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anonymous asked:

It seemed popular with kd blogs. So. What are your top 13 kd moments..i cant be satisfied with only 5 :( That was why i asked 13 because 13 is kd number for me. Can you also explain why did you choose those? I know its hard since youve been

2. Following them since 2012.

Hey anon,

Wow 13 is a lot :o But since I haven’t done KD spam for quite a while, this is the right moment to do one! And it’s indeed hard to choose only 13 out of so many precious KD’s moments u.u

So, let’s begin!

[[Do keep in mind that body languages can convey more than one meaning. However, to interpret a person behaviour depends on the situation. I don’t claim all of my analysis as facts. It’s an analysis from one pov - my pov.  If you have something to say or a different opinion than mine, please be constructive. I can’t help you unless you help yourself first :)]]


1. I found this very interesting because JI was staring at KS when KS wasn’t even talking. This leads to my conclusion that this was an act from JI’s subconscious mind. Our subconscious mind mostly consists of implicit memory - things you do spontaneously or automatically. The act of staring at KS already registered into JI’s mind that it becomes a habit for him OR KS became his subject of interest that his eyes tend to gravitate towards him. A guy tends to maintain his eye contact at the person they attracted to.

KS’s reaction was even more interesting. He was blinking his eyes twice consecutively. Then, he swallowed followed by his eyes moving downwards. Rapid eyes blinking is a sign of nervous or under pressure while gulping is a sign of stress or embarrassment. The movement of his eyes downwards in this situation could be a sign of submission.

Please don’t get be wrong. I don’t mean being submissive in that way. JI’s gaze was dominant which got KS nervous and embarrassed. It’s a natural reaction or stimuli when you got flustered. Your first response is lowered your gaze because you’re at your vulnerable state. It’s like telling the other person ‘please stop looking at me because I can’t look back at you’.

If you noticed, JI also blinked his eyes after KS did. He was mirroring KS. It also happened unconsciously. Mirroring could mean similarity or likeness.

So many things happened in just one gif…. or am I just looking things into deep? But that’s the thing about humans. They think they can hide with their words but their movements betrayed them. I believe that the more person moves, the more their body tell us. The more it appears implicit, the more truth in it.


2. This is a part of the gif set where JI tried to get KS’s attention but he got ignored. I like this moment because JI used his upper body to express his displeasures. He moved his body away from facing KS, turning his head around, patting his hand on his chest to calm himself down (internal emotions debate) and his mouth was moving that doesn’t form any words. The movement of mouth could indicate that he was thinking to say something. The words were already in his mind but he wasn’t planning to say it out loud. However, his mouth moved along with his thoughts.

This moment is cute because angry JI is cute. Lol.


3. The first time I saw this gif set was only the 2nd and the 3rd one. Then, I watched the video. I was shocked when JI called KS in that manner when KS was obviously older than him. JI was showing his dominance when his body leaned to the back, creating a space in front of him; meaning he’s not afraid if you’re near him. The slight nod of his head also a sign of power/dominance in that situation.

Don’t get me wrong what I meant by dominance in this context. You have to understand that dominance doesn’t imply one is more dominant than the other. It’s more like showing during this situation, I’m more confident than you are.

Then, the neck grabbing. According to study, besides the private region for an obvious reason, nape of the neck is the 3rd intimate/sensitive part to touch for men. The neck itself is a sensitive area for all humans.

Both of them extended their hands to reach out for the other person - JI for KS’s neck and KS for JI’s waist. This an act of welcoming the person, offering or seeking affection. It’s like the opposite of crossing your arms.

This moment really warms my heart. It shows that despite the fact that they are not the same age, they actually treat each other like they are the same age when SK really emphasize to treat the older appropriately.


4. According to expertise, head is a very personal area that only reserved for close relatives and intimate partners to touch. Head touching is a sign that you trust the other person and you shared a strong bond with them. It can be between friends too!

It’s like when your father, mother or friend patted your head. Usually, you don’t do it to people that are older than you. You don’t do it to your father or mother out of respect. I mean like, I don’t do it to them but I like it when my mom caressed my head. It also happens between athletes. When they scored, they touched each other head. But that’s in a different environment because it becomes a habit and a normal practice for them.

However, I find JI touching KS’s head very special because I repeat, KS is older than JI. They must share a very deep bond for KS to allow JI to touch his head.


5. I love the smile on KS’s face and the way they don’t look at each other when their hands touched. IMO, KS seems like he was trying to hide his smile when he pressed his lips together. His face muscles reacted unconsciously to smile but then he tried to hide it which resulted in a stiff looking expression - not natural.

But KD has always been subtlely obvious anyway. lol.


6. The famous jagi moment. Never forget guys!!


7. A person might see this picture and go aww. But whenever I see this picture I’ll be like they’re in love. This picture speaks louder than those KD shippers’ haters. Sorry, not sorry.

Anyway, last year, I read articles about how a picture can define a couple/two people relationship. It states that when two people body curves toward each other, forming a circle or even love, it shows that their relationship is good and intimate. When I saw that picture, it reminded me of the articles I read.

It’s like when you were taking a family picture and your parents just gravitated their upper body inwards to face each other. Even in a random picture of your friends and his/her partner, you can see how their bodies just move inwards - the gravitation is strong. You can never deny the pull of your body. Your body knows you more than you think you know yourself.

I find this picture very intimate. I believe if we look at the moment from the front, their heads probably formed a heart <3


8. I find this moment very intimate. JI’s nose touching KS’s ear is one thing but look at how their bodies moved inwards/towards each other. At the 2nd and last gif, even tho JI already leaned in so close, KS still turned his body around to get closer, it’s like close is not close enough to him.

In the 2nd gif as well, both of their hands moved towards each other and touched. Their hands actually remained in that position instead of pulling away.

The fact they kept on moving from just staying in one position really amplifies the pull of their body towards each other. It’s like you’re sitting next to your partner. It’s close but to you it’s not close enough.


9. I think in this moment, it was very unnecessary for KS to hold JI’s hand like that. You can see KS actually jerked JI’s hands towards his direction from the way he pulled his elbow and the slight halt of JI’s body before he turned around to face KS.

It’s like ‘babe you’re not going anywhere without me’. haha.


10. This random touches never fail to warm my heart.  It could be accidental or otherwise. But the way JI slides his arm downwards is a sign of intimacy because it lingers more than necessary. Intimacy can define between family, friends or partner.

However, look at the way KS moved his eyes. I remember reading a text about eyes movement. It states that when your eyes move from one side to the other side once, it means you’re being aware of the surrounding. You wanted to appear subtle and not suspicious. The verbal meaning is ‘I hope no one saw that’.

Anyway, as I was saying, KS’s eyes moved from one side to the other side right after JI touched his shoulder. You can see how his eyes paused at a certain point before he moved to the other point. He subconsciously observing the surrounding.

We also have caught KS looking around a few times when JI initiated skinship. Why are you being so suspicious KS? Is there something you’re hiding from us? ehem.


11. The famous pepero CF. I love this moment too. The part where JI doesn’t mind when his fingers touched KS’s lips. He even pressed it close to KS’s lips and look at the way JI smiled and munched. He might be eating pepero too but he only moved his lips after KS moved his lips too. Another gesture of mirroring.


12. The loving stares JI sent to KS. His eyes just screamed love. The way he tilted his head while watching KS talking. When a person exposed their neck it means they are not threatened by the other person or feels comfortable. It’s the opposite of touching/covering your neck which is a sign of nervous or timid. The area of the neck is very sensitive. During that moment, JI seems to be very comfortable and relax. It means that KS makes him feel comfortable.

The way KS turned his head and looked at JI while laughing then JI laughed too is so endearing to watch. KS gravitated towards JI, turning his head while laughing because he was seeking for that similarity/like-ness. ‘Do you find this funny too?’. JI mirrored KS again, laughing. If you pay attention to the 5th gif, after KS turned his head towards JI then faced the front again, he stopped laughing. Then, he laughed again after JI laughed.

JI also slide his hand across KS’s back (unnecessary touches) and caressing it. I really like this moment a lot. JI barely do anything but his eyes spoke volume.


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13. Who doesn’t love this moment? How they can just relate to each other with just one gesture and it straight away reminded KS of the subject JI talked about. The way they laughed together like a domino effect. It was said that a couple that laughed together a lot has a higher quality relationship. Laughing together shows that you share a strong or deep bond with someone. It can be between family and friends too.

Look at how in sync their body were. Laughing –> body fell forward –> looking at each other –> reaching their hands –> sat straight. It was like JI was mirroring KS.

And La_y’s reaction is fun to watch as well. I never see him so obvious like this before. He always had that neutral face (no changes. just one expression throughout one moment). La_y touched his chin. Touching/stroking your chin is a sign that someone is thinking hard OR judging/evaluating something. He also moved his head to face KS then JI before he touched his chin. It indicates he was actually thinking/judging them.

Then, his head and body were more dominant on his right side. He moved his head from right, downwards to the right. The right side is the constructive side. It’s a sign that he was having internal thoughts/emotions. Like he was thinking of something.

I just love how genuine this moment was.


Well that’s my top 13 I guess.

Anyway, KD is real ;)

Keep calm and support KD. Take care anon!

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• and johnny insists that’s how u kno it’s real
• “it makes the friendship real bc you want to kill me but you won’t because you’d miss me this is tru love y/n”
• always trying to pull pranks on you
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808 SeXXX - Caleb’s Story part 1

Alright I know this wasn’t the continuation of the Lockerroom you were expecting, that’s still in the works, but this story was just too much fun not to post. 

So the other night I was catching up with a friend I hadn’t been in touch with in a looong time and he was telling me about all the crazy adventures he’s had in the past couple of years so I asked him to tell me about what his first time was like.  He wrote it up for me in a series of texts and damn it was such a hot story I told him he should consider writing which was when he said he had given it to me with so much detail so I could write it.  I had done a couple of stories for friends before so I said sure I’d write it up but then he asked if i could post it because “It would be super hot knowing that other guys would be reading and jerking off to my story.” ;)

Hopefully there will be more stories in this series besides his which there are a few we’re going to be working on.  I am kind of thinking that I might want to do this with several friends to keep things interesting so if you want to have yours written then hit me up and let’s collaborate! :)  I still need a good name for this series so if you have ideas for that please let me know also.

Without further ado let me present to you the first chapter in this series featuring the exploits of the always sexy: Caleb!


“Aaaaagh!”

Holy shit… What was that noise?

Was that him?

No… He’s looking at me with his mouth closed…

Wait… Was that me?

Fuck… I hope no one heard us.

“Ahh… Fuck brah I’m going to cum too…” he moaned.

Oh fuck… His cum is so hot hitting my chest.

All of that went through my head in the few seconds between feeling my balls empty all the cum in my body all over my belly and his.  I must have shot like a dozen times, one of the most intense but still intimate orgasms I’ve ever had.  In my short but eventful sex life, this was one of the most amazing experiences I’ve ever had.  As he reached over and pulled me into a big hug and brought his lips to mine, each of those encounters replayed themselves in my mind as I thought about all the things that had brought me to this moment.   His strong, brown arms pulled me in close as I heard the cum on our bodies squish between us as our bellies slid against each other with its slipperiness. A lock of his hair that escaped the bun he had pulled it up into when we started getting lost in exploring each other’s bodies.  He brushed it back over his ear and gave me a huge grin.

“How was it?” he asked me.

“Amazing…” I whispered as I pulled his forehead against mine and we both took deep breaths before kissing deeply again.

This was the first time I had ever done anything out in the open and the thrill of being out in the park naked and in the arms of this big sexy man was such a rush.  Even though it was really late or early morning whichever way you wanted to think about it, the idea that some stranger could walk up and see us here with our bodies entwined was both scary and a turn on.

Speaking of first times, maybe I should start this story properly and tell you about that instead. It wasn’t very long ago but it seems like it was a lifetime.

