15th December. Antis and ReySky theorists walk into the cinema to see The Last Jedi.
“We’re gonna collect reylo shippers tears today, HA!” They say as the movie starts.
But the shock, the horror is painted on their faces when none of what they expect happens. All their bad-conceived theories crumble down in the span of two hours. When the lights come on again, they’re left in their seats. Paralysed. Terrified. Doomed.
“How… how are we going to face Tumblr after this?”
“I made 3 whole blogs just to hate on reylo, I will look like a fool now!”
“At least you don’t have a blog called reyskywalkerforpresident.”
The apocalypse begins. Entire blogs disappear, URLs change, people swearing to their gods that they never meant to hurt anyone and were totally shipping reylo since the beginning, people denying ever believing in such a stupid, debunked thing as Rey Skywalker, thousands of words of hate disappear from tumblr without a trace.
It’s the 16th December. The reylo tag has never been as clean from hate as it is today. It almost feels unreal.
“I always knew they couldn’t be cousins! Please believe me! I never meant to tell anyone to die over a ship!” an anti screams down the corridor as they get dragged away.
But it’s not that easy. It can’t be that easy.
A lonely ReySky theorist trembles in a corner. The Reylo fam looks around. Everything is quiet. All Antis gone.
“When they come and ask you what happened here,” a reylo shipper tells the poor soul, “tell them that Tumblr remembers. Tell them that Reylo shippers came for them.”
when im feeling /really/ Rowdy i follow some ziams bc those people eat conspiracy theories for breakfast and F*CK YOU if you haven’t thought at least once that zayn leaving was an alien mind control scheme or something like tbh?????? i’m here for the ziams
(i mean this with all the love in the world i literally love ziams so much they keep me young)