lol omg lol idk y i have time to make this

recommended reading~

while you’re waiting for me to post or just looking for suggestions, i hope this helps! it took me ages to compile and i’ll update as i come across new pieces, so i hope that both readers and writers alike appreciate this’=) as a reader i know how satisfying it is to read quality fics, and as a writer i know how gratifying it is when someone acknowledges your work. i’ll be honest, it’s mostly smut and lots of fantasy!au because i am a mermaid princess, so of course i’m always thirsty; BUT it’s not all that this list is, i assure you there’s a nice mix of everything~

love always, 토끼 언니

my mobile master list.

last edited may 16 ′17 (top three are new)

*i edit this post constantly, so be sure to check it often for updates! i used to keep authors together, but now i just put the newest pieces at the top. i’m always looking for new material, so don’t hesitate to dm me some or drop me suggestions in my ask!

**if you have written or read any scenarios/fics of any genre for SF9, IKON, VARSITY, B.A.P, PENTAGON, VAV, or NCT please send them to me!! these groups need more love!!!

professor turned call boy (smut) || @aegyotrashcan

i can SO see taeyong as a strict prof omg, and this just in time for finals too ;)

lightweight two (smut) || @btssmutgalore

okay this was a lot angstier than i thought it was going to be but the storyline is good i enjoyed it. this one is for you jungkook noonas~

my teddy bear (smut) || @hyungjooki

points for creativity, wow this opened my eyes to a new world. didn’t exactly match changkyun but this deserved a spot on the list~

rhythm (smut) || @onlylovekpop

I AM SCREAMING SO MUCH CAN THIS BE MY LIFE PLEASE wow i’m not sure i’ve felt SO in tune with Y/N before lol. she actually felt like me this time. i’m always down for jooheon and you should be too.

nude two (smut) || @btssmutgalore

okay i’m not into sexting nor did i ever think i would be, but this scenario has changed my life!! accidentally sending taehyung a nude is actually the best thing ever, wow. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS PIECE. it’s so well written, 10s all around. the dialogue is A+++++++

forbidden (smut) || @btssmutgalore

hoseok is one of your brother’s (taehyung) best friends and it’s hard to deny each other when you’re both around each other so often..

a secret || @stormae

MAE NEVER DISAPPOINTS!! college!nct and some sicheng yes please! technically there is slight smut but truthfully i think it’s the build up that makes it feel so intense so if you’re not in the mood for heavy stuff you should definitely read this.

control (smut) || @jungblue

i usually steer clear from dom!reader pieces because it’s not me at all BUT if i ever did venture out to try myself as a switch this is exactly how i think it would go down, realistically. i really really enjoyed this jimin one~

taste (smut) || @jungblue

poly!taegi help loosen you up while studying so ya know, so you can uh,, think better..:.

step-brother (smut) || @idolimagines

i actually read this one a long time ago but i lost it, but i found it!! so much angst and tension with soon-to-be stepbrother!jaebum oh my eff. it’s a mini series and markson have notable characters throughout! i cried a lot, i loved this so much.

arrangement (smut) || @the-goddesswrites

call boy!hyunwoo is already a yes please BUT this storyline makes it 10,000x better oh my gosh please read this. the appreciation i have for this piece is through the roof.

daddy devil one two (smut) || @dom-joonie

i am such a power sub and this gives me life!!! devil!namjoon ruler of all 7 levels of hell? how can you not be intrigued by this one. (i’m not super into “daddy” but i like the dynamics i just personally prefer another name haha)

the boy next door (smut) || @hansolmates

ROOMMATE!HANSOL!!! this one is so well written with such a good storyline and character development ah. jeonghan+jisoo have active parts in this as well. i cried too but what’s new lol.

misunderstandings (smut) || @hallyuwriters

if you’re new here, know now that i am SO into fantasy au. especially werewolf!! so here’s a mildly angst-ish vampire!you and werewolf!taehyung.

call boy (smut) || @caliboyjaeffrey

rylee and these nct call boy fics are gonna be the death of me. sicheng is such a sweetie, my gosh.

bonus round (smut) || @bxebxee

if i harbored feelings for hoseok this long i too would also give in at the stairwell *insert upside down smiley*

impatient (smut) || @bxebxee

royalty!au and prince taehyung, oh gosh. you’re betrothed to each other and he writes you private letters and ahh i am a mess already please read just read

wait for it (smut) || @workofteaguk

i am such a sucker for royalty!au and with  prince jungkook? hell yeah i’m going to love it. you’re also a princess, how can you not enjoy this one! there’s mild angst but hang tight because it all works out in the end!

call boy two (smut) || @caliboyjaeffrey

so this one was actually on the list AGES ago but sweetheart went and added a second part AND I LOVE IT EVERY BIT AS THE FIRST!! you need to read it!!1! but i do need to warn you that taeyong AND yuta are in this so you will have to wear your seatbelts okay bbies~

face riding (smut) || @17mounteens

there is so much more than just face riding lol but this minghao one shot is well written (as with everything else admin scooter writes – quality). i feel like minghao deserves more writers.. but yeah hehe

thin walls (smut) || @chokemewithjaehyunschoker

neighbor!jaehyun (i might have a thing for neighbor!jaehyun idk this is like the second one haha). this one was very different from the usuals, really really recommend~

jailbreak two || @jooheonster

criminal!jooheon. security guard!you (but you quit after the first, js). this two parter actually takes place like a year a part but that makes it even better? so much tension and feels my gosh.

on a dare (smut) || @badgirlfanfics

this wasn’t even supposed to be angst but i cried?? kihyun being an ass is amusing as always but this felt so real? ANYWAY the storyline is ridiculously good, the smut is amazing, and wah it’s just perfect in every way ok.

shotgun under the blood moon two (smut) || @2badseoulsad

okay i was so conflicted on whether or not to put my own writing but if you only ever read one thing by me LET THIS BE IT. smoker!taehyung but of all the other boys make notable appearances. it’s smut, but it’s funny too, and ah please just read this i promise you’ll enjoy it ok. probably the peak of my writing career.

say his name || @haeng-syo-peace

this fic is the reason i opened this blog to start writing again i kid you not. a must read. it has EVERYTHING in it, and copious amounts of angst and smut. jiho and namjoon!

sins and virtues (smut) || @blackpearl-scenarios

demon!namjoon, i’m kinda emo over this one.

passion (smut) || @deathbyyoongi

hobi angst-fluff-smut done proper!! realistic but dreamy, ah, i love it.

until we meet again || @alienpikachu

this ghost!taehyung piece will rip your heart out and piece it all together again and you’ll be crying and you’ll love it ok.

i don’t bite || @alienpikachu

eeeee vampire!yoongi and guess who delivers his packages..

tinder 2.0 (smut) || @tayegi

a fabulous concept with some angst and jungkook!!

adoration (smut) || @pleaseseokjin

werewolf!seokjin is your boyfriend but watch out for namjoon bc he’s in heat…

time of the month (smut) || @no-more-cream

werewolf!jimin yessss. also appearances by the other two rotten maknae.

why not? two (smut) || @monbebeaf

best friend!changkyun is so comforting and i need him in my life ahh.

territory (smut) || @imaginethisbts

dogboy!taehyung is such a cute concept ugh.

talk dirty to me (smut) || @idolized-scenarios

kiseok(simon d) and that low voice comE ON.

with love and money (smut) || @jaebumgotme

sugar daddy!yoongi realness. it’s got a good storyline, and yonni paints beautiful pictures in your head i’m tellin’ u~

blue bloods (smut) || @jaebumgotme

why do i love when jimin is abrasive but not? tbh pretty sad.

i’m not a kid, two (smut) || @drquinzelharleen

businessman!jungkook as your boss’ son with an actual storyline yay!!

scent, sweat, heat (smut) || @itsyvvngis

werewolf!jungkook dramaaaaa. chimchim makes an appearance too~

feelings || @tenpioca

this soulmate!donghyuck(haechan) is next level, really love the concept!

not to be || @tenpioca

ah soulmate!jaehyun for when things seem bleak but you just gotta make things happen.

soon, two, three ,four || @blubeeny

this novella should be published my gosh it’s flawless! romance, heartache, smut, fluff, it’s got everything. probably the truest piece to minhyuk as fiction can get~

from dust to dust || @jungkxook

warlock!jimin has my heart torn. there’s some smut in here but it’s light.

claimed (smut) || @ellieljade

tbh jimin is a real brat and gets jealous bc of how flirty hobi is around you but of course my heart is still fluttering after finishing this so..

elevator rides and expert tongues (smut) || @mystikimagines

a classic. oh yoongi…

roommates? two (smut) || @keurimnsuga

THIS ICONIC TWO PARTER WAS THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP. it holds a very dear place in my heart. also, who doesn’t want taehyung as a roommate.

princess (smut) || @daddyjooheon

jooheon is my ult so of course this is in here.

color you mine (smut) || @noir0neko

teacher!jimin oh be still my beating heart!

below zero (smut) || @noir0neko

in a world where you’re both rich but of course you’re still not enough (to everyone but taehyung). super angsty but i love hurting myself so

void, two, three || @ncttrashaf

if you like dying here’s a johnny trilogy. eloquently written though, bless~

just one day (smut) || @t-o-p-madam

I HAVE NEVER CRIED MORE AND LOVED IT SO MUCH. i’m not trying to shove this one down your throat but it’s perfect and you’re missing out. boyfriend!hyunwoo is so realistic and maybe that’s why it kills me.. (also, this deserves SO many more notes than it has?? wtf i don’t understand)

holier than thou || @stormae

tattoo artist!ten needs soo much more appreciation ahh a true work of art~

hellion (smut) || @stormae

demon!ten sounds hot (and it is wow) but tbh i cried at the ending.

salt and iron || @i-would-rather-be-queen

bodyguard!jooheon is something you didn’t know you wanted until now.

inbetween (smut) || @bangtanboysboo

i am literally mega heart eyes for every fantasy!au this fairy dumpling(i hope you take that as a compliment?) writes. nymph!taehyung on this piece, eek!

instinct (smut) || @bangtanboysboo

it’s mating season and both you and your mate werewolf!jungkook are going crazy. werewolf!jimin is your brother. i’ve read this one so many times you’d think i’d have it memorized by now but nope.

strangers (smut) || @the95liner

wealthy and sophisticated jimin yes please. also, you’re in art curator, go you! i thoroughly enjoyed this one.

the switch (smut) || @kookingtae


the equation of love || @kookingtae 

professor!yoongi gosh this series has dragged my heart over the whole damn creation, i love death.

la douleur exquise (smut) || @kookingtae

okay i’m really not one for “the other woman” type scenarios but frick man, this one got me crying on my knees. taehyung angst ouch.

triplicity (smut) || @kainks

poly!yoonseok, honestly i’d probably make a deal out of something dumb like this too so #relatable.

just like honey (smut) || @taehyugme

a proper sugar daddy!seokjin

mine (smut) || @whoistaehyung

super intense alpha werewolf!namjoon. i really enjoyed the detail of character rank, it added to the story a lot. werewolf!jaebum is in here too but it’s not about him.

a sip from the grail (smut) || @asexpectedofthestork

being a donor to vampire!jungkook just got a little more exciting..:.

delicacy || @failaise

very unique vampire!jooheon, really beautifully written~

internet fiend || @thedreadedsweaterinyourcloset 

neighbor!jaehyun steals your wifi to watch porn, giving you viruses lol. v entertaining!

anonymous asked:

could you do a boyfriend!jin? I hope it's okay, thank you<33

Originally posted by softfluffytae

  • who the heck looks that good eating im mad 
  • dealing with his constant dad jokes OMG 
  • dating jin means you’re the third parent of bts
  • starring in his  eat jin videos!!! 
  • feeding each other aw lol 
  • imagine him giving you a piggyback ride????? im weak 
  • him being kinda wary of holding hands at first 
  • “my hands aren’t pretty though” 
  • “yes they are, now hold my hand you big doofus” 
  • you get to wake up???? and see his beautiful bare face???? first thing???? im jealous 
  • no matter what condition your skin is in it gets better after you two start dating because he shares his tricks 
  • your cooking also gets better duh 
  • LISTEN cuddling but like he lays on his stomach shirtless and you lay on his back and kiss his shoulders
  • yes. 
  • “are you coming to the music shows?” 
  • “all of them” 
  • fucking in the kitchen ;))))) 
  • “food isn’t the only thing i’m going to eat in here” 
  • i need a bible 
  • attending fancy events with him 
  • like bts is there to perform but you’re there to present awards so you both look all snazzy and hot 
  • OK SO LIKE y;all wanna rearrange the area and ur kinda struggling (maybe idk ur body build but ya) and he’s standing there moving something big with one hand
  • ya don’t forget he works out 
  • him singing to you so you’ll fall asleep faster 
  • or just to calm you down if you’re hyper and he’s tired
  • if he’s feelin like poop you cook his favorite food and he’s like “babe…… i love you so much what the fuck” 
  • he’s already happy u cooked for him but then he tastes it and he’s like “BABE” 
  • makes that noise u know the ONE 
  • and he’s not completely cured but he’s so happy you cooked for him because that means you really paid attention when he was teaching you and it makes him emotional 
  • later that night you two have a talk about why he felt crappy 
  • and it probably brings you closer if that makes any sense what-so-ever 
  • going out with him and joon & one of you takes a #kimdaily pic of joonie 
  • and then in return he takes a cute ass lame ass pic of y’all kissing and posts it on twitter 
  • “look at these nerds aren’t they cute” 
  • going to eat afterward and u offer to pay
  • when u get the check u regret it bc fuuck…… jin eats so much and joon eats a lot too 
  • ok but imagine this 
  • if u have smaller shoulders than jin and wear his shirt its like falling off and stuff and jin sees and hes like “fuck come here” 
  • but if u have wider shoulders then the shirt fits better and he’s still like “fuck come here” because HE LOVES u
  • and you’re wearing his shirt n you look super hot and he’s like o lordy im a lucky dood
  • cusses but then tells you to watch your mouth when you cuss lol what a buttface 
  • GOSH yall would be so cute bts would adore you both 

happy valentines day, pals!!! this is a list of the wonderful people ive gotten to know through inuyasha, and boy there’s a lot of them! under a read more to keep from flooding dashboards so read on to see me use words like “i love” and “like” and “omg” and “!!!” 1000 times!

