lol okay i go to sleep

Dammit I should be sleeping but this came into my brain for some reason I don't even know why and its too important not to share so

Inukag AU where Inuyasha brings Kagome home for the first time and instantly Inuparents are distrustful because she looks so much like his ex that screwed him over big time and they don’t want to see their precious puppy go through that again so they try everything they can think of to get to her leave like being mean, then overly nice, being embarrassing, weird, or just whatever but all their ideas fail because it turns out Kagome just agrees with everything they do and think they’re pretty awesome/fun/responsible/protective and all that and Inuparents are just like “???? um” and they keep trying but Kagomes just like “lol cool” until eventually mom and dad start to see that she’s nothing like his ex and they start to like her and they all live happily ever after.

Meanwhile Inuyasha is making eyes at his new gf and doesn’t even notice his parents being mortifyingly embarrassing and trying to drive her away because he’s too busy imagining making babies with her and only comes back to the real world when the words “baby pictures” enters his brain and that’s when the shit REALLY hits the fan.

  • Me: Okay,
  • I'm actually going to go to bed at 9. No crying. No binge watching Netflix. No fanfics. No worries, just sleep.
  • Me at 3am: Going through the 5 stages of grief as I'm crying, watching the last season of my favorite show, while reading a fic of it and thinking of my own.
I spend about 80% of my time thinking about Kpop, and the other 20% of the time, I’m praying for someone else to bring it up so I can talk about it too.
—  When people ask me what I do for fun (totally a mean girls quote lol)
pll characters reacting to their fetus selves
  • alison: okay i know being a bitch is sort of your thing and all and that makes you cool but like would you rather be dead (or fake dead) or cool? actually CHILL GIRL
  • aria: maybe don't with the pink streaks? it's not as cute as you think it is girl, either go all out or not at all
  • caleb: lol what a nerd, who even wears beanies anymore, also you're going to fall in love with this one girl so remember NOT TO SLEEP WITH HER BEST FRIEND thx bro
  • charlotte: *can't react because is dead*
  • emily: you're super mega ultra gay, just embrace it girl
  • ezra: just...wait until aria is legal, okay? okay. actually, just forget girls, cake is much less complicated and more cake = less heartbreak
  • hanna: girl you fab don't let anyone else tell you otherwise...but like don't steal those sunglasses, love yoself (and yo mom, the things that woman will do for you o m g)
  • jason: lol we've changed quite a bit haven't we
  • lucas: you will become very very rich. but you still can't get girls. your life is sad
  • mona: don't play dumb. you're a badass. also toffee tango is a great lipstick color on you you should wear it more often queen
  • paige: you're gay and that's okay but plz get a new haircut, anything that makes you look less aggressive
  • spencer: you need to take a chill pill no more like a thousand chill pills well actually no don't do that we have a problem with pills
  • toby: what a smol bean, stay gold ponyboy. also your life sucks, but it will suck significantly more if you don't date spencer hastings. you're welcome.
  • wren: you handsome devil you, you don't know how much you're going to fuck up, good luck mate
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“I fell in love with the idea of the ‘One Bad Night’ video becoming a story of human compassion,” explains Kiyoko. “With the issues going on in our world right now, it’s important for us not to turn our backs each other. Anyone we come across could be an unlikely hero. Even the simple things in life can make or break your night, whether it’s a smile at the grocery store, an acknowledgment of support… just being seen. I wanted this video to be a reminder that humanity is looking out for you.”

okay i need to catch some sleep before i officially pull an all-nighter to watch some live streams of the midnight release. but before i go here’s a hella super sassy character that im pretty sure everyone is going to hate and love

i want to know who’s more sassier. Revali or Zelda? lmao

![ATTENTION]!!

BEAUTIFUL WILL BE OUT ON MELON AT 12PM KST!!
STREAM AS MUCH AS YOU CAN FROM 12PM KST TO 6PM KST!

Streaming counts for so much, since there will be no MV until 6pm KST, you can focus all your time on streaming.

