lol kidding about that last one

i wonder if one day when Jack is just lounging about in the Haus on his Kindle, reading an article on WWI history, and Bitty is in the kitchen heating up leftovers, Holster and Ransom will walk in from class and see this and chirp “Dude, domestic much. Do you guys have your future kids’ names picked out too? lol” 

Bitty’s face will redden and he’ll roll his eyes, ready to retort that he’s barely even being domestic by microwaving last night’s dinner, but Jack won’t even look up as he says absently, still half-focused on his article, “Yeah. Charlotte if it’s a girl and Jaime if it’s a boy. Maybe Richard, too, but I have to ask Bits about that.”

Holster, Ransom, and Bitty will kind of just stand there, slack-jawed, until Jack looks up and he’s like, “Why is everyone looking at me what did I say.”  

my favorite part about stranger things is that one scene in the first episode where dustin brings the last slice of pizza to nancy’s room and is all like “hey you want it?” because at first i was like. here we go. we gotta deal with the trope of a kid having a crush on his friend’s older sister now again. oh joy.

but no. no that’s not what happened at all. he doesnt have a crush on her. it turns out dustin genuinely just wanted to know if nancy wanted the last slice of pizza because he’s just a nice kid. i love him.

Movie Theater Revenge

This just happened last night.

So I’m a high school senior and I work at my local movie theater. I get a lot of rude customers, and for the most part I let it roll off my back, but for some reason this one really got me. Anyways, I’m walking down the hallway, broom and dustpan in hand, sweeping up popcorn. This group of about 5 kids, each probably like 15-16 years old, approaches me. As they pass me, the girl in the middle grabs a handful of popcorn and throws it at my feet saying: “you missed one” and then walks away laughing like a fucking bitch.

As far as rudeness goes this wasn’t even that bad. I’ve had people scream in my face or just straight up insult me. Maybe it was just that this was my 7th hour of that shift, but I was really fucking angry (on the inside, I didn’t give the little bitch a reaction, which I’m sure she was hoping for).

I can tell by the direction that they’re walking that they’re going to see “Unfriended,” a shitty horror movie, but more importantly, rated R. Normally I don’t really give a shit if kids sneak into movies, I’ll only ask for tickets if my manager asks me to or is watching. Today however, I felt extra motivated to go check tickets so I turn around and walk quickly over to the auditorium’s door (luckily the group was walking slow). I stand there, arms crossed, while one of the kids reaches for the door. They only open it about an inch before I push it closed and say “tickets and ID, please.”

I get the usual fumbling around in purses, huffing and complaining from these little shits but I hold strong. Eventually after like 3 minutes of them trying to make excuses they pull out their Paul Blart Mall Cop tickets, like I’m actually going to let them in, LOL.

As they turn around to leave, I put on the biggest, customer-satisfaction smile I can make and say: “enjoy Paul Blart!” I then guard that movie for the next hour, just to make sure they didn’t come back.

TL;DR: Be a fucking bitch? No shitty horror movie for you.

The child factory

Friend: I swear, they’re like rabbits. (Talking about her OC and Jacob).

Me: yeah, this is why one of my friend’s character had 8 kids.

Friend: EIGHT?? Geez, if these two have that many, I could see them rushing to give Jacob a hug when he walks in.

Me: DOG PILE ON DADDY! 😋

Chemistry

I’m literally so busy rn lmao so here’s an old draft of mine
It’s p dumb but idk I like it lol
Hope you guys like this!
I’ll try to post the last request soon xx

Title: Chemistry
Pairing: Johnny Storm x Reader
Summary: Tutoring Johnny in chem, because obviously Johnny can’t do science
Word Count: 1,202
Warnings: Nothing lol…unless you have bad memories of chem

Your name: submit What is this?

            You weren’t the least bit surprised when Johnny Storm came up to you for help on Chemistry. Every day, he would complain about nearly failing the class, whereas you were passing with solid A’s. Poor kid was close to death. 

           "Can you help with just one test?“ he begged as you opened your locker. 

           "One test?” you asked, not trusting him at all. 

           You and Johnny weren’t exactly friends. You were acquaintances, sharing around half of your classes, but not to the point where you would actively seek out each other’s company. The fact that Johnny was saying anything more than a “hello” to you right now was a shock.

           "Okay maybe not one test,“ he admitted. "But can you just help me out here? Sue will kill me if I fail.”