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My TOP 11 Produce 101 favorites (pre show)

Alright so now that all the contestants have been published, I thought it might be nice to do a top11 favorites. Except for a few of them that I knew before, this is mostly based on the promo videos, so it might change if a) one of the guys annoys me or isn’t as talented as i hoped, or b) if someone else who i didn’t notice catches my eye in the show.

Also, I should mention that I’m not even sure if I want someone from jjcc or nu’est to get into the final group, because I want them to have a comeback with their own group, but still.

Also it’s not really in ranking, except for maybe the top5-ish?

Alright, here we go~

1. Kim Chanyul (aka Yul from JJCC)

He’s mostly the reason I even watch this show. JJCC is one of my favorite kpop groups, and Yul is one of my biases (and technically my bias atm because my original bias left and idk if he’ll even come back). I love him with all my heart and I’m really sad that he went to the show because he’s really shy and awkward and I’m worried he won’t make any friends or that he’ll be too nervous and won’t do too well ;-; on the one hand I’m not sure I want him to get into the final group because I want JJCC to have a comeback already, but on the other hand I hope more people will fall in love with him <3
So he’s the most important one for me, I love him with all my heart and I will support him in this show as much as I can!

2. Choi Hadon (aka Sancheong from JJCC)

Again, I’m supporting him mostly because he’s from jjcc. I love our sloth maknae so much, and he’s genuinely really talented and sweet! I really don’t want both of them to get into the final group (because, like I said, I want a jjcc comeback), and if I had to choose between them I would go with Yul, but I still hope he’ll do well and that he’ll gain lots of new fans~ And I will support him as well as much as I can! <3

3. Choi Minki (aka Ren from NU’EST)

I’m gonna be honest, I’m still so fucking pissed that NU’EST are on this show. I’m not even in their fandom, but this is so fucking horrible and demeaning and just ugh. I’m gonna support all of them of course, but Ren is my bias and tbqh I don’t even recognize the rest of the members that well ^^; and I really don’t want all of them to be in the final group, but if one of them will be I kinda hope it will be Ren~ But I’ll support the rest of them as well, I just didn’t want to put them on the list… 

4. Jung Jung (Zhu Zheng Ting)

So, like I said I was only going to watch the show for Yul, but then I saw Jung Jung’s promo video and I F E L L I N L O V E. He’s definitely my favorite out of the trainees, and I really hope he will get into the final group! He’s like 100000000000% my type of bias (Chinese, can dance, he’s pretty, and he’s not too young) and just. ugh. I love him. I am already so deep in love with him I can’t even imagine what will happen to me if he’s not in the final group and he’ll disappear from my life T_T but I will make sure it doesn’t happen, even if I have to make all my friends vote for him even if they don’t watch the show >D

5. Takada Kenta

M Y S O N. I know he’s like 22 but idgaf ok he’s my son and I love him and I will protect him for ever and ever. I don’t know what it is about him but when I first saw his video I just decided to adopt him and I will love him and support him forever and ever! I really hope he’ll get into the final group so I can keep on supporting him for a long time <3

6. Lee Seokyu

My other son!!! Look at him okay he’s so cute?????? and his promo video was the most adorable thing ever I just. wow. Also yes I know he’s like 20 or 21 or something but shhhh he’s also my son. Precious baby ;-;

7. Kim Samuel (aka Punch)

Alright, gonna be completely honest now - I used to kinda hate him?? like not him, the idea of an idol that was born in 2001. Mind you, it was around… 2013? 2014? so he was super tiny. (I was born in 1992 so you can understand why it’s such a shock to me) In fact, back when he was still in Seventeen, I refused to get to know them because of him, because it weirded me out so much, and even now I find it awkward to watch videos of them with him (I’m a Carat now, I only started getting to know them after their debut).
But he grew up, and now I’m used to tiny idols like NCT Dream, and he’s so precious and adorable I can’t help but support him. Especially after everything he’s gone through with Seventeen and then 1Punch and just ;-;

8. Ahn Hyungseop

IDK I just thought he was cute, there’s no real reason other than that lol. But he sang DBSK’s Hug so he gets extra points for that ;_;

9. Justin

Again, no real reason other than that he’s cute. And Chinese. He’s tiny though, but… eh. Whatever. He’s too cute not to put him on my list ;; I’ll adopt him too if I have to. (also, I love those Chinese members who have such a thick accent that even when they speak Korean you still think they’re speaking Chinese lol)

10. Lee Daehwi

He was the center of Pick Me performance, and I assume for good reason. I think pretty much everyone is going to fall in love with him eventually lol. I’m not sure how old he is but I feel like he’s tiny.. but anyway, yeah. We’ll see if he’s really that good.

11. Jung Wonchul

I know there’s a controversy with him about a stolen choreography or something like that, but… idk I really liked him. Also, I didn’t really know A6P that well and I didn’t know the members and stuff, but I really liked their debut and I only found out recently that they disbanded, I was wondering what happened to them… ;-; I hope he’ll do well on the show because he seems really talented…

So, yeah, that was my top11 favorites so far from Produce 101 Season 2~

I’m curious to see who will end up in the actual group from this list. Hopefully at least a few ^^; 

Also, I should mention that I haven’t watched the first season (I might watch it when I have time before the second one but idk if I’ll have time) so I don’t even know what to expect…

But yeah~

Thanksgiving with BTS

nj: hey seokjin im here and I brought the kids like u asked

sj: oh good I’m still cooking but u can all sit down

jh: who’s bringing the turkey again??

sg: jimin’s dad is bringing it when he drops him off. dumbass how’d u forget ?

jh: hey maybe he can bring u a personality too since u dont have one! :)

sj: y'all don’t start I’m not in the mood my pie is giving me hell

jk: maybe that’s a sign u shouldn’t be making one??

sj: maybe the fact that ur still in high school after 5 yrs is a sign u should just drop out but that doesn’t stop u for going in for ur 6th :))

nj: lol why do u even keep trying

jk: idk maybe the same reason why ur still trying to release a second mix tape even tho it’ll never beat yoongi’s

th: omg???

jm: hey guys my dad and I are here and we brought the turkey

sg: ur just in time jungkook was just telling namjoon that he’s a failure and that I’m the best rapper in bts

jh: lol ok and I’m mariah carey

sg: that explains how high ur voice gets when u see a roach

jh: it’s a phOBIA ITS NOT FUNN Y

jm: guys my dad’s here be respectful???

th: oh sorry hey jimin’s dad u raised a very swell little dude

th: he hugs me when I’m sad even when it was because he and jungkook took all the lines in lost and left me with like 2

jm: I told u I was sorry???

th: but u always go and do it again??

jm: it’s not my fault I have a more superior voice??

jk: lol superior where u sound like a freshly neutered dog having sex with an owl

jm: dont fucking come @ me like that u fucking lopsided coconut head ass





sj: jesus fucking christ the jungle can’t come sooner

nj: guys sit down before he tries to feed us to his mario collection again

jh: this is great all of us together sharing a wonderful meal and being successful

jm: hey daddy can u pass me the salt

yoongi and jimin’s dad both reach out:


jimin’s dad:


sg: can u let go now he asked me for the salt

jm: yoongi?? shut?? the?? fuck?? up??

jk: lol this is awkward

nj: so is the fact that u have no top lip

th: hey leave him alone it’s not his fault he was born lipless

jk: ur literally not helping

th: I’m doing as much as I can, I can’t juggle singing, acting, defending u, AND work on my verse for cypher pt5- that has so far exactly 27 lines and 3 different ‘sick beats’ to add both diversity and color to an otherwise bland track known as “every cypher without kim taehyung”

th: not to shade or anything.

nj: yea ur not getting on cypher pt5

th: why not I’ve been working so hard on my verse!!

nj: u can’t even rap??

sj: namjoon u can’t even remember to pull out so leave the poor boy alone and eat ur greens

nj: that’s was one time??

jh: then why do we have 3 kids here??


sg: whoa babe it’s okay calm down I’m alright

jm: I was talking about my real dad plS SHUT THE FUCK UP MY DAD DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY SEX LIFE

jk: too late lol

jm: oh is it too late for u to graduate too




sj: NOw I want to go around the table and say what we’re most thankful for

sj: namjoon u start

nj: I’m most thankful for our precious army’s that go above and beyond for us all the time we love them so much and appreciate all the army’s all over the world and thank you all so much and thank you-


sj: kay that’s creepy yoongi u go next

sg: I was gonna say I’m most thankful for my fire mixtape but then I realized that I brought that to myself so I only really have myself to thank so thanks min yoongi u the true og

jh: ok that was tragic so I’ll go now

jh: I’m thankful for the sun that rises each morning-

sj: aw that’s nice

jh: -because it just goes to show that I shine brighter and there’s really no one who is better or brighter than me but the fact that the sun tries so hard is so cute and uplifting it feels great to squash it each morning :))


sj: taehyung how about u

th: I’m most thankful to the toilets because without them this world would be a really stinky and dirty place and people would have to poop in buckets or the woods and that’s nasty cos bears poop there so if we poop in the woods where do bears poop?? in our homes that’s where cos then they want revenge and-

sj: ur a disappointment I hope u know that

sj: jimin?

jm: I’m thankful for my daddy who always treats me right and loves me no matter what right dad?

yoongi and jimin’s dad: that’s right

sg: seriously why do u keep doing this

jm: I fucking hAtE mY Lif E

jk: guess it’s my turn

jk: I’m most thankful for this turkey for not being as dry as seokjin’s humor or jimin’s hair. thank u.

sj: that’s it I’m going to the jungle early I hope u all choke on ur dinner

Johnny as a Doctor
  • he is a gynaecologist
  • when pregnant women see him they forget about the father of their child
  • he does not only deliver babies 
  • he knows about your menstrual cycle
  • on your first appointment with him you expected Dr. John Suh to be an old man
  • but when you entered the room you were blown away
  • there was a poker faced hottie looking down at a notebook on his desk
  • you took a seat on the free chair
  • you: “I missed my period”
  • him: “yeah? okay?”
  • you: “my menstrual cycle is usually irregular but-
  • him: “so you’re not pregnant?”
  • you: “i’m a fvcking virgin”
  • him: “oops”
  • he was so embarrassed 
  • he looked up from the notebook
  • that’s when he saw your face for the first time
  • “why are you here if you’re not pregnant?”
  • “well erm my cycle is irregular?? you’re a gynaecologist?? do something??”
  • “I’m going to take a test for your horomones okay?”
  • the rest of the appointment went normal
  • why am i turning this into Y/NxJohnny thing lol
  • okay so Johnny delivers children
  • performs ultra sounds and tells the mothers that their children are cute
  • when he actually thinks they look like aliens in the ultrasound
  • so one day he had to perform an emergency labor (idk what u call it)
  • and he was telling the mother to push harder
  • and when the child was finally out the mother asked if it’s a girl  or a boy
  • “erm it’s neither”
  • “lol just kidding its a girl”
  • “bish you thot hahaha it’s a boy, congratulations”
  • next thing he knew the mother had fainted
  • and he gave her cpr
  • when she was okay he held out the baby to the mother
  • “he looks like an alien lmao” he mumbles
  • he gets slapped by the mother
  • and he turns around
  • to get slapped by the father 
  • and the aunt
  • and the gramps
  • he walks to the office with a red cheek
  • he has an appointment with you again
  • when you come in and look at his face you freak out
  • You: omg what happened
  • him: i got slap- nevermind, how’s your period coming?
  • you get all awkward and nervous when he asks you that
  • him: hey c’mon
  • you: my cycle is irregular
  • him: you have polycystic ovarian syndrome lmao
  • you: WTF IS THAT
  • him: just cysts in your ovaries 
  • him: take meds obviously -_-
  • You took the presciption and rushed out to the drug store
  • while johnny tried to reflect on his career
  • he feels like a troll doctor
  • later after a month of medication you are in full health
  • him: i told you they’d go away
  • you: you’re so weird oh my God
  • him: *shrugs*
  • johnny is a bad doctor
  • he doesn’t take his career seriously
  • he thinks new borns look funny
  • johnny is clumsy 
  • but he gets paid well lol

