lol lol lol lol no

*internal Scooby monologue*

“Hey. Gang. Hey. Look at this.”

“No, over here. Look. Seriously.”

“See? It’s the Scooby Snacks that we need to touch to escape this virtual world. Same as all the previous levels.”

“Grab it, and we’re done here. Just grab it.”

“No, seriously, I don’t have opposable thumbs, it’s way harder for me. Could one of you just–… wait, what are you looking at?”

“Oh. A shark way off in the distance. Cool. I guess the whole gang can hear long-distance sharks underwater now.”

“You know It’s like 30 feet away, right? Just grab the Scooby Snacks and we’ll be teleported out of here.”

“I… what are you doing? You can literally just– oh, for the love of….”

“FINE! Fine. Here, I got them. Now we’ll fade away, and teleport to safety at the last possible second.”

“Sheesh. If you want some done right, you have to Scooby-Dooby-do it yourself.”

So in less than 2 months as a solo artist Harry has released a single that debuted at #1 and #4 in the UK and US respectively, performed on Saturday Night Live to positive reviews, was profiled for the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, sold out his first world tour in less than 30 seconds, made guest appearances on Graham Norton and the Today Show, released a music video that now has over 23 million views, did a four night residency on The Late Late Show which produced a Carpool Karoake segment that’s gone viral (it’s still trending #16 after 3 days), has released an album to critical acclaim that is now #1 in both the UK and US and broke a Nielsen record in the process, racked up more than 272 million streams on Spotify and Youtube, and has performed a concert at the Troubadour. With. Stevie. Nicks.

Seems like things are going pretty well?