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Hi… My name’s Caleb it’s nice to meet you.  Well it’s not really Caleb but for the purposes of this story that’s what you can call me.  The names have been changed to protect the guilty and all that.  In case you’re wondering, I’m 23 years old and I’m a big guy. 6’4” and like 350 pounds of beefy goodness yup that’s me.  The story you’re here to read about today is about how I finally managed to lose that pesky label of being a virgin and let me tell you it was quite an adventure.

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“We’re going back down for one last gambling session Caleb, you coming?” my aunt asked as she picked up her purse and the keychain with all of her player cards from various casinos on it.

“No I’m good I think,” I told her. “I might go walk around and explore a bit more though.”

“Just make sure you can be up in time to go to the airport if you end up sleeping,” she warned me. “I know you don’t like to wake up when I try.”

“Yeah aunty no worry,” I laughed.

“OK have fun we’ll be down at our usual spot,” she said as the door closed behind her.

As soon as she was gone my phone came out and I opened up and looked through every single one of the dating and hookup apps I had downloaded the second night we were here. Here I was, a couple months past my 21st birthday and I still hadn’t managed to lose my v-card.  It was driving me absolutely crazy… Sure I had done the whole phone sex thing and messed around with some cam to cam stuff before but I desperately wanted to get my hands and mouth and whatever else I could use on a real live man.

Just as I was about to give up and look at some porn so I could take care of myself one of the apps chimed at me.  I’m pretty sure I held my breath as I opened it, hoping against all hope that it was actually someone interesting and not a random shout or spam message.

“What’s up bro how’s it going,” the message read.

“Hey it’s going ok just bored to death waiting on my flight back home,” I replied then I clicked his profile to see who I was talking to.

Wow… This guy is built! His profile pic showed a big muscular black guy with a friendly smile spread wide across his handsome face.

“Oh? Where’s home,” he sent back.

“Hawaii. I’m here with my aunt and her friends for her 50th birthday,” I explained. “They’re all downstairs having one last hurrah.”

“Oh that’s tight man,” he answered. “You think you’d want to come chill here with me then?”

Fuck… What do I do?  My nerves hit me full blast in the face when I realized that he had just asked me to hook up which was totally what I wanted.  But holy shit am I ready for this?  Should I trust him?  What the fuck should I say?

“Um… I’m all the way in downtown I have no idea where you are or how to get to you,” I texted after a few minutes.

“No problem I don’t live that far I can come get you,” he replied almost immediately. “I thought I had scared you off for a second lol.”

“Almost lol…” I sent back. “Just putting it out there… I’m a total virgin…”

“No shit?” his message came back. “Well if you’re down, I’m down to do the honors.”

Oh fuck… Now what? I dropped my phone on the bed and wiped my suddenly sweaty palms on my shorts.  I stared again at his profile pic as I mentally wrestled between the pros and cons of doing this.

“Know that saying ‘what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas’?” his next message dinged onto my screen. “Here’s your chance to have that lol.”

“OK I’m in,” I sent after agonizing over the decision for another minute that felt like an eternity. “Let me shower and stuff.  Where do I meet you?”

“Where you staying?” he asked.

I told him which hotel we were at and he gave me instructions on which door to come out of and where to wait.  My heart felt like it would jump out of my chest as I scrubbed myself down in the shower and the reality of what I was doing hit me.  I was freaking out but then I looked down and realized that I was massively rock hard through all of this just at the thought of what was going to be happening.  My resolve strengthened, I finished washing off and dried myself before getting dressed and heading out to meet my late night rendezvous.

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“Yo man you’re fucking hot,” he said to me as I jumped into the passenger seat of his SUV.

“Thanks,” I replied nervously as I shook his hand that he offered me.

“My name’s Marc,” he told me.

“Caleb,” I replied robotically as I desperately looked anywhere else but at him as we drove away from the hotel.

“Nice to meet you sexy,” Marc winked.

“Yeah,” I replied sharply and he looked at me and just gave me this big smile and laughed a bit.

We drove for a while and I guess he caught how nervous I was so he turned up his music and we drove quietly up into his neighborhood.  Pulling up to an apartment complex, he pulled into a stall and turned off his engine.

“Well we’re here,” he smiled again at me as he unbuckled his seatbelt and opened his door.

I swallowed dryly as my nerves kicked up another notch but at this point there really wasn’t any turning back so I did the same and got out.  I looked around at the buildings and was pretty surprised at how quiet it was here just outside of the Strip.

“Come on in,” Marc invited as he opened the door to his apartment and entered.

I stepped into his apartment and jumped just a little when the door closed behind me.  Taking a look around, I was pleasantly surprised at how nice of a place he had.  A big comfy looking couch sat against the wall in front of the TV in the corner and a table across the room separated the kitchen from this area.  Things were pretty tidy and there was a gym bag sitting on the counter next to the stacks of protein and supplement bottles which wasn’t surprising given how much effort he obviously put into working out to get into the shape he was in.

“Let’s go lie down and chill,” he grinned as he reached out his hand, waiting for me to give him mine.

I reached out my hand and hesitated, but I think he saw it so he shook his hand at me and gave me another big grin, so I slowly reached towards him and took it.  I have big hands but his was just as, if not a little bit bigger than mine and it felt so warm as he laced his fingers with mine. That huge grin never left his face and it calmed me just a little as he started pulling me along down the hallway. His round ass cheeks bounced along with each step and mesmerized me with their rhythmic dance as we walked towards the open door ahead of us.  

“Lemme turn on the TV maybe that will help you relax a bit,” Marc said as he picked up the remote and pressed power.

He held his hand out again, this time in invitation for me to get on the bed first so I climbed on and laid there frozen in my nervousness which flooded back full force. I swear I jumped when he climbed up next to me and leaned against the pillows.  We sat there in awkward silence for a bit, the news starting up, but they could have been speaking in some foreign language for all I could tell.  

Marc must have decided he would need to be the one to make the first move because he slid his arm up above my head and started gently rubbing my scalp through my hair.  His head moved slowly closer until he kissed the side of my neck and I heard a gasping moan escape my lips.

In that moment I felt the knot in my stomach release as he slid his hand down behind my head and used it to turn me towards him.  His lips came up and met mine and suddenly I was kissing another man in the way I had craved for so long.  It felt as if every fantasy I had seen in porn and imagined happening had suddenly come to life for me.  The warmth of his mouth and tongue, the softness of his juicy lips, the exploring of his tongue as out kisses grew more heated and sloppy.  I wanted this… I needed this… It was finally my moment to experience this myself.  

Marc climbed up on top of me and straddled my thighs with his own as I slid my hands down into the waistband of his mesh shorts and squeezed his bubble butt with both hands. His moan that I could feel resonate in my mouth as he kissed me again made me growl with the lust he had awoken in me.  I tugged at his shorts, trying desperately to get them off of him and he slid them down and then off completely before pulling mine off as well. I could feel his big dick grinding into my thigh and up against my own aching boner as we made out.

After a while, he stopped and had me sit up so he could pull my shirt off of me.  I reached my hands around him, running them up and down his body, beneath his shirt which he pulled off slowly.  I sighed with pleasure as I ran my hands over his massive shoulders and pecs as he leaned back down for even more kisses.

“Turn over…” he whispered into my ear.

My brain took a second to process what he said through the haze of euphoria I was feeling so he gently guided me as I pulled a pillow under my chest and gave him access to my big booty and twitching hole.  He wasted no time as he slapped my right cheek loudly before spreading them with his hands.  I felt him spit on my hole get me wet and the next thing I knew, his long and magical tongue began working its spell on me as he pushed it deep into my ass.  Let me tell you I now understood in great detail why guys loved getting rimjobs as he made me gasp, groan, and cry out at the intense feelings his mouth was giving me. He ate me out like I was his last meal for nearly 15 minutes until I couldn’t resist the desire to have his dick in my mouth any more.  

“Let me suck you…” I begged as I got up and flipped around to face him.  

He was still on his knees on the bed so I leaned down on my elbows and got a good look at his dick for the first time.  It was massive…  At least compared to what I had seen before, at least eight inches long and really thick with a big mushroom head at the tip.  I opened my mouth and he moved forward, slowly slipping his penis between my lips and I savored the first taste of dick I had ever gotten.  I doubted I could do much more get his head into my mouth but to my surprise, I found I had a hidden talent.  His cock slipped right past my gag reflex and into my throat as he slowly fucked my face.  His moans rang in my ears as my throat muscles squeezed his manhood.  Marc was gentle as he thrust his cock in and out of my mouth.

After nearly 10 minutes of sliding his penis in and out of my lips, I was stroking my leaking dick and loving the feeling of pleasuring this big handsome man.  When he pulled it out and moved away I groaned in protest but he but he smiled at me and told me to let him get on the bed. Anxious to see what new experience he wanted to share with me next, I got up quickly and he took my place.

“Come bring that nice ass over here,” Marc grinned. “I want you to ride my face babe.”

“Oh fuck…” I moaned at the thought as I climbed up on the bed with him.

He motioned me to put my knees on either side of his body and lower myself down and backed up onto his eager tongue.  Fuck… His tongue sent shivers throughout my whole body as it penetrated my now loosened up hole.  I moved my hips left to right, up and down, letting him hit new and deeper spots as he made me bite my lip and cry out in pleasure.  The night stand drawer next to his bed sliding shut made my eyes flutter opened as I looked down to see what it was.  When I saw the condom and lube in his hand my whole body shivered in anticipation knowing what would be coming next.

“You gonna put it inside of me daddy?” I asked him. Where the fuck the daddy part came from I have no idea…

“Yeah you want this dick in you?” He asked me in reply.

“Fuck yeah…” I agreed as he tore the condom wrapper open, all the while his tongue still working its magic on me.

I watched him unroll the rubber down his big cock and the uncertainty hit me.  Could I possibly get this thing into my ass?  I had only played with random things around my house as I experimented with myself but damn this thing was huge.  I wanted it so badly though… Getting my ass eaten out was making me so horny for this to happen and I was willing to try if it meant getting fucked for the first time.

“Slide down on it,” Marc instructed me as he poured some lube out into his hand and stroked himself.

“OK,” I complied as I turned around and moved lower down his body.

I felt his hands on my cheeks as he spread them and slid his fingers up and down my crack.  I felt him rub his lube slicked fingers against my hole and then slipped one and then two into me.  His tongue had gotten me loose and hot enough that they slid right in to his second knuckles.  Damn that shit felt good… I whimpered in pleasure at the feeling of his probing as he got me ready to take his dick.  He guided me lower with one hand on my thigh as he used his other to guide the head up to my twitching hole.  

“Relax babe,” He said softly as he reached up and pulled me to him so he could kiss me.

“Oh shit!” I cried out as he slipped his head in and it hurt as it strained my butt beyond where it had ever been before.

Marc kissed me harder and held me in place as I tried to adjust to the sensations of being stretched by his thick mushroom head.  Every time he felt me relax, he pushed in just a little bit farther.  It hurt but his lips and tongue distracting me as we made out made it easier and easier to let him in.  I grunted as he reached the inner ring in my ass and he stopped moving, knowing it was going to be sore as he went past it.  He reached down and kneaded my thighs and as far onto my cheeks as he could get to and then he pulled them apart and pushed me down.

“Ahh fuck!” I gasped as he pushed all the way into me.

“Shh… It’ll be ok babe just relax,” He whispered to me as he ran his hands over my head and shoulders to help me get past it as my ass throbbed in protest around him.

“Oh fuck you’re so big…” I moaned as he kissed me.

“Yeah and I’m all the way inside of you,” he smiled up at me. “How does it feel?”

“Fucking amazing,” I told him as I finally felt my muscles relax and the pain faded into pleasure.