@unsquaredbyjohnny here you goooo, i tried to make it funny lol idk if i succeeded tho :/

Boyfriend! Jeno
  • tbh…Jeno is just really chill about things in general so no doubt he’s super chill about your relationship
  • hahahaH hAHAHAHAaaa nah bish you thought wrong sorry to not disappoint but the boy was scREAMIng on the inside when you said yes to his lil request
  • S C R E A M I N G
  • Ofc on the outside he was all eye smiles and laughing in disbelief
  • Like okay, imagine that, but x1000000000 with a dash of a hella lot of screeching
  • yeah that pretty much sums up his emotions tbh but jenojam is a composed guy he knows when to keep that ish down thankfully
  • so although jeno certainly does look the part of boyfriend material, you find out quickly that it’s his first time doing this sort of thing and he couldn’t be more clueless
  • you don’t mind tho bc he adores you and the feelings are mutual
  • he doesn’t really stress over what he should do, or how he should be doing things, but he generally does things to make you feel loved and expresses his love towards you
  • and girl that’s enough for you trust me jeno is ethereal
  • lol he’d love it if you laugh at his jokes
  • and when I say laugh, I mean genuinely Iaugh at his jokes bc not many people do
  • I don’t think jeno’s boring per se, i think his sense of humour is just different from others, hence not many people laugh at his jokes
  • but jeno would literally be over the roof if you had the same sense of humor
  • and if not, then, well, he’ll leave the jokes to you
  • he probably likes to initiate skinship a lot if and when you’re comfortable with it
  • jeno’s really open with those kind of things, and he’d have no problem with a little PDA
  • just simple things though, like having his arm over your shoulder or your arms linked
  • not usually the type to hold your hand, bc why would he hold your hand when he would be closer with his arm around you?? he has logic, this one
  • probably kisses you a lot in public, too, but not like making out or anything like that, just small pecks on your forehead, head, lips and cheeks, stuff like that
  • would laugh out loud and then blush if you slapped his butt
  • he ! loves ! b a c k h u g s !!!
  • backhugs are his religion
  • something about it just makes him feel really warm and safe on the inside?? like his heart sorta just melts and the butterflies in his stomach are a mess they like spazz and then kinda die and god knows how he can still form coherent thoughts
  • but he honestly loves it
  • he loves resting his chin on your head, he loves burying his face into the smol crook of you neck, he loves how he can wrap all of his arms around your waist, he loves giving you lil pecks all over
  • he just loves it ok
  • he’s always protecting you from things and like always always looking out for you??
  • like okay there’s a spider on your bedroom window??
  • no joke it was 1:37am and he came running in his boxers and an old hoodie okay
  • and it ended up being for nothing bc it was actually outside lmAO
  • but who cares he stayed the night anyway and ya’ll cuddled and it was all good
  • he’s always playfully teasing you about the stuff tho
  • like idk he just loves to tease you bc he thinks it’s really really cute how you wanna be mad but you can’t bc it’s him you knawm sayin
  • he always aLWAYS has to send you good morning and good night texts okay
  • he sees it as not a necessity like she’s my gf and i have to do it ugh but he sees it as something really cheesy okay get ready
  • he wants to start his days with you and end his nights with you
  • hE WANTS YOU TO BE HIS MORNING AND NIGHT SO BASICally 24/7 yknow lol at math
  • always facetimes/skypes/whatever you kids use these days before you go to sleep if ya’ll are apart bc hell he misses you he doesn’t give a sht about whether jaemin can’t sleep or not okay he’ll endure all of the pillows thrown at him to see your beautiful face before he goes to sleep oKAY OKay
  • is the type of bf to always buy you gifts out of the blue and make random holidays for it lol
  • ‘jagi I bought you this!!’
  • ‘what for??’
  • ‘it’s our 127th anniversary!!’
  • ‘but you’re not in nct 127–’
  • ‘i got this for you ok just take it lmao’
  • tbh tho he just gets presents whenever he sees something that reminds him of you or he just feels like sharing his happiness with you yknow
  • which is basically all the time ngl
  • sometimes he’ll do this thing where he’ll just stare at you and wait for you to look at him
  • ‘what?’
  • ‘you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me’
  • #SHOOK
  • he starts to laugh like a lil sht when he sees how flustered you get
  • its okay tho he loves it and thinks it’s adorable
  • loves to play with your hair and like stuff his face in it
  • it smells nice okay
  • he likes to like braid it and tread it through his fingers and just like touch it bc omg so soft ???
  • tbh I think Jeno would basically be like
  • a cat
  • okay oKAY hear me out
  • he’s always wanting to be close to you and is really REALLY clingy, and he loves it when you play with his hair it’s just really soothing and nice??
  • he basically is a cat okay you’re sittin on the couch tryna watch some Fuller House and then he squishes up next to you and like nestles his face into your neck and suddenly his arms are around your waist and you’re like ??? when did this happen
  • lol yknow how there’s this stereotype that girlfriends are like moms?
  • well Jeno basically hit that stereotype out the window and to the bottom of the Pacific ocean lmao
  • he’s always making sure you’ve eaten and makes you go to sleep on time, up to the point where he nags you when you can’t be bothered lol
  • most people would find it annoying but you don’t mind because you think it’s really cute and sweet and like Jeno amirite
  • ya’ll are basically that couple where whatever is his is automatically yours and vice versa
  • Jeno’s hoodie?? it smells like you. your sandwich?? half of it is probably Jeno’s. his phone?? your mom uses his number to call you. your toothbrush?? Jeno has his own lol no ya’ll use your own toothbrushes thats just nasty
  • anyway
  • your fam actually loves jeno like so much they wish he was their son already
  • ‘so when are ya’ll getting married i have the place booked and everything y/n get ready to be lee y/n i want grandkids already’
  • ‘dAD’
  • ‘it’ll have to wait a few more years, dad’
  • fr tho jeno actually loves your fam too he doesn’t even try bc he loves being around them and tbh it already feels like family??
  • when he brings you to his house he introduces you to his 534 pets
  • ‘say hi to mommy, ppo ppo~’
  • this boy is actually super sly tho once he gets to know how to push yo buttons
  • he knows exactly what to say to make you flustered
  • and it annoys you to hell but what can you do when ya face is a sunburnt chilli??
  • {insert jeno laughing like a lil sht while hugging you from the side and stuffing his face on your shoulder™ }
  • is always always buying you guys couple things
  • A L W A Y S
  • couple tee? bought it for a whopping half price of $9.80 on Amazon. slippers? pppfft the boy has 3 pairs. hats? black, red, green, blue–take your pick.
  • you name it–he has it
  • is super super supportive of everything and anything you do !!!
  • going to take a dump? you make it a good one, jagi!!
  • lol jk fr he’s the sweetest most supportive bean ever and he just wants you to succeed and be happy okay
  • if you have a dream, trust me, jeno will do all he possibly can to help you make it happen
  • he’s also there for all of your celebratory events!!
  • he was there for your birthday, your graduation, Valentines’ Day, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Mustache day, and too many to say
  • it literally doesn’t matter how busy he is, no matter what he’ll always find a way to reach you <3
  • he’s always thinking of you tho??
  • sometimes when he’s just spacing out and is just lost in thought
  • like
  • his mind does this thing where whenever it’s vacant it always wanders back to you?
  • he just thinks about how bright your smile is and how he didn’t know the sun until he met you, about how your eyes are the prettiest color and how he doesn’t know how he hasn’t gotten lost in them yet??, about how much he looks up to you and your amazing personality, about how blessed he was to have an angel land on his shoulders before Heaven??
  • and he loves it
  • he’ll sorta just catch him out and look down and smile
  • ‘ah~ I’m doing it again’
  • ‘doing what hyung’
  • ‘thinking about the most important thing in the world, jisung’
  • ‘oh no wonder u were makin that face again lol you look like an ape when u think of y/n do you know what you look like when she’s around–’
  • the coconut head’s out the door in 5 seconds flat laughing his ass off 
  • i mean so does the rest of NCT but
  • the dReAM TEA m
  • anyway
  • if you’re upset he’ll give you the space you need but at the same time none at all lmao
  • like he’ll just sit there quietly and hug you, resting his head on your shoulder but the boy aint smiling oh nO THE BOY IS NOT AT ALL SMILING
  • his face is either one of the two:
  • 1. looking extremely sad and emo bc of how sad you are he just wants his heart to be happy again
  • 2. looking extremely stoic and ‘im-ready-to-kill-whoever-killed-my-soul’
  • no joke he would look mURDEROUS and hella scary if he found out the reason you were upset was bc of a person
  • lol no more smiley happy fluffy jeno oh no not anymore you are in the midst of a psycho okay step away
  • nah jk but he’d be extremely upset if you were bc who would want to hurt my precious bby who?? look i have baby photos who would want to hurt this smol thing?? wHO
  • he’d become not mom! jeno but hovermom! jeno
  • he’d be at your side whenever possible and just make sure that you’re not by yourself all depressed with your thoughts and emokid listening to old JB songs
  • if any of NCT were to mention your name in conversation
  • jeno would pop out of nowhere in 2.739 seconds flat and be like hmM ?? what did you say about my precious munchkin baby angel Y/N ???
  • fr he just pops up out of nowhere like a fckin ninja??
  • its a bit creepy tbh but thanks to that !!
  • NCT makes sure not to mess with you or anything like that
  • not that they’d WANT to but you know
  • they know how important you are to jeno, even if he doesn’t EXPLICITLY say it
  • he says ‘i love you’ SO much
  • it’s up to the point where it sounds like nagging lmao
  • ‘Y/NNNNN’
  • ‘hm?’
  • ‘I loooove you~’
  • ‘Y/N-ah, I have a confession to make.’
  • ‘what is it?’
  • ‘I love you~’
  • ‘you know that I love you right’
  • ‘I love you to the moon and back lmao not even that where tf is Mars’
  • ‘Hey, I have a secret–’
  • ‘okay yOU LOVE ME I gET iT’
  • ‘no i got new toilet rolls but ok’
  • he was actually going to say ily tho
  • it doesn’t matter if you’re with NCT, at a store, in a library, at your mom’s, in the toilet, it doesn’t matter–he’s gonna say it no matter what
  • he’ll wake up at ungodly hours at 3am with his eyes all wide like ‘*dramtic gasp* I didn’t tell Y/N I loved her today !!!’
  • [insert the sound of violent vibrations and pings coming from the sound, and the sound of you swearing quietly]
  • although jeno is a very open person, there are some things that he doesn’t tell anybody else but you
  • because he trusts you, and doesn’t take the term ‘boyfriend’ lightly, he simply wants to give his all to you, as cliche as it is
  • he wants you know all sides of him, even his vulnerable side, confiding in you about all of his troubles or any worries he has
  • he trusts you so much
  • you’re basically married lmao
  • jaemin third-wheels on your dates just cause
  • you don’t mind. but jeno does ???
  • every time jaemin shows up like :D jeno’s like what ? are ? you ? doing ? here ? with ? me ? and ? my ? beloved ? angel ? cupcake ? munchkin ? sweetiepoo ? girlfriend ??? >>.>>
  • jaemin’s like ‘im bored and im y/n’s girlfriend so
  • jeno’s like
  • what
  • jaemin’s like
  • :))))
  • you’re like
  • he’s right
  • so you have jaemin third-wheeling some of your dates
  • he’s basically your gay best friend, but not gay
  • ya’ll are too platonic for that life lmao
  • any bff of jeno’s is a bff of mine - jaemin says while asking jeno to buy him some bubble tea that he needs or he’s going to die
  • yeah jaemin *cough* anyway
  • if he’s too busy to go to your house you’re always coming to the dorm
  • the boys don’t even give a fck they’re already used to you lmao
  • but jisung and haechan always leave the room because they’re just so fckin done with you two acting all couple-y and ish lmAO
  • bc ya’ll always cuddle because jeno’s a clingy ass boyfriend and the dream team is just so DONE with him that they just leave lol
  • like once ya’ll were cuddling and giggling and like barf jisung walked in, saw you two, and walked the fck out lmao
  • ‘don’t go in the living room guys y/n and jeno-hyung are at it again ikr fgs’
  • which is why ya’ll usually get kicked out anyway lol
  • like, the dream team–they love you, just not when you’re snoodling-canoodling with their brother lmao
  • sometimes, when he stays over to sleep at your house, you’ll be asleep with his arms around you and he’ll stare at you while your sleeping with this soft smile on his smile and whisper ‘I love you’
  • little does he know you’re awake and you’ll smirk with your eyes closed and be like ‘I know’
  • jeno’s like asdfghjklioasdh
  • the first time he’s ever flustered omg
  • so, a relationship with jeno would be…p chill, ngl
  • but on the inside he’s probably screaming 24/7 lbr
  • he’d love you with all of his heart, and \even more than that where tf is the sun??? he wants to spend his forever with you, and he never fails to make that known to you. at times, he’s so cheesy up to the point where even you’re done with it but who gives a fuck bc he certainly doesn’t. he’d show you off to the world if he could, but he doesn’t have that luxury, so he instead cherishes every second with you, big or small
  • in conclusion you two are cute okay idk how to end this
  • ah
  • ‘jagi, how many kids do you want?’
  • ‘lEe jENo you back thE FUCK UP–
  • lol jk
  • anyway, jeno is always always heart eyes for you and you wouldn’t have it any other way  ♡