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@itsybitsylemonsqueezy tagged me in a thing and since I’m avoiding doing things I should be doing I will do the thing

1. Are you named after someone?
Christmas shrubbery.

2. When was the last time you cried?
Had a good cry watching The Path last night. Then again a few hours later thinking about it. That episode ruined me.

3. Do you like your handwriting?
I have the handwriting of a nine year old so not really. No offense @any nine year olds who may be reading (go to bed).

4. What is your favorite lunch meat?
It’s not something I have that often but… turkey breast I guess?

5. Do you have kids?
lol no

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
I watched this movie recently where everyone’s doubles started showing up and this one girl just ended up alone in a room cuddling with hers and I have never related to anything more. So… yeah… but just because no one understands what a pathetic mess in need of cuddles I am better than me.

7. Do you use sarcasm?
Never

8. Do you still have your tonsils?
Yes

9. Would you bungee jump?
Yeah no I can manufacture anxiety just fine on my own thanks

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal?
Raisin Bran Crunch

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
I wear my combat boots like 99% of the time and they have a little side zipper but tbh half the time i just pull them right on without bothering so… no.

12. Do you think you’re a strong person?
Physically? no. Emotionally? lol no

13. What is your favorite ice cream?
Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Therapy is pretty fab

14. What is the first thing you notice about people?
Whether or not they are a dragon

15. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?
Just… so many.

16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?
Blue butterfly print pajama pants, no shoes

17. What are you listening to right now?
The wind whooshing through the trees

18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
void

19. Favorite smell?
hyacinth, cedar, citrusy things

20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
my mom

21. Favorite sport to watch?
basketball

22. Hair color?
reddish

23. Eye color?
hazelish

24. Do you wear contacts?
nah

25. Favorite food to eat?
potatoes, cheese, potatoes with cheese

26. Scary movies or comedy?
scary

27. Last movie you watched?
doctor strange

28. What color of shirt are you wearing?
gray bathrobe

29. Summer or winter?
they can both get fucked. spring/autumn 5ever

30. Hugs or kisses?
kisses are nice but hugs are the best. just crush my body with your body pls

31. What book are you currently reading?
Lillian Boxfish Takes a Walk

32. Who do you miss right now?
:\

33. What is on your mouse pad?
I have one tucked away somewhere with Van Gogh’s almond blossoms on it but I don’t really have a use for it with my macbook so…

34. What is the last TV program you watched?
Crazy Ex Girlfriend

35. What is the best sound?
Mads Mikkelsen’s voice

36. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?
The Doors

37. What is the furthest you have ever traveled?
Rome

38. Do you have a special talent?
I am very good at making myself discontented

39. Where were you born?
Cornfield I mean Ohio

tagging @xoxoemynn @cups-of-tea-and-history @anavolena @granpappy-winchester @sherlocks-freebitch @meowdejavu @defilerwyrm @lovecrimecat @bakasara @fragile-teacup anddddd whoever else feels like wasting a bit of time :P

the-outsiders-slut  asked:

🌟😘🐼

🌟 - what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!)

Aghhhh um, (I hate these type of questions I never know what to say lol) I like my hair color, I can make my friends laugh, and I can also relate to a lot of different people, I guess????

😘 - talk about your crush or partner

So his name is Tom Cruise -

lol but actually I don’t really have a crush atm but the last crush I had was this guy in one of my classes and he was really witty, but not like mean, and he was really cute so ya he also liked old movies and old movie music/music in general so?? :)

🐼 - if you could meet anyone, who would it be and why?

Donald Trump so I can kick his balls

Just kidding even though I hate Trump I would probably go meet Tom Cruise if I was ever given the choice lol I feel like he would have a lot of cool stories to tell

Originally posted by gifsfortc

Episode 4: On Beginning, Middles and Ends

The gheyness intensified and it threw all of us off axis but wow the feels in this episode also had to step its game up and slap the fandom on what this series is all about (what wasn’t this a story of how Yuri and Viktor fell in love lol I kid). It was really the last minute of the episode which punched me in the gut.

This season means so much. It’s a beginning, it’s a middle, and it’s an end.

For Yurio, it’s the BEGINNING of his senior career in the sport. Like Yakov said, he’s been complacent as there was no one who could outbest him. But he saw how Yuuri skated. Yuuri beat him before their idol’s eyes. So for Yurio, this is where he shows just how he’s matured. Also, I like how Yakov commented on him being away from Yurio. Yes. Yurio cannot live in Viktor’s shadows forever. He’s idolised him for so long that what he wanted more than anything was for Viktor to choreograph his debut in the senior division. So him taking the path of being a ‘prima ballerina’ of the ice skating world, it’s a deviation from a path where probably, he wouldn’t be able to discover what his own skating is.

