lol just kidding i can't even think of where to start

annabeth chase who:
  • hasn’t read a book for fun in years because aside from lack of motivation, the swimming letters and jumbled words makes it hard for her to enjoy it
  • suffers from short-term memory loss — she’ll walk into a room and forget why she went there, or she’ll go into a book to fact-check something and can’t recall why she’s even flipping through the pages a minute later. sometimes she can’t remember whether she ate breakfast or not.
  • constantly misplaces her things, which is a result of her being disorganized — like shoving an assignment into the wrong binder when she’s in a hurry or can’t be bothered, or taking her phone into the kitchen and somehow finding it in the food pantry 20 minutes later
  • can’t keep her room clean for more than a few days before it’s a mess again, cluttered with textbooks and sketchpads and clothing littering the floor and shoved into the corners
  • never fails to procrastinate on her assignments, no matter how small. you could give her a whole year and she would still wait till the last minute
  • has trouble staying focused and often loses her train of thought — she could be giving a meticulously thought out explanation on something she’s passionate about and just completely go blank
  • will stare at the pages of her stupid textbook with tears of frustration in her eyes, silently begging herself to just focus because this reading was supposed to have been done weeks ago, but no matter how hard she tries the text on the page won’t stop jumping around
  • goes days and days without brushing/washing her hair and wears the same clothes for a whole week
  • becomes anxious and irritable at small things like a ticking clock or the beeping sound the smoke detector makes when its battery needs to be changed
  • gets sudden bursts of inspiration to start a completely new project at the most inappropriate times, like during an important lecture or at 1 am when she should be writing an essay that’s due the next morning.
  • because of this she ends up with a lot of incomplete works-in-progress and half-assed assignments
  • absolutely despises school and gets anxiety thinking about going back to class come sunday night
  • pretends to embrace the fact that people think she is “scary” and “intimidating” but after years of hearing it becomes very insecure — she wishes she were the first person to come to peoples’ minds when they think of someone nice and friendly.
  • is constantly insecure and ashamed of herself because she’s supposed to be debunking that stupid ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype but wonders if she’s only encouraging it when she looks back at her slip-ups/flubs during conversations and small mistakes on tests and terrible first impressions she’s made and every single impulsive decision she made that went wrong and— what kind of Athena kid is she?
The Three List | Barry & Iris | Script Fic
  • Barry: Hey, Iris?
  • Iris: Yeah, hun?
  • Barry: Do you remember when you were with Eddie & you told me about your 3's list?
  • Iris: My 3's list?
  • Barry: Yeah, you know, three guys you could cheat on Eddie with.
  • Iris: *snorts* oh, right. My 3 list.
  • Barry: You don't still HAVE that, do you?
  • Iris: *blinks* What?
  • Barry: Your 3 list. Do you still have it?
  • Iris: Uh...probably somewhere. Why?
  • Barry: *clears throat* I was just wondering if Oliver was still on it.
  • Iris: *smirks & crawls over to him* Babe, you know that's not a serious thing, right?
  • Barry: what do you mean?
  • Iris: *laughs* even if Oliver had given my fangirl self the time of day when I was with Eddie, I wouldn't have slept with him.
  • Barry: *blinks* you wouldn't have?
  • Iris: *laughs* Who do you think I am, Bear? You think 'he's on my three list!' would've sufficed if Eddie had caught us in bed together?
  • Barry: *blushes fiercely* No, I guess not.
  • Iris: *cups face* Babe, you've got nothing to worry about. *kisses him* You're the only one I want.
  • Barry: *after many kisses & sweet nothings whispered* But is Oliver still--
  • Iris: *rolls eyes & gets off him* oh, for crying out loud.
  • Barry: Wait, Iris, I didn't mean-
  • Iris: You most certainly did. *starts to walk away*
  • Barry: *panics* Iris-
  • Iris: Calm down. I'll be right back. *dashes up the stairs & comes back 10 minutes later* Found it!
  • Barry: *shifts towards her, eyes wide* What did you... *spots piece of paper she's holding* Oh.
  • Iris: *hands paper over* Take a look for yourself.
  • Barry: *scans list of names & frowns* He's still on it.
  • Iris: Mhmm.
  • Barry: This doesn't make me feel any better, Iris.
  • Iris: *crosses arms* that's the original list. I only updated it once, a couple months after I'd moved in with Eddie.
  • Barry: *still frowning* where's that one?
  • Iris: *makes circling motion with her finger*
  • Barry: *checks the other side* This one looks pretty much the same. I don't see-- *jaw drops*
  • Iris: *starts to grin* See something you like, hun?
  • Barry: Am...Am I...? *squeaks*
  • Iris: *nods* Mhmm.
  • Barry: I'm in the number 2 spot!
  • Iris: That's one above Oliver, I believe.
  • Barry: *still gawking* I don't understand.
  • Iris: *comes & sits next to him on the couch* After you told me how you felt when I was with Eddie, I had a lot of feelings that I didn't know how to deal with. Then when Eddie got all secretive on me I started thinking about you even more, and how my best friend would NEVER keep secrets from me the way my boyfriend was doing.
  • Barry: *winces* sarcasm is warranted.
  • Iris: in the past. *waves it off*
  • Barry: *swallows hard & nods*
  • Iris: That night when I came back to my dad's & you were there reassuring me, I felt like that was a safe place to put them. My feelings for you.
  • Barry: On your 3 list?
  • Iris: *nods* On my 3 list.
  • Barry: Did Eddie ever see it?
  • Iris: *laughs* Are you kidding? If Eddie had seen the updated version, he would've figured out what was up right away, even before I did.
  • Barry: And what was up?
  • Iris: *smiles & gently kisses him* I was in love with my best friend.
  • Barry: *has warm fuzzies* Iris...
  • Iris: So, you can keep that if you like. Oliver's name is still on it - BENEATH yours though. I don't have a need for it anymore. I haven't looked at it until today in over two years.
  • Barry: Yeah?
  • Iris: *nuzzles & kisses* yeah. You're all I want, Bear. If I can't have you, there's no one else I want. Not even a one night stand with a celebrity.
  • Barry: *smiles*
  • Iris: Do YOU have a 3 list? *raises eyebrows*
  • Barry: WHAT? *squeaks*
  • Iris: You heard me.
  • Barry: Iris.
  • Iris: BARRY.
  • Barry: *sighs & then laughs* I have a 1 list.
  • Iris: *eyebrow furrow* What's a 1 list?
  • Barry: *pulls out wallet & digs out tiny scrap of paper inside & hands it to her* Same thing as a 3 list. Except mine only has 1 name on it.
  • Iris: *jaw drops when she reads it* I'M the only name on your 3 list??
  • Barry: *grins & pulls her close* Yep.
  • Iris: But of all he gorgeous celebrities, even SCIENCE NERDS, you only chose--
  • Barry: You're the only one I've wanted since the day that I met you.
  • Iris: *teary-eyed* Barry...
  • Barry: Getting a chance with you? 10 times better than any hook up with ANY celebrity.
  • Iris: *sighs contently & kisses him* I love you, Barry Allen.
  • Barry: I love you, Iris West.
  • Iris: *nuzzles & pulls away after a while* So what are you going to do with my 3 list?
  • Barry: Give it back to you. *hands it over* You decide what to do with it.
  • Iris: *grins* Mmk. *pecks him in the cheek, stands up & heads to the roaring fireplace*
  • Barry: Wait, Iris, what are you doing?! *speeds over*
  • Iris: Getting rid of it. I don't need it anymore.
  • Barry: Well, maybe you should keep it. You know, as a keepsake.
  • Iris: *eyes him suspiciously* Why do you want it?
  • Barry: *I* don't want it. It's yours. I gave it back to you. So you--
  • Iris: BARRY.
  • Barry: *swallows* I mean, you ranked me ABOVE Oliver, so...
  • Iris: OHMYGOD. *rolls eyes & shoves it into his hand* You keep it. It'll be YOUR keepsake. *walks back to the couch & sits down*
  • Barry: It's not really MINE, so--
  • Iris: *gives him THE LOOK* one more word, Barry, and I WILL throw it to the flames. Not even your superspeed will stop me.
  • Barry: *nods & swallows* Right. *tucks paper into pocket & comes to sit next to her* So...
  • Iris: *raises eyebrow*
  • Barry: Now what?
  • Iris: *irritation fades away & she pulls him close, kissing him* Now I get some one-on-one time with #2 on my 3 list.
  • Barry: *pulls back after a few kisses* I thought you just said--
  • Iris: I swear to God, Barry, if you don't just kiss me--
  • Barry: *speeds them up their bedroom, drops her on the bed & takes off t-shirt, then hovers over her & kisses her, lingering*
  • Iris: *moans* Don't tell my boyfriend about this. He'll be extremely jealous.
  • Barry: *restrains groan* On my life. *mutters & kisses her again*
  • ...
  • A/N: Just did (as of 4/2/17) a bit of an edit, b/c I watched the 1.08 scene & realized it's actually called a 'three' list, not a 'threes' list. So I changed all those & added a short line to something Iris said early on.

anonymous asked:

So this is probably crack and all but i'm thinking about modern au where no one's evil and eren finally introduces mikasa to zeke. he refrained to do it before cause zeke is the kind of brother who just /can't/ keep his mouth shut lol

Well, nonnie pie, you came to the right person!

I have thought about what kind of role Zeke would play in Eren’s life in Modern AUs, and this can go several ways tbh! Let’s say, maybe, before Grisha met Carla there was Dina: his high school love. Right? So on their prom night they do the do and Dina discovers she’s pregnant but she never tells Grisha because A) They’re going to college on opposite sides of the country and B) They are broken up by this point.