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Originally posted by johnniesuh

i hate this guy with a passion okay i don’t love him to the moon and back wha you sayin man I love this guy~ I really enjoyed writing this, even tho it took like 2 months XD I am an avid believer that he’s secretly lowkey savage okay don’t fight with me on this XD As always, I hope you enjoyed this and that it made you smile, and made your day just a tad bit brighter bc hell we all know jeno’s smile is as bright as the sun <3

Teacher!Wonwoo {Req}
  • wonwoo would teach advanced placement literature, no doubt
  • dresses in a sweater with a collar popping out of it, glasses & khaki’s  yeh he cute
  • but even though he’s extremely handsome, he has this ice cold resting face that intimidates his kids
  • like he doesn’t even need to be like “quiet down class!” he just has to do his death stare and they’ll shut up
  • in reality, he is a quiet teacher at first but as time goes on, his students find out he is actually really nice and kind of a dork and that makes it easier to ask for help
  • is patient with all his kids and explains very well when they got a problem
  • lots of literature puns that his students will politely laugh at bc…………no, mr.jeon………no
  • spirit week’s theme that year was disney and wonwoo cutely participated in all the school spirit week activities but quietly lol he’s not about to be teacher!seungkwan and spontaneously sing disney songs in the middle of class
  • wonwoo just loves teaching kids and seeing them grow up but when his kids come back to visit, its like weird for him because he still sees them as his babies
  • and so how did yall meet…?
  • well, for starters, it was at a bar during midnight. now what is socially inept teacher!wonwoo doing in a club? go ask teacher!mingyu, he’s the one who dragged wonwoo there claiming that “you need to stop reading for a little bit and experience life”
  • it was hilarious, really……you were so decked out
  • because you literally drunk-crashed into wonwoo and started mumbling in french, ending it with a dizzy “whOoOOoo!”
  • he was so flustered and even more so when you stroked his face and called him “ma chouchou” (*my cabbage ; its a pet name in france)
  • wonwoo later finds out your name was y/n and that you were a friend of mingyu’s friend
  • so flash forward and teachers are starting to come back to school to prepare their classes before summer was officially over
  • wonwoo was coming back to his class and carrying a bunch of paper when he sees you in the hallway, opening the classroom next to his
  • ofc you don’t recognize him bc you were drunk so you smile at him then enter the classroom
  • and ok……you were good looking when you weren’t all drunk and sweaty but still, wonwoo found it weird enough seeing you drunk only to find out that you’re also a new co-worker……usually the co-worker part came first but whatever……
  • his kids would sometimes mention you and tell wonwoo how understanding and energetic you were
  • but still wonwoo cannot get the image of you mumbling in french out of his head whenever he sees you lol
  • besides teaching ap lit, wonwoo also tutors after school in the library and one day, he saw you walking inside
  • you had teaching credentials for french and history so you were going to help the history kids
  • and like, all the teachers sit at some far-off tables while kids work and they talk while waiting for a kid to raise their hand for help
  • and wonwoo is sitting by himself, reading a book, when you take a seat across of him
  • you: hi! *smiles* // wonwoo: O__O o-oh, hi! *closes book*
  • you introduce yourself and start a conversation and wonwoo finds out that you’re actually really easygoing and fun to talk to
  • from that day on, as you both are chilling in tutoring, you both would talk and wonwoo opens up to you more and you find out that he’s not some cold-faced handsome man, he is actually nice albeit a little dorky but it’s cute
  • you both become really close and tbh the kids are always giggling whenever one of you pass by because asdfghjkl so cute
  • one day, you ask him a question while you’re both walking to your cars after a day of tutoring
  • you: “wonwoo? you know before we spoke? every time i see you, your eyes get super wide and you go the other way……..i’m not trying to make you uncomfortable but….”
  • wonwoo: *chuckles* “oh….well, um. its because i kind of saw you before school started.” and you’re like ???? bc you would’ve remembered seeing someone as handsome as wonwoo (not that you’d admit that LOL)
  • and as wonwoo tells you of how he was at that party at the bar, your eyes get wide in embarassment and when he tells you that you called him “ma chouchou” you laugh and immediately face palm while wonwoo laughs too
  • you: “oh gooosh… so sorry, wonwoo. no wonder you’ve been looking at me weird this whole time”
  • wonwoo: *smiles* it’s okay. you’re actually really nice to talk to
  • you: *smiles in pleasant surprise* oh? // wonwoo: *realizes what he just said* um- yeah! you know, like, it’s fun….(smooth jeon wonwoo…..real smooth) // you: *laughs* well you’re really nice to talk to as well!
  • as you’re smiling and talking, wonwoo also realizes that wow you’re cute and that’s when his crush begins to develop
  • cue wonwoo reading france-based books like Les Miserables and assigning them to his class
  • tells you french puns sometimes……not too much, but in this case, less is more
  • “hey y/n, what is a sleeping napoleon?” “idk, what?” “napoleoff” lmaooooo
  • accidentally said “oui?” one time when one of his students came up for help and his kid was like “huh?” and wonwoo was like “ah- are WE done here? how can i help you~?”
  • wonwoo also learning french phrases and shyly trying them on you and smiles when you begin clapping like “trés bien!!”
  • and also wonwoo thinking about how he should confess to you and he decides to do it on valentines day……french is the language of love after all
  • wonwoo also writes his whole letter in french and every time he sees you, he thinks about that letter and gets nervous when he notices valentines day is coming up very soon
  • then the day came and the whole school is filled with balloons and gifts and chocolate boxes and giggly students, it’s a great day
  • except……wonwoo was freaking tf out internally and he had the letter and a cute teddy bear for you in a gift bag he hid under his desk because the kids might get 🤔🤔🤔
  • and he decides to just pop into your classroom during recess and thankfully, only three kids were in there + the student teacher so it’s easy for him to just wave and then hurry to put the bag on your desk then get out
  • the whole day, wonwoo is on edge and he hasn’t seen you that whole day bc he was busy with his students that were studying for his third quarter exams
  • its after school and theres no tutoring since its tuesday and wonwoo goes home super anxious like…..he couldn’t even sleep until one in the morning
  • ok so the next day right?? he saw you but you only gave him a small smile and a wave which just makes wonwoo like whAT DOES THAT MEAN
  • but when he goes into his room, there’s a small book on his desk and its called The Little Prince with an Eiffel Tower note that says: “And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
  • and when wonwoo read the book, he is like oMG I AM IN LOVE-
  • then guess who asked you out on a spaghetti date ((((:
  • lol at one point you tell wonwoo that he doesn’t have to take you on all these french-themed, its perfectly okay to take you to a carnival or whatever but tbh its cute how he comes up with these ideas
  • wonwoo being a total sop and sneaking cute poems into your lunchbag in the refridgerator in the teachers lounge
  • also him wanting to visit the eiffel tower w you asdfghjkl
  • getting to put wonwoo in a mardi gras crown with a sparkly tattoo on his face
  • being shy shy shy when you want to do that lady & the tramp spaghetti thing its like the pepero game all over again
  • mingyu teasing wonwoo like “dude you totally owe me, i’m the one who took you to that party in the first place~” // wonwoo: lol whatever
  • mingyu teaching wonwoo how to make creme brule because its your fave
  • lol omg bye i just had an image of wonwoo in a beret
  • ciao, gotta go find myself a wonwoo~  
maths teacher wonwoo AU

  • walks in when you’re rolling your eyes about a comment a girl said that last semesters maths teacher was a fucking joke but you can’t let her see you because she’s one of those people you have to pretend to like to avoid drama

 • also can’t say shit because he really was a joke and you flopped your exam 

 • when wonwoo walks in everyone looks at him w a weird look because he looks like he just came from some vampire cult meeting because he’s wearing a leather jacket and a black turtleneck

• and that girl is like “dude r u not hot in that? It’s mid Spring" 

 • and he looks at her with his straight emo face and replies w “keep that attitude up and you’ll flop your semester exam again" 

 • and from then on the whole class decides not to fuck w him 

 • at the end of the class you pray for your old teacher to come back because even tho he was a joke and wonwoo was 100x better than him you were too scared to ask him to help you because you were scared he’d call you out for being an idiot like he did with that girl 

 • 2 weeks pass and everyone is still v frightened of him but they still come to his class and 1 day you come in with your earphones in and the volume v loud and just got started on the work that was written on the board because you had a shit morning and didn’t want to be bothered by anyone or anything 

 • 30 minutes into the class and that bitch kicks you under the table and you look up and hiss at her but her eyes are wide and you’re like?? Then you turn around to see wonwoo standing there with his emo face and you’re like "what”

 • then you regret saying that the moment the words “talk to me outside the classroom” come out of his mouth and you’re like fuckkk and the whole class is like fuckkkkk 

 • you follow him outside and wait for him to start yelling but you’re met with an excited tone saying “you like epik high? Wow what’s your favourite song?” And you look at him with disbelief before replying w “born hater” and he smiles at your response and you were like wow ok heart eyes because you’d never seen him smile and you never found him attractive before seeing his smile • “that’s a classic! Who else do you like?” And you’d start smiling at his excited mood and replied with other amazing rappers that he v much liked and took an interest towards.

- “Mr jeon, I never expected you to like rap music.” “Why not?” “Idk I thought you’d like punk or heavy metal.” “Why?” “Becaus you look emo all the time” this causes him to laugh before saying “cutie” and ruffling your hair 

 • He walks back into the classroom with a smile on his face and you with pink cheeks and everyone is like wtf happened out there??? 

 • ever since that moment he turned into a lot more happier and cheerful teacher. Nobody was intimidated by him anymore and they got along well w him  

• A month later you’re very close and you feel v comfortable around him but you’re still too scared to ask him for help w your maths 

 • one afternoon after school hours he finds you crying in the school gym and he’s like?? And you’re like how tf did you find me? And he just ignores that question and asks what’s wrong? And you just spill everything and tell him how you’re such a flop in maths and you don’t want to fail again but you’re too scared to ask him for help and he just sort of puts his arms around you and just rocks you from side to side and tells you that everything is gonna be ok and that he’ll help you and you tell him it’s gonna look weird if you explain everything all over again just to me in front of the class and it’s gonna make you feel like an idiot and so he says he’ll privately tutor you whenever you want and you’re just like omg what and he’s flustered and says unless you don’t want to and you’re just like no ofc I want you to and he’s like lol ok ok 

 • then he pulls you up and says “ok time to cheer you up” and you’re like?? And the next minute you find yourself in his car and he starts blasting it g ma and he’s rapping along and you realise how deep and sexy his voice is and you’re like wowowowowowowowowowoowSOSOSOSOSOSOSOS I have the hotties for my maths teacher 

 • he stops outside a frozen yogurt place and you’re like aw cute and you walk in and he orders for you and you’re like wow how did you know I liked this and he’s just like because I’m v smooth and you’re just like what that doesn’t even make sense but ok 

 • then it comes to that awk moment when you want to thank him but you don’t know what to call him and he’s like lol you can call me by my first name and you’re like wow ok thanks wonwoo~ and he starts blushing and smiling and your insides are filled with butterflies 

 • you spent the rest of the afternoon walking down unknown streets and talking about everything EXCEPT maths and at the end of your lil date??! IDEK WHAT TO CALL IT you exchange numbers to plane a date for your ‘maths tutoring’ and then he drops you off a little bit off where your house is so your parents aren’t like why were you dropped off by your teacher??? 

