lol remember when i didn't ship them

anonymous asked:

Peter Maximoff+Reader for the ship meme please!

Gives nose/forehead kisses

Peter. You know he’s around if you feel random things touching your face. The random things being his lips obviously.

Gets jealous the most

Peter. If somebody flirts with you, they end up miles away and very confused.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

If you get drunk, Peter will tolerate driving so you don’t get extra sick due to his speed. He can’t really get drunk though (in my opinion).

Takes care of on sick days

Peter is used to being babied when he’s sick because of his mom so you take care of him.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

Peter. You literally have no choice you’ll just appear there.

Gives unprompted massages

Peter tries but he’s too fast so it’s not that great.

Drives/rides shotgun

Peter doesn’t have the patience to ride in or drive a car.

Brings the other lunch at work

Even better, Peter will whisk you away and take you somewhere awesome for lunch.

Has the better parental relationship

If you’re just talking about his mom, it’s Peter, because his mom is the best. His dad is the opposite.

Tries to start role-playing in bed

Peter tried, but you both ended up finding it more hilarious than sexy.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

You. Peter has so many videos.

Still cries watching Titanic

You always tear up a little and Peter makes fun of you.

Firmly believes in couples costumes

Peter. He’s usually very set on dressing up as band members.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

Peter and he actually pays for the things instead of stealing them, which is always a shock.

Makes the other eat breakfast

Peter already has breakfast made before you’re even awake so you really have no excuse.

Remembers anniversaries

Peter only remembers when he notices you looking pissed and spends the whole day trying to make up for it.

Brings up having kids

It was actually Peter’s little sister. She always asks when you’re going to have a baby and Peter just blushes.