“Shit yeah babe,” Marc exclaimed as he felt me start wiggling around to see how it felt. “Ride that big dick.  Let it make you feel good.”

“Oh fuck yeah…” I whimpered as I raised myself up enough for his dick to start sliding up almost to his head before I pushed back down on it.

My eyes closed as I soaked up all the sensations and I felt myself panting and shaking as I rode this big sexy man.  I felt my ass loosening up more and more and I couldn’t believe how good it felt having something so big inside of me.  I could hear Marc moaning and grunting in his own pleasure as I moved up and down on him.

“Fuck babe…” He sighed. “You’re so fuckin tight.”

“Yeah does it feel good taking my cherry?” I asked him.

“Your ass ain’t virgin anymore,” he laughed and I laughed with him. “Shit though… You’re so tight you gonna make me cum quick.”

“Fuck yeah I wanna make you cum daddy,” I told him as I moved up and down, letting his rock hard cock give me pleasure in a way I never would have thought possible.

“Oh fuck just like that,” he groaned as I rode him faster.

“It feels so fucking good inside of me…” I gasped out as he reached up and pinched my nipples.

“Fuck! I’m gonna cum let me shoot it on you,” he ordered me.

I didn’t want to let him out of me but I did what he asked.  He ripped off the condom and stroked his dick a few times before he cried out in ecstasy.  The first shot of cum hitting my left cheek made me jump.

“Oh fuck your cum is so warm,” I moaned as I leaned in and kissed him again as a seventh and then eighth shot coated my ass and lower back.

“Shit… Your ass felt so good,” he sighed as he let his now softening dick drop from his grip and then raised his head up to kiss me again. “Sit up. I wanna see you bust your nut all over me now.”

I pushed myself back upright again and my breath caught as he reached up and squeezed my rapidly hardening dick.  It was already slick with all the precum he had me leaking so he stoked me from base to tip.  I was already bucking my hips and I could hear whimpering noises escaping my mouth that was wide open as I closed my eyes to savor the feeling.  He reached around my back to get some of his cum that was dripping back down onto his pubes and balls and the extra slipperiness was all it took to get me to the edge of orgasm.

“FUCK!” I yelled as I felt my balls pull up tight and my cock start jumping.

Nothing came out at first except for all the noise I was making and then all of a sudden, cum was flying out of me all the way up to Marc’s chest.  My white cream was making streaks all the way across his stomach and pecs.  One even managed to hit his cheek and if I could have pried my eyes open I would have seen him smile and snake his tongue out to lick what he could get of it.

“Oh fuck that was so fucking good…” I panted as I finally regained enough of my senses to speak.

“Shit yeah babe that was fuckin hot,” he agreed. “Come here and lie down with me”

“I don’t wanna get cum all over your bed though…” I hesitated.

“Fuck it,” Marc laughed. “I’ll wash it tomorrow. Come here and cuddle.”

“Alright,” I joined in his laughing as I forced my wobbly legs to lift me off of him so I could lay down and hold him.

He kissed me again and then pulled me into a big hug and just held me in his big strong arms.  He grinned at me and then kissed me again when I smiled back at him.  We stayed like that for the next half hour or so until we realized what time it was. We kissed a few more times as he found a towel and wiped what cum was left off of me that hadn’t dried up by then.

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“I hope that was good for you babe,” Marc said as he pulled up outside my hotel and put his SUV in park.

“Oh it was fricken amazing,” I smiled as he leaned in and gave me another bunch of kisses.

“I’m glad,” he laughed. “Have a good trip back home ok?”

“Thank you so much for that it was so fucking good,” I replied.

As I closed the door and started walking towards the entrance I heard him call out to me through the window he opened.

“Hey Caleb!” he shouted.

“Yeah?” I turned to see what he wanted.

“Remember: What happens in Vegas,” he said.

“Stays in Vegas!” I finished as I pointed at him and grinned.

I heard him laugh as he drove away slowly and I sighed as I soaked in everything that had just happened. My body felt absolutely drained but in the best way I had ever felt.   I breathed in deeply and I could still smell his cologne lingering on me and maybe a whiff of the cum that still clinged to me.  

“Oh shit,” I swore to myself as I glanced at my phone and saw the time and hustled off to room.

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“Caleb!?!? Where the hell were you?” my aunt scolded me as I tried to open the door quietly.

“Sorry…” I apologized. “I went walking and lost track of the time and then got a bit lost walking back.”

“How far did you go?” she asked me as the relief that I was ok and we were still on time crept into her voice.

“Pretty far,” I replied knowing that in a way it was pretty true.

“Yeah I can tell you kinda stink,” she wrinkled her nose at me. “Go bathe still get time before we gotta go airport.”
“OK aunty,” I agreed as I hoped she didn’t realize what the smells on me actually were.

I grabbed the set of clothes I had saved to travel home in and went to the bathroom.  I stripped off my clothes and then looked up at myself in the mirror.  Rubbing my belly, I looked up and down at my body.  No longer a virgin, I had finally accomplished what I had been wanting to do for so long now.  If there was ever any doubts that I liked dick, those were all gone now.  I could barely contain the anticipation of what new adventures I could find as soon as I could get back home.  

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So what did you think? Did you like my story?  Hopefully you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed sharing it with you.  I have so many more things I could tell you too.  It’s barely been two years since that trip but once I had that first one out of the way I got brave and even more horny.  What should I tell you about next?  A hookup with one of my teachers from high school?  Some sexy tourists that I’ve met?  There was also my second encounter which was a wild birthday party orgy which was so much fun. Maybe I should continue telling you about that encounter with my big local friend in the park huh?  Who knows but you should let me know which you want to hear.

part 2

What You Do To Me (Part 1)

Draco Malfoy x Reader


Requested by:
Well, @theoneandonlysaucymo and @douchepoolonsie spammed me with a lot of Tom Felton/Draco Malfoy gifs. This is because of them. Good god. You two I swear.


Word Count: ~2700


Warning:
A little violence? Yeah that’s about right.


A/N: A bit of an AU, just no Dark Lord trying to destroy everything here. I am super happy with this, but nervous as well???? It’s parts now. As I hit over 5,000 words, and wasn’t even done yet??? Yeah, whoops lol I got carried away.


The “what if” Draco Malfoy actually got to be a normal student… well, as normal as you could get for a magical school. What changed for him? He met you.

Originally posted by fallingforamalfoy



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  The day you had shown up in his life, Draco Malfoy had just run into the one and only Harry Potter in the school foyer. You were all first years, itching and scared to know what the future held before you. Harry had just given Draco the cold shoulder over that damn Weasley boy, and Draco was absolutely fuming that Potter would blatantly disrespect him. He decided to let his cold grey eyes wander across the crowd behind him.

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Because It’s You

Pairing: Yunhyeong X Reader

Genre: Angst/Fluff

Word Count: 3,438

Request: HI~ Can you do a scenario with a jealous Yunhyeong? Maybe angsty but with a fluffy happy ending? Thank you! -anonymous


Because you were more of an early bird, there was just something about being awake passed midnight that made you slightly uncomfortable. Some people found it peaceful when the moon and stars were out and how there were less people seen and heard outside in the streets. You, on the other hand, could not stand it. There were some nights that were never quiet to you. In your mind, it was chaos.

Thoughts of the past, the things you regretted doing, the things you wished you had done, your future - they all crept in your head for the next hour in two while you laid in bed. For the third night this week, you thought about your argument with Yunhyeong again.

You never saw him so mad. The anger in his eyes were clear, and that was not the only thing that made you want to freeze up and disappear. You remembered the bitterness in his voice with every comment afterwards. “Are you really going to ignore my feelings like this?” “Stop pushing me away.” “Fine, if that’s really what you want, I hope this is the last time we ever speak to each other again.”

He was so mad at you that he snapped at you in front of everyone around, his six best friends and even her. Kang Jia. She was a beautiful model that was rising to fame, and she had the biggest crush on Yunhyeong. You could never compete with her. Not only did she look flawless but she was smart and kind, too. She graduated from one of the top colleges in Seoul, and when she had time, she would volunteer to do charity work.

Yunhyeong was also popular. You could tell when you were in high school, and all of the other girls would always stare at him and whisper to each other. When the girls would have a vote to see who was the most handsome boy in school, Yunhyeong was always number one. On Valentine’s Day, he received a lot of sweets and gifts and even love confessions. Of course he did. He was the type of boy that parents would approve their daughter to marry with almost no hesitation. You did not deserve someone like him. He definitely did not deserve someone like you.

Your phone suddenly dinged twice, and since you were already looking through your phone instead of sleeping, you read the text right away. One message was from your best friend while the other was from Bobby.

Best friend: I could not sleep knowing that my best friend is having trouble sleeping ㅠㅠ  I’m still mad that Yunhyeong yelled at you like that. Should I go find him & beat him up now?

Bobby: He was wrong to have acted out like that, but he really likes you, (Y/N). He’s really frustrated that you keep on pushing away even when he’s confessed to you… If you don’t like him (wHICH WOULD BE A LIE SINCE I KNOW YOU DO), why don’t you just tell him instead of always trying to change the subject like you never heard him? ;;

You replied to your best friend Ara first.

You: It’s 2 AM? Don’t go beating people up while they’re sleeping, lol… I’m ok. Really. Now go to sleep. You have work tomorrow. We can talk later. Good luck~ Love you ^^

You opened up Bobby’s message to reread again. You sighed, not wanting to answer him at all, but that would only result into him spamming you until you replied. Besides, with the read receipts on, he already knew you read the text.

You: I don’t like him. He doesn’t even want to speak me anymore, ok? He doesn’t like me, either. Can’t you just forget about it & sleep?

Bobby: Even through text I know you’re lying.

You: He likes Jia.

Bobby: No. You want him to like Jia. Every time one of us tries to help you and Yunhyeong get closer together, you always bring her up. “Oh, I saw Jia’s recent photoshoot.” “Hey, we should invite Jia to come along with us.” When we leave you and Yunhyeong alone (on purpose btw if you were so oBLIVIOUS), you would call out to Jia so that she would join you both. Idgi, (Y/N). If you like him, why are you pushing him to like another girl?

“Because…” you whispered, staring blankly at the phone screen. Because you were never popular at school. Because you did not look like a model. Because you were never if the top percentage of your school. Because you could be the meanest person alive if someone irritated you even a little. Because you have always done charity work to look good on your college applications and not because you wanted to. Your lips began to tremble a little thinking about yourself, and you held back your tears as you typed back a response.

You: Because, I told you. I don’t like him. Goodnight, Bobby.

Turning off your phone and placing it beside you, you flipped your body so that your face was buried in your pillow, and your tears were muffled. You hated the late nights. They were never really quiet for you.

Your face looked bloated like a pufferfish the next morning, but you hurried to do your morning skincare routine to remove any signs of last night’s tears. You did not have any plans for the day, but you were sure there were some errands to get done. As you soon as you finished brushing your teeth and left the bathroom, you immediately thought about a number of tasks to keep you busy after breakfast: getting the mail, cleaning up the house, doing laundry, buying groceries for the week, redecorating your room and calling your parents.

You heard your phone ring from your room, and you jumped onto your bed, grabbing and answering it right away. “Hello?”

“(Y/N)! Do not make any plans for today!” Ara yelled excitingly. “Thanks to me, the bestest friend in the whole entire universe, you are going to be going on a blind date!!”

Quickly, your eyes widened, and you sat up straight. “Blind date?! I don’t want-”

“Don’t say ‘no’ yet, please,” your friend whined. “He’s a friend’s friend, and I think you two would get along. His name is Jisung. His family’s not rich, but he makes pretty good money from being a company employee. He’s the same age as you. My friend also told me that he gets more charming as you get to know him. This can be your first step of forgetting about Yunhyeong!”