For a lot of people, these times are awkward (In europe the streams starts at 3am and the mv is realised at 9am. For the eastern coast of the US, the streaming starts at 11pm and the MV is released at 5am)

If you are able maybe wake up, please try play a playlist of beautiful that will last a few hours, and go back to sleep till the MV is released (lol this is what I’m doing).
But if you cannot, do not worry. It is such an awkward time for us so it is okay!!

It will make all the difference if we can do this! I believe us monbebes! We will get our first win :)

Seventeen: Sex with Joshua

Hello fams :^) It’s been a long time and i’m really sorry but please don’t be angry with me.
I’m going through a rather hard time and sort of am constantly tired??? I just feel like sleeping the whole time but it’s okay :)
I’ll be fine. I just need time.
And this turned out pretty long which is good i think. Lol i got carried away.
For anybody who is easily triggered please don’t read it.
As always thank you and enjoy!

~April

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Joshua

•Ya’ll don’t understand how much i love Joshua
•Especially sub Joshua :^))))
•You guys really think that he is innocent?????? That he is a pure smol bean?????? WELL THEN YOU THOUGHT WRONG
•He is so lewd needy and dirty it amazes me tbh
•So first things first
•He is 100% sub material and there are probably zero times where he doms
•Don’t get me wrong he has nothing against it but why destroy when you can get destroyed???? probably his motto
•He is l o u d
•And so whiny it’s beautiful
•If you told him that he’d get so flustered and shy
•He’ll look so innocent in these moments and it’s weird because you’ll be teasing him and making a dirty mess
•But he’ll look so angelic??????? like boi get your act together
•At the beginning he won’t have a high stamina
•He’ll cum by the lightest touch he’d be so ashamed which i don’t understand but ok
•But he loves sex way too much so he’d try really hard to build his stamina
he can get really unsure of himself sometimes so always tell him that you love him!
•He loves BDSM
•Bondage, Overstimulation, food play and spanking are his favorite
•Just imagine him under you, tied up and with rosy cheeks
•And you slowly lean down
•He starts whining and writhing because you’re not fast enough
•And to torture him a little bit more you lean away look down at him and blow cool air at his wet nipples for a few minutes
•Them you get the whipped cream and put it on his nipples just to lick it offi dare you to kink shame me
•He moans so loud you have to stop
•Like i said he’s enjoy BDSM
•Probably has a mommy/daddy kink
•Cute lingerie on him or you doesn’t matter for him
•Just wants to beg tbh
•But let’s talk about the next thing :^)
•Toys
•This boy has so many he couldn’t use them all in one night
•His favorites would be
•His cockring, vibrators, buttplugs and whips
•But he has much more ;^)
•After your loooong nights he can be so tired and you have to take care of him
•please remember that this is just my opinion i don want make him look bad in your guys’s eyes
•There could be nights where he is really soft and just wants to make love to you

Originally posted by visual-17

Sidney Crosby- Late night

Request:  If your requests are open, can I request a sid crosby smut? Where you’re staying at the same hotel as the team and you’re a fan and you meet him and then you guys end up hanging out/talking and are hitting it off so then he kisses you then you guys go to his room and have sex? If it could be detailed too that’d be awesome, I hope you can do it but if not that’s totally okay :) thanks so much!!

Author’s note: I am so sorry this is so late but I hope you enjoy it either way! I sadly had to cut it off shorter than I planned due to it being 2:30 am and I need to sleep lol. 

Warnings: dirty? Sex

Up next: Tyler Seguin (of course lol)

