lol sorry i had too okay

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April Fools DLC After Ending: Continuation of the painful 2nd Normal Ending of April Fools DLC. The feel is too much… It hit me like a rock and killed me…

How to get this ending?

You won’t be able to get this ending because it’s 1000% fake lol even my art is nowhere near cheritz cz I can’t imitate their style lol I am sorry to those who haven’t played it yet because it’s contain major spoiler of that ending…

I am thankful to my dear friend, @707-despair who had shared her idea and made some lines suggestions… Thank you my friend~ :3

Happy Birthday, Zen… ^^~

This is my early birthday present for you~ Expect something again on your birthday tho haha…

The whole After Ending VNM is under the cut~

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morse code

based off of this prompt:

hi! surprise, surprise, we’re not dead (just like someone else am I right) (okay that was too much) (I’m sorry) (have some gay)

ao3


Tap. Tap. Tap.

Sherlock had been considering deleting Morse code from his mind. After all, there was never a use for it.

He knew caring was not an advantage. He knew letting himself feel things was not good, and would probably come back to haunt him. He knew he was a high-functioning sociopath, and this wasn’t what high-functioning sociopaths do.

But his heart pushed aside all thoughts of reason and allowed him to fall for John Watson.

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Anonymous said: okay, so i had this ridiculous conversation with my friend, she always says dirty things but is too innocent minded to know what the alternative could mean. so could you do that for mx and exo. where their innocent girlfriend says something dirty, but then is like , “what? whats wrong? what did i say?” thanks sorry if its so detailed… lol

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A/N here’s the last reaction for this request sweet Anonie! Hope you like!

Kai Eonni ~


Shownu…

This would totally throw him off guard. He thought he had gotten himself a sweet innocent angel, but then here you are saying something that gets his friend downstairs excited and his mind running wild. He would be suspicious of whether the innocent side of you was just an act, or if you were really that innocent enough to say something like that with a straight face. Needless to say, this boi would be lost.

Originally posted by oldsways


Kihyun… 

He would respond in a shocked manner as well. He never expected that from you. However, once he realized that you were completely oblivious to what you had just said he would chuckle slightly, his cheeks still a little red as he says, “Jagi, be more thoughtful about what you say, especially in public, okay?” When you ask for him to explain what you had said, he would refuse at first, but if you continue to beg, he would lean into your ear and whisper, “I’ll show you when we get home.” Putting emphasis on the key word ‘show’.

Originally posted by aceyng


Wonho…

He would find this a huge turn on. The fact that you’re so innocent, but can say such dirty things, even without knowing what you said, is insanely sexy to him. He would just smirk at you, watching you as you continue talking. To others it would seem simply like a loving boyfriend admiring his girlfriend, but when you look into his eyes, there’s a whole other emotion in them, and it’s not at all innocent.

Originally posted by minpoong


Minhyuk…

He’d find this hysterical and adorable and he’d have no chill. The moment those words left your mouth Minhyuk would be losing it. The combination of your raunchy wording and oblivious facial expression would be pure gold to him. The little shit wouldn’t let you live it down either. He would bring up your mistake all the freaking time, especially in front of the other members just to see you get all adorably flustered. But then he would give you his cute charms to get you to forgive him so you wont be mad at him and will still give him his daily cuddles before bed.

Originally posted by garisanee


I.M.…

He would react the most maturely towards a situation like this out of all the members. He would actually grow protective of you, seeing you get flustered while Minhyuk and Shownu laugh like the animals they are would bring out his protective streak. He would help you recover from your slip up and would kiss your head saying, “It’s okay baby, I knew what you meant. Maybe next time try to word it differently in front of these prepubescent children.” Then he would move the conversation along to get the attention off of you, turning all his affection and attention on you. 

*pretend you’re jooheon in this gif*

Originally posted by wonhontology

Hyungwon…

He always knew that somewhere inside, you weren’t as innocent as you seem. And he would tease you about this when you two were alone, but never thought that this side of you would come out in public, and he would break into laughter. This would be like a victory for him, and would allow him to tease you in ways he felt he couldn’t before. However, he wouldn’t push it and would still hold back. He would smirk to you and give you a look that sent your heart into your throat from the gleam in his eyes. 

Originally posted by hyungvon


Jooheon… 

This would fluster him, but he also wouldn’t be able to hold in his laughter, thought he would try really hard to. He would try to cover for you, but would make it worse somehow. Causing you to get more flustered as well as your boyfriend now. This would just end horribly for both of you as the other members laugh their beautiful perfect asses off mercilessly.

(dawwww isnt he just a doll???)