And maybe Grisha meets Carla in college. Bada bing, bada boom, Eren is born four years later after Carla graduates ( meanwhile Grisha is still going for his doctorate, so naturally he’s gonna be in school longer ). Everything is peaches and cream.

Uuuntil Zeke turns 18 and Dina can’t stop her son from looking for his biological father, who has been absent all his life and knows nothing of his existence. By then, Eren is around 14 years old, so their age difference is cut a lot shorter than their canon counterparts.

So you can imagine Eren’s confusion when he answers the door one day and finds this dude who oddly resembles his own dad. There’s an automatic connection the day they meet, but Zeke is more aware of it than Eren is. Being more of the think-before-you-speak one of the two, Zeke is a bundle of emotions that explode when Grisha intervenes with an oblivious and patient, “Can I help you, son?”

Zeke replies, “Yeah, yeah you can…father.

Aaaand cue Carla dropping a glass in the kitchen.

Meanwhile Eren’s all, “Who the hell is this kid and why is he calling you father?” Yeah. The fourteen year old referring to the eighteen year old as a kid. But he doesn’t say this out loud. He’s actually too busy racing back to the kitchen to help Carla because instinct, y’know?

As for Mikasa…

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Since you know Winner more than me (i am quite new to the fandom) can you please explain how you perceive Lee freaking Seughoon?!? haha i am serious! It's just that I can't understand him, his personality... WHY? Lol thanks

It’s true that I’ve been in the fandom since the beginning but often times I still feel like there’s so much to them that I don’t know (and will never know). But since you asked, where do I start?? (Also the warmest welcome to the fandom!!! I’ve been really proud and super happy for the boys with all the new Incles coming in!!)

When I think of Seunghoon I think of sunshine and flowers blooming in spring (god I’m about to get really sappy forgive me). This kid has a heart of pure gold, always thinking of others before himself.  He was always so sorry for their hiatuses and had endless things tucked under his sleeves for Incles during the Winner drought to make up for it (like SeungSeung/WINWIN TV and Maetamong’s dating simulation app for example). All he did was apologize despite having done more than enough with what he could manage when we didn’t get to see much of Winner back then. Even when he injured his back, Seunghoon apologized and felt like he was to blame. I mean he probably busted his back working and practicing with blood, sweat and tears 24/7 for us and still felt sorry? Not to mention he still performed during their Exit tour when he could barely walk properly. I think it’s safe to say that Seunghoon is Inner Circle’s biggest fan and no.1 boyfriend. 

The members always poke fun at him, saying how he’s stingy and shameless and it hasn’t changed a bit since they met him. But then I see Seunghoon cook all these homemade meals ready for the members to eat when they come home, always blessing us with boyfriend photos of the members (this is important), he just gives back in a different way, you know? 

Seunghoon is weirdly witty, loud (I can already hear his nasally screech lol), and isn’t afraid to throw shade and call people out (the way he dragged Mino out for full on making out with the actress for his exit teaser trailer when the script only said a simple kiss lol) but he is the most humble human being. I mean, 

“I wasn’t born with anything. My weapon is hard work and determination.” - Lee Seung Hoon

Originally posted by lionbbusan

Which brings us to the talent we all know him for. He’s got quite a knack for dancing, doesn’t he? Seunghoon dances with his soul and you can feel it, he’s passionate and the members admire him for this. Seungyoon praised him for choreographing Fool in under five hours and worked until late at night to the point where Seungyoon felt sorry for not being able to do much. 

He’s sharp tongued and doesn’t hold back when he’s expressing himself (mostly in a playful, teasing way) that’s why I feel like he surprises us when he confesses the most heartfelt things especially recently. Seunghoon admitted that he still dreams of Nam Taehyun and how in his dreams that Winner is still five, how his conscience says that they are still five. How his message in the recent MelOn radio Winner Wonderland made the members cry, how he wished that the Winner members become long life companions not in just 5 years time, but in 50 and more. 

Ah I rambled, I’m sorry :’) but I hope this helped in some way or another and I’m sorry this took me a while. I just knew the minute I read your message, I’ll be writing something long! Thank you for supporting Seunghoon and the rest of WINNER, please continue to love them for a very long time! 

Tag that I can't find the name of~
  • Who was the one to propose: Ikkaku. Very awkwardly. Yumichika felt bad, so he said yes even though it wasn’t as romantic as he’d anticipated.

  • Who stressed more over wedding planning: Yumichika. He had to make sure that all of Ikkaku’s favorite booze was at the bachelor party, after all. And of course all the flower and color coordination and shit for their vows.

  • Who decorated the house: Yumichika tries, but Ikkaku often breaks things and leaves clothes everywhere. Does that count as decorations?

  • Who does the cooking: They both do. Ikkaku helps when it’s something to do with meat, but he is useless otherwise. Yumichika still doesn’t understand how Ikkaku could possibly burn rice.

  • Who is more organized: Yumichika. I think it’s basically canon that Yumichika does all the squad paperwork.

  • Who initiates bedroom fun: Yumichika. I like to think that even after so many years, Yumichika still likes to flirt with Ikkaku and use his wiles to lure him into bed.

  • Who suggested kids first: If they ever had kids, it would probably be Ikkaku to bring it up. I know what you’re thinking: ’What? They already have Yachiru, and Ikkaku is totally pissed at her all the time’      If one of them was going to suggest that they adopt a kid, it would still probably be Ikkaku, because Yumichika would never ask Ikkaku to do something like that even if he wanted a kid really bad. You know how Yumichika is with guarding secrets, he’d probably think that Ikkaku would hate the idea and thus would never speak up. Ikkaku would bring it up, probably after some horrible accident or midlife crisis where he realizes he has to live life with Yumichika while he can. Don’t pretend like Ikkaku wouldn’t love teaching a little kid how to fight. As long as they don’t bite his head, I mean. (He loves Yachiru too, I mean, he put wheels on her sword, and made her a scooter!)

  • Who’s more dominant: Ikkaku, at least outwardly. Ikkaku makes most of their decisions, like in the Arrancar arc with that whole ‘staying at Keigo’s house’ scandal. But Yumichika probably bosses the hell out of him in bed. And Ikkaku probably does a lot of things that Yumichika wants just to make him happy. (You know what they say about the king’s lover having more power than the king)

  • Who’s the cuddler: Ikkaku, hands down. He probably drools in his sleep, too. Lol, I’m remembering his purple pajamas now, they’re so stupidly cute. They were in that one shinigami golden thing where Kenpachi told Aramaki to tell Yumichika to do the work, because he wasn’t playing like Yachiru and Ikkaku. I guess eating and sleeping count as playing.

  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Hm, I’m not sure. Probably both, depending on who starts hogging the blankets first, or whether or not Ikkaku’s drunk or depressed.

  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:  Sparring, but that often turns into sexual activity. So let’s go with running around the upper rukongai like idiots. Ya’ know, it’s kind of hard to think of something for these two, because they do everything together. I mean, you see Ikkaku by himself in the series sometimes, but Yumichika is almost always with Ikkaku whenever he’s on screen - barring non-canon arcs of the anime. So I guess their favorite thing is to spend all their time together.

  • Who comes home drunk at 3am: Who do you think.

  • Who kills the spiders: Yumichika. *evil smile*

  • Who falls asleep first: Ikkaku by a mile. 

  • A head canon: Ikkaku knows a ton of stuff about Yumichika that are less-than-pretty. Yumichika probably snores when he’s super tired, and he probably gets bed head or slurps his cereal or something. Or maybe Ikkaku could be the only one who knows Yumichika’s real age.

  • Do they have any “rituals”? Whoever goes away to the living world comes back and bitches about their trip. Or, Everytime they win a fight, they go drinking. Or maybe Ikkaku brushes Yumichika’s hair when they come home from battle, and Yumichika cleans their swords off.

  • Who is louder?: Do you mean in bed or in general, because they’re both Ikkaku.

  • Who is more experimental? Yumichika is a devil in bed.

  • Who takes more risks? Ikkaku

  • Do they fuck or make love? Both, and sometimes when they’re supposed to be working.

  • Lights on or off? Whichever is quicker

  • Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Ikkaku probably; it’s not likely he’d do it that often, but Yumichika is better at not getting caught, so I’ll go with Ikkaku.

  • Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Most likely, neither.

  • Who orgasms first? Probably Ikkaku - his bedroom prowess isn’t as great as he’d like to think.

  • Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Yumichika’s better at it, and Ikkaku probably prefers it

  • Who is more submissive? Neither. Just neither.

  • Who usually initiates things? Ikkaku is probably more forward about wanting to 'do it’, but Yumichika probably seduces the hell out of him even though they’ve been together for so long.

  • Who is more sensitive? Yumichika about his appearance, and Ikkaku about his masculinity

  • Who has the most patience? I guess both. Ikkaku listens to all of Yumichika’s chattering, puts up with his squealing, and his sparkling. Meanwhile, Yumichika has endured hundreds of years of Ikkaku’s reckless fighting and his booze-guzzling and his graceless brutish attitude.