And then this. These were the scenes that really got me RIP ME IT HAD TO GO ALONG WITH A SCENE OF VIKTOR SKATING:

Cause this is the reality. When figure skaters skate on ice, the moment looks so beautiful and eternal but the amount of training they had to undergo the wounds and injuries they have to taste to make those spins and jumps so easy this sport isn’t really fancy.

Viktor will eventually retire. Yes, Viktor has achieved so much perfection, and with perfection comes the question of what comes next? So yeah, for Viktor, it’s the ’MIDDLE’. Whatever happens amidst this season will determine his career. Retirement? Continue competing? We’ll have to wait.

Finally, Yuri. Oh god, LEMME TALK ABOUT THESE SCENES

LOOK AT HIM AND HIS HANDS HE’S PRAYING AND I COULDN’T HELP BUT PICTURE AN AU WHERE VIKTOR’S DAYS OF LIVING ARE NUMBERED AND THEY SPEND EACH SECOND TRYING TO SAVOUR THEIR LOVE

Time is running for Yuri. He knows it more than anyone. For this, he has to give it his all and battler his no. 1 enemy: his self. He has to get that confidence. He has to get it right this time. He has to make this his most memorable season. He now has Viktor by his side and he can’t afford to waste all those trainings. All these pressure he has to battle–Viktor’s right. Yuuri is no weakling. Which is why I’m just so loaded with feels my heart might as well do 100000 quads because for Yuuri, this is his ’FINAL’.


But well, when you put it all together. A beginning. A middle. A final.

It all makes a story. Of finding confidence, the self and chasing dreams.

Which eventually becomes a history.

anonymous asked:

That Solange article is from May of last year. Now I don't know much about algebra or pregnancy but based on my calculations, I don't think it's true lol. I do hope one day it is. I want to see Solo slay some preggo looks. TBH, I didn't think Bey would be pregnant again before Solo. I remember Solo saying she wanted 8 kids while Bey was still talking about how scary her nephew's birth was, of course this was when Julez was 2 and way before Blue. Funny how life goes.

Wow! Thanks for clearing that up! After looking through her Instagram I was wondering why no one was congratulating her, lol! But damn, 8 kids!?!? 😂

More About Me Tag

Tagged by @jungkookies-babygirl foreverrrrr ago omg. Thank you for tagging me lovely!

Name: Susie ^.^

Single or taken: Single, keeping that ring finger open for my sunflower bby (@jung hoseok that’s u)

crushes: Tbh as far as legitimate crushes go I haven’t had one since I was like 10 lmao

favorite color: I’ve really been feeling light pink and mint green lately

married: To Hobi, as far as I’m concerned lol

want kids?: Yes, but veeeeery far in the future

zodiac sign: Cancer~

last drink: Water

glasses: I have them, probably going to transfer over to contacts soon

makeup or no?: I love makeup omg i spend way too much money on it

cats or dogs: Depends on the type of doggg like a golden retriever or a german shepherd or a st. bernard will take my heart on sight

evil or good: Rationally, good

fave sport: I watch football

favorite animal: Tbh I used to be v picky w them but now… I really like them all

do you have any haters: I mean, in real life? Yeah, def. but not online as far as I’m aware.

funny or nah: I pretend to be

apple or Samsung: I tried apple, I really did, but I went back to Samsung within a week

smart: Im doInG My Bes T

I tag: @viralvernon @indreamkayleen @kangyebin @dammithoshi aaaaand whoever wants to do it

Their child looking distinctly like Takano despite being adopted!!!! Takano being that parent everyone thinks is the hot single dad who’s casual friend (Ritsu) occasionally picks up his kid from school when Takano is at work. Takano making fun lunches for their kid!!! All the school teachers crushing hard on Takano, Onodera being mildly jealous of it but relieved that Takano seems oblivious to the women. Them raising a happy well-adjusted kid who loves their parents and brags about their lunch and smiles big when they see either of them. Onodera accidentally forgetting their kid at school ONE TIME and Takano never ever letting it go.

‘get to know me’ tag

I was tagged by @jimins-nose thank you! <3

  • Are you named after anybody?

Kinda? I mean, I have biblical names (María José) so I guess so?

  • When was the last time you cried?