Originally posted by monstaxstuff

Vernon’s Muscle’s Masterpost

OKay I’m literally trash lmao I had to make this cause, Vernon is my ultimate bias and I’m a hoe for him always so.. Lets get into this~

[Beware of CAPS, I’m too excited lol]


FIRST OFF, THIS IS WHAT INSPIRED ME TO MAKE THIS POST- LOOK AT THE BULLSHIT:

WE ARE ALL DINO HERE:

LMAO SERIOUSLY THOO WHERE DID THOSE BICEPS COME FROM? AND I TOLD YA’LL BEFORE THAT HE WAS DOING THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE CAUSE LOOK I’M-

HE CONTINUED WEARING MUSCLE SHIRT AND THESE WERE BOTH WHEN HE WAS AT THE AIRPORT COMING TO AND LEAVING L.A.

But look at that VEIN OkAY…

He came back with the sleeveless shirts like, “You THOUGHT it was over”

I was over here like:

Real quick tho.. LOOK AT HIS THIGHS

DAMN THOSE JEANS FIT HIM WELL ;)

And do you guys remember this?

CaUSE I SURE DO! Imagine what his abs look like NOW THO.. Cause this was only from 2015 or early 2016 I think.. JISOOS CHRIST..

THIS IS WHAT FUCKED ME UP YESTERDAY THO LOOK AT THIS FUCKERY:

Originally posted by gorgeousphan

BISH WHET?

SINCE WHEN? WHERE AND HOW?

LOOK AT HIS CHEST MY- Th0SE PeCS  ah shit..ok..

I’m sorry, I’m SH00K

Alright! So here’s my theory: By this time next year he’s gonna be SWOLE. MARK YOUR CALENDER’S NOW. i’M TALKING BUILT LIKE S.COUPS IS.. I’M NOT READY FAM I mean we shouldn’t be surprised because, he has said that he’s been working out sooo.. I’M JUST WARNING YA’LL NOW BEFORE HE FUCKS US ALL UP SO YOU WON’T BE LOOKING LIKE THIS-

BUT LETS BE HONEST, WE’LL STILL BE LOOKING LIKE THIS:

Originally posted by thebeautysurrounds

From the other side

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Request: Can I get a namjoon scenario where you’re an American music artist on a show kind of like jimmy fallon, and the host asks you who your celebrity crush is and you say it’s namjoon. The people are like “who dat” and then the reader explains (maybe gets asked to dance to a song and they do so?). Then somehow the boys see it and show it to nams ^~^ sorry if this was too much

Word count: 2.2k

A/N: I had a great help from @sunwasrising when adding the last bit, hope it’s okay! I didn’t know if you wanted a fake text, or a short story. So, I did this lol, and if you had a stage name? I have NOT edited or corrected the story, because I am a little busy and I’m hoping, there aren’t too many errors.

Y/S/N = Your stage name

Rock-records = Music company (I maybe, have watched big time rush)


“Welcome to Y/S/N!!” A female confidential voice, were searching your name. As the big blue boarders revealed your dressed-up frame, giving the audience your latest song. The crowd cheering and clapping at your entrance, as the speakers boomed with your angelic voice. After a few minutes of performing, a short-haired blonde approached you with open arms as her smile were pulling your lip muscles.

“Welcome to the Ellen show! Thank you for coming!” She spoke, guiding you to the white chair. Her contagious smile, made your cheeks hurt.

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oreo-the-creative-nerd  asked:

Okay I used to do skating... That was until a few months ago where I slipped and gave myself a cuncussion... And forgot how to. But could you IMAGINE if Yuri slipped and had to be re-taught how to skate? Imagine the TEARS and how much Victor and Yuri would grow as a couple and just AHHHHHHH (I lurked your profile a while and had to drop this after a follow. Sorry)

WHAT that’s awful >: …I hope you’re okay.

I just imagine viktor holding yuuri’s hands to keep him upright as he wobbles on the ice & his heart is breaking but he keeps plasters on a  smile to be encouraging to yuuri. I’m sure there would be a lot of frustrated moments too. (& we all know.. frustration leads to crying lol evil)

First Kiss: Yuta

MASTERLIST

Anon: First kiss with yuta and first make out session with taeiiiiiil 😊

Okay so I’m changing to do bullet points instead of a scenario! There are way too many members and I cant think of like 17 different ways to have a first kiss lol I mean I haven’t even had my first kiss so I’m just making this shit up lmaooooo 

If you do want a scenario though, please send it in and I will do it, otherwise I’ll just do them bullet-ed like this! Sorry again!

