Peter Maximoff+Reader for the ship meme please!
Gives nose/forehead kisses
Peter. You know he’s around if you feel random things touching your face. The random things being his lips obviously.
Gets jealous the most
Peter. If somebody flirts with you, they end up miles away and very confused.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
If you get drunk, Peter will tolerate driving so you don’t get extra sick due to his speed. He can’t really get drunk though (in my opinion).
Takes care of on sick days
Peter is used to being babied when he’s sick because of his mom so you take care of him.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Peter. You literally have no choice you’ll just appear there.
Gives unprompted massages
Peter tries but he’s too fast so it’s not that great.
Peter doesn’t have the patience to ride in or drive a car.
Brings the other lunch at work
Even better, Peter will whisk you away and take you somewhere awesome for lunch.
Has the better parental relationship
If you’re just talking about his mom, it’s Peter, because his mom is the best. His dad is the opposite.
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Peter tried, but you both ended up finding it more hilarious than sexy.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
You. Peter has so many videos.
Still cries watching Titanic
You always tear up a little and Peter makes fun of you.
Firmly believes in couples costumes
Peter. He’s usually very set on dressing up as band members.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
Peter and he actually pays for the things instead of stealing them, which is always a shock.
Makes the other eat breakfast
Peter already has breakfast made before you’re even awake so you really have no excuse.
Peter only remembers when he notices you looking pissed and spends the whole day trying to make up for it.
Brings up having kids
It was actually Peter’s little sister. She always asks when you’re going to have a baby and Peter just blushes.