  • Which kinks do they share? I’d like to think that Yumichika’s domineering in bed when he gets in the mood, and Ikkaku would like getting bossed around. And Yumichika probably likes hairpulling and having his neck bitten - I don’t know why, but that collar makes me think he likes getting his neck bitten.

~~~~ I tag 'AskRenjiandIchigo’!!!

anonymous asked:

i'm beyong happy ichiruki fans keep deluding themselves ichiruki was always meant to be romantic and it was supposed to be endgame. a girl and a boy can't have a special bond without being romantic.

Are you referring to the drama started from the volume 74 cover?

Originally posted by scorpio-astrology

Because I’m 100% on the same boat.

The Bleach tag is full of Ichiruki fans trying to justify why their ship was supposed to be romantic, when they kept getting the same thing from Kubo.

The two main characters together, it started with The Death save The Strawberry and ended with it.

It was logical that the last volume had to bring back feels of the old days, but to Ichiruki fans all they can spit out is how Kubo was trolling them and saying he meant to have Ichiruki endgame.

When honestly this was the best cover to finish Bleach, we don’t have a problem with it because we saw Ichigo and Rukia as they always were.

Question- What do you think the bond is that these two have with each other?

Kubo- It’s not friendship but it’s not an amorous feeling either. With these two’s relationship, I think there is no other relationship like them in other works where despite both standing in a very close position with each other it is not romance (laughs)
But in this year’s movie there is a scene where Ichigo says Rukia is his “Precious nakama” and I think that explains the of their relationship well.”

Precious Nakama, two friends that had a a unique special bond that wasn’t romanticized by the mangaka.

It was romanticized by fans and the studio.

They can keep bitching about the ending, the whole manga, how Kubo was “trolling them”, making petty excuses to try to justify their ship.

When they were the ones that saw too much into it, saw a heterosexual relationship instead of a nakama relationship. They were the ones that were expecting too much of a man that said he would not focus on romance.

Romance wasn’t a main point in Bleach. 

*cough but them canon couples and kids though cough*

The reason Ichigo and Rukia are “selling” is because it was their story, they were the main focus. But to ichiruki fans they thought it was because they “were meant to be.”

Even though it’s always been and always will be what Kubo intended, a bond between two people that is unique.

Fans will continue to believe their own beliefs that Ichigo and Rukia had to be in a romantic relationship because they are not satisfied with just a canon nakama relationship

They will always want the whole package, and they can find that in their fanon/fan-theories/fan-essays/fanfic/fanart.

Or continue to get canon material and twist it into a heterosexual relationship, it wouldn’t be the first time.

Lol, the best comment I’ve seen: “They are giving each other bedroom/smex eyes.”


riksirixa  asked:

Yo yo yo~ how would Taehyung, Jungkook, Jin & Jimin react if the go to your place, find the door unlocked and can't find you anywhere. Turns out you were buying smth from a store nearby. 😂😂😂

Ah. you. XD I should limit reaction requests to three members…but since I love you, and apparently you’re my biggest fan on this blog.. Eh, what the heck? LOL


Jin would turn the knob and would immediately scrunch his eyebrows wondering why the door was unlocked. He’d call out your name and when you wouldn’t answer, he’d think you were in the bathroom or something. Jin’s pretty calm and is not the type to freak out easily so he’ll just wait you out. However his patience isn’t that long either, so after a few minutes or so, he would start looking for you. When he finds that you’re nowhere to be found, that’s when he starts to panic. He’d call your phone, and when you wouldn’t answer, he would grunt and leave your apartment to go hunt you down look for you. However, just when he’s about to leave, you suddenly appear by the door, holding a a paper bag. You’d see the look of relief wash over his face and as he takes the bag from you. He’d scold you for not locking your door and for not telling him that you were going out. But when you explain to him why and give him a  kiss on the cheek, Jin would forget all about it and just sigh…happy that you’re here now. 


Jiminie would open the door, expecting that you probably left it open for him. He’s assuming that way. He would call out, “Jagiyaaa!” and when you wouldn’t answer, he’d continue to call out your name, going through every single room in your place. When he realizes that you weren’t there, he’d frown.. “Where is she?” he’d mumble to himself. When you’re still missing after a few more minutes, he’s probably call the police or something cause I imagine Jimin to be the protective panicky boyfriend. XD Just when he was about to give the address to the cops, you enter through the front door and his eyes would light up the moment he sees you. “Jagiya!” 

You’d smile at him and he’d run to you, giving you a bone-crushing hug, lifting you off the ground…saying something like: “Where have you been? I missed you so so much!”

When you explain to him that you just went out to buy something, he’d smile bashfully, feeling embarrassed that he had called the police. When you ask him about it though, he’d tell you that he was calling for delivery or something. XD


Ah. Again the unpredictable Taehyung. He can react in a lot of different ways but I think this is most likely:

Taehyung would panic the moment he realizes that you were nowhere to be found. He’s pretty imaginative and would put two and two together like a detective would. He’d think about the unlocked the door, the untouched food in the kitchen, and even the stillness and quietness of your house, and immediately think that you got kidnapped or something. 

He would be going around in circles, not knowing what to do, but after a moment his senses would kick in and he would switch from panicky to calm Tae Tae. He’ll be all serious all of a sudden as he gets a picture of you from your desk before heading out to look for you. 

He’d be outside, asking a neighbor of yours who was just about to enter the building, if he has seen you when you suddenly see him and call out his name.

Taehyung would look up at the sound and when his eyes lands on yours, his face would look like he’d just seen a miracle and he would run over to you, tackling you in a hug as he peppered your face with kisses. “Where have you been? I’ve been worried sick!”

“I just wen to the store—”

“Don’t do that!” he’d whine.

“I needed food, Tae.”

“I’ll get you food, just stay with me.” he’d say as he clings to you like koala; the neighbor forgotten and smirking, “Kids.”


Sassy Jungkook would enter the house and yell, “Yah! You didn’t lock the door! Do you want to get robbed?” 

He’d immediately make himself comfortable, lying on the sofa and opening the TV. He’d call out to you after a while and wouldn’t even notice that you were gone until he gets bored of the show he was watching and decided to cuddle with you instead. He’d walk to your bedroom, assuming you were there but finds it empty. He’d look for you around the house and when he realizes you were nowhere to be found, he’d scratch his head in confusion.

Despite his young age, Jungkook is pretty level headed so he’d approach this situation maturely. He’d call you on your phone and if you wouldn’t answer he’d hang up almost irritably. “Where is she?” 

He’d be in the kitchen, thinking of all the possibilities as to where you could be but before he could make up his mind on whether to wait you out or go out and look for you, you had already arrived carrying your bag of goods. Jungkook would go to you but he would give you a cold stare, his arms crossed, his lips slightly pouting. You’d ask what was wrong and he’d scoff, “You kept me waiting. I hate you.”

You’d roll your eyes and ignore his comment but he would stop you; grabbing the bag from your grip and putting it on the floor, before carrying you off to the couch. “Jungkook!” you would yell and he would sit you down beside him, his arms locking you in an embrace. “You had me worried and I’ve been deprived of your cuddles.” he’d murmur in your hair.

“What the hell are you talking about? I was at the store to get us some food—”

“I came here for cuddles not food. So shush.” he’d say as he hugs you tighter and you could only sigh and melt into his embrace. <3

That’s it! Hope you like <3 you better like it. LOL


anonymous asked:

So, okay, this isn't so much a /lost/ Fic, as it is a "I can't ever find one" Fic. I'm looking for anything where Peter Hale is a good guy. Just generally good, sweet, and non-cannon lol I have a soft spot for sweet Peter and he's hard to find.

Hey there! Here are some recs to you!


As Luck Would Have It (I’m already smitten) by Whisper91

When Stiles meets his Dom for the first time, it’s nothing like the cutesy, lovey-dovey Subflicks he used to drag Scott to when they were thirteen. There’s no burst of sunshine when they collide, no sudden swell of violins when their eyes meet; only a really big dent in the front of his Jeep and a seriously pissed off Alpha glaring at him from the sidewalk.

Play It Again by metisket

In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.

Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)

Listen by IffyJr1512

Derek/Stiles high school AU. “Derek was so drunk at Lydia’s party that he didn’t even know who he ended up in bed with. Cora did, though, and now she’s dead set on getting her brother into an official relationship with whoever it was. In other news, Stiles knows nothing about cars and has zero fashion sense. It’s distracting, but at least Derek has someone to listen.” COMPLETE.

where thou art, that is home by ShanaStoryteller

Stiles is ten when he saves the Hales from their burning home and Derek from a wolfsbane bullet, and this establishes a pattern that seem to continue indefinitely.

“Then he’s facing a burning home, and he wraps the hood of his sweatshirt around his mouth before he pushes the door open and steps inside. There’s Mr. Hale asleep - he hopes asleep - on the couch, next to - Stiles thinks that’s his brother but there are so many Hales, who can keep track. He rushes over and starts shaking him, can see the rise and fall of the man’s chest so he knows he’s alive, but he’s not waking up. He shoves away his hood so he can shout, “Mr. Hale! You have to get up, there’s a fire! Mr. Hale, get up!” Nothing, he’s not even twitching, both of them taking in deep even breaths like they’re having the most peaceful of rests, and Stiles is going to cry. “Wake up, wake up, wake up!” There’s a moment, where all Stiles can hear is the blood rushing in his ears and not the roar of the flames or the creak of wood, then with a violent, silent pop it’s all back and both of the men are gasping awake, eyes open and jumping to their feet. “

anonymous asked:

Loved your meta on Jon Snow! Could you elaborate this: "if we’re talking about grrm creating *special* characters that’s theon or jaime objectively"? Would love to read your thoughts on them!

SURE I CAN ELABORATE (and thanks glad you enjoyed reading that <3)

okay so let’s go in order: jaime.

  • okay so jaime is an amazing example of ‘how to write a guy who seems despicable and then turns out is actually the most sensed person moral-wise around’ - OKAY I know it’s an unpopular opinion so bear with me because a lot of my opinions re jaime are not mainstream but is2g I have reasons. 
  • thing is: usually characters like jaime are straight-up assholes. I mean, when you meet this guy he’s in an incestuous relationship with his sister, generally behaves like an ass with most people and the first main thing he does plot-wise is crippling bran, which given the HE KILLED HIS KING backstory makes people go like CHRIST YOU ARE DESPICABLE. now in general you don’t see characters like that having redeeming traits that predate their shitty actions and at most they have redemption arcs where they die to atone for their sins and stuff, but thing is: jaime is subtle in that sense. because I’m not counting asos (I’ll get there in a minute) but there’s a lot of hints in the previous two books showing you that he’s not the asshole he looks like. meaning: it was stated early in the beginning that he waited for ned to come and *take the throne* even if he sat on it for who knows how long when killing aerys when he could have claimed it himself, and if it had been cersei LIKE HELL she’d have waited for ned, he’s the only family member tyrion does not want to see dead and who treats him nicely/who arguably loves him, even if you loathe him he always somehow talks sense (his drunk conversation with cat in acok is imo a character development masterpiece because you could see cat was morally right but he was technically having a lot more points especially when talking about how hypocritical is of her/her family to assume that you can always hold up your honor/fulfill your oaths). mostly, he’s at least on some level entirely aware of how fucked up he is - I mean, the moment I fell for jaime as a character was when he pushed bran out of the window and said the things I do for love with loathing. from which you deduce that he’s entirely aware that he’s doing something shitty and that he’s doing it out of *love* same as he does pretty much everything in his life, and then I was like man this guy is interesting.
  • and then you get to his chapters and man, JAIME. so, the moment you get into his head, you find out that this guy who until now you found wholly despicable actually stayed faithful to cersei all his life like your standard fairytale knight, that he actually wanted to be a fairytale knight all his life, that he joined the kingsguard both because cersei kind of convinced him to but also because HE WANTED TO BE LIKE ARTHUR DAYNE, that he actually turned out that cynical after two years of guarding aerys during which he arguably developed some bad case of ptsd (man he has a patented checking out method he advices brienne to use whenhe’s sure they bloody mummers might rape her..) and that his supposedlyu most despicable act - killing his king - actually saved an entire city and was everything but dishonorable if you looked at the facts. on top of that when he loses his hand he goes on what I call the reverse redemption arc of the century, as in - the thing is that we’re told that jaime is the same as cersei. (or so she thinks). until we have just her opinion, we might assume it’s true. then it turns out that he used to be an… actual nice person who doesn’t give a fuck about power (honest HE DID NOT TAKE THE THRONE??), and who wanted to be arthur dayne, was the only person in his family who did not abuse his brother, doesn’t judge people on their appareances like 90% of westeros (that was even before he lost his hand, if you look at it after he realizes that brienne is competent he doesn’t demean her for her looks anymore), actually is waaaay less sexist than the average (actually he’s one of the few people who don’t automatically look down on women), has turned out the way he did also thanks to his father being himself (because lol the tysha situation was pure abuse also as far as jaime was concerned never mind tat we could argue about how cersei turns textbook abusive partner after he loses his hand) and the adforementioned ptsd and that brought him to his lowest point aka pushing bran out of the window. then he loses his hand, has to face the fact that he’s not cersei’s mirror, meets brienne, decides that he wants to be the person he used to be again and - like, everyone argues about the supposed redemption arc that jaime has or doesn’t have, but imo the thing is that he started from being a basically good person, turned into a fairly horrid one due to circumstances he couldn’t have much of a say in and now he wants to go back to being the decent-ish person he was before and man, where do you see that in fantasy mainstream fiction? usually that kinda asshole stays an asshole or has the death driven redemption arc, you don’t find out that he actually was on of the most moral/modern-thinking characters in that bunch. (sorry guys jaime’s moral compass imo is a lot less screwed than it loosk like, because he’s a realist about oaths and the likes and he’s not the kind of idiot who’d put his king’s life over the entire city’s and who felt that conflicted about protecting someone who raped his wife. actually show!jaime sorta raping cersei in the sept was ridiculous also because book!jaime is like, I LOATHE RAPISTS UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY. I mean.) also I’m 100% of the opinion that his riverrun arc just shows that - he didn’t want to go, he managed the mission without technically breaking his oath and making use of the fact that he knows people think he’s a despicable person and by the end he’s just… Done with the capital D when it comes to doing what his family wants him to do or things he doesn’t want to - I mean, he goes off with brienne in a second when he sent her on a legitimate heroic quest before, who are we kidding? that is the one thing he wanted from life tbh. he even said it in asos, at some point the kid who wanted to be like arthur dayne had turned into one of the outlaws they despised that much. 
  • tldr jaime is an incredibly complex and layered character who deconstructs perfectly both your typical asshole backstabber, the arthurian knight and the courtly love trope (both with brienne and cersei) at least and imo if it wasn’t for theon he would be the most original/innovative/well-conceived character in asoiaf tbh - except that then you have theon.

so, theon:

  • christ where do I start. okay, let’s start from the deconstruction - I ranted about it a while ago but lol I can’t find the link (it’s under my janie writes meta tag if you want to look for it) - but like, theon’s a flawless destruction of the traitor trope. like, usually your typical backstabber betrays the hero/heroine, who usually doesn’t die but is majorly fucked because of that - anyway most times they stand back up, get their revenge and said backstabber gets their due and usually they did it for their own personal gain or jealoiusy and it’s always from the betrayed’s POV. also by the end we’re all happy when the backstabber gets their due.
  • theon utterly and completely destroys that because a) we get HIS pov and never robb’s, b) his betrayal is the result of a situation he had no choice in which brought him to have to deal with severe mental issues, c) when he gets his comeuppance it’s so horrific that just people with zero empathy actually would think he deserved ramsay, d) he thought he’d take WF for his personal gain but ended up losing everything instead, e) he’s the person who regrets most his own actions and he wishes he had died with robb, f) HE’S NOT DEAD YET, g) and not just that, he did one of the few arguably truly honestly 100% heroic fairytale TM actions in the books (as someone once said, him saving jeyne and jaime saving brienne in the bear pit are arguably the only two truly fairytale-worthy things anyone’s ever done in ASOIAF and look at who is behind them…) which gave him narrative redemption/catharsis since it also was a mostly selfless action done for someone no one could give two fucks about. that’s already groundbreaking territory because that shit rarely happens in mainstream fiction but it’s not even all of it.
  • okay so, acok!theon is hardly a nice person, but I think it’s very inspured that if you take into account where he comes from (the hostage situation and howhe can’t reconcile coming from a background and being unable to fit in another, never mind the IF YOUR FATHER REBELS THE GUY YOU’D LIKE TO BE YOUR FATHER COULD AND WOULD PROBABLY KILL YOU) it shows that such a context does not breed well-adjusted people, and the thing is that while I think taking WF was a ridiculous delusional fk-up, actually siding with his father was normal - I mean, in retrospective ofc he’d side with robb but in his position of course you pick your asshole family rather than your bff when picking the latter leaves you disinherited, IN A SOCIETY BASED ON HOUSE BELONGING. ops. and when he knew robb was the only prson who gave two fucks about him overall, and he still was having his AH BUT HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T CARE ABOUT ME phase to convince himself he was better off in pyke. and the fact that he takes a decision most of us would take even if it’s not the right one narrative-wise when he’s also not easy to sympathize with and the decision harms the supposed heroes of the story (the starks) is imo a+++ writing because like, I’m 90% sure that people hate theon that much because it’s a human decision and most of us would the same in his shoes, but it’s not too easy to admit that… especially when the character taking it is not relatable.
  • on top of thart you have one of the most beautiful identity arcs in fantasy fiction AT LEAST but honest it’s probably the best one I ever read and I read a fair amount of novels. like you can sum it in ‘we think we know this guy, then we see that his head is a shitty place to be, we realize he has serious identity issues in the sense that he’s split between two cultures and can’t make sense of it, we see him going waaay deep into that rabbit hole until he loses about everything for it, then he gets brainwashed into thinking he’s someone else and someone subhuman for that matter, and then he actually goes back from that on his own and finally realizes who the hell he’s supposed to be and the moment he does he does the Heroic Deed Of The Book TM’ and it′s beautiful, because when have you ever seen that much effort put into giving that amount of depth to a character whose technical actions are supposed to be all-around despicable? like guys theon’s identity arc is a punch in the stomach to read but I swear I rarely read a thing with such a cathartic ending and given that grrm gave that sl to a character the audience was not supposed to sympathize with going by your regular tropes I kee on thinkign it was a literary stroke of genius if you look at it from the technical crafting-a-story sense