this is such a beautiful gif oh my fucking lord i feel like yuta is slowly pulling me back into his lane ohno

Originally posted by taetohan

  • Would be with someone he’s known for a short while
  • Like a  month
  • I don’t see him as a type to slowly fall in love with someone
  • Like he wouldn’t fall in love with his best friend
  • When he meets someone, he’d know if he likes you romantically or not
  • Just like love at first sight
  • He’d also treat them like a GF or BF too
  • Always complimenting them
  • Teasing them
  • Playing with their hair
  • Or linking arms with them
  • Okay so what actually happens?
  • You’re at the dorms
  • Just you and Yuta because the rest of the boys are rehearsing
  • But lately Yuta’s been working way too hard, overworking himself to the max
  • Up until the point, where he fainted whilst dancing
  • Ofc none of the boys knew what to do
  • SM advised Yuta to go back to the dorms to rest and refused to let any of other boys go with him
  • So they called up you, knowing you were close to him
  • Your heart shattered when you turned up at the dorms
  • When he opened the door, he was like a different person
  • His skin was a ghostly white colour
  • His hair was also disheveled and messy
  • His lips were dry and pale
  • Head dropped and a crooked back
  • It looked like he was going to fall down and faint once again
  • You quickly wrapped your arms around him, pulling him back into his bed
  • Yuta had been sick a couple of times whilst yo were there
  • You weren’t disgusted by it like any other person
  • You really felt sorry for him, you just wanted him to be happy again
  • You cooked for him
  • Even cleaned the dorms whilst he was sleeping
  • Just because you had nothing to do
  • And also because you knew the boys and Yuta work so hard and you wanted to make life easier for them
  • You brought loads of snacks for him too
  • Like cupcakes, and coca cola, and crisps, and chocolate
  • All of which he ate before he had a nap
  • When he woke up, it was like nothing was wrong in the first place
  • He showered and sorted himself
  • Whilst you went out and bought him take out
  • His heart fluttered when he saw how you cleaned for him
  • “She’s an angel”
  • When you returned, he looked awesome
  • back to his usual, cocky self
  • Smirking for some peculiar reason too
  • He was very handsy too
  • When he were eating, he made sure to sit veryyyy close to you so your thighs were touching
  • You were nervous as hell, but didn’t show it
  • You were used to him being like that
  • He put an arm around you too when you were just chatting
  • VEry very casual for now lol
  • When you started to get up to tidy up, he’d cling onto your arm like a koala bear
  • “Noooooooo, Y/N” he’d whine
  • “Yuta, what the hell? Get off, you idiot” you giggled
  • For like a minute you were trying to get away whilst he was pulling you back
  • Eventually, he pulled you back so hard you fell back onto the sofa, lying on your back
  • Yuta leaned over you, his face so close to yours that his hair fell into your face
  • You reached forward, tucking the hair back, running your fingers through his hair, trying to ignore the butterflies in your stomach
  • Yuta looked at you, smiling lightly, his eyes full of adoration for you
  • For some reason, you were suddenly filled with confidence
  • Leaning up to peck him on the lips
  • You had no idea why you did that
  • But you did
  • I mean you liked him and this was the perfect place to do it and if you had a sudden surge of confidence, wouldn’t you too?
  • He looked at you stunned
  • SLightly touching his lips with his hand as his other arm propped him up above you
  • He smiled again, not all peeved that you were the one who kissed him first
  • Pressing his lips against yours again briefly, he pulls back to look at you 
  • Just to see your reaction
  • You reacted in the same way as he did
  • Eyes slightly wide and touching your lips in surprise
  • He leaned back in again, moving his lips slowly against yours
  • His lips were warm and smooth
  • He probably smelt fantastic too like hello this is yuta who is never not perfect
  • Wasn’t too much kissing
  • Probably both smiling way too much
  • A lot f pecks afterwards
  • Basically, not really kissing literally
  • Yuta would ask you out there and then
  • Very bluntly too lol
  • “Date? Tomorrow?” between pecks
  • So yes
  • I would like it if someone kissed me like this tbh
  • Whoever dates him, however he kisses, they are lucky man

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Anonymous said: okay, so i had this ridiculous conversation with my friend, she always says dirty things but is too innocent minded to know what the alternative could mean. so could you do that for mx and exo. where their innocent girlfriend says something dirty, but then is like , “what? whats wrong? what did i say?” thanks sorry if its so detailed… lol