Yunhyeong. Your heart sank. It has been half the week since you two have spoken to each other, but your best friend was right. In order to forget about him, you needed to find someone else to be with, someone you matched well. Jisung could be that someone. “Okay, I’ll meet him. Where and when exactly?” you asked.

“Yay!” cheered Ara. “Meet him at the coffee shop near that big company at 12:30. You know, your favorite coffee shop that we always go to with the guys. Wear something really pretty. Have fun! Tell me about it afterwards.”

Ara hung up right away, and you looked towards your closet. “Something pretty…” you murmured to yourself, rolling off of your bed and heading to the living room. “I can decide after breakfast. I guess I do have plans.”

“He’s thinking about (Y/N) again,” Chanwoo commented as he slid another spoonful of cereal into his mouth.

Yunhyeong, having heard the youngest’s comment, snapped back right away. “I am not!”

Chanwoo rolled his eyes. “Really? Is that why you didn’t hear me ask you like four times what kind of cereal you wanted to eat?”

Bobby, hearing the two bicker, scoffed and lightly smacked Chanwoo’s head. “Go eat in the kitchen with everyone else.” Chanwoo frowned.

“I was just stating the truth…”

After Chanwoo disappeared into the kitchen, Bobby took a seat right next to Yunhyeong on the couch. “Are you going to mope around all day today, too?”

Yunhyeong leaned back against the couch and closed his eyes, letting out a groan. “I’m not moping at all…” That was a lie. Trying to ignore you was the most difficult thing he has ever done. He did not like it one bit. He should not have spoke to you harshly like that, and he regretted it. Now he was like a fool, sitting and wondering what you were up to. Were you still mad at him? Did you really think that he did not want to speak to you anymore? Were you eating and sleeping well? Did you miss him like he missed you?

“You should go see her,” Bobby mumbled.

“She probably doesn’t want to see me…” Yunhyeong answered, opening his eyes again, looking at the younger friend.

Bobby let out a small laugh. “She said the same thing about you, but that’s because you said so yourself that you never wanted to speak to her again. It’s crazy because I can totally tell that you two really do want to see each other and be together.”

“Should I go see her?” Yunhyeong asked.

“Do you want to?” Bobby countered.

Yunhyeong stood up from the couch. He ran his hands through his hair and thought about you, drawing your features in his mind. That was when he made his decision. He replied softly, but with determination. “More than anything.”

No one answered the door at your house, and you were not picking up calls from him at all. Anxious, he sent a quick text to Ara.

Yunhyeong: Do you know where (Y/N) is?

A fast response returned.

Ara: Why should I tell you? Oh, wait. Maybe I should. She’s at a blind date…probably with a guy who is better than you ><

“A blind date?!”

Yunhyeong switched to calling Ara right away. He could not believe the text he just read. “A blind date?!” he repeated when she picked up.

“Yes, blind date! With Choi Jisung, same-aged company worker who is more charming the more you get to know him. I am not! I repeat, am not! Going to let you ruin it for her, Song Yunhyeong,” Ara warned. “Not after that jerk move you pulled.”

“Where is the blind date held?” Yunhyeong questioned, sternly.

He heard Ara click her tongue on the other line. “Hey, didn’t you hear me?” she replied. “I told, I am not going to let you-”

“Ara. Where is she?”

The moment you stepped into the coffee shop, you began to fidget, nervousness hitting you. You had straightened your hair even more and wore a little bit of make-up. You picked out the nicest gray cotton shirt you could find and paired it with a white skirt and a small teardrop necklace. Hopefully, it impressed your blind date.

Your eyes searched the shop until you spotted a guy in his 20′s wearing a suit and looking your way. Figuring out that it was your date and bracing yourself, you walked towards the guy. Ara was right. As you observed him, he did not look like the general ideal type of many girls, but there was absolutely charming about him. “Are you Jisung?”

“I am.” He smiled. It must be the bright smile. “You must be (Y/N). You look really pretty. Please, have a seat.”

You blushed, a little flustered at the compliment but took a seat. “I hope you don’t mind that I ordered for you,” Jisung apologized. “Is kiwi juice okay?”

You nodded and felt the corners of your mouth go up. “I love kiwi juice.”

Fifteen minutes into your date with Jisung, you found out that he asked his friend to set him up on a date because he wanted to be in a relationship now after focusing so much on work. When his friend received a photo of you from Ara, Jisung thought that it would be nice to get to know you. From his order, you also noticed that he was an espresso guy, probably one of the ways he keeps himself up and working long hours. He looked attractive taking a sip from the cup of coffee. You were really worried that he would have been a mismatch with you, but he seemed like a good guy.

He seemed normal, a point that would not burden you if you were in a relationship with him…unlike how it might be if you were Yunhyeong. You could not imagine what people would say when they saw you with him. You even heard the mean comments just by being friends with him.

“She’s not even of the same status as Yunhyeong.”

“He wouldn’t like someone like her.”

“Does she really think hanging around him will get him to fall for her? Come on. He’s friends with Kang Jia.”

Ah, I shouldn’t think of him when Jisung is sitting right in front of me, you thought to yourself, having caught your thoughts drifting to Yunhyeong. Shaking anymore thoughts of him away, you looked back up at Jisung. Jisung began to talk a little bit about himself, mostly about his hobbies. As you listened, you smiled and picked up your cup of kiwi juice again and took a sip.

Slurping down on your drink, you did not notice that you were almost done with it until you no longer saw juice in your cup. Jisung also noticed and stopped his talk to look at you. Your cheeks became pink from embarrassment. He was only halfway through his espresso. “I am so sorry,” you laughed softly. “I must be nervous or something that I drank so fast.”

You stood up while you held the empty cup. “I’ll go order another one.”

Jisung chuckled and nodded his head over to the counter. “Don’t be sorry,” he said. “I think it’s cute. I’ll wait here for you.”

Giving him another smile, you turned around and made your way over to the register. Halfway, you received a text from Ara.

Best friend: How is the date doing?! ^^

You: It’s actually going great! I honestly wasn’t expecting anything.

Best friend: Great! That’s good that you’re hitting it off, but…

You: But?

You walked up to a coffee shop employee. “Can I get another kiwi juice please? Thank you.” Your phone dinged once more, and you quickly read it as you waited for your drink to come out.

Best friend: Yunhyeong knows where you are. He’s probably on his way to see you right now ;; Sorry!

Before you could reread the message to make sure you read it correctly, the bell chimed, indicating a new customer’s entrance, and there was just a feeling that settled in your chest. You looked up to find that that feeling was spot on.

Your hand felt like it was on fire when Yunhyeong reached out and grabbed it, holding tightly. “Let’s go,” he said as he started to pull you out of the shop.

“W-Wait, Y-Yunhyeong,” you babbled as you switched views between him, the confused employee who had your drink ready, and Jisung who was just as puzzled at what was going on. You tried to pry Yunhyeong’s grip off of you, but to no avail, he was stuck to you like glue. “I can’t just leave! I have someone waiting for me. Actually, two somebodies!”

Yunhyeong continued to ignore your comments and pulled you farther and farther away from the coffee shop, away from Jisung. Once you met another street, Yunhyeong finally loosened his hold of you but not letting go. You glanced over at him and then remembered that it was four days since you two last saw each other. He made it clear that he did not want to speak to you ever again. “What are you doing?” you asked him.

“I like you, (Y/N),” Yunhyeong confessed. Even though you had heard it before, it still made your heart do somersaults.

You bit your bottom lip. “I know…”

He then directly made eye contact with you. You wanted to look away and tell yourself not to fall in love with those eyes again, but you could not. “I know you like me, too,” Yunhyeong told you. “So, why are you out going on a blind date with some guy you don’t even know while I was at home worrying about you nonstop? How come he had a chance with you when he barely met you, and you can’t even openly reciprocate your feelings for me?”

“But Jia…”

Yunhyeong let out a frustrated yell, receiving a few looks from other people on the streets. He dropped your hand and moved both of his to your shoulder, squeezing them. Now, you could not look away from him even when you tried. You saw it again, anger flickered in his eyes. Your heart wanted to explode. “I don’t like Jia! (Y/N)! Stop it. She’s not you.”

Unable to keep your emotions bottled up any longer, you spilled. “I know she’s not me and that’s exactly why! Don’t you get it, Yunhyeong?!” Tears also began to spill as your words did. “I don’t deserve to be with someone like you. Why would you date me when there’s Jia who is popular among everyone?! Everyone likes her, so it only makes sense that you would. She likes you, too! I don’t want people to talk bad about you when they see you date someone like me, a nobody. Someone who is less than Jia. I like you, too, Yunhyeong, but I can’t help but imagine how much you will regret it when you’re with me and then see her again…” You covered your eyes and continued to cry, finding it difficult to make the waterworks stop. You felt so any emotions at once.

You were crying so much that your chest started to hurt, but you also felt relief from emptying the heavy feelings that you held all this time. Also, you did remember that you were in the middle of the busy streets in front of Yunhyeong which was embarrassing.

Arms wrapped around you, and you felt a weight on top of your head. In a more soothing voice, Yunhyeong spoke. “Is that what was bothering you all this time? That you weren’t enough for me?” You noticed your tears staining his shirt, but he did not seem to care. “(Y/N), I want you. I don’t care what anyone says at all. I don’t want someone who is perfect like Jia. She’s a good friend, but she isn’t someone who I see as a girlfriend.”

You felt him stroke your back as to comfort you as he continued. “I want someone who isn’t busy all the time and can be comfortable around me and my friends. Someone who looks good whether she wears makeup or not. A girl who worries but is able to tell me all about it so that I can be there for her. She doesn’t have to be the smartest or the prettiest. She just needs a kind heart, and she just needs to love me. You’re who I want to be with, (Y/N). I honestly don’t think I’ll regret choosing to do so.”

“And I just can’t stand seeing you with another guy. When I heard that you were going on a blind date, I thought that I was going to go crazy. I thought, ‘What if I had to meet him if he became your boyfriend? Could I handle that? Could I just let the girl I like be touched, hugged and kissed by someone who wasn’t me?’ I didn’t know I could be so jealous.”

He pulled you away to look at your puffy, red eyes, and he laughed as he wiped your tears away. “Did I make you cry this much?” he chuckled. “Ara’s right. I am a jerk. I’m sorry for doing what I did in front of the others. I should not have let my feelings cloud our conversation and yell at you.”

“You’re not a jerk…” you sniffled.

Yunhyeong beamed. “You’re so cute.”

Taken aback by his compliment, you were even more surprised when Yunhyeong leaned in to kiss you on the cheek. You knew his lips were soft from the lip balm he usually wore, but you did not think if would feel as soft as a fluffy marshmallow. Then, you felt his soft lips on you again, but this time on your own lips. You were pretty sure there was nothing better than that - having someone who liked you just the way you are.

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Jumping on my own Blushing Yuugi train lol Sorry, I’m cheating and making a new post. I’ve done enough spamming my followers blogs tonight, I can do it tomorrow lol There will never be enough blushing Yuugi on tumblr but I think we can throw some really nice ones out there, people are already jumping on this trainXD

disconnected | l.h.

Who knows if Luke’s texting mistake could lead to something great.

+masterlist

disconnected

Ch. 1 | Ch. 2 | Ch. 3 | Ch. 4 | Ch. 5 | Ch. 6 | Chapter 7

Character key:

Luke
(y/n)
Ian
Ashton


Friday, December 17th
(3:02pm)
Today is a cupcake day.

(3:16pm)
I can literally taste it.

(3:21pm)
The only thing getting me through the day.

(3:30pm)
Uh. Are you alive?

(3:31pm)
Luke???

(3:34pm)
What happened to deleting my number and never talking to me again?

(3:35pm)
What are you talking about?

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anonymous asked:

My favorite Chanbaek moment is when baekhyun rubs his foot against chanyeol's leg (not so secretly) under the table in Exo showtime. Could you do some spam of small hidden touches that baekhyun gives chanyeol? You know moments that baekhyun initiate, that are secret so it's not obvious fanservice? Love your blog! Thank you for everything you do. You truly are a wonderful human!