 • that night before going to sleep you receive a text from him saying ’(y/n) don’t worry about failing maths ever again, you’ve got me now. night’ and you’re just like asdfghjkl and it takes you about 2 hours to fall asleep 

 • a couple of days later you set a date for him to tutor you and he comes to your house when your parents are out and you spent the first hour studying but soon got off topic and were laughing your asses off about god knows what and you’re looking at each other very intensely whilst catching your breath and you notice the twinkle in his eyes and how happy and how fucking beautiful he is and you feel yourself lean in and you see him do the same but you two jump apart when your phone goes off receiving a text from your mom 

 • after that moment you felt v awkward and you did your best to avoid him in school like in the hallways but soon enough you had a maths class and he knew what you were doing so he announced that you guys were having a mock exam next week and you needed to study and everyone was so pissed off but they started studying straight away during the class whilst you just glared at him not believing that you actually had a mock exam but then you found out later that day that you actually did have one so you were like fuckkkk

 • so you texted him and told him to hurry his ass over to your house so you could study and he did

 • you sat down on the table and waited for him to start but he just stared at you and you were like??? Help me!! And he says “how about we make a compromise.” and you’re like “wonwoo~ I don’t have time for this pls just help me.” And he smirks to himself and says “if you won’t compromise w me then I won’t help you” and you just groan and say isn’t this like another compromise and he’s like stfu u nerd. 

 • and you’re like ok will you tell me then!?! And he says “if you pass your mock exam I get a kiss. But if you don’t, you get to call me out for being a lazy ass teacher in front of everyone and I won’t tell you off.” “Wonwoo you can say that but how do I know you’re not gonna tell me off when I do it?” “So you’re assuming you’re gonna fail then?” “Ofc because you should be tutoring me now but you’re not because your lazy ass is thirsty.” He was shocked when you said that and honestly so were you. He looked upset and looked down at the table. Fuck ok you didn’t want to hurt him you just wanted to make a sassy remark. you move in closer to him and and purr “wonwoo~” in his ear and he looks up v confused and thats when you swoop in and kiss him. He instantly kisses back and it felt like you were in heaven and the butterflies in your tummy returned once again and after a couple of seconds you pull away and he whines like a child.

 • “R u happy now?” You ask him and he grins and nods his head and starts helping you study. 

 • It’s a week later and it’s the day of your maths mock exam and you wake up to a text from him saying ‘today’s the day! I hope you pass this cause if you don’t it will show that I’m a dumbass who can’t take care of his students. So I’m counting on you (y/n)! Good luck.' 

 • you walk into that math exam room like a boss and pass it like a boss 

 • you decided to prank him and text him 'this is serious, I’m coming over.’ And he’s freaking out that you failed and you arrive there with tears in your eyes and he’s like “ugh fuck baby no what happened” and you just kind of stop in your tracks because he called you 'baby’ and he’s just like “(y/n) u ok??” And you just jump into him and scream “I passed!!” And he’s like omg what why would you do that I’m gonna kill you and he’s v happy and proud of you and he’s all smiley and you’re just like “omg tysm wonwoo ily” and you both kind of freeze and you slide off of him and he’s like what?? And you’re just like what?? I never said anything?!?! And he’s like yes you did! And you’re just like bitch do you want that kiss or not? And he just grins and you just have a full on make out session on his couch where he’s on top of you and he decides to give you hickeys and you’re like dude tf I have school!! 

 • the next day you’re in class and he’s talking to the class about how well everyone did overall and then he stops and looks at you and pulls a confused face and you’re like?? And he says “(y/n) what are those purple marks on your neck?” And you’re just like KSVFAKNEWKNEWLAKRJWSJ and you quickly move your hair so it’s covering them and you glare at him and he’s like lol “it’s amazing you did the best in the class considering you look like you’ve been busy with other things” and you’re so red and flustered and everyone is chuckling but not laughing cause they know if they take the piss then wonwoo will yell at them cause they know how much he cares about you. 

 • the class ends and you’re still sitting there glaring at him for teasing you because he knows you can’t do anything about it and you’re still so embarrassed and he laughs as he walks over to you and kisses your forehead and says “hey baby girl” and you’re just like “tf you playing at wonwoo?” And he’s like what? Aren’t you happy I showed you off to the whole class that you got the best score? And you just flip him off and leave him chuckling to himself 

• next day you came in a bit earlier than everyone else and sat down at the front of the class positioning yourself in a way that would show him EVERYTHING and he just growled and asked wtf were you doing and you were like?? “I’m just here to learn sir” as the other kids entered the class and didn’t even look at you.  

• thank god, wonwoo thought. He didn’t want you to look like a slut and have people call you names. But he mostly didn’t want to yell at the other students for staring at the girl he was in love with. 

 • he tried his best to stay strong during the class but everyone knew something was ticking him off, they just didn’t know why. Whenever he asked a question you wood always answer except you’d slur your words and tried to make them sound as sexy as possible which just caused you and the other students to laugh and a few asked if you drank before coming here which would make wonwoo slam his fists in the desk and scold them for talking like that. 

 • Maths was the last class of Friday and as everyone hurried to collect their stuff and leave asap, you stood there with a sweet smile plastered on your face as you watched wonwoo continue talking to the class with pink cheeks.

 • everyone was gone and it was just you two. “You know you’ve had pink cheeks and a growing buldge for the whole class.” You say as he furiously walks over to you and pins you against the wall. “Wtf was that (y/n)?!” “Revenge! You think it’s fun being embarrassed in front of your whole class? Wonwoo I thought you actually liked me but you just played me.” You yell at him. 

 • “(Y/n) I didn’t play you and I’m really sorry if it looked that way. I just wanted to tease you. I love you (y/n), so so much.” He says and you feel your cheeks go pink and the butterflies return in your stomach 

 • “I love you too jeon wonwoo”

Originally posted by ftwonwoo

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Fucking with Harry

<p><p>You’re bored and want attention but Harry is to “busy.” So you go with your next best thing.

Your pov:
I grabbed my phone and scrolled through Instagram. After I got bored again, I looked up at Harry and saw him type.

He was very focused. I sighed loudly and he finally looked up. “Are you okay?” He asked rather rudely.

I said,“I wanted to hang out with you today….I wanted to do something fun.”

He scoffed and said,“Work is very important y/n.”

I rolled my eyes again and sigh going back on my phone.I smirked again and got up sitting on a little couch besides him.

He looked at me and asked,“What are you doing?” “Nothing….nothing at all.” I hummed grabbing a book and flipping through some pages.

I “accidentally” dropped the book and had to pick it up. So I got up and bend down picking it up. His eyes wondered and I smirked.

I skipped back and sat back. He started to type again and that’s when I really wanted to have some fun. I went under the desk.

He still didn’t notice. I smirked and ran my hand up and down his thigh. He quickly looked under.

“y/n what are you doing?!” He yelped out. “I wanna play.” I purred. I played with his belt and he bit his lip.

“Baby we c-can’t do this right now.” He stuttered as I started palming him. “I just want to make you feel good.” I said stopping my actions.

He let out a shaky breath. And continued typing. And that’s when I unbuckled his belt and started palming him through his boxers again.

He was so hard but tried not to focus. His erection was begging for some kind of action,some kind friction.

I took his long and thick erection out and rubbed my thumb over the tip, there was already pre-cum.

I saw him lean his head back. His cock was twitching. I smirked and licked the top.

He grunted and licked it again, gaining another grunt. “Daddy does that make you feel good?” I purred out.

“Y-Yes kitten.” He said watching me. I started massaging his balls and he moaned out.

I licked his shaft and stopped at the tip sucking it while running my hand down his shaft. “Fuck baby.” He moaned out biting his lip.

He was trying to constrain his moans. I didn’t like that so I went faster. Bobbing my head up and down as quick as I could.

Taking all I could in my mouth. His moans were unstoppable. “y/n–oh fuck -I’m g-gonna c-cum.” He moaned out.

And like that he came thrusting into my mouth to finish his high. He let out a shaky breath and said,“Thank you princess.” I swallowed.

I smiled and he grabbed me, making me sit on his lap. I played with his hair and asked,“What are you gonna do to me Daddy?”

He sighed and said,“I know you want me to play with you right now but I can’t.” I frowned and said,“Really.”

I said,“ I know what you want to do Daddy, you want to fuck me endlessly on this table. Don’t you?”

He bit his lip. “What else am I gonna do?” He asked wanting more details.

“You’re gonna fuck my tight pussy.” I kissed his ear. “I’m gonna be moaning ‘Daddy, I can’t’ and you’re gonna fuck me harder just to show me you can.”

“What else?” He asked, I could feel him getting a boner.

“You’re gonna feel my soft warm pussy and you’re gonna cum inside me.” I said and that triggered him.

“Take off your everything.” He demanded getting up locking the door and closing all the blinds.

I took my dress off and slowly took off my bra and panties. He grunted quietly, he always did this when he liked what he saw.

He took all the stuff off his desk and laid me gently. “Daddy my pussy hurts.” I whined

He kissed me passionately and said,I’m gonna. Make you feel so good baby.“

He smirked and got between my legs

He smiled again and smacked my pussy. I jumped a bit and moaned. “Pretty….pretty.” He said getting between my legs staring at my core.

He smacked my core one more time and asked,“Since your being such a good girl, you pick, finger or tongue?”

I whined and said,“ both.” I wanted more friction. He smirked and attached his tongue to my core.

I moaned out quietly and his finger went through my folds. “Don’t tease.” I practically moaned.

His tongue worked on my clit and his finger pushed inside. My body jumped from the sensation of pleasure.

He held me down with his strong hand. He liked watching me squirm. He said,“You’re so tight. I can’t barely fit my finger in baby.”

I’m not a virgin, but I’m not experienced.

“Daddy.” I moaned out. He pushed 2 fingers in this time and I started shaking. He smiled and flicked his tongue on my clit.

He started to pump his fingers in and out faster making me squirm. His tongue felt amazing. He went even faster making me moan uncontrollably.

“Who’s making you feel this way baby?” He asked going faster. And just as I was about to say his name I reached my high.

I felt like I was peeing. I looked up and he smiled. “You can squirt.” He said in his low voice continuing pumping his fingers in and out quickly.

“Oh fuck.” “Daddy I’m gonna cum again.” I moaned and he went as fast as he could and I came again squirting all over his desk.

He chuckled and smacked my pussy. He stood up pulled his erection out. He looked at me and asked,“ Can I?”

I nodded, we have had sex before but he always asks, just to make sure that I have his consent. Which I always do but that’s what made me love him even more.

He nodded and positioned himself. “Daddy you too big.” I said. He only had the tip in and I was already moaning.

He chuckled and pushed inside slowly. I moaned when I felt most of it inside and he started off with slow thrust.

“This feels….so good.” He whispered in my ear. I moaned out and kissed him passionately. “F-Fuck.” I hissed as he picked up his pace.

He put his hands on my throats and thrusted even faster. I moaned and he kissed my neck leaving marks.

“You’re so warm….tight…tight.” He grunted. I clenched around him and his moaned out. “Just like that?” I asked.

“Just like that baby.” He manage to say moaning baby at the end. He pushed his head back and thrusted faster.

“Fuck daddy I’m gonna cum.” I moaned shaking. “Don’t you dare fucking cum until I say so.” He gritted through his teeth, fucking me in a fast pace.

I started shaking a lot. He grunted and collapsed on me. But he still thrusted. He was deep inside of me.

I felt like I was gonna burst. He looked at me and said,“Cum.” I nodded and let go.

He came inside of me with one final hard thrust followed by sloppy thrust. I closed my eyes and and moaned one last time.

He let a shaky breath out and kissed me. “I love you.” “I love you.”

He got up and picked me up bridal style laying me down on the couch. He laid down besides me and smiled.