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Sleepovers w/ Haechan
  • oMGG I’M SO EXCITED FOR DOING THIS
  • i love my baby donghyuck so much
  • i’m in love with him i swear
  • aND I MISS HIM SO MUCH, I MISS ALL THE MEMBERS SO MUCH I WANT TO CRY
  • also, i feel like hansol is going to debut soon and i lovE HANSOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IMPORTANT HE’S TO ME SO I’M WAITING
  • but anyways, going back to donghyuck now lmao
  • let’s start this
  • ok so first thing first he’s ur boyfie here ok
  • and everyone knows he’s a smol clingy child right
  • so he l o v e s spending time with you whenever he can
  • so y’all would have dates at least once a week
  • but don’t forget he’s famouz
  • so lately he’s been really busy with promotions and practices
  • and you couldn’t really spend that much time together
  • but you were so patient with him and you would always tell him that everything is fine
  • and i can’t explain how much he really appreciates it
  • “i don’t deserve such an understanding and perfect girlfriend like you, y/n. i’m so lucky for having you”
  • and he really wanted to made up with you for not being able to give you enough time
  • so one night both of you were facetiming and talking to each other about random stuff and he suuddenly is like
  • “babe, do you wanna come to the dorms now and spend the night here with me?”
  • “you don’t have any schedules tomorrow?”
  • “no i don’t, tomorrow i’ll be completly yours babe”
  • “also, if i was in your place i’d say yes because i already kicked all the members out of here and made dinner for both of us, so you better show up or i’m suing you”
  • and obvs you say yes i meAN SPENDING THE WHOLE NIGHT WITH HYUCK SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN TO ME
  • you grabbed your backpack and filled it with all your things and a went to the dorms
  • and and and aND WHEN HE SAW YOU HE BASICALLY JUMPED OVER YOU
  • “I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, YOU CUTIE”
  • he’s so perfect i’m in love with this dork
  • aND OKAY, LET ME TELL YOU THAT LOOKED REALLY BEAUTIFUL THAT NIGHT
  • he was wearing a black tshirt and black sweats aND HIS HAIR WAS SUPER MESSY AND OMG HE LOOKED SO GOOD
  • and he started talking about the food or smth but you were just looking at him with heart eyes bc he’s so damn perfect
  • “hey stop looking at my butt you ugly, i didn’t waste my time making ramen for you just to be treated like this”
  • while eating he talked a lot about the promotions, the members, the fansigns and everything about the comeback in general
  • and you talked about how boring your days were without him
  • “i guess someone was missing me a little to much, uhm? don’t worry baby, i won’t let you alone in the whole night”
  • “just an hour with you and i’m tired of you already, i can’t believe this”
  • “new record, congratz baby”
  • lmao
  • after eating you washed up together while talking about random stuff and playing around
  • “what pajama did you bring?”
  • “the short black pants and i was planning to sleep with this tshirt”
  • “ew you used that thing the whole day, that’s nasty. i’ll give you a clean one bc there’s no way i’ll cuddle you if you’re like this”
  • so he went to his bedroom with you and gave you oNE OF HIS TSHIRTS OH MYY SDFGHJKLÑ
  • AND YOU WERE SO HAPPY BC YOU LOVED WEARING HIS CLOTHES
  • they looked huge in your body and they smell like him and they’re probably really soft
  • oh my god i want to cry
  • and tbh he did it on purpose bc he loves it when you wear his clothes and he loves how much you love wearing them ¿? lol
  • and y’all even put on cute face masks and obvs you took like a million of pics with them on bc you can’t be relationship goals and not show it off, duh
  • and y'all even did one of those huge pillow forts because baby donghyuck wanted one
  • “taeyong is going to kill us, donghyuck”
  • “well guess what hun, taeyong is not here”
  • “also, i always wanted do one of those with you since forever, pretty pleaseeee”
  • and he would hug you and give little kisses all over your face at the same he makes aegyo to you until you finally said yes
  • “ugh, ok i’ll do it, hyuck. you’re lucky you’re hansome”
  • bUT INSIDE YOU’RE SCREAMING BECAUSE HE’S SO ADORABLE AND TBH SAME, I’M SUFFERING LIKE A BITCH AS I’M WRITING THIS
  • this whole post is just me fangirling over donghyuck i can’t believe myself
  • so y’all put music on and started to build it while dancing and singing like idiots
  • after that, y’all stayed there talking for hours about everything and eventually both of you got really sleepy
  • “you seem tired babe, let’s go to sleep now, okay princess?”
  • he turned off the lights and layied beside you
  • he placed his arms around your waist and kissed you neck and cheeks a few times but you just stayed in silence the whole time
  • and he was like ‘oh she passed out already, lol what a loser’
  • but after a few seconds of looking at your face he just bringed you closer to his body and started to whisper sweet things in your ear
  • “i really love you, y/n”
  • “i’m so in love with you”
  • “you’re so beautiful”
  • but hello guess what, yOU WERE AWAKE THE WHOLE TIME BIH
  • so you turned around and kissed his lips really quickly
  • and he was sho0k
  • “i love you too, donghyuck”
  • he would smile and kiss you again in a more passionate and slow way
  • “goodnight, princess.”
  • oKAY AND THE END BYE
  • I’M OFFICIALY DEAD, YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD CORPSE RIGHT NOW
Roadtripping with Grayson as his lover would include:

- Him taking the longer route to spend more time with you

- Deep conversations

- Singing

- Lots of laughing, especially at the both of you singing together

- Story telling

- Hand holding

- His hand on your thigh

- A great view of him

- Him smiling and asking why you’re staring at him

- “I’m admiring you.”

- Having to pull over for gas, but more so for snacks LOL

- “Can you feed me some of that?”

- Having to feed him a LOT because the kid is hungry

- Offering to drive because he’s been driving for so long

- “No, it’s okay, just relax babe.”

- Stopping on the side of the road to have a little nature photoshoot

- Stopping on the side of the road to watch the sunset

- “Stay awake and entertain me while I drive.”

- You, accidentally falling asleep anyway.

- Him letting you sleep, even though he’s bored out of his mind.

anonymous asked:

anything about cute n nerdy ponyboy, so soft and sweet, thank you!

  • im so sorry but can we all agree that he starts going by michael…… okay? okay moving on
  • wears one of his dad’s old baseball caps any time he does something outside ( & he looks soon cute in it )
  • starts teaching himself piano the minute darry mentions getting rid of their old piano so they can keep it
  • sleeps under at least four blankets, even in the summer
  • as he gets older, he gets super tall 
  • always carries bandaids in his backpack in case anyone ever needs one
  • he has a ton of cute lil sweaters & some have those patches on the elbows
  • has s o f t and w a r m hands (,:
  • volunteers in the art museum in the children’s section & has the best time helping kids paint & draw 

liveonjikook  asked:

Hey nana! I was wondering if u had any jikook party, club or CEO!JK fanfics to share? Lenghty ones. smut ofc and Top!JK. my friends and I are in desperate need of some lol. Thank you!

I should have!

his holy god damned mouth. by fatal (cumrich) [T, 3.6k]

you look happy (and that’s enough for now) by willinglywastingmytime [T, 5.2k]

I’ll Never Let You Go by jiminniexmochi [M, 5.8k]

Heaven by chessyt [M, 2k]

Nice Guy by drpuffles [E, 85k]

Fuck You Back to Sleep by goog [E, 4.4k]

Ears by Usui [E, 6.8k]

I Got Love by matchatae [E, 9k]

Okay, not all are smut cus i recced the first two before i read the “smut ofc” damn i should have known and also omg im so sorry it is only now that i realize you said lengthy well fml

-Admin Nana

Sicknario

Okay so earlier I got to thinking about subtle sick progression.

A classic caught in the rain scenario:

A gets caught in the rain walking home from work. They are drenched and chilled through when they get home, and B quickly ushers them to the bathroom for a hot shower. A feels worlds better as the hot water chases the chill away, and they spend the rest of the evening with B until they go to sleep.

In the morning, B is pulled from sleep by a few sneezes and a couple of weak coughs from A. B places a hand on A’s thigh. “Are you coming down with something?”

A shrugs. “Probably just a cold.”

Since it’s A’s day off, B tells A to spend the day resting before getting ready for work.

With B gone, A gets up for the day. The first few hours start off okay, with just a few sneezes and a couple of coughs here and there, but as the day progresses, a headache begins to take house across A’s forehead. A decides to take a nap to sleep it off.

Hours later, B comes home and finds A fast asleep. They look on fondly before migrating back to the living room to watch some television before starting dinner.

A is pulled from sleep an hour after B’s return by what feels like ice clinging to their bones. They sit up, sneezing harshly, before shuffling out of the bedroom while struggling against a headache paired with post-sleep disorientation.