Anon, I swear you are trying to murder me. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT FREAKIN SUBTLE CHANBAEK MOMENTS WITH MY HEART NOT GIVING OUT????

Ok, I’ll do it, but if I die, then blame this anon. Lol jk, love you anon >3<

So here’s the footsie that I never noticed while watching exo showtime because it was oh so conveniently covered by the huge subtitles (curse me not being able to speak korean) it is so unnoticeable tho, like Baek is so good at acting all nonchalant. While Chanyeol? Not so much. Plus isn’t this what couples do? Like isn’t this a sexual thing? And the fact that Baekhyun’s actually even doing it and Chanyeol didn’t pull away makes you go “hmmmmmmmmmm.”

*cough* ahem Chanyeol, your hand. Plus look at where Chanyeol’s knee is. Ahem. Bad admin-nim. 

Decides to have a secret side hug while no one is looking, but little did they know that there was a mirror behind them. Sorry Baek. I just love how Baek just came up slowly and gangly snaked his arm around Chan’s. But sadly they abruptly pulled away. Tsk.

I don’t know if this is “secret” but I mean Chanyeol decides to sort of hug baek behind all the members while all the member’s attentions are on each other, and the fans eyes are most likely on the glomp of dorks in front of Chanbaek, but of course we saw it anyway. Lol. I guess this is somewhat secret, kinda?

Hey bark your hand is kind of sliding towards are very…dangerous place. I didn’t even notice it until I watched the video like 10 times!

Like bruh I never even noticed this.

Like this subtle moment is actually one of my favorites, in roommate when Baekhyun was asked what female interested him the most, Chanyeol just happened to want the cake slicer (and doing nothing with it afterwards) and “accidentally” brushed against Baek’s and he happened to chose to grab the place where Baekhyun’s fingers were at instead of grabbing the entire bottom, or even the blade (there was a wrappy thingy on top of it so his hand wouldn’t have made the blade dirty)

Touching Chan so quickly that is seems normal but do you see how he keeps on touching Chan? And how he’s doing it for no actual reason like why not dance like the other members? But no he decides he wants to touch Chan. 

And before you start saying things like “But Chanyeol was just ensuring the safety of his FRIEND. F-R-I-E-N-D” but like first of all, I can spell and then why did he have to grab Baekhyun’s thigh? Like his hand traveled down to Baek’s knee anyway so why do you have to put it higher? Also I saw fan cams of the chinese version and tao only held on to Luhan’s shin no higher. Nada. I’m sure he just wants a feel of that thigh. But I don’t blame him. Baek has nice thighs. And no I’m not a pervert. But very clever Chan. A good place to sneak a small touch without getting caught.


That’s what I like about Chanbaek. How their moments are subtle and secret so you just can’t see it as fan service, because if it was fan service why is it so hard to find? You know what I’m getting at? I mean when ships have intense excessive touching moments you already know it’s pure fan service, like as beautiful as it looks (I’m not a fan of that stuff tho) it’s just not the same a sweet simple secret touches. Like if they’re your friend why hide fact your touching them? Well I have the answer to that. Because you don’t though your friend like Chanbaek! Plus their moments have so much meaning. Like you may see if as something friends do (although they do things a bit to romanticy than average best friends) but then it also seems like they just want to touch the other. Especially with hands touching each other (sometimes) in weird places, touching each other so subtly. Like I love Chanbaek touches, they make me squeal, because they just seem so loving. 

Like nape killing :D

One last statement from me. Any touch Chanbaek does is not fan service, it’s all genuine from the bottom of their hearts. 

Even this one (well to me at least, like bruh how baek was so serious and how it was obvious that Chanyeol had no idea it was going to happen. Baekhyun hormones are going out of control um nothing 0-0

I feel like you wanted this to be like a spam thing but I turned it into an analysis type thing. ;_; I’m sorry. Also me a wonderful human being? 0//0 oh you’re too kind! This blog loves you too <3

anonymous asked:

Where Calvin is ready to introduce his girlfriend (you) to his viewers with a face cam and your super nervous. I seriously already love your writing and you've done one! 💞💞💞

Wow, much thanks ^-^ Lol. Hope you like this one! This is a cute idea, don’t know if it is what you will expect haha


LeafyisHere Fanfiction - Face Reveal

Calvin had just reached 5 million subscribers and had promised to do something highly requested as a reward for his subscribers. He turned to twitter to find out what was the most requested and without a doubt it was a face reveal for you, his girlfriend. 

Ever since the small slip up a few months ago, people have been spamming his twitter with face reveal questions. You may be wondering what this small instance was. You two were so careful for several months of keeping the relationship a secret from his brotherhood, that it was a surprise to the *cough* cult *cough* when they found out. It was one morning when Calvin was live streaming on twitch- yes, for once he was doing a livestream- and you didn’t realize he was doing one. Just as he was in the middle of thanking his subscribers for 4.5 million subs, you interrupted with “Calvin, babe, where did you throw my bra last night?” 

This sent the chat into an absolute frenzy. It was just barely loud enough for them to hear but Calvin, eyes wide from the sudden comment, immediately ended the stream before something even worse would happen or be said. Obviously resulting in a lot of spam, it calmed down after the first month of him trying to ignore all of the comments. However, it didn’t help that he would post teasing snapchats of everything except your face. Whether it was a picture of both your hands together or showing a pair of matching shoes, people would go wild. DramaAlert covering the slip-up certainly didn’t help, either. 

Which brings us to now. An overwhelming amount of people were requesting a face reveal and you just didn’t think you were ready. The only person suitable to be claimed as “mom” was Pyro and you didn’t know how the fandom would react. Not to mention all the hate that could possibly result from Whitney and other fangirls thirsty for that reptilian– let me stop lmao. Calvin tried to compromise with you but understood why you would be apprehensive about this. And so, you two came to a compromise. 

The video was uploaded to his account and now was your first time watching it. A little apprehensive, you loaded the video in your browser and sat with Calvin to watch it; he looked fairly suspicious and ready to see your reaction. He begins the video by asking not to send too much hate to “his girlfriend” and then says he is going to show a picture of you. Just then he pulls up a picture of the two of you. 

You immediately burst out into a fit of laughter. This isn’t any normal picture. Calvin managed to crop out your face and photoshop a lizard face onto it. He then says, in the video, “Now before anyone can roast my own girlfriend, I am going to do it myself.” He shows the picture and then does his signature, “3….2….1…. BOOP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” and shows a picture of a lizard in a cage. He does this a few more times with various lizards and your hair cropped onto them. You were laughing so hard, your eyes had started to water. The video finished with a simple statement, “Thanks so much for the support, please don’t send Y/N too much hate. She’s really nice and basically the opposite of me, I don’t know why she even puts up with me. Anyway, thanks so much for the amazing support. Dude, I never thought I would get to 5 million subscribers. Crazy. This means a lot to me and keep spreading those positive vibes. Peace Peace.”

“Oh my gosh, Calvin, that was great!” You replied, still chuckling at some of the pictures.

“I’m glad you liked it, thanks for being a good sport.” Calvin says giving you a quick kiss on the lips. 

Both of you spent the rest of the night laughing at the funny edits people had made with the sad edit he had done. To your surprise, people were actually really happy that Calvin had found someone to be sarcastic with and lead the reptilian brotherhood. It definitely helped that Pyro tweeted out that he approved and that there was no way he could match your reptilian beauty. 


Let me know if you enjoyed. #fluff #kys 100 notes and I’ll do a face reveal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Exo reacting to you not knowing that they are famous - K version

These are kinda long. And it’s kinda late. (But I’m also really excited about this so I wanted to show it to y’all.) The M version will be updated tomorrow& I’ll link it on the bottom of this post. 



Suho: It would happen at one of your first dates. He fetches you from home and is adorable and a little awkward and you sit next to him in his car and ypu just talk to each other  and then suddenly this song comes on and he is embarrassed and goes ‘wow I’m sorry i’ll just…uh..change the station..?’ and you’d be like ‘nooo, I love that song!! Even though that band has a really weird name…wait, it’ll come to me in a minute..’ and he is just sitting there for a few seconds like: are you kidding me i am that band’s fucking leader how does she not know??? when he realizes you are in fact serious he erupts into baffled laughter. Over the next few weeks he carefully introduces you you to exo’s music, making sure to spare you with the really weird shit (wolf and mama era cough cough) for the longest time. When he finally shows them to you you have already watched them (like a thousand times) and sing along. He turns towards the sky and goes ‘wow, I want a divorce’ and you hug him from behind, nuzzling his cheek and go ‘suho, my darling…we aren’t even married?’ and he is really grumpy like: ‘yeah but now I want to marry you so that I can divorce you over this’ (You are like: ‘okay fine does that mean I get a shittone of money? Yeah i’m fine with that…’ he actually has to laugh and kiss you because ‘damn, you’re so adorable jagi’)

Originally posted by dawnlus

Sehun: He’d walk up to you in a club like: ‘waddup’ with a really confident smirk and you are just standing there and wondering why this really tall, really creepy (really fuckable?) stranger is giving you bedroom eyes?? You just go: ‘Uhmm…can you move out of the way? I’m trying to order a drink right now.’ You slip past him and he is staring at you while you order the drink like: help?? I am famous?? How does picking up girls work when they don’t know you’re famous? By now he is really starting you creep you out and then he blurts out: ‘wait!! Don’t you know me?’ and you just go: ‘uhm… sorry I don’t really watch the news? Are you an escaped mass murderer or something?’ and he immediately takes a step back and goes gruffly says he didn’t mean to be rude but are you sure you don’t know him? 

After a second of consideration (and realizing he’s kinda cute) you suggest he should just buy the two of you shots every time he asks that. This leads to you waking up with a really mean hangover, very scarcely dressed next to a very smug sehun. (His playboy image is kinda ruined when he almost throws up like three times and you lend him your hairpin to keep his hair out of his face as he sits on the bathroom tiles, all pale misery and hoarse voice as he asks: ‘but you really have never heard about me??’)

Originally posted by yixingofficial


Baekhyun: He wants to be really suave about this and casually drop it or do something really cool. Bad for him you realize when you see an interview with him in a newspaper and swiftly come over to beat his ass with a giant pillow while demanding to know why the fuck he hasn’t told you, byun baekhyun you fucking asshole I PAID FOR MY OWN FOOD AT OUR DATES YOU OWE ME LIKE A DIOR NECKLACE OR SOMETHING. You aren’t really angry, though. Still, the next day a Dior necklace is delivered straight to your door. You call Baekhyun to tell him you are totally using it to strangle him and he’s like ‘sure if that’s what you are into’ and you can’t help but erupt into exasperated laughter. Still, he is going to tease you with this for like…forever?

Originally posted by parkchny

Chanyeol: He is planning on telling you. Really. He is planning on doing so for the whole three months of your relationship. One day you, Baek, Chanyeol and Chen hang out at his place and you read a magazine and go: ‘omg!! this guy looks just like Baekhyun!!’ and Chanyeol has a minor heart attack while his friends give him the ‘we knew this would happen’-look. Then you go: ‘but his eyebrows look really weird lol’ the next second Baekhyun is next to you screaming: ‘WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY FUCKING EYEBROWS’ and you’re like: ‘what.’ Chen grabs Baek by the collar of his shirt and drags him towards the front door as he tells you to go easy on poor Chanyeol. Meanwhile Baek is still demanding to know what happened to his eyebrows and suddenly the door falls shut and you are sitting on the sofa for a few seconds before you turn around to Chanyeol. He is awkwardly scratching the back of his neck like: ‘uhm…so…I’m famous? Kinda?’ It’s not as awkward of a talk as he imagined it to be. You kinda laugh like:’dear god, why haven’t you just told me?’ he sheepishly admits that he didn’t know how to and you are like: ‘aaalright… but don’t expect a special treatment now, famous boy. Like, please tell me fame didn’t fuck you over so that you are into really weird sex stuff now?’ he is all shocked big eyes and ‘eeehw, nooo, what the hell jagi??’