  • also I could go on a long rant about how on top of that you also have one of the best narratives re an abuse victim I read in my life (because like if you count everything, the guy’s been a victim of some kind of abuse all his life way before ramsay was in the picture) and actually that’s also why I’m 99% sure he’s not headed for the cathartic death, it makes a lot more sense if he survives the story in spite of everything but this post is already hellal long and my laptop lags (guys really it’s taken me an hour and twenty to get up to this point ew) so in conclusion
  • tldr theon is absolutely groundbreaking because not only he’s a trope deconstruction, but narratively he’s the result of a lot of choices that are not mainstream or popular when it comes to that kind of character, has honestly the best written chapters in the entire thing if you ask me and he’s absolutely not the kind of character you find easily in mainstream fiction. what I mean is that jon is a chosen hero deconstruction but he’s still a chosen hero and the world is full of them, jaime is already more rare but you can find chaarcters who have some traits in common with him, and I’ve never once in my life read a character that was comparable to theon when it came to sheer originality/reading something I never ran into before. (I could SORT OF MAYBE say the same for brienne but brienne is also the warrior woman trope and there’s a lot of that around tho brienne is the best instance I’ve sene of it - anyway she’s not *original* per se, it’s original in the way grrm approaches it. anyway this is not about brienne and it’s really too long so I’m gonna cut it here) so imo theon’s actually the best character grrm has singlehandedly conceived/churmed out in his career if not just in asoiaf (but I read enouhg of the rest to be sure of that assessment) and yeah okay I’m done XD
Season 4 head cannons/game changer
  • So I have no clue what's going to happen at the end of season 3. I surprisingly haven't seen many spoilers from the finale lol. However, I have seen some very vague spoilers and from what I gathered, I definitely could be wrong, they are not going with the game changer.
  • Now I already wrote a post saying I personally think it would be cool if they did the game changer and the show actually didn't end. Because let's be honest, we all know the game changer could be the end of the show. BUT if it got renewed I think it would be interesting. But yes everything would change.
  • So I have so many head cannons on if the game changer happened
  • -time skip (but only like a year because I wouldn't want them to go through more than that) I imagine the "game changer" would come to an end by the time the kids are ready to go to their junior year of high school preferably the summer before
  • -Maya and Zay get SUPER CLOSE. Can't y'all just see it?! I have so many head cannons for them alone, that's for another post
  • - Of course Maya and Riley are still the bestest best friends in the land! FaceTime, snapchat, text, call you cant keep them apart lol. When things first go back to normal there is a little awkwardness because that's normal but overall they are SOLID 🔥👌🏾
  • -rucas tries, they really do, but obviously that doesn't work out lol. I ship rucas I really do, but only for Riley's first BF. I think with this game changer, their relationship wouldn't last. Shit from the spoilers from the finale it doesn't even look like Riley and Lucas are going to try 😂 at least in my head cannon they would try and really like each other but just can't make it work. When the game changer ends they realize they still have low key feelings for each other and that insues a LITTLE drama but quickly they realize they are both different and it is never the way that it was and that's the end of that but they are still great friends.
  • -Joshaya kind of falls apart. Well not really falls apart per se. They said someday so... But I think with the game changer realistically, Maya wouldn't see Josh. So they don't really fall apart as much as, no new developments with them, actually, Josh gets a new girlfriend or something and Maya starts dating other guys. Basically they don't really see each other for the duration of the game changer. They probably won't see each other again until Maya is like 16-17 (and I've made my feelings for joshaya very clear before. I have head cannons galore for them lol that's another post for another day)
  • -Riley has changed, grown up. Now Riley is always going to be Riley. She is always going to be positive, look at the best in things and have a certain innocence to her but after the game changer she is different. Not lost different, but more grown up. She is for the better. Listens to some cool music that she learned about and wants to share, her clothes 😍 imagine it now. She has met new people, done new things, some things that may/will be surprising to her friends. Everyone is impressed and almost in awe at the new Riley. Again she hasn't changed drastically, she is definitely still Riley but she is more grown up. Everyone is here for it.
  • - Farkle and Smackle have broken up by this point too. They are still friends but it fell apart somewhere lol. Now here's where things get dicey lol I ship Riarkle I mean who doesn't but I want riarkle done the right way, I saw someone describe it as a slow burn. IF riarkle did happen I would want it to be when they were older, possibly junior/senior year. Farkle is now one of the low key hot popular guys, he has options and recently has been turning up 👀 (not in a true fuck boy way because Farkle is too good for that. He was just one of those glo ups that people started to notice, which happens a lot in high school) but lol head cannon riarkle happens in a very casual way Riely and Farkle hanging out, doing homework, laughing, play arguing (maybe Riley teased him about his latest "girlfriend"), and somewhere between laughing and playful jabs, kisses happen Lol I want riarkle to be THE friendship to relationship on this damn show lol I want laughter, friendship, the MOTHER FUCKING BURN. Honestly to me i would rather no riarkle than Riley still low key liking Lucas riarkle that's why I'm happy af Riley and Lucas are together right now. GO RUCAS! 😄
  • -although Maya and Riley stayed as close as could be there were things both did that they didn't tell the other about. Post game changer, things are admitted, great friendship moments, more growth, more Maya and Riley balance.
  • -Topanga was LIVING for the game changer but glad things are back to normal, her wardrobe is BOMB
  • -Auggie and Ava. Oh lord! when your a kid it's harder to get through something like this. Post game changer Ava gives Auggie the cold shoulder feeling betrayed and she made new friends. Poor baby Auggie honestly had the hardest time with the game changer and post game changer. Auggie and Ava, like Cory and Topanga go through some "lost years" (BMW reference) but FTW IF NO OTHER couple on this damn show is endgame Auggie and Ava are. At the end of everything Auggie and Ava will grow up and get married. And I think THAT is going to be a damn story.
  • -Cory just goes with the flow completely in love with his wife and kids, tries to give lessons when he can. Learned A LOT from the game changer very happy for the experience. Post game changer makes corny jokes about his experience and uses accents 😉
  • -I have nothing specific on Lucas or Smackle. And Zay, I would need a whole other post to do head cannons on him 😍

anonymous asked:

Psst, I can't help but notice all the boombox fanart you reblog. Do you have any headcanons for that ship? 'Cuz I'm all ears if you do.

i discovered this ship a few days ago and i have a bunch of fanart queued for reblog 8))) lemme seeeee what i can come up with:

  • these two are so full of energy and they probably would appreciate that in each other bc they can actually keep up with each other!! lucio gliding around on walls and junkie doing that thing with the bombs where he goes up and up and up forever,, theyd have fun lmao
  • junkie would listen to lucio’s COOL JAMZ while he’s flying around and blowing shit up. keeps him #energized
  • i call junkrat “junkie” bc it’s cute and 2% easier to type. maybe lucio would call him that too, give him a #chill nickname ;3c and maybe junkie would call him luci in return
  • i find it amusing that junkie is so much taller than lucio, but lucio’s a year older ;p junkie’s probably the type to rest his elbow atop he head of his shorter buddies. maybe he referred to lucio as “kid” jokingly a few times, assuming lucio was like 20 or something [but calling him “like 12″] but nearly had an existential crisis when he found out small fry is 26 [i think junkie is 25?]
  • maybe lucio is calm when junkie does the elbow armrest thing normally and just lets things be, go with the flow, but if junkie’s being too annoying he can totally sound blast him tf off lmao
  • generally tho lucio’s probably pretty tolorant of junkie’s excentric personality ;p tho, i get the feeling they’d have disagreements when it comes to robots
  • look. lucio is beautiful. this is a fact. i know it, you know it, and im sure junkie knows it. junkie, however, is not the type to really care much about his appearance- he’s got better things to think about! but perhaps,, when he really starts noticing lucio’s natural, raw beauty,, junkie starts spending like, two extra minutes getting ready in the morning to comb his eyebrows or something. roadhog is very confused but it’s not even close to the strangest thing he’s ever seen the guy do
  • i havent heard it in game so im not sure if the tone here was sarcasm or if he really believes this, but this reddit post has junkie saying “ I consider myself a freedom fighter. A misunderstood one,” and i totally think that’s something he’d use to brag about to impress people,, esp lucio since he’s got that whole peacemaker/fighting for brazil’s freedom thing goin on. “yknow luci, the two of us aint so different, u and i” “haha what”
  • lucio and are fans of each other [AND THEREFORE FRIENDS] and is a fan of mei’s science so maybe the three of them like to hang together (plus tracer, and maybe also reinhardt. get that man some groovy tunes dammit) so when lucio brings junkie to chill, it’s a battle between the rat and mei (and again maybe a little tracer). lucio’s like “y cant we all just get along and be friends plz relax love each other :((((” but suddenly the room is simultaneously frozen and on fire and strangely damp and wow look at the time guys junkie and i gotta go lol catcha later
  • i am in love with all fanart/hc posts ive seen with junkie being a flustered dweebo with a dumb crush, and i especially appreciate it when directed towards Perfection Personified, lucio. junkie is an intense dude and if he’s not one to hide his feelings, i feel like he’d talk about his crush @ anyone that is unfortunately within earshot like “i dunno about religion but i am absolutely certain that luci’s a literal angel,, fuckin damn am i right?? have you SEEN those dimples?? LETHAL, i tell you”
  • lucio would be a good influence on junkie, maybe keep him out of a little bit of trouble (he may be pure, but hes not a complete miracale worker)