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A/N guys,,, i’m back. it’s been too long, and i feel so guilty for that,,, but here’s a reaction to make up for it. please forgive me,, everything is okay so thank you j-j-jackson-ah for the supportive message,,, gash i didn’t know you guys cared like that. everything is okay,, my grandma is in assisted living,, life happens,, shes a sweet old lady and she’s staying strong. <3

Kai Eonni ~


Suho…

You would be sitting at a dinner table, deciding to have a relaxing night out with the boys. You had suddenly said something, not really thinking before saying it. There was a silence throughout the group, some trying to figure out if you meant to say that, others wondering if the innocent persona you emanate was just a show all along. Suho would quickly cover it up, and if he has enough time would ‘shhh’ you before you got the whole ill phrased sentence out, knowing that you didn’t mean for it to come out like that. He would quickly try to make an excuse for you to the other members, knowing what was going through their heads at that time. As you ask, “What? What’s wrong? What did I say?” Suho would refuse to explain to you, however, if you keep asking for him to tell you, he would give in and say, “I’ll tell you when we get home Jagi. But don’t worry about it for now. Okay?”

Originally posted by suhomysuho


D.O.…

This would be what he lives for. This has happened before, and every time he would find this so amusing. However, whenever you ask for him to explain what you said, he would refuse and just ask that you never change. He finds it so sweet and cute, and he doesn’t want to ruin it by explaining the meaning of the dirty things you’re saying. He would then mock you by patting the top of your head like a kid in a loving way trying to keep a straight face while saying, “When you become more mature I’ll explain, but until then, no.”

Originally posted by jonginssoo


Chanyeol…

This would shock Puppy-Channie. He would find this hilarious and would jokingly ask, “Babe, have you been holding out on me this whole time?” However, he would know that you were too innocent and meant the latter meaning. This has happened many times and he would always tease you before explaining what the other meaning is. He would enjoy watching your face change into an expression of shock as you quickly rush to explain you didn’t mean that. He would always tease you, wrapping his long arm around your shoulder and say, “But did you really not mean that? Or are you trying to give me hint?” Like the little ass he is. However, the moments this tall ridiculous giant really lives for are when you slip up in front of the other members, especially the other little ass Baekhyun so they can bully you together. And don’t think that Chanyeol isn’t sending a text to Baekhyun when Baek isn’t there to witness it first hand, ‘cause the moment you mess up, Chanyeol is sending that shit faster than lightning – like a mom sending a video of their child walking for the first time to the husband.

Originally posted by starboychanyeol


Xiumin…

This would shock little cinnamon roll. He would feel sympathetic, especially if it was in front of others, because he knows you don’t mean it in that way. However, you would catch on that you said something questionable when you see the face Xiu-Xiu makes *cue gif* He would try to reassure you that he knew what you really meant, but there are those times when you get so fed up with his and especially the other member’s dirty minds, but all sweet-mittens-Xiu would be able to say is, “I’m sorry Jagi, but… We’re men, we can’t help it if our brains are wired to 98% of the time to think sexually.”

Originally posted by exosgoldentrash


Lay…

He wouldn’t notice. And if you were with the other members, he still wouldn’t notice, and you two would need the other members to explain it to both of you. He would probably do the same thing, say one thing, but it be taken by other people around you guys as something dirty and sexy. The best part would be you two talking about something and then Lay says one thing that sounds dirty and you reply with something else that sounds even dirtier and you two don’t notice –having completely serious faces, talking in a fairly serious tone as well – but Baekhyun and Chanyeol were sitting there waiting for this moment, their phone cameras on and rolling, ready and catching the golden moment for laughs later in the very near future when the rest of the members come home and they share it with them.

*Lay learning the alternate meaning of what he said*

Originally posted by yixingcanbeagif2


Chen…

Chen would have a hoot about this. This would be his daily dose of entertainment, and the best part for him is that it was his girlfriend. He would also find this as a good way to get you all hot-and-bothered while teaching you new things about ‘activities’ you can do in bed. Chen would see this as a win-win for both sides, being a win for you ‘cause you’re learning and a win for him because his girlfriend is leaning new sexy things and also he gets a laugh out of it. He’s a gorgeous sexy beast that knows how to use his time to his benefit, let’s just end it on that.

Originally posted by k-krazeh


Kai…

He would approach this situation with more maturity out of all of these morons. Of course he would let a chuckle out, I mean, who doesn’t laugh at unplanned dirty jokes from the most unexpected of people? He would quietly lean over and whisper into your ear, “You might want to rephrase that Jagiya…” Giving you a heads up when he sees you look confused as to why the other members are trying – but failing – to hold in their laughter.