A finds B on the couch, and they flop down beside B, curling up against B’s side when B lifts their arm in welcome.

A’s shivering has B growing worried. “Are you cold?”

“Freezing,” A responds, and B brushes cool fingers against A’s heated cheeks with a frown.

“You’re very warm.”

A only replies with a weak cough followed by a groan, and B pulls a blanket from the back of the couch, drapes it over A, and makes a mental note to check A’s temperature and get medicine before the two go to sleep for the night.

Order a Brownie

*Shrugs* I had a mini breakdown about my writing so I decided to write something really silly to have fun and stop being so stressed about it. 

So, yeah; based on one of those ‘Imagine your OTP’ prompt. I dunno where it is tho…*shurgs* Enjoy? :) 

Ps. It’s settled in a Modern College Au; Keith lives with his bro Shiro while Lance, Pidge and Hunk share an apartment. So yeah, they are around 19-20. 

Also, I used She/Her pronouns for Pidge but you can honestly read them as you want? With however you feel more comfortable, so, yeah, just wanted to let you know. 

Ps2. Excuse any grammar errors, sowwy? 

Disclaimer: Voltron doesn’t belong to me. 


[18:09 pm] Kinda Ok Mullet: So, yeah? I was thinking maybe you would like to go? I remembered that you said you loved the ice cream shop at the shore so maybe….we could meet up there and have ice cream? but only if you want to, I mean, psh, of course I know it’s winter but they also have brownies and I know you love their brownies and

To be quite honest, Lance finds it totally justified that he stopped reading after…

Well, after he was hit with the realization that his crush had just asked him out.

Which is also exactly why he also finds it totally justified when he yelps in shock and throws his cellphone away from him, wincing guiltily when it falls to his carpeted floor.

“Sorry, phone!” The teen yells, not at all apologetic before he’s scrambling out of the cocoon of blankets he was inside of, “Hunk! HUNK! HUNK I HAVE A CODE RED!”

“Is this a Code Red meaning Keith, or Code Red meaning you bought another cat online?” His best friend’s voice answers him from the living room and Lance huffs as he enters and flops himself on top of his friend’s lap, “Code Red meaning Keith, got it.”

“He asked me out.” Lance whispers, staring at the ceiling in a daze before a small bright smile grows on his lips, “He – He asked me out, Hunk! KEITH ASKED ME OUT!”

“Fucking finally!” Shouts Pidge’s voice from the kitchen and neither of them need to turn around to know the young teen is hopped on the cabinet typing in her laptop, “About fucking time.”

“Language.” Hunk chimes, frowning disapprovingly before he looks down at his best friend, “I’m happy for you buddy, and yeah, like Pidge said: it’s about time.”

“I said it was about fucking time.”

“Language.”

“Hush, Capitan Hunk.”

“HE ASKED ME OUT!” Lance squeals, squishing his own cheeks in disbelief and then covering his blushing face, “He fucking asked me out, oh my god, what? Is this real? Please don’t wake me up if it’s not.”

“You guys keep swearing, so I’m pretty sure this is real.” Hunk shrugs, smiling amusedly at his friend, “In my dreams you two are angels and not demons who swear like sailors.”

“Psh, in my dreams we are all robots. Now, that’s a dream.” Pidge laughs as she looks up at her friends with a grin, “Robots who rule the world, what better dream than that?”

“Psh, the dream of Keith asking ME out, that’s a better one, easy!” Lance shots back, grin wide and happy as he grabs the cushion behind him and hugs it tight against his chest, “He asked me out!”

“Oh god, Lance has gone into fangirling mode.” Pidge groans and Hunk laughs, patting the brunet’s messy hair playfully.

“Let him be, he’s excited.”

“He asked me out!”

“He’s a fool in love.”

“Keith! Keith asked me out!”

“…Ok, I’m really happy for you but it’s your turn to make dinner, Lance.”

“He asked me out!”

Pidge and Hunk share a look before Hunk shrugs helplessly and Pidge sighs. “Fine, I’m going to order take out.”

“I HAVE A DATE WITH KEITH!”

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