  • lucio looks like a gentle lover type. his voice is soothing and he gives sweet soft kisses that melt junkie’s twisted heart lmao
  • junkie is a super duper intense dude. he definitely seems the type to show off in the most obnoxious and destructive ways to get attention. depending on the stunt or whatever, lucio’s reactions probably range somewhere between “haha nnniiiiice dude” to “bro :((( why u gotta go and blow it up like that :(”
  • junkie cares about those who are close to him, as seen in the comic. if someone upset lucio, junkie would probs need to be held tf back lmao. may God have mercy on their soul
  • lucio would try and cheer a bummed out junkie with some upbeat funky tunes, or if that’s not working, he’d offer his emotional support/probs be pretty good at PEP TALKS
  • like 90% of the overwatch posts ive reblogged are about lucio but i  feel like most of this post was about junkrat lmao whoops. probably bc i’m imagining this as like, junkie trying to get lucio’s attention bc lucio is already wonderful and doesnt need to do anything extra to get attention ;) but if he did… perhaps he’d play his music a little louder and maybe show off with his wall gliding just a liiiiittle more than necessary. subtlety is key [something junkie could learn about lol]. he’d also stick close to junkie in battle to keep him healed up/aid with speedy getaways from the enemy team

it’s midnight thirty so imma cut myself off there but woo, that was fun 8))) sorry for the long post tho omg

anonymous asked:

i know we can credit this blessed hug to the amazing god Oh Sehun, however i fully believe that this all happened because you were at the concert, the ChanBaek queen. IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GETTING TO SEE IT LIVE <3

Hello there darling~ <3 (to the anon who asked this pls read till the end if you can ^^) First of all, 





BASICALLY, I COULDN’T TAKE ANY VIDS BC I WAS SO SURPRISED AND I WAS JUST GAPING AND MY EYES WERE JUST WIDE AF AND I WASN’T EVEN ABLE TO SCREAM CHANBAEK/BAEKYEOL (unlike the fanboy behind me yes fanboy, who was screaming “ChanBaek” like there was no tomorrow)

But I srsly wasn’t able to say anything. I was just staring and thinking: “Did I just fcking witness one of the most glorious BaekYeol moment ever live?”

And upon realizing that I was:

Just kidding! (no not really I felt like crying and worshiping Oh Sehun right then and there but I can’t coz there’s still a bunch of songs left for the concert and I can’t be a crying mess just yet)

AND YASS THEN HERE’S COME THE DELULU ME. No BaekYeol text post created by me is delulu free so…keke

You know it’s weird bc Cy was resistant af and he’s smiling as if he’s super shy AND WHEN WAS CY EVER SHY TOWARDS INITIATING SKINSHIP WITH OTHER MEMBERS. His reaction srsly screams “What what what omg omg omg omg omg.”

And isn’t Bh and Cy rly close? They’re obv comfortable around each other and it was obv in their vroom vroom broadcast and they also said so themselves. SO there ain’t rly any reason to get embarrassed abt a simple hug when they’ve done similar stuff.

These also happened on cam so why weren’t they embarrassed to do skinship here? Did time change it? How so? They felt awkward after finding out that they’re being shipped with each other and that there r ppl like me who honestly considers that Bh and Cy might be something more than friends? Nuh-uh I think that’s not the case.

Bc hello? Would Bh and Cy keep being in the Vapp together and having interactions if they rly did feel awks when they know that can spark shippers’ delusions?

coz they did this during exo’luxion in manila too. The “forced and awkward hug” as anti BaekYeol ppl would call it wasn’t the only BaekYeol moment okiiee? Just, no. I don’t think Bh and Cy is that bothered abt being shipped with each other. If you wanna know why I think that’s the case read this.

And y’know Cy’s able to do skinship with Kai, Ksoo, Sehun, all the other members without an ounce of shame. But why in the world is Cy acting like he’s gonna do skinship with a fellow member for the first time when Sehun is bringing him and Bh to do a fake kiss which I think is a part of their exo’luxion perf but they usually do the fake kiss bet. Jongdae and Junmyeon (I think. correct me if I’m wrong)

But here comes the almighty Oh Sehun. It seems like he took notice of the big ass ChanBaek banner that the BaekYeol shippers in the PH created (God bless CBFUPH) and made an effort to display in their area. So maybe the Oh so generous Sehun thought “why not give them the pleasure to experience some fanservice?”

And y’know, if Bh and Cy just outright did the fake kiss without any hesitation then I would’ve fangirled so hard but I’d know that it was fanservice and it ain’t that special. Coz it may not be obv but I am still somehow rational. (a lil bit I think haha)

But anw~

they were supposed to do a fake kiss. Just ONE FAKE KISS which the other members could do with no worries but WHY WAS BH AND CY (esp Cy) BEING SO DAMN RESISTANT AND EMBARRASSED ABT IT. Bh and Cy’s reaction says a lot for me tbh.

Bc who tf gets shy for hugging a friend. Srsly who? And they’re the same gender what’s there to be so shy about? Bc they’re guys? Duh Bh and Cy hugs other members with no shame. And that’s srsly what irked me the most. WHY DID BH AND CY LOOK SO EMBARRASSED (in very diff ways)

In general, Cy isn’t rly shy. He CAN do fanservice with no worries seeing as how he acts like Kai’s fan and how he usually clings around Ksoo. And Bh is just plain fond of skinship bc it’s quite obv with how he does it with other members. 

But they were just so awkward (yes it was awkward I know) and shy when they were being dragged by Sehun to do a fake kiss or hug! And tbh the fact that they were awkward only made it more special for me. Bc being plain platonic friends would mean that they can hug easily and with no hint of awkwardness.

Coz we all know feeling awkward while hugging your friend would either mean u ain’t close with them, u had a fight with them, OR there is tension bet. u two that can only occur when one has feelings for the other. In other words, sexual tension. I AIN’T SAYING THERE WAS ACTUAL SEXUAL TENSION DURING THE HUG OKAY I’M JUST SAYIN’ THE POSSIBILITIES. CHILL! LEL


they SRSly HuGGE D eVEN IF IT waS JUSt FOR a sEC


Not to mention Bh pulled down his hat before he and Cy hugged. For what reason? To cover something? I THINK BH WAS EXPECTING HE AND CY WERE GONNA DO THE FAKE KISS LOL HS CRUSH MATERIAL AF. HNGGGSS.

Then Cy pushing Bh away bc it’s feels awkward hugging ur crush aye? No srsly I have no idea why Cy didn’t want to hug Bh that much. Fishy fishy~

Huhu and I saw it live. If you darlings saw it live the feels would be doubled up! I swear! Their chemistry in real life is so strong! I mean on cam it is already strong, but in real life, you’ll just realize why ppl ship them so much together bc once they’re beside each other it’s just so…UGHH!


I read this theory that Bh and Cy might have gotten a lil bit of a fight. And that the fight is most likely Bh’s fault. Sehun knew abt it and as the nosy maknae that he is, decided that he should make things even MORE awkward (or maybe hoping that they’d male up) by forcing them to hug.

Which is actually a tad bit believable bc Bh is being one clingy pup. And not to mention before the hug, Cy was the one who was turning away and Bh is just standing there.

And while they were hugging, Bh was kinda trying to hold on and Cy pushed Bh and acted like nothing happened. But that is just a theory I read and we don’t know if it’s real and I’m deluded…so yeah! HAHA

And ofc, let us all take a moment to appreciate our instigator, the almighty: Oh Sehun.

They were selling a bunch of these before the concert. There were KaiSoo ver. Hunhan ver. and BaekYeol ver. Each ver. has diff pics. The one Sehun is wearing is just 1 out of the 5(?) designs I saw for BaekYeol. I think it’s obv our country’s EXO-Ls are BaekYeol and KaiSoo trash HAHA.

Just look at our BaekYeol president. Isn’t he looking majestic and beautiful just doing his thing? And Bh is just there smiling to himself as if he’s abt to get a hug from his long time crush. Oh wait, isn’t that what’s rly happening? Kidding kidding keke. no not really :P

And a short info abt my experience in exo’luxion in Manila ^^ (u can skip this if u want)

I SUGGEST YOU DARLINGS GO TO VIP SEATED OR LOWER BOX. Or just anywhere just MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A SEAT. Bc if you think being in VIP floor means you get to enjoy the most, nuh-uh. I was in the VIP floor, I might be one of the closest ppl to the stage but I could barely see them! In the end, I needed to move to the back part where I won’t die of suffocation to at least see them. And see EXO live I did, but during certain times, I could only see their back.

Plus my legs hurt like hell rn bc I was standing for 3 hours straight as well as jumping around bc it was so fun like a party and even tho ur tired you’ll be hit by adrenaline and just start jumping around and screaming coz “Some awesome song which isn’t in their albums + Machine + Drop that + Run” was plain jumping and jumping courtesy of DJ!Yeol in a suit who was blond AND IS SUPER HOT AF IN REAL LIFE HIS BICEPS ARE THE REAL DEAL. Plus Cy was the most energetic amongst all the members in my opinion, he kept on encouraging fans to sing with them and to scream and he was also the one who threw in the most ad-libs.

And make sure to bring catchy stuff! When I was being suffocated at the front part of the VIP floor which is very near the stage Bh was dancing JUST IN FRONT OF US so I raised my fan with Bh’s face in it along with a lightstick and once Bh saw it he raised his eyebrows while smiling and dancing and I didn’t want to be delusional so I’ll just say that he looked at my direction and that was more than enough for me. If you guys wanna get a certain to look at your direction, know where he’s positioned and bring a catchy item so they’ll notice it! Bh is mostly at the right side btw bc I was there. Jongin picked up a chicken drumstick stuffed toy happily so just think of any good stuff! :D

And remember, it doesn’t matter if the members notice you or not (at least not for me) what matters most is that you enjoy the concert and to have fun! Don’t spend the entire concert taking pics/vids bc you always see EXO on screen! Put your gadgets down for at least one song and lose yourself for a moment bc I barely took pics/vids and I can honestly say I had the time of my life just watching EXO perform live and taking in the fact that I’m seeing the real boys I thought I can only see through screens. It was overwhelming and absolutely amazing.

But I still wished I could’ve been sitting down HAHA. And also, don’t forget to have a bottle of water with u bc u r gonna be thirsty af (literally) after screaming ur lungs out and jumping like crazy. All in all, it was fun! ^^ Although, it was kinda sad that yixing wasn’t there. Srsly I felt annoyed that he wasn’t with the other members but I needed to enjoy so I just sucked it up haha.

SILVER OCEAN! Which is wider btw I just wasn’t able to take a pic of it all.