Originally posted by sunkai


Baekhyun…

Hysterical laughs, that’s all you’ll be able to hear after you let out a poorly constructed phrase. He would need a moment to get himself together as you sit there confused as to what you said that was so funny. He would be willing to explain the other meaning, but would ask you a few times, “Are you sure you want to know?” just to be sure you’re 100% ready to hear what he and the other members heard. After when you get flustered, Baekhyun would cuddle you close as he gushes over you, “Awww, my Jagiya is too cute and innocent for this world! I can’t handle your cuteness Jagi!”

Originally posted by ethereal-baek


Luhan…

This would also come as a shock to Luhan. He liked the innocent side of you, giving him the feeling of responsibility to care for you – a feeling he likes. However, he wouldn’t hate this either, it would be cute, and he would get a laugh out of it, however, when you ask him to explain what you said, he would refuse, saying, “No, you’re too innocent minded, and I like you like that.” Giving you a kiss on the forehead to show his affection and unconditional love for you.

Originally posted by callmeminseok


Tao…

The moment that phrase leaves your mouth, expect Tao to give you that ‘What the fuck?’ expression. He would have those days where he acts dramatic about it and rests his forehead on his hand, needing to take a break from the world and all it’s throwing at him in that moment. Though those reactions would be rare, most of the time he would tell you to rephrase what you said, then remind you that you need to think about what you say so you don’t come off as a pervert to people who don’t know the real you – meaning the innocent you. He would always feel bad for his harsh responses though and would silently apologize by giving you extra affection later.

Originally posted by key-tao


Sehun…

This would shock Sehun. Probably into silence to be honest. He wouldn’t know where this came from and would be questioning the relationship – not whether you should break up, but wondering if you were one of those girls where you act like an innocent lady in the streets but become a freak in the sheet. ‘Cause to be honest, Sehunnie-Poo isn’t sure if he’s ready for that kind of Fifty Shades of Grey relationship just yet. After all, he is still just barely older than a toddler, lezz be honest, we’re counting in male-maturity years after all. He didn’t think that was where the relationship was heading. He would ask if you knew what you just said, in a fairly serious manner, and when you give him a blank stare back, he would sigh in relief and realize your innocent mind was as close to a dirty mind as you would get. He would then tell you to be careful about what you say to who.

Originally posted by markleesdoft


Kris…

He would find this cute and very endearing. He would always cover up for you when out with other people, just to help you from getting flustered, however when you two are alone and you slip up, Kris would tease you about it. Loving you blushed cheeks and rush to fix what you said, sometimes only making it worse, giving him more of a laugh. He would always pamper you afterwards though, trying to get you to forgive him when he pushed you too far and got you upset with him.

Originally posted by irpsychotic

THE ELLEN SHOW: Chapter 11

A/N: So tumblr is dumb and had been crashing because my chapters are too long. lol wow okay. So I’ve had to break one chapter down into two chapters, unfortunately. I know this sucks for you guys because it breaks the flow of it, so I’m sorry. ANYWAYS ENJOY

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“Alright, so what were you thinking for hair?” The hair stylist asked as he ran his fingers through it.

You looked to Charlie on the chair in the dressing room, the apple on her laptop brightly shining as it sat on her lap. She looked up from her phone and shrugged. She really didn’t care that much.

Looking back to the stylist you also shrugged. “I don’t know? What did you have in mind? I don’t really care at this point anymore?” You had been asked how you wanted your hair, makeup or clothes so many times that it started to matter less and less what was done, as long as at the end it looked good.

“Okay.” The stylist said as he looked over your hair thinking. “What are you wearing tonight?”

You told the stylist the ensemble you would be wearing that was sitting on the rack in the corner of the room. He thought about it a while before he told you what he was planning for hair. A few moments later the makeup artist did the same. They both began to work on you as you sat in the chair looking through your phone and playing your music.

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OKAY BUT GUES WHO IS BACK!

I literally can’t believe I really survived all this shit lately and managed to finish all my projects, so AT LAST I’m able to draw again! Guess I need now to finish request for @pikuna who have waited for too long, sorry! :,D

Oh, and here’s my cover art for the Stricklake novel I also had to write for school. Don’t know if I’m going to translate it on English, because I’m like really tired of all the translation I had to do last week, lol

Title: It’s All Gone Pear-Shaped

   Author: anonymous until reveals

   Status: Completed

   Rating: PG-13

   Length: One Shot

   Genre: Romance, Fluff, Comedy

   Summary: Chanyeol’s a model, okay? Even if the shoots focus more on the fruit he so carefully holds than the handsome and shapely lines of his body, he is still a model. He just hopes Baekhyun thinks so too. 