Originally posted by exo-daydreams


Kai: You kinda find out on yourself and you might have kinda kicked down his door to confront him about it. He just goes: ‘uhh,,,but i told you that I am in a band?’ He actually looks kinda frightened when you growl at him: ‘Kim fucking jongin. You are in your early twenties. I assumed being in a band means you and your drunk college buddies once sang at a garage and tortured some poor instruments!!’ he defends himself: ‘i told you we have concerts and stuff!!’ and you give back ‘I thought you forced all your friends to come to some underground bar! Not that you sold out the Tokyo dome! Several nights in a row!!’ After that both of you just stare at each other, slightly out of breath and still angry. Then he asks if you are breaking up with him and within a second you answer. ‘what the hell. no!’ 

He just goes: “uhm..okay..good. because since you stormed  in here i’m imagining how awesome angry sex with you would be.’… you blink before admitting: ‘Yeah…same…i guess?’

A few seconds later you are pressed up against the wall, his teeth leaving marks on your neck as your hands are clutched into his shirt.

You breathlessly remind him that ‘this isn’t over yet’ but the next second his mouth is on yours and you decide to fuck it, because who cares if he is famous? You aren’t giving up on this for anything in this world.

Originally posted by kairamelo


D.O.: For some reason your weird new boyfriend never has shown you his place, but tonight he just decides to take you there. You are slightly scared, because according to your friends you either should expect a) sliced off body parts or b) really weird fetishes or c) his actual wife/ girlfriend. But when you arrive there you are just greeted by his slightly weird roommates who hurriedly leave when the two of you show up and Kyungsoo says he has to tell you something. When he is done telling you: ‘uh…he is in this band…and they are kind of…okay, he doesn’t want to brag, but really famous’ your first reaction is: ‘so you aren’t married?’ And he is like: ’what the hell…no!!…also, haven’t you ever wondered how he affords all those expensive accessories he has been (purposefully) wearing around you?’ your answer is: ‘uh…i kinda imagined you to be a professional killer…or like a high-level drug dealer?’ and at this point he just erupts into exasperated laughter. You kinda grumble ‘what, sometimes you look really creepy’ as he draws you into a hug, still laughing about his weird-ass girlfriend.

Originally posted by missdyoo

Aaalright, that’s it for today! :) I hope you like it& are excited for the M version (bc I am) As usually, this is where you can find my masterlist and here you can ask me questions. Or just message me.  Honestly. Just text me with whatev you are thinking right now. I am such a ho for fangirling together.

(oh, and thank you to the amazing @life-ruiners​ for letting me spam her with my weird-ass ideas. you’re my homie, (my #1 drug-daeler!)& an awesome fangirl buddy!)

anonymous asked:

HI, recently ishida said that torso was his second favorite character, I hate Ishida for this, what do you think I should do?

first, let me copy here what a friend said since it’s generally more eloquent, nor does it go off topic/emotional quite like what i wrote lol.

Well, to start with the direct response to your question: nothing. But to elaborate, for starters we don’t even know why Ishida likes Torso. Yet while we don’t know, I highly doubt it’s because he thinks “damn, slicing up people is fun” - a lot of people like characters that have done objectively terrible things in this series, at times for subjectively very good reasons. There’s nothing inherently wrong with that, Ishida just happens to like one of the generally less popular guys. On the whole, there’s really no reason why you should be bothered by anyone else’s favorites, regardless of whether they are Ishida or someone else.

since you did write an ask to me though, i’ll include my whole original post ↓


uh well, i don’t know what you should do, maybe think about it some more? do you like someone in tg who has ever done something sick and killed someone? having a problematic fav is not exactly a rare thing… like maybe in fiction a person wants to explore the dynamics of a sick person, or just is someone who has clinical interest in psychos and the like?or just… fiction???  liking a character means neither condoning what they do, nor wanting to do the same, or anything. …ishida writes this manga weekly, so i totally expect him to be into a “interesting to write” kind of character, and there’s not many if any other character that’s like torso in his manga (everyone else seems to have an on the other side of the coin though part that kind of explains them or tries to anyway). i don’t expect an author to dislike any of his “children”/characters they created either. i’d kinda even expect him being into the whole sicko thing given he does write this manga lol.  he also loves shoujo?? i’m also into all kinds of morally derailing characters that’s why i also read this manga, though i don’t expect everyone to be a doS regarding fiction, like i am, since i can’t really have characters i really dislike here..givemePAIN

maybe unpopular opinion, but there’s very few characters i would say are inherently good in this manga, and the only difference between liking torso and liking other killers who enjoy killing/torture for seemingly no reason; is that one hurt someone you probably like, and others hurt someone we don’t know (and people still like even characters that DID hurt their favs? like man i love nimura and man i loved matsumae to bits, i just gotta deal). (just go back to what tsukiyama did in the beginning of tg. that was Very Much Sick. and he was a sane, otherwise completely normal society living person, while torso is just completely over the edge psycho. tatara with his torture, takizawa??? who’s lso a mass killer completely surrendering himself to doing vile things for the sake of it? we have a backstory for takizawa, of course many people pity and like him. we don’t really have anything given for us to start liking torso, though i gotta say i did kind of find him reading books to find how to please mutsuki kind of endearing in that sicko-still-doing-his-best way. i do not think if ishida wrote a flashback of how torso grew up abused by other ghouls / ccg / the fear for his life just made him snap or whatever else, i do not think people would start liking him but…it’s totally possible lol) ishida just did a good job writing someone in a way that people would like them, and others that readers would hate them. actually i’m kind of happy there’s someone i can more or less dislike in tg finally though looking at him objectively i don’t really have a problem with his character existing at all, since every other sicko and killer are just too likeable i even started liking kanou when we got more info on V who was for a long time the only character i disliked

so uh… this is tg, enjoy whoever you enjoy? you can even completely absolutely love someone and still want the karma to kill them right this moment like me and nimura just don’t hate on other people who did nothing to you just because of a fictional story??? and last of all do not go and spam hate on ishida’s social media accounts, just in case.

last thing i’ll say, if you’re still bothered, there’s still the possibility to stop reading the manga and distance yourself from it.

snowflake-owl  asked:

The amount of hatred is so much and lol that person I argued with "but purl is uncomfortable around mayor Dewey" Pearl is arguably uncomfortable and nervous all the time, and she was mostly uninterested on whatever the "annoying" human in her doorstep would say. Pfff. What do you think?

I think I’m going to fanart the crap out of the tag soon! The comic I’ve been working on went from supposedly seven or eight pages to twelve, after that’s done I’ll be making single sketchposts again. Give them something to look at while they waste their time. I’ve only seen two in the tag, have there been more? Because even ten times that is a drop in the bucket compared to the number of positive notes I’ve seen on this ship. I think a lot of people like the idea of Pearl and Mayor Dewey, they just don’t frequent that tag. I myself called it “lovebirds” before, lmao. And if they don’t like it, they generally are polite enough or at least self-aware enough to not childishly spam a tag.

Plus keep in mind the Crewniverse themselves ship teases Pewey!

That’s from Egomatter, one of the storyboard revisionists. Lauren Zuke also seems to like drawing him, calling him her boyfriend. He’s Joel Hodgson, ffs, he practically LOOKS like him, and he’s a wonderful bumbling goof, he acts and emotes very much like Pearl, what’s not to like? They sure do dedicate a lot of screen time to a minor character that supposedly no one likes….makes you wonder why they established he likes her.

And no way am I going to take seriously a couple of Tumblr tots who claim you need a fictional character’s “consent” to ship. People like that are why this site can have such a terrible reputation. I bagged on the haters in my tags once, but after this post I won’t again. They’re just looking for attention, I’ll give them more Pewey art instead! In fact, here, have a preview of Steven telling the mayor he should go talk to Pearl:

Steven helpfully gives him a can of antiperspirant, lmao.

How do YOU see them finally breaking the ice?

Like you said, Pearl doesn’t seem to understand humans and doesn’t want to. They protect the CONCEPT of humans, not humans themselves. So far only Rose has looked at them on an equal level. Garnet and Pearl’s absolute ignorance of so many human ways is testament to that attitude, Amethyst to a slightly lesser degree, but even she still doesn’t register humans as “like her”. It’s definitely a character flaw that all the gems share to some degree, and to me it’s the most annoying one. They treat Greg terribly, I’m still sort of surprised Steven has not called them out on that! It also bothers me that if Steven were fully human, and not Rose’s, they would likely not give two shits about him personally.

It may be on some level a defense mechanism, as a human lifespan is a blink to a Gem. I can’t imagine 6,000 years worth of losing friend after friend after friend. I hate thinking it could just be species arrogance, but it could be.

Steven Universe is all about change, though, so I expect there will be a shift somehow! In the meantime, I’m just going to shake my head at the unproductive trolls and keep on shipping. Steven loves shmaltz, that’s good enough for me. :V

KAI SPAM

I just finished Choco Bank so I am overloaded with feels I was screaming throughout all of the episodes it was like Exo next door all over again.

This gif is hot

Look at him showing the peace sign, well guess what boy you give me no peace whatsoever 

It’s always him doing something to ruin me like look what the hell is this

WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY ITS ALWAYS HIP THRUST AFTER HIP THRUST LORD ALMIGHTY

and then there is just this, if this ever happened in front of me I would be on the floor in seconds no not in that way

Hey you did anyone ever tell you that you are a sexy piece of man

OH LOOK HE DONE IT AGAIN

Yeah because you look soooooo ugly with that hair sweep.. so ugly.. OKAY YOU LOOK GORGEOUS FINE

Please stop modelling like I’m done really done

Yes I may be done but at the same time I’m totally not done

OKAY SO DID I GET A WARNING NO I DID NOT FGS KAI WHO EVEN ARE YOU 

Lol I’m done now I just made a quick spam bc feels sooo

*None of these GIFS are mine credit to the owners*

Also if u haven’t already watch Choco Bank!!

[Voltage Inc Fanfic] [Present - Smut Fic Giveaway] [Rein Isaka, 10DWMD] Fireworks With You [M]

Smut fic giveaway, Rein Isaka smut fic for sluggishmudkip~

Good god. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD GAWD. I dunno what’s been–No wait, I KNOW what’s been taking me so long but let’s not go in depth about that now, okay? I’m just relieved I got this done…I know it’s really late but…ah, I won’t ask you guys to bear with me so much, bear with me only if you’re willing and if you really want lawl. I’m just sorta…tired. But ah, I hope you guys enjoy this. I still have 17 more in queue so I’ll tackle them really slowly.

Writer’s block is being a bitch, almost everything is LOL. 

So anyway, please do enjoy. I’ll get better for the next smut fics…fics…in general. My chest hurts right now so I won’t drawl so much on this and let you just enjoy this piece now. 

Anyway, move on to warnings (usuals usuals lol):

- This is a smut fic so it’s pretty heavy on MATURE CONTENT. Yes, it has sex. Lots of it. Dirty and sweaty. So please be warned. 

- Plenty of wtf this wtf that ;__; (<— this warning is going to be applied into a LOT of smut fics from here on) 

-Heavy amount of errors here and there. But will correct time to time >< I just really don’t want to have you and any other readers who read this to wait too long) 

Feedback, comments, reviews and anything are all welcome!

Proceed after cut. 

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Why I’ve (basically) Left the Fandom

I’m sure that a lot of you have noticed that I’ve been pulling away from the fandom for a long time. I haven’t made gifs since Daniel’s passing, and even before that I hadn’t made gifs regularly for a few months.