SOOOOOO much confetti fell down during unfair and it was like snow it was sooooo beautiful and precious <3

that’s Bh. So HD I know. U can see Bh’s pores from my pic, thank me later.

That’s Bh and Cy. And again with my HD pics, u can thank me later.

Jk. So those are my low quality pics bc I didn’t take much and I was shaking haha. Okay that’s all, feel free to ask me if you have any questions! ^^

Lastly, to the anon who sent this ask. Thank you so much for sending me a message <3 and omg omg that is so nice of you to say! The hug happened bc I was there?? Nawwww although I think it was all thanks to the other Filipino CB shippers, I’ll just think that it did happen bc I was there haha.

And me? A ChanBaek queen? Dayum my ChanBaek queen is puppy store tbh (she was in the concert but I have no idea what she looks like) But thanks for thinking that darling! I’m beyond flattered by your words and I’m honestly touched that you’re happy for me, it means a lot bc I AM VERY happy that I saw the BaekYeol hug live TT___TT Thank you again, I love you~ and I hope you have a great day!

One last picture of Bh and Cy looking like two high school students who have a crush on each other so they feel extremely shy when their friend forced them to hug keke it is so cute! <3

There goes the neighborhood, Part 3
(Part 1, Part 2)


Funny how in the twenty years that Caroline had known Stefan he’d never avoided her–except for after the great bathroom disaster of that second year, but they just don’t talk about that one–but he’d definitely been doing it now. Not answering texts or returning calls and suddenly not in his own apartment either. She’d have freaked out with fear if she hadn’t seen Damon there instead, in all his smug glory, taunting her that Stefan was too afraid of her little claws to be around her until she cooled down.

She didn’t need to cool down, she needed answers, and the longer it took for her to get them the more determined she grew. Not enough to head back up to the annoying Hybrid’s door and demand them, but enough to try and plan how to sneak up on her best friend. Thankfully, she didn’t need to wait too long since it was the annual Mystic Falls reunion celebration–probably the reason Damon was even in town–and there was simply no way the younger Salvatore was going to miss it. Not with Elena guaranteed to be there and him still being half in love with her (as well as Damon being completely in love with her), but she was trying to find herself and that included being with neither brother.

Caroline gave it a decade, if that, before Elena broke down and came running back into one of their arms. Probably Damon since that was all her best friend ever asked about when the two talked on the phone anymore. Like she was supposed to know or care how the elder Salvatore was doing.

But sure enough, there was Stefan, sitting at their usual booth in the bar they always managed to head back to over the last four years Stefan and she had decided to call Chicago their home. Elena was beside him, regaling him with stories about whichever country she was currently enjoying, while Bonnie was heading back toward them, looking just that tiny bit older, though no where near as old as she could because of some spell or the other. Still, Care was sure she could see a wrinkle and she didn’t like that little telltale sign of her friend’s impending mortality.

“Blondie,” Damon drawled out, voice coming from behind her and she could smell the aftershave she’d come to loathe.

“Wannabe Satan,” she greeted, glancing over at him as he moved to stand beside her. There really was no love lost between the two but they tried to be civil for Elena and Stefan’s sake. Sometimes it worked, often it didn’t.

“Stop giving Stefan the death glare,” Damon continued, ignoring her little verbal jab. “I’m sure whatever he did isn’t that bad.”

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anonymous asked:

Hey girl ! Love your blog, keep your hard work ! I wanted to request a love at first sight imagine with Loco. You were lost in Seoul and you ask someone(Loco) in the street and BOOM love ^^(you dont know that he is famous) I am not good at describing, hope you'll get it and do it, thanks ! :D

Coincidential Encounter

Originally posted by fy-jay-dok2

[A/N: Thank you anon! I’m glad you do! :) i changed it a bit, since I don’t really like the “love at first sight” kind of stuff, but I hope you still like it :)]

“Excuse me,” you mustered up all your courage and approached a random person on the street. Usually you would just use google maps to find your way, but you’ve been wandering around the same area for too long now, your phone ran out of batteries and there was no way you could miss this appointment. You just moved to Seoul the other day. And today was the day of your ‘interview’.

The stranger turned his body around upon hearing your voice from behind. He released a smile and raised on of his eyebrows questioningly. Well, damn he was kind of cute, you thought.

“Could you tell me the way to here…?” You showed him a little piece of paper, pointing on the black letters that you had scribbled down in the morning.

He examined the paper, thinking for some seconds before replying: “Are you sure the address is right? Because there only is an empty building that’s going to be demolished soon there.”

“No,” you shook your head and let out a nervous chuckle. You were in a bit of a rush this morning, so you might have made a mistake when searching for the address on the Internet.

“Where do you want to go?” He then asked.

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anonymous asked:

Felicity offers to babysit Diggle and Lyla's baby, and Oliver shows up at her place alleging he wants to help her out.

This ended up kind of angsty. I think I’m incapable of writing fluff??? (Also I know I deviated from the prompt slightly. Sorry!)

* * *

He’s not sure why he ends up at Digg’s apartment. The team are taking the night off and Oliver had every intention of going home and trying to get some much needed sleep. But here he is, standing outside his friend’s building, debating whether or not to go inside.

Felicity’s smile when Diggle had asked her if she wanted to babysit is stuck on a loop in his brain. The sheer delight that spread across her face, lighting up every corner of their dark lair. He knows she’s lonely. Her time spent almost exclusively with him in dirty basements and chilly conference rooms. He catches her sometimes, glancing wistfully at a couple as they walk down the street, or a mother fussing over her child. And every time he sees that look on her face, the traces of yearning and sadness that would be unnoticeable to anyone who didn’t know her so well, it sends a jolt of sadness through his own heart, because it’s his fault she doesn’t have all of that.

He knows she doesn’t see it that way, knows she attributes her happiness to their team and their work, knows she would put their cause before anything, before herself. But he can’t help but imagine sometimes, when she looks particular tired and worn down, what her life might have ended up like if he’d never walked into her little office that first day. Because she deserves so much more than what she has now, here with them, with him. She deserves more than he’ll ever be able to give her, and it kills him. Not just because he wishes he could give her all of it, everything she ever wanted, but because he knows she doesn’t care about that. She doesn’t care if life shortchanges her, if her needs get pushed aside in favor of the city’s. She doesn’t care. Because she believes in him, and what he does far too much.

Which is why seeing her so completely happy, even for just one fleeting moment, has stuck with him the way it has.

And now here he is. Either motivated by a selfish need to see another flash of pure joy on her sweet face, or a simple desire to check on her, make sure she’s okay, alone in a strange apartment with a baby.

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Reasons why people on Tumblr hate me

• Only on tumblr is it a bad thing to NOT have a mental illness. People come on here and complain (brag) about their more than likely not real disorders and it’s perfectly, 101% okay, but as soon as I state that I’m glad and thankful that I don’t have a mental illness, I’m an ableist. You heard correctly! I’m chastised for being a healthy and happy person! 

• Only on tumblr is it s bad thing to be cisgendered. People come on here complaining how hard their life is because they are the opposite gender or some other nonexistent gender. This should go back to the previous paragraph where I’m referring to mental illnesses, but I felt that it needed its own paragraph. If someone claims to be __gender when they are 13 years old, they more than likely just like dressing like the opposite sex or like both sexes. At the age of 18 (16 in some places), it can be diagnosed as a real mental illness. Anytime someone reads that I’m cis, they immediately assume I’m “transphobic”, which is completely incorrect; I am not afraid of anyone who claims to be trans. I believe that transgender, and every other gender besides male and female, is caused by a mental disorder, dysphoria, and is nonexistent. I partially believe that agender could possibly be a thing. I also believe that a lot of “genders” don’t exist, for example: “trigender”, there is no “third gender”. Males have XY chromosomes, XXY chromosomes, or even XXXY chromosomes, and females have XX chromosomes. There is no third “Z” chromosome. You are either male or female. This is not being “transphobic”, this is basic biology. By the way, Cis people make up about 99.7% of the Earth’s known population, so wishing every cis to die will wipe out 6,979,000,000+ people of the 7,000,000,000+ people on Earth right now. 

 • Only on tumblr is it a bad thing to be heterosexual. People come on here talking about some edgy-sounding sexuality that either doesn’t exist or already has a name, then I get called “homophobic” when I state that “pansexual” isn’t a sexuality., which is also incorrect; I am not afraid of “the same”. Pansexuality is defined as “liking all genders”… So, you’re bisexual. As stated above, there are two genders. You’re either gay, straight, bisexual, or “asexual”. I only put that in parenthesis because that is an incorrect term that was adopted fairly recently. Asexual means you’re able to reproduce without a mate and make an exact copy of yourself; if you can do that, PLEASE let me know because they would be awesome! 

 • Only on tumblr is it a bad thing to be white. People come on this site and bitch, moan, and complain how white people oppress black people. I admit that segregation was only demolished within the last one hundred years, but what people DON’T look at is how other races where slaves, oppressed, and killed, not just the blacks; in a lot of cases, they were treated worse. Example: Italians who migrated over to America. This was not as recent, but it sure as hell happened. Everyone’s complaining about “while privilege,” which was a thing a few years ago, but over the past two years, it has completely skipped true equality and has nearly switched, but nO ONE sees it! As soon as I state my own opinion that goes against someone else who happens to be black, I get called “racist” where if it were two black people or two white people going back and forth, it’d okay. Now, if I stated my opinion of something and a black person came back and started verbally attacking me, everyone would back that person up because they’re black and I’m white. Yep. It’s IMPOSSIBLE for a black person to be prejudice towards a white person. Just because I’m white doesn’t mean I ever owned a slave. “Well, your ancestors did!”
