lol sauce

Different kinds of 5SOSFam while 5SOS is on hiatus

~ The Waiters
• “I’ll wait til 5sos comes back”
• I’m a loyal bitch
• Still can’t get over in sgfg

~ The 5soser that became Kpoper
• can’t resist anymore
• waiting is boring
• still loves 5sos tho

~ The Updaters
• LUKE W/ PETUNIA ON IG STORY
• LUKE W/ PETUNIA
• W/ PETUNIA
• PETUNIA
• MICHAEL WITH CRYSTAL
• ASHTON BOUGHT A SUNGLASS
• CALUM SOMEWHERE BREATHING

~ The 5sos3
• WHERE THE HELL IS 5SOS3 FUCK U 5SOS WHAT KIND OF DISRESPECT IS THIS FOR THE 5SOSFAM
• every time that 5SOS will tweet, They’ll reply with “Where’s 5SOS3”
• BITCH I’M READY

~ The Deadt Like Idols
• Deadt# like 5SOS
• forgots their twt password
• forgots their twt username
• who the hell is 5sos
• will comeback if 5sos also comeback

~ The Tissue Collector
• re-watched all old 5sos vids
• plays old 5sos songs in shuffle
• Misses 5sos
• looking at the old photos will cry
• looks like experiencing breakup but just have tissues scattered to her room bc cri to 5sos
• automatically becames emo whenever hearing 5sos musics

  • Naruto: so, Sasuke, what do you want for your birthday?
  • Sasuke: *blinks* you mean as a gift?
  • Naruto: Yeah! I'll give you anything you want
  • Sasuke: *blinks*
  • Naruto: when I say anything, I mean ANYTHING
  • Sasuke: *blinks once again and then blushes furiously*
  • Sasuke: meet me in your office at midnight
  • Naruto: *doesn't get it* um okay
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a lot of people have understandably been shitting on rick and morty lately bc of the obnoxious fans but I just saw someone say that the art is ‘as ugly and generic as any other unfunny adult cartoon’ and I thought that was like, pretty unfair and false…the artists of rick & morty are very talented and creative! they put a lot of genuine effort into the art! they’re also not the ones who stabbed someone over meme sauce lol

dude my brain hurts rn bc of rick and morty okay listen to this theory that im partly making up and people have also talked about before:

remember the mega seeds from the first episode? the ones that morty put up his butt and gave him temporary super intelligence, that rick couldnt carry bc they would fall out of his butt? (ew)

and remember evil morty, the one that controlled a rick, murdered other ricks and tried to frame Our Rick for it?

he hates ricks obviously. and morty doesnt know many good coping skills.

what if…. fueled by a hatred of rick for abandoning him and belittling him so often, he turns to the seeds as a drug? maybe turns those fruits into a smoothie? drinks it throughout the day via idunnnooo a certain flask that we see rick carry throughout the series?

consumes them on a regular basis in order to “compete” with ricks own intelligence ultimately trying to exact his revenge on him? and the seeds disable his motor skills just like the first episode and make him drool and spaz out on the floor, but once he builds tolerence the seizures subside leaving???

*drum roll*

a super intelligent. stuttering. drooling. self loathing addict, capable of anything. willing to go to any length to take revenge on one person for destroying all he’s ever loved including his family

now who does that sound like?

oh shit thats right. rick.

if rick and morty are the same person it would explain why rick is so hard on him all the time. he hates himself. and his grandpa. so he killed another version of him and took his place so he could be with his family.