Two nights ago? Maybe? I’m not sure actually…

  • Do you like your handwriting?
Nope.
  • What’s your favourite lunch meat?

Ham, I think.

  • Do you have kids?

Nope.

  • If you were another person would you be friends with you?

I think so, yeah.

  • Do you use sarcasm?

Sometimes.

  • Fav cereal?  

Don’t have one :/

  • Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

I do.

  • Do you think you are a strong person?

Physically? lol no. Mentally? A bit. Emotionally? Kinda.

  • Favourite ice cream flavour?

Anything chocolate.

  • 1st thing you notice about people?

Eyes.

  • Red or pink?

Red.

  • The physical thing you like the least about yourself?

Hips and thighs.

  • What colour are your pants and shoes now?

Black and white shorts and no shoes.

  • Last thing you ate?

M&M’s.

  • What are you listening to right now?

“Tragedy+Time”, Rise Against.

  • What crayon best represents your personality?

I don’t know?

  • Fav smell?
Books. Old and new ones.
  • Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

My mom.

  • Fav sport to watch?

None.

  • Hair colour?

Black.

  • Eye colour?

Dark brown.

  • Scary movies or comedies?

None. But if I had to choose, then scary, I guess.

  • Last movie you watched?
Prisoners(2013)
  • Summer or winter?

Winter.

  • Hugs or kisses?

I don’t really like any of those two but hugs?

  • Fav food?

Pastas and soups and anything potato.

  • Book you’re reading?

"The Song of Achilles”, by Madeline Miller. im dying ;-;

  • Last TV show you watched?

I’m watching Brooklyn99 lately (thank you @celadonflowers <3)

  • Fav sound?
Rain.
  • Who do you miss right now?

My best friend.

  • Rolling stones or Beatles?

Rolling Stones.

  • Farthest you’ve ever travelled?

Guanacaste, Costa Rica.

  • Where were you born?

San José, Costa Rica.

  • Special talent?

I write.

Thank you again for tagging me!! And if you read all of this, thank you for reading!! <3

anonymous asked:

True to form, because people weren't shouting "Gwen" after every question B reads at the BSers lounge (san diego), B happily and of his own volition brought up not only G but her entire family when answering one of the Qs which wasn't even related! IIRC he talked about when G and her whole family were in OK and they were burning brush on his land. He can't help himself that way LOL.

Ha! I haven’t had a choice to watch any Periscopes of that particular Lounge yet, unfortunately, but that’s kind of hilarious. Can we keep that going… Casual, unprompted mentions (like Gwen unnecessarily stating the kids went to the Kid’s Choice last year when Blake hosted) are my absolute favourite, no lie.

WOW holy crap I got tagged by @kaomojikun thanks

Star sign: Scorpio

Height: 5′7″ I believe? (I don’t know much about the American measuring system I’m 168 cm)

Last thing I Googled: “when was nailpolish invented”

Favourite music: Indie shit and lofi hiphop

Favourite artist/band: Dude Joji af (And Tin Hat kinda)

Last movie I watched: Rogue One (I don’t know anything about Star Wars please don’t confront me about it)

Last TV show I watched: I’m watching South Park right now lmao it’s the creek episode it’s pretty good okay don’t judge me

What I’m wearing right now: A Minecraft shirt. That’s it. You’d think I’m kidding but nope.

When I created my blog: Dude who fuckin knows like just short of a year ago I think? I have the worst perception of time lol

Do I have another blog?: Yeah I have a shitton but NO ONE MUST KNOW

Do I get asks regularly?: No because I’m not famous enough (please send me asks I’m so lonely)

Why did I choose my URL?: I’ve been using it for a while lol. I think it came to me while I was making a fuckin minecraft youtube channel and I wanted to be an LDShadowlady copy so I was like “huh marshmallow fluff is cute right” so I just switched the words around but I ended up liking the name so here it is

Anyway I tag @marryx79 @emmixart and uhh @tigeraiacaramello because they binge my blog a lot and I don’t know anyone else who can tolerate me.

anais-ninja-blog replied to your post “I’m just so happy ‘Ghost Brothers’ is back, no kidding, I missed them.”

So, I watched this show for the first time last night. And the one guy had a shirt on that said, “NEVER SOLD DOPE,” and I was just like, “is that something ghosts are concerned about?”

lol he was concerned about cops if I remember correctly, only meeting white people in the south I can understand his motivation (Marcus is my fav, that episode where his wife calls him is GOLD)