lol not my boyfriend

The Most “Moon” Things My Friends Have Ever Said

Thought this would be pretty fun & silly lol

Aries moon: I want to stop playing. Not because I’m losing, but because this game is fucking dumb”.

Taurus moon: I’m just looking to get wine-mom drunk tonight.”

Gemini moon: “Sometimes I stay up really late and enter random chat rooms for fun. They tell me their fetishes and everything…”

Cancer moon: “I feel like I really care about everyone but no one cares about me.”

Leo moon: “I skipped class because they don’t deserve my presence.”

Virgo moon: “Yeah, it’s that modern art shit that’s just a potato chip crumb on a plate. Genius.”

Libra moon: “There’s no hot people at this party, what’s the point?”

Scorpio moon: “Crime shows bore me, I always know who did it within like 5 minutes.”

Sagittarius moon: “I dropped 2 tabs of acid yesterday and became the best artist of all time.”

Capricorn moon: “Fuck you, I could beat Gordon Ramsay in a cook-off any day.”

Aquarius moon: “The state of our country right now…no actually, the state of our WORLD right now terrifies me.”

Pisces moon: “I don’t care that it’s just a game, you can’t leave those dogs in such small cages like that!”

-Admin L

  • Ravenclaw: Ok, your turn.
  • Slytherin: When's my birthday?
  • Ravenclaw: ... Umm...
  • Slytherin: *raises eyebrows*
  • Ravenclaw: *unsure and drawn out* ... March... 10th...?
  • Slytherin: No. May 1st.
  • Ravenclaw: Oh.
  • Slytherin: I can't believe you don't remember. *shakes head*
  • Ravenclaw: Well, when's *my* birthday then? *folds arms*
  • Slytherin: October 16th.
  • Ravenclaw:
  • Ravenclaw: Ok.

I just find it so interesting how tough and edgy Keith comes off to most people

But around Lance he’s so carefree, it’s like he’s a totally different person.  

He likes to tease and joke around with him (or more like flirts with him)

He likes to show off and try to act cool sometimes (cough more flirting cough)

He’s not afraid to have fun with him 

He’s literally so cute with him sometimes

And he’s shown so many other emotions around Lance that I honestly haven’t seen him make with anyone else

Like heartbreak (LOL)


This (I just want my boyfriend back) grumpiness

This cute, impatient look??

And this (I think I’m falling in love with you) smile 

Honestly I think he can act so different around him because Lance is able to bring out so much of his emotions, he can really be himself around Lance. That literally just proves how good of a match they make for each other. 


Yixing + plushies and kisses

lol an ex boyfriend went through my phone to find an out of context convo from two weeks back of me and my best friend (lots of scrolling to get to a literal 5 text exchange) talking about a girl i found hot and used that to “confirm” i couldn’t be trusted esp since i was bisexual and constantly used that against me. so yeah, bisexuals in m/f relationships absolutely need their community’s support because straight people do not associate w us and only give a fuck about us when we hide our identities.

straight is a construct of institutional power which bisexuals do not and can never have so by lumping us with our actual oppressors is setting us up for actual abuse. we’re not asking our community to love m/f relationships. we’re asking our community to love us, bisexuals, like we love our community because regardless of who we’re with we are still vulnerable to harm from straight society.