaber and Obi Wan did the same. You chased him until you were against a very tall wall. Perfect. He couldn’t go anywhere.

Obi Wan slowed down and told you to stay back with a hand held in the air. You obeyed. You couldn’t quite catch what they were saying due to all the commotion, but you had an idea. Why are you here, who are you working for. All that good stuff.

The man shot at Obi Wan, who deflected the dart with ease, and started to fight him. You walked up and tried to help as well. But he used the Force to hold you back.

He needed help. You could tell his concentration was everywhere. He wasn’t focused. You were trying to help but you couldn’t.

While Obi Wan was fighting the man, he noticed how his eyes kept drifting towards you. It fueled his fighting, but there was no anger. He just wanted you safe that’s all. He quickly looked back at you and immediately wished he didn’t when he heard the assassin shoot his dart gun and saw you crumple to the ground.

It felt like everything was in slow motion as he dropped his lightsaber and quickly caught your wounded form. You began to whimper as you could feel the poison run through your veins. You got very cold and began to shiver and shake.

Obi Wan ran his hands through your hair and held you tight against him. “Ssh, Y/N. Everything will be alright just breathe.”

You shook your head. “It hurts. It hurts so much.”

Obi Wan rested his forehead against yours and closed his eyes. “I know, darling I know. But you have to hold on.”

“I’m so scared. I don’t wanna go. I don’t-”

Obi wan shushed you gently and took your shaky hand in his and began to softly him to you. He knew you wouldn’t survive this. But he can try to make your last moments here peaceful.

He continued to hum and could feel your shaky breaths fade to nothing at all. You were gone. He held back a scream. He began to cry as he closed your eyes and kissed your forehead.

“Goodnight Y/N. Sleep well.”

Liam: Birthday

A/N: Remeber when I said I was going to be posting more?? I’m sorry I’m the worst! But I’m going to try and do one or more a week from now on, so hopefully you’ll see more stuff soon! 

:) Rachel

You laughed at something Liam had said, both of you taking your time walking back to school. Liam had convinced you to ditch because it was your birthday and he said you deserved it. He’d dragged you out of the school without a second thought about telling the rest of the pack.

Now just before the final bell rang you were on your way back, entering the school as the bell sounded. Students filed out of the classrooms as quickly as they could. You and Liam dodged your teachers, giggling to yourselves.

Liam dug his face in the crook of your neck as you waited for Scott and Stiles. His hands trailed up and down your side, pressing light kisses on your skin. “Happy birthday, gorgeous.”

You laughed, pushing Liam playfully. “Thank you for this,” you said for the thousandth time that day. You could feel Liam smiling against your neck, both of you getting caught up in the moment.

After everything that was happening in Beacon Hills, it was nice to get away. You two didn’t have to talk about the chimeras, or the dread doctors. You were just two normal high schoolers ditching school.

Liam took your face in his hands, pressing a long kiss on your lips. You two didn’t see Scott, Stiles, Lydia, and Kira all running up to you. Liam didn’t even hear them until they skidded to a stop in front of you.

Liam grabbed your waist pulling you into his side. It had become a habit of his to keep you as close as possible whenever something startled him. His eyes glowed, trying to intimidate whatever was in front of you. He immediately switched back to his blue eyes when he saw it was the pack.

“Where have you been?!” Scott panted. He was always so protective of his baby sister, and when she’d suddenly disappeared he’d almost lost it.

You jumped, looking up at the pack in alarm. “I was- I mean- we…” you looked at Liam, biting your lip.

“I took her out,” he said, pulling you a little closer. “It’s just because today’s her birthday and all, I figured we should do something special.”

“You took her out– on her birthday,” Scott said, taking deep breaths. Both Stiles’ and Lydia’s attention immediately snapped to him, not needing to be reminded of when Scott did the same thing for Allison.

“Yeah, we-” you began, before looking up at Scott. Liam tensed hearing your heart began to beat faster. Your eyes were locked with Scott’s, his had gone glassy, a wall of water piling up. “Scott, what’s wrong?”

You broke out of Liam’s hold, taking a step forward. Scott grabbed you, pulling you into the tightest hug he’d ever given you. You held onto him just as tightly. Lydia and Stiles looked at each other sadly, Kira and Liam sharing confused looks.

“Scott, you’re scaring me,” you told him. “What’s wrong?” you asked again. Scott was silent for a minute, regaining his composure, before pulling away.

He smiled lightly at you, “Nothing. You just scared me is all. Tell me before you disappear like that again, okay champ?”

You gaped at him, confused. You could always read Scott like a book, and tell when he was lying. Unsure about why he wasn’t telling you the truth, you pulled him into another hug. “I will,” you told him, making him wrap his arms around you tighter.

Stiles and Lydia looked at each other knowingly. They both looked at Liam, who was confused beyond belief, as you held your brother who was close to tears. “It’s like…” Lydia said trailing off as Stiles nodded.

“Scott and Allison,” he finished for her, squeezing her hand reassuringly. Stiles and Lydia remembered how much Scott and Allison were in love, and they could see it in you and Liam too. The pack just prayed that your story wouldn’t end like theirs.

Drabble #3 liam

“Thats my Jam”

You sat on the bleachers with Lydia and Malia and watched the boys lacrosse game.
It´s liam´s first game against his old school devenford prep and you´re here to cheer for him.
You´re in scott´s pack because of your witch powers and as Scott changed Liam you two started dating.
At the end, beacon hills loosed and you could literally feel how upset Liam is.
You tried to catch him up before he went to the shower but no chance.
You waited for Liam outside the door and as he came out he just walked right past you.
“calm down wolfboy” you laughed as you went after him and sneaked your arm around his waist.
A idea came into your mind a you start singing the song hey everybody by 5sos (I had to i´m sorry ) “She maxed her credit cards and don’t got a job. She pays for gas with all the change in her car. It’s not the end of the road. Yeah, we’ve all been there before and it goes oh”
Liam smirked at you “thats not fair y/n,you know thats my jam” the only thing you do is to wink at him and continue what you started.
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“Hey everybody, we don’t have to live this way,We can all get some, yeah, we can all get paid.so what you say everybody? Gotta live it up today .We can all get some, yeah, we can all get paid” the both of you sang out,little did you know the whole neighbourhood did hear the two of you?

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“My legs were being pulled in all sorts of directions and suddenly there was a huge rip in the crotch of my trousers.” -Ryan Gage

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#chill boy #she’s only wearing pjs