I haven’t been in the mark*iplier tag for a LONG time because of the utter chaos it contains.

First it started with the stealing of gifs and fanart. I’m very aware that it’s a widespread problem across tumblr and the internet, but the constant thievery and then resulting refusal to either take down the piece of work/gif or the rudeness over even being asked to take it down just finally got to me and I stopped. Making gifs takes a lot of work. I have gifsets that took me days, even more than a week at some points, to make. I got tired of having my stuff and other’s stuff stolen, so I stopped making things.

The tag is a whoooooooole ‘nother ball-game. When I joined the fandom in March of 2014, you could go into the tag and see tons of beautiful fanart and gifs and things people had created for Mark or about Mark, and it was awesome.
And then it turned into a shitfest.
Posts that have nothing to do with Mark or anything related to it would show up, like “i just had breakfast lol”, or just random selfies. It would be bursting with comments like “fist me daddy” and other grotesque things. There is so much stolen artwork in the tag at this point. There’s so much vitriol in the tag as well. It’s damn near impossible to have Mark even come close to seeing what people have made, or for anyone else to see it either because it’s turned into an absolute clusterfuck. Not to mention when something bad happens people fucking flood it with pictures of cats and whatnot. If the tag is negative, people should stay out of it. Spam is spam, dude, and it’s intensely annoying when someone is looking for fanart and other things to reblog and all there is is 300 pages of cats.

The biggest thing that has me leaving, though, is the utter fucking disrespect some of you have for each other and Mark. People have been chased out of the fandom by people sending death threats and telling them to kill themselves, and that they’re useless to the fandom. Someone speaks up about something that they don’t agree with (in a respectful manner a lot of the time, too) and people jump on them with such ferocity that it makes my head spin. I’ve had it happen to me, even, and it’s not cool. 

Another thing that happens a lot is that when something controversial happens (which is gonna happen because this is fucking tumblr and if you fart the wrong direction someone is going to be offended ffs) people who are legitimately offended by something Mark has done, everyone crowds together to drown them out. Someone spoke up about how Mark’s recent sassiness went too far in some points and was kind of mean, and the offhanded anorexia comment in one of his ‘would you rather’ videos, and people told them to go kill themselves and that anyone who was offended needed to grow a backbone and fucking suck it up. I have a sense of humor very similar to Mark’s—sharp, teasing, and kind of insulting—and even I found some of it to be rude or over the line. 

Here’s the thing: When someone says you (or something) has hurt them, you don’t get to say that it didn’t. That’s not your place.

On the other topic, the blatant disregard of respect towards Mark is disgusting and appalling. Ya’ll preach it but you don’t practice it.

Yes, we know that Mark is an incredibly attractive man. I know it, you know it, he knows it, but that does NOT mean you get to talk about him like he’s a fucking piece of meat.

You talk about how treating women like they’re sex objects is wrong, but you turn around and do it to Mark. It needs to fucking STOP. He is a HUMAN BEING and he deserves respect. Catcalling him on the internet is just as fucked up as a man catcalling a woman on the street. 

I don’t care if you want to fuck him. I don’t care if you want to grab his ass, but KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. DON’T say it to him. Don’t TAG him in stuff like that. It’s fucking harassment and I don’t understand what part of that you people don’t get.

He’s also a human being who makes mistakes. There is no goddamn need to try and label him a pariah every time he slips up on something. He’s not perfect. The pedestal some of you have put him on is unhealthy. He’s just as flawed as you or I am. The only difference is that he has nearly 11,000,000 people scrutinizing his every move. 

There’s a reason he kept his past relationship a secret—the second you guys even thought he might have a girlfriend you tried to find her and attempted to fucking tear her apart. It’s sickening. He’s lived in LA for almost two years and he’s had to move three times because people kept finding his house. Respect his privacy. 

Don’t get me wrong—I still love Mark from the bottom of my heart, but I don’t love this fandom anymore.

TL;DR: the disrespect is out of control and all I do is get angry when I interact with this fandom at this point. I’m incredibly disappointed because this used to be my safe place, but now it’s just toxic as all hell.

SasuSakuSara parallel to MinaKushiNaru!

Okay, this is clearly obvious!

We all know that Kishi-sensei likes doing parallel from back then to this then. Judging by the conversation with Shizune and Sarada. It reminds me so much of Naruto and 3rd Hokage back then about his parents. (At least Sarada has Sakura and a photo of Sasuke)


I strongly believed that something major and secretive had occurred during the birth of Sarada just like the birth of Naruto. Something or someone had rocked up “probably planning to get something or destroy something (please let it not be konoha again)
” and made Sasuke have to leave.

Sarada could have went to Tsunade or Kakashi to ask for answers, especially Tsunade because I believe that she was the one who help during Sakura’s labour. (”There’s nothing in any of the hospital about my birth! I’ve done some digging myself, so I know!! All of you are the same, even you, Shizune-san…the medic ninja..”)

I strongly believe that Sarada thinks she wasn’t born in Konoha (but they are hiding something), Sasuke knows about Sarada existence. Because, Naruto could have spam him with numerous of texts msgs (since they have phones now, LOL) saying, “SASAKEH, YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER, CONGRATS” or some shit.

So I am trying my best to link with Naruto and Sarada into this….

Nine Tail Fox = Sharingan
Jiraiya out searching for information = Sasuke’s out on the mission to search for answers (or someone).
Minato and Kushina sacrifice = Sasuke abandoning his family.
Kushina and Mikoto friendship = Sasuke and Naruto friendship (Mikoto feels the need to be there for Naruto (but she couldn’t) for Kushina while Naruto (too busy with Hokage) feels like he need to be there for Sakura and Sarada)

But the cons to this theory might lead me wrongly is that, Kishi could have made Sarada have Sakura’s surname instead. Because right now I still don’t understand the concept of  Sakura and Sarada being Uchihas if her birth was kept a secret. 

Correct me if I’m wrong?

[ To L.O.V.Es ]

Since NU'EST comeback will be next month, and we all get more and more excited day by day, I just wanted to say some words to you all, in hope you may read this and think about my words. All these words come from my heart and I never lied in any points I'Il tell about. You may see this as my opinion, less or more about my view of the fandom itself or things that we should change….. 

                                      ————————–

I am/was in some fandoms, and I am/was “just one fan of many” like not really known in any of them for sth I do something for this fandom, not drawing not translating not subbing, and back then I was just one of these who kept asking others to translate and sub and get jealous over anything tiny thing and stuff…you know when I started being a k-pop fan back in 2006 until 2008 I was like that. Now I know why People started turning around and went their own path, away from the fandom…..they got annoyed because too many complaint and only want and not give. Some people will never change in that. 

I don’t look for fame….I don’t wann be like a god or sth to you, lol no,  I just wanna be helpful, useful and I wanna feel needed in this fandom, like all of us want to be. We are a family, so why all this hate, all this jealousy over silly things…fighting over couples and so on…..because this fandom is weak. I can’t do anything more than just being a help to others and I want others to feel the same happiness as I do feel when I am with L.O.V.Es. I want to make everyone feels inportant and needed and also that all fans are connected and thrust each others, love and care about each others, and be friendly with each others. I hope someday, L.O.V.Es will be a strong and most sweet and lovely fandom in this world. I want to erease the peoples hate in their heart so we all can be like that. 

Each L.O.V.E is important, each of us is needed, and each of us can help, everyone needs to know that - and everyone needs to understand that!

                              ———————————————-

Things like:

“Your Blog is the best”,

“You look fake like that”,

“You send yourself asks to get attention as well”,

“It’s unfair that you have so much money to send gifts to NU'EST!”

“NU'EST will never get as big as others”

“___’s drawings are the best”

“You are not useful to this fandom”

“You are the nicest”

“You do that for fame only!”

“You suck! You update too slow….there are better ones like_____ and ___ as you!”

“(couple) is real!”

“(couple) is not real- they are fake, ___ should take his hands of ___. ___ belongs to  ____ ”

“I hate (membername)!”

….and much more….

ARE THINGS THAT ARE NOT NEEDED TO BE SAID IN THIS FANDOM! 

These things hurt, and will people make angry, jealousy and they gonna start argumenting about silly things. Silly things - can also mean changes in NU'EST….Things we all know off, and actually as L.O.V.Es just should accept the way they are or rather should not spread hate and cause people to fuss and make people leave because it just HURTS! 

INCIDENTS THAT CAUSE(D) US BROKE APART:

== NU'EST-M and Jason

“ I won’t support Jason.”

“ I hate Jason”

“Jason can go back to china”

“Jason should die, he is ugly, he is dumb etc”

“I will support NU'EST, but not NU'EST M”

“I will come back to this fandom as soon as Jason disappeared and NU'EST will be back to 5”

== Ren and JR has a nose job!!!

(((The whole topic is just…….come on….seriously, first you make a elephant out of a mouse when you found out about Ren and his nose than you try to find anything about the other members as well….If you don’t know why Ren did a nose job…..theen why do you keep complaining? I know one of the main reason. If I had the money I had a nose job done already too, but Ren had a reason you know, so why hate him now?))

== NU'EST hair change

“They dyed JR’s hair to blond to get more popular than Ren”

((EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HECK?! =.= I dunno but…you seem to be only a Ren biased non k-pop fan right? Actually alot of groups change they hair with every comeback…from style to hair color!)

“Ren should cut his hair finally!”

== Just about NU'EST 

“NU'EST should go back to their old sytle of music!”

“They will never win an award!”

“NU'EST are just average - (other group) is better than them!”

“NU'EST can’t sing….!”

“I hate how Ren is so popular….”

“I don’t like how Ren is put in the middle and not JR as it used to!”

== About Couples

- sending couple fanarts to the members SNS

- asking Aron on MA about couples

- Baekren vs JRen shippers war

- Tell on other people/members not to touch the member because he would belong to ___. 

- Getting angry when others do not ship the same couple as yourself 

- getting too hyped about shipping and stuff and actually forget about the joy and the music

== Aron “Woman - Man” incident @ MA

((Not gonna talk about that again…we lost many fans through that incident..just i have no words for this that we most of L.O.V.Es actually made Aron suffer so much..it still hurts!))

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You see…..until now I collected some (sure there are more) incidents that make us fallen apart…slowly….one by one. Because we keep complaining…like about of everything….

As I’m one of these ones from L.O.V.Es who knows NU'EST since predebut and started being a NU'EST blog some time around their debut..I sure know everything and saw everything and lived along L.O.V.Es and so on.

I remember L.O.V.Es who were really active but then suddenly disappeared and never came back, not only fansites…who got annoyed by peoples behaviour and also by these who edited their fantaken photos even though not allowed and still some gave a warning and people still didn’t care..so they close down. Or these who actually did some amazing things for this fandom but didn’t really got what they hoped for and received complaints or just got used and didn’t feel loved here anymore.

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We sure have more good points, but let’s try to change the bad points first, we need to change, each of us. 

I want to point out things we really need to get rid off and things we need to do to archive these things I pointed out just before: 

I want to make everyone feels inportant and needed and also that all fans are connected and thrust each others, love and care about each others, and be friendly with each others. I hope someday, L.O.V.Es will be a strong and most sweet and lovely fandom in this world. I want to erease the peoples hate in their heart so we all can be like that.  ]

1. ACCEPT NU'EST THE WAY THEY ARE

{ Stop complaining about ‘going back to their old music style’ }

- I know we all loved FACE, it was they debut MV/song and it’s now one of the most viewed korean MVs. I guess most of k-pop fans know this song, and lots of non k-pop fans also watched it and were fond of the song and lyrics. But you know NU'EST tried to show us fans that they are able to show also other styles of them, they showed us their different sides by trying a new music style each comeback so they prove they are not only able to bring a dark themed song but also hyper cutely friendly or slowly romantic songs as well. They also improved they dancing skills and singing skills and they sure grew alot^^ I was always a noona to them (not to Aron tho) but I really felt like a noona to them at the beginning - but why do I feel like calling their oppas all of that sudden? lol I guess I am not the only one….

