lol me haha

My grandmother only goes and tells me the other day that before she met my grandfather she used to do the sex chat line though 😂

No wonder she wasn’t bothered when the topic of sugar babies popped up on the news a few months ago came up. She only tells me to go and do it 🙈 I thought she was joking! Maybe she was but good god!

Shes ace though haha

The battle that won my heart. Thank you Team Chrom and Team Ephraim for that amazing Round 2!!

ok, now this one’s the last one (im from new jersey, so i had to haha)

bonus at the end cos it’s coincidentally been a year since yesterday ;)


The Beard Sequel has arrived
You guys know Chris is Full Chop Bald now right





Multiples Bonuses because I cannot stop:


@thisshouldbegayer and I just began a mermaid AU, and I don’t know where it’s going, but this is how it started.


some self indulgent yooran for my deprived self

my nayme is Deen
in al the lande
no grayter dood
than bruthr Sam
and wen he falls
but is not ded

i hold his face
i lik his hed

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