“You’re so beautiful.” He said kissing me again and cupping my cheek.

“You’re beautiful Harry.” I said kissing him once more. “I really love you y/n.” He said and we laid there.

I didn’t have to say anything cause he knew that I really loved him too.

Omg y'all that was amazing. My heart lol anyways if you liked it tell me lol idk what to say okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Originally posted by worldstyles

anonymous asked:

Do you have any good ereri fics you can recommend? I am seriously lost and I can't find good ones anymore ;-; they could be one-shots, finished fics or still on going, whichever you want, but please help me ç-ç

oh my anon, u r in for a ride~~ i forgot way many fics off of this list probably, but hopefully u will find something to read here!! when it comes to fics i only read complete fics w fairly happy endings, and also for some reason i seem to prefer one/twoshots ??? and like i dont give a flying cock abt who tops/bottoms, ngl i am a huge slut for bottom eren but like i dont differentiate w ereri/riren

u’ve probably had the same couple of fics recced at u thousand times so here are also some lesser known ones that are way fuckin great in my opinion and deserve more recognition~~ i tried to avoid featuring more than one fic from each author but pls check out their other work as well!!

classic ereris

words are trivial - the first ever ereri fic i read and i was instantly i n l o v e like gdi they are so ic in this one and its super realistic tbh p l s read this its great, exactly how i would imagine ereris happening in canon

five years time - m an y e e s s !!! continuing with the classic ereris bc im always a slut for touch-starved eren tbh. the only problem i have w this fic is that i need like 100000k more of it

the misanthrope - this fic srsly needs to be recced more!!!! i dont understand why this isnt on every person’s rec list bc this right here is the very definition of classic ereris. canonverse au, cutie eren meets grumpy scouting legion veteran levi.

playing favorites - this is literally so what i am about ,this is everything iwant in life pls i need more ereri fics like this i cant function srsly when i think abt this fico kok, levi spoils eren bc lbr that boy deserves all the nice things

morning breath - maaan this is just really nice and smooth and leisurely, def a classic piece of ereri

not to curry flavor - two of my favorite things, ereri and descriptions of food~~ levi worries for his lil cutie and cooks him a meal

the art of wooing - okokok i dont like reccing several fics from the same author but this is too cute!!!! titan eren woos levi w rocks!!! pls read!!!!

cool ass aus

pastel eren - yyyYYWEEEEAAA pastel eren!!! i love pastel eren in case u havent noticed

wisdom lost - yeEEE this was super great and hilarious, eren gets his wisdom teeth remove and is rly damn high and then they fuck~~ 

look at me (the way i look at you) - MY CHRISTMAS PRESETN!!!! its super fluffy and cute, and u can def read this even if its not christmas. eren gets sick and levi cares for him and pines hardcore

always - do u wanna cry~~ short as balls and sad but also fluffy

window washer au - a number of drabbles abt window washer eren and office worker levi whos smitten w him~~ 

gross kinks

what a catch - pwp daddy kink, i have no excuses tbh u can judge me all u want lol

blood sticks - and now for something completely different ahahahahahahahhhhhh. sorry i know i am a terrible person and ok the violent descriptions kinda make me cringe but ngl i love a masochistic eren

precious gift - ok o kok so before u unfollow me for reccing this, pls consider a moment. theres some srs noncon and other fucked up shit right here, but the author recognizes it and doesnt try to pass it off as a healthy relationship. the petplay here is written rly damn well like a+++

the greatest view - ahahaaa compared to the others this isnt actually gross at all, some great bondage and dirty talk and praise kink and bottom levi

forest boy - frickles in the woods~~ idk somehow this has a rly beautiful mood 

dragon’s blood - rly damn sensual pwp, like holy hell man and omg i jUST NOTICED RIGHT NOW THIS IS BY RARYU???? WTF I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS UR FIC OMG IM DUMB

coming clean - literally super filthy smut, oh my~~ 

didn’t find anything nice and now are forever disgusted by my tastes? here are some other peoples’ rec lists:

cat’s recs (both ongoing and finished and also pwps, quality person and an ereri connoisseur, we have remarkably similar tastes loool)

fuzzyporcupine’s recs (a fuckload of fics, rly damn well organized, most of them quality except for that one dentist au lol who even wrote that) (srsly this was the first ever rec page i ever found my stuff on and promptly shat a brick)

bfketh’s smut recs aaayy (so many dicks, also some erurirens so avert ur eyes if that isnt ur thing)

vaneh’s recs (rly damn aesthetic posts, will look way pretty on ur blog when u reblog them, well organized and described, the only downside is that a few of my fics r on here lol) (but tbh if ur following me then im p sure that u dont mind this type of content)

pom-pom-pomodoro’s fluffy recs (!!!!fluffy, u had me at fluffy)

kitty’s fic recs (rly damn quality person once again, a lot of well known fics but tbh u will probs find trashy porn as well bc she loves ass)

corporalmizuki’s recs (other ships than ereri also included)

and also the ereri fic rec tag, its p quiet there most of the time but ive found a couple of nice things there~~

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Is Wren K.,Charlotte’s killer, and not A.D?

It’s been a while since I wrote my “Wren is AD theory + Charlotte’s brother!” which i have save in my draft, and thanks to the Spencer reveal in 7x10 i didn’t post it. So i was re thinking the whole thing and based on the fact that Marlene said that Wren was part of a big twist and that we are going to get an explanation to his shady behaviors throughout the serie. Plus he was “not” going to be in the finale but is going to be in more than 1 ep- according to Mar.

I’m gonna put a little of speculation to this theory so if you don’t agree with something be nice and tell me! :)

First of all we don’t know anything about Wren Kingston and Bethany Young lives. The show never explained them that deeply or gave us something to link them, yet Wren got really upset when Charlotte told him that Melissa killed B. If she was a complete stranger why would he get that upset? I KNOW any normal person would be angry if they find out your partner killed someone innocent. Even me! but, why was it so important for Wren to know that Melissa killed someone trying to “protect” Spencer? Why was so important to Charlotte that Wren learns the truth after all those years?…. So we don’t know these 2 character’s lives and we can speculate as much as we want! and this is one of the reasons i loved doing this theory. This can be completely wrong.  This can be completely right or a combination of both. Who knows?

This is a little bit long… NOW lets beging

First let’s see our timeline. Remember that PLL current year is 2017.

  • Wren Kingston was born in 1986/87 (age 31/30)
  • Melissa Hastings in 1987 (age 30)
  • Charles/Charlotte D in 1988 (age 29)
  • Jason DiLaurentis 1989 (age 28)
  • Bethany Young in 1992 (age 25)
  • Aria M., Emily F., Alison D., Spencer H., and Hanna M., in 1994 (age 23) 

  1. SCOTT M + WIFE 1= Wren K
  2. SCOTT M + MARY DRAKE= Charles D
  3. SCOTT M + WIFE 3= Bethany Y
  1. MARY DRAKE+ SCOTT M= Charles D
  2. MARY DRAKE + PETER H/?= Spencer H

Wren, Charlotte and Bethany share the same father. 

Okay i firmly believe that Scott Montgomery and an unknown woman became parents of Wren K around 1986-1987. After the death of wife 1 Scott got deppresed, and decided to get into Radley to grieve. While he was there, baby Wren was living with someone else. 

Is Scott M., Charles father?

At the time, there were 2 twins. One got into Radley Sanitarium and the other had the “perfect life”. Time passed and radley twin/Mary Drake met in Radley Mr. Scott (between may or june) and around August 1987 they fucked lol. On May 1988 *9 months later* Charles/Cece was born. Mary’s first biological child. Jessica took baby Charles as her own, and Scott got realeased from the sanitarum and decided to move on with his life with his little boy. He saw an opportunity to start a new life and married a nice woman he met after getting out of Radley. After a short time they all moved to London leaving behind Mary and her envious sister Jessica, the one that took his other boy. Wren never knew that his dad’s wife was not his biological mother, step mother instead. They were no longer the Montgomery’s. They were Young. *NOTE: Wren Kingston is not real and we do not know his birth name. Keep this in mind* 

Wren was just a little and cute boy (btw can you imagine baby Julian? omg so cute). He grew up there like a normal kid and that’s why he has that sexy accent. In 1992 Scott and wife#3 concieved a baby girl called Bethany, who was 5/6 years younger (lol young)than Wren.  They lived a normal life until Bethany acquired a violent behavior around 1996 when she was 4 y/o. B and her mom went all the road from England to Rosewood for someone else to take care of her, but decide not to look for Scott’s brother because Bethany could’ve caused big trouble for little aria and mike. Bethany’s mother put her on Radley Sanitarium leaving his husband and his 9/10 year-old-step-son behind. Bethany became friend with Charles DiLaurentis over the years and she betrays him. B mom’s eventually got married again.

Originally posted by dontmesswiththeleprechaun

Scott was heartbroken because he lost his family again x3 and his depression came back desencadenating other problems. He was put into a “place much like this. worse. (Wren to Hanna 3x02)”. According to Hanna in a nuthouse.

Scott was put in a nuthouse due to his condition and “checked out of his [wren’s] life when he was 10 (1996/1997). Traded his family room for the chaos inside his head”. Years passed and Wren threw a bowl of soup across the room lol while visiting his dad. He was  all alone. He had no family there in London which caused him being in a foster house and the Kingston’s adopted him and changed his name. He always visited his dad and when he got a little bit older Scott told him everything about his real mom being dead, wife#3 taking B to rosewood, his half-brother that was born in Radley and that he was stolen by Mary’s “evil twin” Jessica, and that she was basically the cause they weren’t happy. He was furious but there was nothing he could do. Then he started studying medicine and took care of himself so he could help his dad, and sister while helping others. “My life has been my choice”. 

Back again with Mary, after Jessica took Charles, she got pregnat for the second time in july 1993, and nine months later, April 1994, Spencer Hastings was born. (The father is most likely to be Peter. The fuckboy). He took the baby and Mary lost her other child. When the bath tub incident happened with Charles and Ali, he was sent to Radley at age 7 in 1995, and Mary was long gone.

A new life?

Wren, now knowing his real family history, got closure with his dad Scott and moved to USA around 2008 to continue his studies on med school. He moved to Philly and was around rosewood trying to find his sister bethany, and his bro charles evil’s aunt/adoptive mom Jessica D to take revenge on her.  

Jessica was aware Bethany was enemy with Charlotte and tried to make her life a living hell for putting her daugther through pain with all the Marion thing. She was acting “nice”, taking her to ride horses, and asking her to call her “aunt jessie” so she [b] would feel the ultimate betrayal. Finding out J and her *step* father were having an affair. Jessica didn’t knew she was Scott’s daugther. And B got really close to his step dad over time.

For me its like she was actually her niece eventhough Scott and Mary were no longer together idk its just me. Like, she could’d been B’s aunt if she didn’t interfered lol.

Originally posted by gif-pll

Anyways, there’s a tape of Bethany talking about her “father” having the affair with Jessica which caused her rage and decided to take revenge on her.  By this time Mona was already messaging Ali. “That night” happened and Alison DiLaurentis dissapeared on labor day 2009, Bethany Young was killed by Mona Vanderwaal and Melissa Hastings that night too, and the next day Sara fucking Harvey was missing…too.

The Montgomery’s mysteriously travel (september 2009). Okay hear me out… so Scott M was transfered from an England nuthouse to one on Iceland (these countries are relative close) and Byron, Ella, Mike and Aria traveled there because he commited suicide. They lived there and came back exactly one year after Alison went missing (sept 2010). 

Originally posted by bluesartgent

In 2010 Wren and Melissa Hastings are engaged (never been explained how they met). They moved back to Rosewood, and that’s why he proposed to her, because he saw an opportunity to find his brother, his sister Bethany and his dad ex >> Mary, but he just came to find out that they were all gone.  He went to Radley several times before he was a volunteer, while practicing at the hospital, and seducing Spencer so he could get more answers.  And the rest is history.

He approches ¾ liars bc he knows that Aria is his cousin and he doesn’t want her to find out. He was at Alison’s funeral *1x01* for unknown reasons. Like, dude just moved to town. Why was he there if Melissa hated Alison for stealin’ her man Ian¿? For me he was checking on Spencer and Aria, and also looking for Jessica and finally find Charles or Bethany. But the funeral was actually for B but no one knew. Oh the irony of finding your sister and not knowing it… When he came to rosewood in 2010 looking for his sis Bet he eventually gave up and tried to moved on.  She was already dead by that time but no one knew (rosewood pd’s are stupids gosh!) and her mother and step dad never reported that she was missing probably because they were glad that her daughter was no longer on their hand$. 