[Admin Notes: omg this is such a great read I really had a good laugh lol chanyeol is the cutest fruit man bless 😍 

P.S. sorry for the horrible layout my laptop isn’t working so i’m just using my phone;; - Admin Elle ♡]

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Be Careful With Her *Loki x Reader*

Originally posted by love-is-in-the-air-baby-love

Requested by Anon: Just to add to the list: a Loki oneshot where the reader is dating him but she’s also good friends with Thor. She loves getting piggyback rides from Thor and he’s always tossing her around but Loki freaks out because he thinks one of these days he’s is going to hurt her? Just fluff and cute stuff please? lol :’) 
Warnings: Swearing, Fluff & Loki being cute
Admins Note: Sorry, we’ve got so much in our inbox of prompt & ships that sometimes requests gets lost in the sea. I hope this is okay. I actually like writing Loki stuff, I am planning on do a second part to ‘Too Good To Be True’ but that won’t be for a while, maybe end of this month, before doing Christmas requests.


      No one really understood how you could date Loki. You were probably the nicest person any of the Avengers had ever met, sweet and caring, almost motherly over them all. Yet, you are dating Loki. It baffled them all, he was the exact opposite, he wanted all humans to either kneel for him or die… but yet you were the exception for him. He really did care for you, not that he showed it in front of anyone but when it was just you both, he was actually really sweet and nice; a side you were very grateful to see. 

      You got along with all the Avengers, you did sort of work for them, help them with injuries but it’s very rare they get really injured; something you are also grateful for. For a while everyone was slightly on edge with the fact you are dating Loki but eventually they all got over it, well some more than others but still they respected your decision, plus you told them that Loki is a sweetheart to you- he wasn’t amused that you told them that but it made them let off. 
You especially get along with Thor, since you are so much smaller than both him and Loki it amused him- you reminded Thor of a doll because of how petite you are. Thor treats you like a rag-doll, he picks you up, throws you in the air, he makes you laugh: Loki treats you like a porcelain doll, gentle touches and light hugs. 

      “You are so light, its like there is nothing on my back,” Thor muses loudly, making Natasha, Steve, Jane and Bruce laugh. You were gripped tightly to Thor’s back as he strides around the living area. He was now moving quickly, it was difficult to hold on, it made you laugh as he jumped so you would move upward and be more comfortable. 
      “Well not everyone is a massive God,” you teased back, he chuckled loudly with everyone. “I mean you fly around and fight people, I’m a fragile human,” you confirmed and he carried on laughing, running around the sofas with you on his back.
      Thor grabbed you and held you under your arm pits, you already knew where this was going, he then threw you in the air and everyone laughed loudly as you screamed; of course he caught you every time but he would throw and let you fall on the sofas with a bounce sometimes. 

      “OH MY WORD!” someone shouted. Thor jumped and turned around as you fall onto the sofas with a smack, you peaked over and see Loki glaring at Thor and everyone else. “What did I say about doing this?” he asked, his voice sharp and stern, looking right at his brother who stood sheepish but a small hint of amusement still; Jane and Natasha stood snickering, Steve was trying to hide his smile also.
       “Not to because (Y/N) is not a God and can be hurt,” Thor muttered childishly, you giggled looking between Thor and Loki. “She likes it,” he defended and you nodded, only to have the same glare cast at you, you shut your mouth closed and remained behind the sofa.
       “Be careful with her, please” Thor nodded and you stood up on the sofa, jumping slightly as you waited for their small dispute to be over.

      “Can I have another piggyback ride now?” You asked, Loki started to shake his head, saying he doesn’t want Thor to anymore and you pouted. “Steve, please?” you begged both and Loki rolled his eyes and nodded, making everyone chuckled as you leaped onto the surprised Steve’s back he stumbled and laughed before running off, Thor chasing after you both.
      “Let’s play catch the (Y/N)” he yelled, Steve then stopped and tossed you to Thor who ran with you, all the while you were laughing with Natasha and Jane, and Loki was running and yelling after you three.

(Sorry its slightly short, I didn’t really know what to do with this, I had fun writing it but I honestly lost it like half-way through. Hope this is actually okay. You can request; imagines, ships and one shots by myself or Angie - Rosalee)

ana-kagetsu  asked:

"Wait a minute. Are you jealous?!" For Gawain/Chris (I pondered "If you die I'm gonna kill you" but that seemed a little too obvious lol)

(okay sorry but for the idea i had to work needed to change the line a little)

There were ½ a dozen people in the Kingsman gym. Gawain and Eggsy were in the ring blowing off some of the steam that had built up on their joint mission to America. They had gotten back two nights ago but were still a little restless. The figured a good way to deal with everything was to beat each other up.