{ Accept any new hairstyles or haircolors they are trying }

- I can feel with many of you I guess when I say I felt like crying when Ren cut his hair shorter and dyed it brown/red last year….but I accepted it without even saying a word about it because our Baby never changed besides from his looks lol he is still him. The same with Aron~ 

- Also it’s totally normal for a k-pop artist/group to change their hairstyle and color pretty much withe very comeback so sure none of them can ever have forever their recent hairstyle lol and mostly it’s decited by their company who to have what style and color….(but i guess pledis is here little bit more open?)

{Don’t see everything so negative…. }

- If you already are saying NU'EST won’t win any award..saying they won’t be big as any other group…that hurts many of us fans….these things ..negative things are upsetting us, through we won’t loose hope, but they still are not nessesary to say right before their comeback.

- If you don’t like a song of them just don’t leave NU'EST and our L.O.V.E fandom! If you really love NU'EST and really are a L.O.V.E you would still support them, no matter what. 

- Also if you are saying your opinion about NU'EST, please be sure that you did a good research first….“NU'EST are boring..” ?  Then you sure need to watch their shows, and If you still think they are boring, then okay. Not everybody has to love NU'EST. But saying things about NU'EST that are not true or spreading your own opinion to make people not to like NU'EST is not the right way….

2.  WHAT WE NEED TO CHANGE ABOUT OURSELVES

{ Do everything as we get told by the members/staff }

- If Aron told you to stop spamming on MA,or if he says to stop asking about the comeback or sth…I think we should just do as he says don’t you? 

- “DO NOT EDIT!” If you see this, why do you still edit fantaken photos? Because of many people who edited fantaken photos, we already lost many of great NU'EST photographers….do you want the others to leave too? Actually I am happy that we seems to learn from that, not to edit, as I rarely see edits of fantakenphotos lately ^^

- DON’T REUPLOAD/Share on other sites : You may also see this lot of times…okay…my videos also got reuplaoded many times and I know you just wanna gain views with them…..okay, but it would be nice if you stop doing that. And also videos uplaoded on the official channel of NU'EST…why do you reuplaod these????? The more people watch on other accounts the less we get views on the official one! So - PLEASE DO NOT REUPLOAD NU'EST UPCOMING MV SEVERAL TIMES ON YOUTUBE! - please. Also about official japanese fanclub photos….don’t spread here or twitter as well. (I may write something about that topic later as well)

{ Be friendly with each other }

- Be friendly wherever you are to anybody (to anybody of L.O.V.E fandom and k-pop family), even if you are angry at the moment but hate wont help to erease hate you know~~ 

- spread love and try to be friends with anybody of the L.O.V.E fandom. If you want I would even make sth like a blog where L.O.V.Es look for penpal/mail friends worldwide, or L.O.V.Es who wanna find L.O.V.Es living in the same country ^^ You easiest way would be randomly sending L.O.V.Es an ask and talking with them to get to know each other. I am shy too, many as well, but as long as you are nice to each others nothing bad would happen ^^

- Don’t try to make some people feel unnessesary or lonely by ignoring and telling other blogs that they are the best. It just makes people sad and make the blogowners rivaling against each others by being the fast one to uplaod or sth.

{ Be thankful what we have and stop complaing about what not }

- TRANSLATORS /SUBS - 

It’s true, we don’t have much translators, but it would be nice to not keep on complaining about that none would like to translate and sub anything within a day….I don’t know how to explain it to you, but as a translator myself, I surely can tell that translating and subbing is not as easy as it seems to be. Especially if not korean or japanese is your motherlanguage, and you just learned by selfstudy. My korean is limited, I may understand lots but I really can’t form that into sentences - sentences that sound good even said in english. My japanese is limited as hell - for Kanji I still use a dictionary lol, i never really learned Kanji….besides that I only learned for 2 years when I was around 12-14. Also I do translate because I want to help you all, I want you to enjoy the same as me, that’s why I just even do this. I want us to be a family who shares everything with each other (if its not not allowed due rights).

And I think I speak for all k-pop fans who ever were/are in a subbing team or tranlate by themselves…it’s just a lot of work and alot of teamcooperation is needed to be a fast and good subbing team.

Some of you just keep complaing about slow subs, or not even subbed videos….um then I think the main reason would be …because nobody want to do help, or think they can’t (what’s for sure isn’t true), because everybody can help - you don’t need to know korean, chinese or japanese…you just need the will to help and also time. Just think about it, will you? ^^ And I am speaking of name of THENUEST  staff, Haru, ohmybusan (aka Lin), Zinz, Lei, and some other when I say we really would appreaciate if some just really offer their help, stop complaining and just support us.

- FANFICTIONS-

We are kinda lazy writers right? Indeed I am one lazy writer too….*sigh*

We kinda have not not so many as other groups…..well, let’s change that. There are actually some great fanfiction writers out there and also here in Tumblr, but let’s try to write more ffs ^^ Promise? I will uplaod mines this year as well (they are still in german..too lazy to translate in english OTL) But If anybody would just try, and share with us we all would appreaciate it ^^

{ Stop making feel NU'EST uneasy and to do things what you want them to do }

-  Sending our boys JREN, Minron, Baekmin, Baekren or any couple photoedit or fanart won’t help them in any way….instead they would feel uneasy. I don’t really know what you want to reach with that, but even if they really like each others they won’t be able to confess, and you can’t make them love each others in that way if they are just only really really good friends. Yeah I know, I talked alot about that couple thing in this Text, but you know that couple stuff really annoys me sometimes….

- When keep bothering Aron about his blond hair, his way of speaking about things, or anything else related tom our boys what they need change….I don’t really understand people who try so hard…..like what about Baekho loosing weight? Telling Ren to do this and that with his hair or keep telling him back then his nose would look like himalaya? They don’t need to change in any ways….they are as perfect as they are. They can do what they want! We sure can say our opinion but you may try to express it different….like “I like ___ better on him, because…” and not “Please brown, I hate blond dyed haired people, so I hate you now” ((This actually was an comment by someone under Aron’s IG photo….))

3.  DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN DO FOR THIS FANDOM & NU'EST

{ Buy their Albums }

- Do as much as you can by buying their albums! If you need help in any way, just go ask us other L.O.V.E, I doubt anybody would not wanna help you ^^

{ Watch their Videos / MV on the official YT Account }

- Also as I said before ..don’t reuplaod them again and again…. just to gain views :/ Just watch as much as you can, again and again.

{ Vote }

- Voting is really important, so when we have to vote for sth like mnet best album or sth, once again, let’s get together and be strong. We are small, but we are strong if we show our will. So this time we gonna make NU'EST be in TOP 3, if not winning #1! 

{ Projects }

- Go go join any projects by L.O.V.Es for L.O.V.Es or NU'EST. Even if it’s just saying 3 sentences to NU'EST, spending 1$ for a members birthday gift or video project, ANYBODY CAN HELP - so I wonder why not many help? Can you give me a reason for it? So this year, please let’s join as many projects as possible, the more than better ^^ 

{ Translate, Sub }

If you know korean, japanese, chinese, have good english skills, are skilled in encoding, subbing, or anything related to that, please try to help out, you may go ask me or THENUEST who is currently looking for staff~

{ Fanarts }

If you are skilled in drawing, than draw for us ^^ We would love to see your artwork ^^ And believe me, none would not wanna see it ^^ 

{ Edits, Gifs }

Are you able to make edits or gifts? Wow great, then show us please ^^ (Remember not to edit fantaken photos…!)

{ Fanvideos }

Can be anything - collections of cuts, FMV, Couple moments etc…I am really a fan of funny NU'EST videos lol cause these idiots never fail to make me laugh ^^

{ Fanfictions }

Are you a writer or just some skilled in writing and wann share with us your stories? Even if you are still unsure because you don’t think you are so good, please don’t hesitate to let us read~~~

{ Help }

If you can help in any way, support us fans or supprt NU'EST, just do so and don’t forget that we all are a family and we relate on each others.

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So, that was it…wow kinda reaaaa~~~~lllllly long text…o_O

I’m sorry(;_;) I didn’t expect it to write soo much…um..I just noticed that I took 4 hours to write that down………lol over 17000 letters….

Wonder if you really read that all..I guess not ;;

Well… [ Yours Rainb0wMiLLi, a hardcore L.O.V.E ]

glitterfeyrac  asked:

#this is all an analysis of how each character is as an employee but id love to go into more detail on stuff that happens on the job #and behind the scenes #wink wink (OH U SAUCY FOX) (TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE)

(follow up to movie theater au)

Oh man where do I even start there’s just. So much.

The candy cart is pretty big (fits five of each candy they have there) and when it’s empty Joly will sit or stand on it while Courfeyrac pushes it through the hallway as fast as he can

Courf gets lonely when he has to be the one to stay until one in the morning (when every last movie is done playing) to make sure everyone leaves, so he spams everyone with snapchats of empty theaters and empty hallways

Similar to the candy cart thing: There’s this thing called the tornado, sounds super cool but it’s pretty much a giant version of those small fake vacuums that you run across the carpet and it picks up just a few things. Anyways, it’s not uncommon to find Grantaire standing on it while Bahorel runs it through the hallway. It’s also not uncommon to find a manager glaring them down until they stop

Enjolras used to have a crush on Ferre, but then Ferre went on a date to the movies on a night Enjolras was working and got over him pretty quickly after that. It also had something to do with the new guy, Grantaire

anonymous asked:

Hi! Love your blog! I'm a Gruvia shipper but one thing that has always bothered me is how Gray never acts all blushy or flustered around Juvia when he sees her underwear or when she's half-naked or something? He always seems that way around Lucy or other women when that happens to them. I know it sounds really petty to be bothered about it but I still am anyways.

Hello, anon, and thank you! ^^

First of all, Gray really doesn’t get this way with other girls. To begin with, there were moments added like that in the anime that were NOT canon, so I’m going to stick to just the canon manga stuff and things we know Mashima had a personal hand in.

The only times we have seem him blush in the manga related to a physical attraction was Virgo’s panties being flashed as she protected Lucy from the same situation, his reaction to the FT waitresses new outfits when they got back from the TOH arc, him and Natsu blushing (and Gray calling her cute) when Erza fell in the pitfall during the Galuna island arc, and Natsu and Gray blushing during the hot springs scene at the end of the Sun Village arc, even though they were supposedly not interested lol. This just goes to show that Gray is a normal guy who finds attractive girls attractive.

And I don’t really think this is true about Gray and Juvia at all. You know why? Because we’ve never seen Gray put into such a situation with Juvia. He has never seen her in her underwear or half-naked. In fact, she is notorious for being OVERLY dressed almost all the time. At most he’s seen her in a bathing suit, and in the 4th OVA (which we know Mashima worked on) she was in a revealing Yukata/robe thing, and she boobed him, and he immediately reacted. And we know through Mira (aka Mashima) that Gray was specifically trying to peek on Juvia in the hot springs before the GMG got under way.

In fact, if anything, Gray gets WAY MORE blushy/flustered with Juvia, and over perfectly normal things, like eating the bread she made him, or when Juvia suggested they go on the “love-love slider” together, or when he wore the scarf she made for him in the 413 Days special, and later on again in that same special when he was apologizing to her. And of course, when he accidentally groped her when they first met, he flipped out and blushed like crazy before letting go.

So, my point is, not only does Juvia fluster Gray in many ways, but she has done it far more often than any other girl. And if Gray ever DOES get into a position with a half-naked Juvia, well, considering his known interest in wanting to see her like that, and the fact that Juvia being scantily clad is a rarity in and of itself, I’d say his reaction to her is likely to be very satisfying indeed. ^-^