*For me that’s the only reasonable explanation of why no one knew where Bethany was after that night. Also no one seem to care that she was no longer in radley and that she never came back* 

You know that sometimes the world works really weird and there’s this thing called fate. He and his brother (now sister) Charlotte/Cece met in one of those visits of him trying to figure what happened with Charles or B, the real story. Or maybe Melissa herself introduce them. Somehow they made click and had a heart talk about EVERYTHING and found out they were related. He, being a just graduated doctor, have easy access to DNA test and coroborate that, in fact they’re siblings (this going at the same time with mona being original a/late s2). Wren told Cece that his other sister was Bethany. But Cece didn’t told him that she was enemies with B and that she wanted to kill her that night. She kept that a secret. Cece somehow convinced Wren to join her tortuning the girls because it was “fun” and because they were “glad Ali was gone”(stupid af) and they stole A’s game from Mona. He started drugging her so she could confuse Cece with Alison and spit info easily without remembering. They became Big A (Cece bc that stupid ass motive) and his half-brother Wren became his right hand.  Read here for when the show foreshadowed that they are siblings

In the other hand Charlotte calls herself Cece Drake bc she knows that Mary is her real mother not Jessica, and thanks to wren knows that Scott is her father and she’s Aria’s cousin too… *Big part of everything she said in 6x10 was a lie.* Cece goes around rosewood being A and targeting the girls without a real reason (at least for me lol). 

Originally posted by wrenischarles

Cece kills Wilden(s3/4) and she’s affraid of being discovered. Mona confessed killing Wilden so she could help Ashley and Hanna, she got sent to Radley and this is where our boy Wren enters again. In 4x10 one of the most important episodes for us, wren fans, is the last time we saw him and he was being shady asss fuck.  A brief summary of that ep is that after Mona confessed killing Wilden, Wren interogates her into why she confessed of something she didn’t do, shows her the pic, later coloring the mom’s coat red ehh, making Ashley lose Veronica as her lawyer, Hanna asking him if he let Cece visit her, he getting really concerned about being link with Cece, calling someone (who?), mysteriously moving to London and the most important: Talking about loyalties with Mona/Original A. She eventually found out that Wren wasn’t there to help her. He was there to help his half-sister Cece and take more information out of Mona that’s why she said “that was before i realized where your loyalties were”. His loyalties were with Cece because he authorized those passes few months before (back at late s3), made Ashley lose her lawyer so Mona and Cece wouldn’t be frame but mama Marin yes, and that damn drawing. That was personal he was just testing her.  Read here my analysis of the drawing

Originally posted by rosesprettylittletheories

Then 2 episodes later he moves back to London with Melissa. He left because the police took Cece as a suspect and he (being his helper and half-bro) ran away on her orders so she could protect him. Few months pass and Cece reveal herself as Big A and “tells the truth”in 6x10 lol no.  We fast forward few years and in 6x17 Hanna Banana saw a drunk and angry Melissa in a London Fashion Event. 

*QUICK NOTE: remember that i said that Wren did told Cece that Bethany was his other sister but Cece did not told Wren that she was enemy with her. She never told him that she wanted to kill her that night instead of Alison* 

Originally posted by aisforanswerss

Okay so Cece knowing that she shared a sexy brother with her deceased enemy Bethany (she was her half-sibling lol) out of the blue she calls her bro Wren and confessed him that his girlfriend Melissa killed Bethany after Mona hit her with the shovel. Bethany’s death was caused by being buried alive. 

He got angry and started treating her bad and then they break up. But, he was furious with Cece too for keeping it [melissa killing b] a secret for many years. PLUS he realized they hated each other at the point they both wanted to hurt the other. B hurting Jessica for having the affair with his dad, and C hurting B in order to protect J. He started planning his vengace on Charlotte because she once wanted to hurt the sister he saw since before even was born and attempt to kill her that night but failed and other one killed her instead (wow i’m tired lol). Anyway Bethany is dead and have been for years and nothing can change that. He “forgave” Charlotte and few time later Alison got her out of Welby with the help of the liars. Wren see’s his opportunity to avenge Bethany after all those years, betrays Charlotte and kills her. He framed Melissa and is the one blackmailing her with the confession tape. After he killed Charlotte he went back to his normal life while AD is trying to figure out who the fuck killed his/her beloved friend/sister/cousin/lover idk. Wren is the one that created Uber A/AD and also the liars.  + dumb bitches killed Rollins. See here why AD is after the liars 


In conclusion Wren was Cece’s right hand for many years (prove everything he did when mona was in radley and she [cece] took over the game s3/4). They got close after realizing they share the same father, and he helped her with the game, and HOW DOES SHE PAYS HIM after many years of a solid brother-sister relationship? dropping that bombshell and hurting him. He was done with her shit and she got her payback.  “Just like you, Cece, karma can be such a bitch.”

Applying this theory who do i think is AD? i got no idea honestly, but i would consider Spencer or Alison. My theories are this one, Jenna being Charlotte’s killer (theory here) or Wren actually being AD. My Wren is AD theory is similar to this but the only difference is that he forgave Charlotte for not telling him the truth about B since the beginning, and when she [cece] dies he takes over game and avenge her. 

Originally posted by kaosangel

If you made it this far THANK YOU SO MUCH and i hope you liked it! On december i’ll re watch the whole serie and try to think of more posibilities. I still want wren to be AD, this is just other thought and a really unpredictable plot twist. If he’s not AD i wouldn’t be mad if its Ali, Mona, Spencer or Melissa. If they don’t make wren ad at least i want him to be involve big time lol. 

Originally posted by mentalandtwisted

anonymous asked:

hi there! just wondering what LUSH products you've used and which ones you like best?

HI FRIEND omg i actually just went to lush today bc i’m obsessed…how did u KNOW… i’ve used so many of their products hm i’ll just list each one i guess??

  • cupcake fresh face mask: smells like chocolate and is very good for teenage (oily/spotty) skin. the first lush product i ever bought!!!
  • brazened honey fresh face mask: this one i did not love as much but it might be good for you!! if u just need a refreshing mask :~) it also smells p nice
  • full of grace moisturizing bar: put this on before a face mask (love lettuce…) and it will work 100x better apparently… makes u feel calm and your skin ends up looking brighter and clearer than ever b4 <33
  • love lettuce fresh face mask: THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE!!! it smells great and is exfoliating (but i have oily skin and it’s not really made for that…but it works for me anyway??? idk) try it you might love it. it feels super refreshing 
  • cosmetic warrior fresh face mask: for spotty skin, it works well!!! has a smell you kind of have to get used to but i like it…
  • pink bath bomb: SMELLS SO NICE and make the water all pink and lovely and it just fizzes so well 10/10 would recommend. all the bath bombs are probably great tbh
  • creamy candy bubble bar: goes well with the aforementioned bath bomb. very sweet and comforting scent
  • dark angels cleanser: i Looove this cleanser!! it has a strange scent/color but you get used to it and eventually will love putting black shit on your face bc it’s exfoliating and is great for oily skin. it’s very gentle too and makes u feel bright and NEW
  • ocean salt face and body scrub: the actual BEST no seriously if u get ONE PRODUCT AT LUSH let it be this one. it’s so worth it. basically smells like the ocean/beach/summer and you feel like you just spent a week in fiji (lol i wouldn’t know i have never been but i imagine it to be like that…) makes your body/face so SOFT !!!
  • tea tree toner: use this after your cleanser. you just spray a little on your face and you’re good 2 go :-) it lasts forever too and smells like a rainforest
  • mint julips lip scrub: smells like…mint obviously…and basically just removes the dry skin on your lips. super exfoliating and leaves your lips feeling soft and tingly :~)
  • it started with a kiss lip tint: to use after ur lip scrub!! it’s a dark pink color, almost red but not quite, and smells kind of chocolatey and fresh?? and it lasts a long time
  • hottie massage bar: i have literally had this bar for over a year now lol…….(:::: it’s a trusty old friend, really relaxes my sore muscles!! you only need to rub it on you once and you’ll smell cocoa butter wonderfulness PLUS it’s oily so very good for the dry winter months. i haven’t bought any other massage bars bc i’ve had this one forever but i’ve tried other ones at the store and i really like wiccy magic muscles, tender is the night, and the black stockings body tint. all v nice
  • buffy body butter: an exfoliating bar, kind of like an extra addition to use in the shower after any body wash. makes your skin smoooooth i love it
  • ro’s argan body conditioner: it’s kind of like hair conditioner…but for ur body?? so u use it in the shower and god wait this description “cocoa butter, cupuacu butter, almond oil and argan oils, and the fragrant scent of fresh rose petals” wOW I’M IN LOVE it makes your body so silky
  • honey i washed the kids soap: smells like caramel and is so PRETTY and moisturizing….with aloe….my fav… lush soaps are heaven sent and so so so nice to look at  so i would def recommend trying one out
  • rose jam shower gel: goes with the ro’s argan body conditioner bc they are of similar scents…this one has goji berry juice in it and it makes you feel hydrated and H A P P Y i’m in love with it


fic recs~

i gotchuuuu on fic recs haha (i obv have too much time on my hands lol)

warning tho….it’s a LOT of jicheol (ehehehe sorry) and most (if not all) of these are from AO3 xD

whew ok buckle up cuz hERe We gO


(jicheol)(SO. CUTE.)

(jihan)(this is just a really interesting AU lol)

(seungsol, jicheol, junhao)(genderswap if your interested, i love strong female svt and their whipped boyfriends lmao)

(jicheol)(lots of dramatic irony in this one hahaha)

(seungsol)(this one is pretty cute and interesting i would say)

(OT13)(bc this made me so emotional)

(gen)(just a collection of drabbles for random pairings, it’s good for exploring lesser known ships haha)

(jihan)(just bc this supports my theory that svt are 100% the type to give birthday boys cute lil cheek kisses)

(seungsol)(this is v cute lel)

(2seung)(this is so cute yo)

(jicheol)(would you look at that i’m trash)(but yeh cute coffee shop!au)

(junhao)(this is just a p interesting alpha/beta/omega verse fic lol)

(kinda gen? some mush of pairings)(aka that one gang au every fandom needs)

(95line)(bc p o l y a m o r y)

(junhao)(incomplete, but this is a super cool superpower!au woohoo)

(jicheol, jihan)(incomplete, but has the makings of a p good and hilarious fic i would say)

(junhao)(this i love this yes)

(seungsol)(just a tad? bit dramatic but it’s not too bad and it was a fun read)

(very gen but also some jihan)(bc this would completely happen)

(meanie)(aka probably the only meanie on this list but its still cute)

(seungsol)(this is just an interesting soulmate au haha)

(jicheol)(incomplete but I think it’s been a pretty good read so far)

(jihan)(………..this is just a……….very very interesting au)

(jicheol)(so many pickup lines i cri)

(soonhoon)(woohoooooo cute winter drabble collection)

(jihoon/chan)(is there a ship name for that?)(very interesting pairing to explore and also chan is a precious lil bby)

(OT13)(this. is. so. e m o t i o n a l.)

(jicheol)(in which jicheol discover a way to lowkey mess with the soulmate system and jihoon is a cutie haha)


(jicheol)(bc this is cute and svt’s characterizations are spot on and hilarious lmao)

(seungsol)(i’ve only read the first one in the series but it’s so good yee)

(soonhoon)(also so cute omfg)

(soonseok)(finally soonseok yay)(basically they’re both fools lol)

(leader line)(bc we all need a little cuddly leader line in our lives)

(junhao)(this is so cute minghao is a precious child that must be protected at all costs)

(cheolsoo)(ok whewhoohoo this one’s a lot of smut so i haven’t read it but i’ve heard v good things about it so idk check it out? lel)

(jihan)(this would so happen tbh haha wowser)

(jicheol)(i love this so much like no joke)(fairy realm au is gr9)

(jeongcheol)(greasy ass coups and embarrassed jeonghan lmao)

(chansol)(y e s i love them also pirate au yei)

(jeongcheol)(just dropping this here bc your writing AND drawing are both amazing like goals gurl goals)

(OT13? china line if ya squint a lil)(happy lil family svt is my aesthetic ngl)

(junhao)(this is so adorable and i absolutely love minghao’s parents in this omf)

(and at risk of being more trash)(jicheol)(v cute but woahhhh drama)

(jicheol)(i haven’t gotten myself updated on this one but it’s p good from what i’ve read)(there are some triggering things in here tho so just be careful love~)

(/slowly sneaks sanna’s fic into this oops/ u saw nothing)

(jicheol, meanie, jihan, every other svt couple tbh)(oh look it’s not AO3 hehe)(lots of drama but it’s interesting lmao)


(yoonmin)(there’s smut that i skipped in here but it was still a good read haha)

(pretty OT7, some jinmin)(i freakin love this omg such plot twist much wow)


Ahhhhh woah that came out longer than expected but that’s pretty much an entire list of all the fics I have read lmao (if you want more BTS fics i can probably hit you up with some of those too lol)(why am i such trash)

There’s not a lot of variety in genre in this list? lots of fluff since i avoid angst like the plague so hehe sry about that :’) I like to think there’s a good variety in pairings tho lmao (there’s too much jicheol we all know i’m lyin)

But ahhh i hope this provides you with things to read that will satisfy whatever ur looking for~ <3

P.S. i’m sorry if this list is hell to navigate OTL also idk if the links will automatically hyperlink? maybe not if not double sorry ;-;

P.P.S. (your jihan is soooooo good? like damnnnnn keep up the great work <3)(also yeeee things are looking good with stanley eh ;D)(also drop by the 17 chat more oftennnnn, we love you and miss youuuuuu)



And I’m sorryyyyyy I’ve been trying to be better about popping up in the chat lately T^T

Magcon Preferences #22- Drunk Texts (Yours)

CamYou: This sand is so soft…

Cam: What? Y/N Where are you!?