They were grappling on the ground and the others in the gym had all stopped their work outs to watch. Everyone was so engaged in the fight they didn’t notice the door open.

They all absolutely heard though, “You fucking tosser.” Chris had really good projection for yelling.

Chris stormed across the gym and they were all surprised when he easily rolled himself into the boxing ring. “Fucking wanker, I can’t believe you fucking fucked up like this. What the fuck, you giant useless dildo? How could you?” He roared. He was holding something in his hand. “The only thing going up yer ass anytime soon is my foot or a rusty mic stand!” He roared and threw a pair of trousers and pants at Gawain clearly way too slim for the man.

Just about the perfect size for Eggsy.

Eggsy tried to grab them off of Gawain who was still on the ground. He looked at Merlin who just shrugged. No one was quite sure what to do. Chris was beyond furious, and they all thought that maybe he had a right to be.

“I can explain -” Gawain said slowly, standing up. He handed the clothes to Eggsy. “The mission parameters changed, and darling, you and I aren’t exclusive, we’ve always agreed to that.” Gawain was speaking slowly, like to a trapped animal. “If that’s changed, shouldn’t we talk about it first?”

Chris rolled his eyes. “Like I give a fuck if you shagged The Wool Man!” he yelled. “He’s got a pert arse and if it kept ya alive to come home, let him suck yer pathetic cock as much as he needs to.”

“But, sweet one, you sound…are you jealous?” Gawain asked confused.

“Why does he think Chris is all fluff and rainbows?” Sean asked Sin who was recording the whole thing.

“Hell if I know, Chris is a grumpy bastard,” Sin whispered back.

Chris was pacing in the ring. “Turned out the pockets didn’t I, to see if there were a person to return them to. Which was stupid because if it were a mission shag, they were a one off in a different country. Only realized they were Kingsman pants -”

“How?” Gawain wondered.

“Hamish has an idiosyncratic stitch,” Chris waved it away.

“Interesting observation,” Merlin said to himself. He’d have to talk to Hamish about that.

“Anyways, then it fell out,” Chris said. He looked furious. “DID YOU, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH DEVOID OF A SOUL SEE THE DARK TOWER WITHOUT ME?”

“Oh shit,” Eggsy said. Merlin gestured for Eggsy to get out of the ring, fast.

“Well, sure,” Gawain answered. Every man in the room was backing up slowly. Merlin began planning Gawain’s funeral. “Just a movie right?”

“Well, he’s dead,” Sin whispered. He kept recording as he backed away.

“Just a movie?” Chris’s voice went from yelling to a whisper. “I have first editions, all signed. I have Roland’s gun tattooed on my shoulder. I wrote a song called keeping Ka-tet. Stephen King tweeted that the youtube video was awesome. I printed that tweet and have it framed.” Chris was advancing on Gawain who was truly cluing in that he was in more danger now that he had ever been on the mission. “I have had the tickets to it ordered for a month at that theatre Baldy McResting BitchFace owns. I had t-shirts made up for us. And you went to see it with The Wool Man to kill time on the mission.” Chris went over to the corner and grabbed the tape and wrapped his fingers before putting on the gloves. 

All the agents who were fleeing, stopped in their tracks. Gawain was rather good at boxing. This couldn’t go well.

“Baby, I’m so sorry. We can still go see it, it was really good!”

“Not helping yourself,” Sin coughed.

“If you spoil even one thing in it, I’ll put a drum stick down your throat,” Chris warned. He took up a boxing stance.

“Darling, my heart, I can’t fight you, I’ll -”

Chris threw a left hook that took Gawain down. “My drum kit is named Deschain, you fucking tosser. And my dad won three golden gloves and a goddamn silver medal at the olympics.” 

“I love you,” Gawain said in awe. “My sweet drummer.”

“I’m kicking yer arse and taking someone else to the movie. Any takers?” He asked the crowd.

Tristan who had been silent the whole time. “I’ll go with you,” He glared at Gawain. “You never fuck with a man’s thing.” Everyone in the room nodded in agreement.

Gawain grinned at Chris and raised his gloves.

Chris’s grin was much sharper, “You are so dead, Secret Agent Man.”

justlookatthehearteyes  asked:

HL, getting caught out in the rain together, please? 😊❤

okay, here we go.  2 months later, lol.  Sorry if this is not what you had in mind.

“Louis,” Harry mumbled.  He wrapped his arms around his shivering body, too cold to wipe away the icy drips of rain that kept running down the slope of his nose.  “Lou.”    

Louis stood several feet away, twisting a small bore auger into the soil beneath a sodden patch of vegetation.  If he’d heard Harry at all, he gave no indication.  

“Louis, come on!” Harry said, more forcefully this time, pushing the words out past his chattering teeth.  It had been sunny blue skies and unseasonably warm when Louis had initially roped him into coming along on this soil-sample gathering trip, three hours before, so Harry was woefully underdressed for frigid drizzle in his useless windbreaker.  He just wanted to go home, already.

He’d been wanting to leave for going on half an hour now — and had repeatedly said so — but Louis showed absolutely no signs of slowing down — still collecting sample after sample and muttering under his breath about silt and sand.  Harry sighed deeply, looking at the woods that surrounded them as he tried to quell his rising frustration.  All of the colors felt muted by the heavy gloom of the gray sky except the newly spring green of the forrest floor, and it might have been beautiful under other circumstances, but Harry was pissed off.

I didn’t even want to come in the first place! He thought, darkly, hugging himself even more tightly against the chill.  He always fucking does this.  He never fucking listens.      

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so I was strolling around the mall today and guESS WHAT I FUCKING GOT FOR JUST $20

(sorry for the shitty quality and my shitty room lmfao) BUT 12 POSTERS. NOT THOSE SHITTY ONES YOU FIND IN A MAGAZINE NOOOOO BUT 12 HIGH QUALITY, GLOSSY, RECENT 2015 POSTERS OF MY FAVORITE IDIOTS WITH A BONUS FUCKING STICKER SHEET. ALL FOR $20 MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME

***shoutout to the cashier at too cool who’s also a fellow army and told me not to get a bag bc I should stare at these all day u da real mvp

anonymous asked:

Notp: jikook/yoonmin ;;

Jikook I’ve never really liked? I don’t like the dynamic as much as other people and honestly kook and jimin act like true brothers to me idk. It feels just so very platonic for me.

As for yoonmin… I just had this ship ruined for me lol. It used to be one of my favorites, but as time wore on, I realized… Yoongi and Jimin are two different people and I don’t see this ship. I think it’s watered down and over done by the fandom (sorry it’s just my opinion) and I would rather see something like minjoon or yoonjin. -shrugs-

my NOTP too | I don’t ship it | it’s okay | I ship it hard | OTP

Send Me Your NOTPs!

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TLC Shipweeks- Week One Day Two- Satellite

u know when an artist is like “lol my style is so inconsistent here”? well my style is really inconsistent here lmso. i don’t rlly like this

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Paparazzi: Excuse me, Crescent?!

P: What was it like being imprisoned on the satellite for over 7 years?

(background reads “Sybil”)

Carswell: Sorry, are we getting paid for this interview?

Cress: oh thank stars

Consider- Cress and Thorne going on their route/passing out the cure/whatever and Cress gets cornered by paparazzi :)  I wish i had more time bc i wanted to do smthn brotp-ish with Jacin or Wolf for this theme too but meh. maybe tomorrow as a sort of bonus

wait okay actual bonus-

this was my original idea but consider it the sequel to up above, once they get away from the crowd and back on the Rampion. if ur rlly nice and buy my strawberry milk i’ll go back and finish it :3c

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I was tagged in this by @jugandbettsdetectiveagency  and @believe-that-you-can-my-friend  because they want to know more about me (idk why though lol). I am not completely sure if I will leave it up for long because I get kinda nervous with the internet knowing too much about me (not that I don’t trust y’all lol) (also sorry you have to see my ugly mug)(also also I had just finished a super long hike dont judge lol 🙈🙈🙈🙈)

Post your lock screen, home screen, last song you played and last selfie or picture you took (whichever you prefer), then tag 4 blogs to do the same.

I tag: every single person I have seen on my dash has done this so I am just gonna let y’all  go at it if you want lol 

EDIT: I have decided to tag some homies @freetimefase @quirkyanya @betsforsythetrash @bugheadjones-the-third

tearoffire: I wonder if it was my birthday everyday, would I age another year for each day? Oh no, then I would become really old extremely fast! Unless it was like a time-loop similar to ‘Groundhog Day’ hmm… that would be interesting ^_^

emerald-heart12: Thank you! It’s okay, I’m a little late responding to you too lol. I did have a terrific birthday!

lairep: YES, I HAVE HAD THE BIRTH! THANK!! Hehe and I think it’s going pretty well so far. I hope I continue to have many more also! Sorry I was late replying too, Thank you again!