You: The park….I tink…

Cam: I think that’s grass bby…is it green?


Cam: Omg Y/N, you’re drunk…I’ll be right there


Shawn: Babe? What happened? I’m at home…


Shawn: Babe….I’m coming to pick you up from the party, okay?


Taylor- You: BABEE COME PICk me UP

Taylor: Why? The party isn’t fun?


Taylor: kk, I’m coming….but you’re going straight to bed…



Taylor: Oh god…-.-

Nash- You: asdfghjkl

Nash: Y/N? wtf?

You: ur sah asdfghjkl

You: You sexi


Nash: Alright, baby…I think you’ve partied enough…Coming to pick you up…


Nash: Sure :)


Matt: Ummm…? You okay?


You: Ur really cute…

You: I love yoouu Matchew!!

Matt: I love you too bae….I’ll be over to pick you up rn


Matt: Yeah, babe :)

Jack J- You: Ur SAH HAWT

JJ: Thanks? You’re pretty sexy yourself ;)

You: Can WE DUCK?


JJ: Umm, baby…Are you drunk or high?


JJ: kay, I thought so…I’m coming to pick you up…

You: Okay 


JJ: maybe tomorrow, okay?

You: OKai

Jack G- You: I juSt sawww diz rally big cucumber…….,,…It reminded me of sumthin ;)

You: (It’s ur dick,…LOL)




JG: OMG, what have you done with my innocent Y/N?

You: IDK man, ask the vodka, not me….


Carter: What? Babe, what’s wrong?


Carter: I’ll pick you up and we can get more pizza, okay?

You: OAKY.


Carter: Taco bell? Yeah sure :) lol


Aaron: Is that the intro song to Arthur?


Aaron: Oh My Gosh, YN…You’re wasted -_-

Sam-You: DOES YOU gotta BAE OR NAH

Sammy: I do…are you drunk


Sammy: Um…it’s yoouu?

You: Oh, my bad…



Hayes: WHO?


You: Oh, never mind…it was just sammy…

Hayes: Oh my gosh -_-


Dillon: Babe? Are you okay?



Dillon: Oh gosh…I’m gonna go and pick you up.



Jacob: I’m your boyfriend? Are you drunk, Y/N?


Jacob: Okay…coming to pick you up…


You and I – Chapter 3

A/N: I love you all so much omg. Thank you for the positive feedback and suggestions! btw last time I wrote ‘suggestions would be could’ well, anyway, i was sleepy. I meant Suggestions would be cool, lol. Enjoy this chapter and yeah.. idk I guess I’ll write another one now bc I have 3 more hours of travelling haha.

Sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes. I didn’t read this  check lol. 

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140903 Bangtan Ilsan fansign

The first fansign for bangtan’s new album was this wednesday allll the way out at the very end of line 3 in ilsan at kintex. The seats were first come first serve and since I wanted to take pics I went early in the morning to get on the fanmade list so i’d be early on in the order and therefore close to the front. i ended up being #28 in the second row right in front of suga, jimin, and taehyung which was great for me since they’re my top 3 hehe if i /have to pick/ sob…

we came back at 6pm for the name check and then went and had dinner at lotteria where i prepared my questions and got made fun of for not being able to pick a favorite member by my friends ㅎㅎㅎ but all and all it was a good time. i had brought a stuffed penguin to give taehyung along with a picture i took of him once where i really thought he looked like a little penguin, but i wasnt sure what the atmosphere would be like what with the tragic news of Ladies’ Codes’ accident. I was a bit worried,honestly, that it would be kind of a subdued first fansign and wasn’t really sure that kind of present was appropriate, but when the boys came in they were as bright as ever. they seemed super happy and excited to finally be meeting their fans again and were quite playful and smiley dispite the circumstances. I think being an idol means being skilled at compartamentalizing things, so even though they were probably affected by that they could also enjoy seeing their fans, happily.

The order of the fansign was Jeongguk-Jin-Hoseok-Namjoon-Taehyung-Jimin-Yoongi, which was a nice for me, but weird having Jeongguk be first. The members im usually the most awkward with are Jeongguk and Jimin actually ;; for some reason i can never think of things to say to them, but this time at least i had a built-in lead in for jeongguk since i could wish him happy birthday.

I knelt down across from him and gave him my album and he smiled and asked my name, which he wrote with a heart next to it. I asked him how his birthday was and he very emphatically told me it was really good, and then i mentioned that i was actually at simply kpop that day so i saw him haha. Then he read my question for him which was “Which hyung gives the best presents? What kind of present did you get from him?” and he wrote seaweed soup, so i said “oh so Jin hyung?” and he was like yeah~ and that was pretty much the whole conversation with him. Oh, and he told me I spoke Korean well. i told him i’ll see him on friday too and then moved on to Jin.

Jin greeted me with a “Hi~ What’s your name” and when I told him “Kat” he was like “oh like your headband?” because I had a cat ear headband on, but i think he might have just pointed, not actually said headband bc he was speaking english and i dont think he knows the word haha, his english pronunciation is so nice though wow. Then he went to read my post it, but i got really embarrassed so i covered it up and told him “dont read it, im shy now!” hahaha;; and he was like haha it’s okay, so i uncovered it and he started to read it again but i kept getting shy (basically i wasn’t sure if i’d be able to speak korean properly so i wrote a note just kind of rambling that he’s super attractive and lately every time i see him he gets more attractive to me, but I just.. got soo… embarrassed! aha…). And then he was like “Do you know my part in danger?” and I was like “yeah??” and he started singing it and like… made me sing a long lmao. and then he asked me if i knew jeongguk’s part, like he wanted me to do it? but i was confused so i asked which part he meant and was like 귀요미 지못미? haha. i told him I was coming again on friday so he should try to remember my name and he told me he would and gave me a high-five.

Hoseok greeted me with the opening of Hormone War, “Hello hello, hello hello~” which was cute haha he asked me my name and I was like it’s kat and he wrote it but he was talking to me without actually looking at me but I was like yeah I saw you last promotions too you don’t remember? and he looked at me really confused haha i don’t think he remembers meeting me at all despite me also seeing him all summer at airports and such. i told him i cut my hair so maybe he doesn’t recognize me but i think he was still confused. he kept drawing hearts next to my name to make up for it though haha. my question for him was “What’s a song you really want to make choreo for?” and he immediately wrote “We On” I asked him what about a non-Bangtan song and he he thought for a second and wrote “Wiz Khalifa~♥︎” so i told him I really wanted to see more of his choreography and said bye and moved on.

Namjoon greeted me with a big smile and said “LTNS”… to which i replied…“sorry?” and he got all flustered and was like “oh like long time no see haha…” and I was like “ohhh! yeah… wow namjoon you know more english slang than me, I know!” and he got all bashful like “naww man hahhahaa” it was cute. Then he asked me where I was from and even though in my head I was like… namjoon we’ve been over this, I just said California and of course it spurred him into an excited tumble of words about how great California was and i told him it looked like they had a really good time. i asked him to write a poem with each line starting with one letter from my name (like you can do in korean with characters in people’s names, but you can do it in english with letters). So he hid the post-it as he wrote it and kind of giggled to himself. he quickly turned the page so i couldn’t see it and he wouldn’t let me turn back to it either. he started laughing a lot and was like, “don’t look at it now, and it’s just a joke okay?”. I was like, “wh..y…?? what did you write omg” but he just kept smiling and laughing.

This is his beautiful poem. such lyrical genius and this is the poem i get haha:

V was next and he greeted me brightly with his cute “hello~!” and i said hi, and he asked me my name and I said Kat. He started to write cat with a c, but corrected himself and crossed it out and was like, “oh no, K! K! right??” and I was like yeah! that’s right, and he goes, “yes!! i remember! you came to gwangju right!!” and I was like yes! omg and he goes in English, “I missed you!!” and I just was like “I missed you more taehyung!” and i gave him the penguin and he kind of played with it and put it under his arm while he signed (i really want to see a pic of it T^T if anyone sees it let me know please!!) and i tried to explain that it reminded me of him in the picture i gave him with the thing but im not sure if he understood what i was saying to him lol. anyway, he was really cute and he didnt look at my post-it but i dont even careeee because TAEHYUNG T^T.

Jimin greeted me and asked me name and just.. jimin is so handsome his skin is such a nice tone and i just get really overwhelmed by looking at him because i think he’s so handsome T^T. he signed my album and answered my question, which was “you did really well at sukira by yourself! if you could go on a show with one member who would you choose?” and he picked Jhope. i said i think that would be entertaining, and then we just stared at each other. i should have asked him why he picked hoseok… or something… but i just… stared at him haha. eventually i was like “you become really really handsome;;” but then i had to move on. idk… park jimin does something to my brain T^T

Yoongi greeted me in korean with a “long time no see” and asked me name. he asked me if i went back to the states between promotions and i told him no, i’ve just been here^^ and he was like really?? you didn’t go home? and I was like, “no… you didn’t see me at the airport and stuff? cos i saw you guys a lot haha” and he was like ah.. yes… but im pretty sure they just dont look around when they’re doing stuff. like the only time they actually look at their fans are when they’re right in front of them at fansigns.. sigh. anyway, then he answered my post-it which hairstyle do you like the best on you? and he went down all the options and checked them all saying, i like them all! and i was like ok… well pick a favorite? he thought about it a bit and chose haruman. i told him it was my favorite on him too. he told me my korean has improved since last time he saw me and i told him thanks and i’ll see him friday ^^

and that was my fansign. nothing too exciting to be honest, but it was nice to see them again in such good moods. and V remembered me T^T I cant… the rest of the fansign i just took pics and waved at them every so often. some other cute things that happened though:

-at one point V accidentally drew a dot on his face and everyone shouted at him about it. he made a lot of funny faces but didn’t actually try to get it off. finally someone gave him a hand mirror and he made a super exaggerated tragic face haha. he tried to get it off with a tissue but couldn’t so a staff had to give him some kind of cream lol.

-jimin got some kind of packaged toy and playfully tried to hit taehyung with it but accidentally hit him in the face with the sharper part of it and taehyung made a pained/surprised face so jimin apologized a lot and reached his arm around him like ‘are you okay??’

-and then like 15 mins later he got a soft toy and hit taehyung in the face with it to which taehyung just made an “unamused” resigned face haha.

-someone gave jimin a big rainbow slinky which he played with but accidentally threw it over the table to the audience side and someone had to retrieve it for him. everyone was teasing him about it lol

-a few minutes later suga was playing with a stuffed whale plushie and threw it in the air, but it also fell to the otherside of the table. all the fans were like “its okay!” and jimin made a really affronted face and was like, “no its not!” (like why do you guys tell him it’s okay but make fun of me T_T)

-a fan gave each member little red flowers, jeongguk, jin, suga and jhope all put them behind their ears while namjoon and taehyung only kept them briefly, but jimin really liked it. he held it through the entire fansign in his left hand, and even during their picture time and carried it out with him.

-at the end their mics weren’t working very well, they kept cutting out. hoseok’s wasn’t working at all so namjoon took it and it worked fine. hoseok took it back and it stopped… so namjoon took it again and it worked.. and hoseok made such a cute annoyed face haha like whyyyy??

-jeongguk sang part of Rain for us

-they asked us to be extra careful going home tonight because the roads were dangerous.

(feel free to take out anything from my fanaccounts, but please credit back to me thank you!)