1) How has that personally effected you, with your clean, running water, cellphone, Internet, bed, roof, and clean food?
2) My ancestors are from Italy. They didn’t own slaves because they were the slaves, but you don’t see me complaining about what happened hundreds of years ago.

• Now, let me just clarify something right here:
• My best friend claims to be genderfluid and demisexual. I met zim when ze was straight/ questioning bisexual and cis-female. Ze told me about how this is who ze is. After three years of such a tight friendship, I could never cut zim out. Ze changed zis name, not legally, because zis parents are up the ass Christians. After months of going along with the made up pronouns, fake gender, imaginary sexuality, and some otherkin shit, I sat zim down and told zim my thoughts on all of these things. I never raised my voice or spoke illy of any of it. I agreed to keep calling zim by zis preferred pronouns and new name because ze’s my best friend. After a year of telling zim this, we are still beast friends. 

• I also had another friend of mine who decided to be trans. I met him when he was still going by female pronouns. He asked me what I thought about the transition and I said that if he wanted to, he should. His father was a more accepting and helped him buy men’s clothing. He still has a vagina, but that’s fine. I later told him my views on “transgender” in a very polite and calm way and he got a but angry. After a few months, he has distanced himself from me and now we rarely talk. 

• When I was a kid, one of my best friends was black. We went through all of elementary school together (K-5) and neither of us thought about our skin color. I didn’t see her much in the summer before 4th grade, but after school started back, she started ignoring me and hanging out with a clique of other girls who were black. Again, I didn’t think anything about skin color at the time, so I was a confused child who was scared because I thought I did something wrong. As the school year progressed, she started making fun of me because I was Italian - I was very tan at the time because this was a time where kids actually played outside for entertainment. Then, the following year in 5th grade, her are her group didn’t talk to me because I was white - I didn’t tan much over that summer. She learned racism and took it out on not just me, but every other white kid in my class.

Scandal Review:   You Can't Take Command, Episode 4x22

I promised I’d write a Scandal finale review so here I am.

It’s funny how going into an episode of a show with your expectations at Ground Zero can often allow you to enjoy said show. This was my experience with Scandal last night.  Not that there weren’t issues and huge plot holes, because by God they were there, but everything else was sufficiently ok enough for me to not care as much about them as I would have had some major things not gone down with this episode.

Anyway, let’s go.

What I Hated

1.  Jake. Always Jake. 

That will never change.

I’d love to think that he’s gone from the show, but we all know that Shonda loves him too much to write him out . I just hope that next season they pair him up with somebody else and keep him out of OPA business so I can continue to fast-forward all his scenes.  Here’s an idea, why not pair him up with Mellie? Listen, this is Scandal, it doesn’t have to make sense.

2.  The fact that the majority of the stuff that happened on the episode wouldn’t bear up to close scrutiny.

3.  Somehow Huck on his own can kill sixteen people on a bus, but he couldn’t find Command and just fucking slit his throat?

4.  Rowan: “You’ll go down, your husband will go down. It will be a bloodbath.

Mellie not telling Fitz the moment Rowan threatened her with blackmail was the worst decision ever.  I thought they were a partnership? A team? Fitz confided in her when Olivia was taken, why couldn’t she be honest and have enough common sense to do the same with Fitz?

5.  Fitz’s reason for finally throwing Mellie out.

I need to understand better what was going on here. Was he mad because he thought that Mellie had changed only to have evidence that she was just as conniving and as self-serving as she ever was?

Was he mad because those 16 jurors died because of Mellie?  If so, Dude you sent your country to war for one woman. The families of those soldiers will still be grieving.

If I’m honest, the only explanation that even comes close to being organic would be the discovery that this partnership that he thought he was building with Mellie was merely a figment of his imagination brought on by guilt. I’d like to believe that had Mellie actually gone to him and talked to him about Rowan’s blackmail, he’d have been fine. I’d like to think that he sent Mellie packing because she simply couldn’t be trusted to not undermine him at every turn. That I would buy. What I got, left me scratching my head, while I was happy that Mellie was finally being given her marching orders, the disjointed-ness was what I struggled with.

6.  The show seemingly forgetting that Big Jerry told Mellie about Remington about night he raped her, so her ignorance when it was mentioned was a tad ridiculous.

7.  Maya Pope being released

Initially I was really happy that Maya was back, I assumed that she’d be the one to save her child,  but that conversation with Olivia happened, and I discovered that the mother-daughter bonding that I was hoping for was a pointless dream. Shonda wasn’t going to give Olivia at least one parent who wasn’t a total assbag.

8.  The Human Vibrator casually mentioning that B613 was responsible for a school shooting to distract the public from what the administration were doing.

Say what?

9.  The fact that Lizzie  is now Chief of Staff. 

In what world would that ever happen? Doesn’t Fitz know that she was schtupping Andrew? That she was trying to bring him down?  That she pretty much has no loyalty to him?

10. The fact that Rowan went specifically to Mellie to ask for those list of Grand Juror names:

Especially when they were all on the same bus anyway so their names were irrelevant? Command sees all, and is all powerful yet somehow he needed little ole Mellie to get those names for him? What the fuck? And without David? Really?

11.  Jake offering to run away with Olivia again.

What a douche. Running solves nothing you idiot.

What I Liked

1.  Rowan taking Mellie’s hand and Mellie looking like she’d just been slimed.


2.  Rowan: “Ask me what I need

Rowan showing pictures of Mellie and Andrew getting it on was the best. The look on her face when she discovered that Rowan had some righteous dirt on her?

Remember this boob grab that totally missed the mark?

3.  Damascus Bainbridge?

Rowan really has a God complex.

4.  Rowan:  "Does it interest you?
Mellie:  ”It does.

This made me laugh out loud.

5.  Fitz being supportive of Mellie

Still love that he’s no longer being a douchebag to her, even if she deserves it.

6.  Mellie: ”I am the First Lady of the United States..
Rowan: “That’s not going to work on me so don’t  bother, ask me what I need.


7.  David:  “State your name for the record.”
THV:  “Jake Ballard”
David:  ”Is that your given name?“
THV:  ”No

Did anybody else peep that Jake isn’t his real name? Just me then? Oh well…

8.  Fitz:  ”Do you think I’ll make a good president?
Olivia:  ”I think you’ll make a great president.

Loved the Olitz flashbacks. Olitz when they weren’t a toxic mess was everything.

9.  Olivia:  ”We have one goal, to bring down B613 and to bring down my father. To do what is right. So you tell the truth. The whole truth. No matter what happens, no matter who gets hurt.“

10.  "Fitz. "If it weren’t for you, Susan would never have made it to the Oval Office. I blame you for Susan by the way.”
Olivia: “Susan is a national treasure”
Fitz:  "Susan’s a muppet.“
Olivia: *Laughs*   "She’s amazing”
Fitz: “No seriously, you picked a good one. You always do.”

I love whenever Fitz recognizes how brilliant Olivia is.

11.  Fitz:  “What’s wrong?”
Olivia:  "I just wanted to say hello. And good luck with Mellie’s election. And  congratulations on the Brandon Bill. That’s….That is the man I voted for. I’m proud of you.“
Fitz: "Liv, I’m grateful. Thank you.”
Olivia: “Goodbye Fitz.”

I’m not gonna lie when I heard this conversation, I became way more optimistic about how the show was going to end. I’ve watched Shonda’s shows enough to know that if an OTP is miserable in the first few moments of the show, they’re going to be in a better place by the end of it, and vice versa.

12.  Huck;  "Liv, something happened.

I know I wasn’t the only person who was dreading who was dead. When Liv was shaking at the crime scene, I thought  it might have been Quinn, then David came out and puked, and I was pretty happy to realize that the slaughtered people were the jurors, and not anybody significant. It was obviously not going to be THV, so I was happy that Shonda didn’t kill anybody else off.

13.  Lizzie:  ”That list of names, it was those jurors, they’re all dead.“.
Mellie:  "STOP TALKING!”

That right there was justification for Lizzie selling Mellie out to Fitz later. let Mellie be Mellie, she can’t do anything right.

14.  David.  "While I live for justice, I don’t want to die for it.


15.  Mellie rushing around like a headless chicken in a blind panic.

Yep, she’ll make a great senator. Always so much grace under fire.

16.  Mellie:  ”Cyrus. I killed those grand jurors.

Oh Mellie, you are such a dumbass.

17.  Olivia: ”I’m so angry that I’m vibrating. I can feel it in my bones.“
Jake:  "Ok…”
Olivia: “Don’t hug me! I’m sick of being comforted. I’m sick of fighting and losing. I’m sick of him being in my way. I am not his victim. I am not his child. And right now? Right now I don’t want to gladiate for everyone else. I want this. I want this. This is mine, Jake. I want what’s mine. I’m owed! And watch me take it! And then, for once in his life, he’s the scared kid and I’m command and he’s got nothing, no one. He’s trapped because you can’t take Command, right?”
Jake: “Right.”

I love how passionate Liv was here. She was so over it.

18.  Maya:  "I’m living out the rest of my days in this cell, you call that winning?


19.  Olivia;”It’s always about you isn’t it?… Did your father and I never tell you that you were special enough when you were little? Did we not give you enough hugs?“

Mama Pope stays being almost as bad as her husband. Girl, the two of you abandoned your child when she was twelve years old, you don’t get to remonstrate her for being flawed now.

At least Maya gave her some interesting information at the end of that conversation.

20.  Cyrus not giving two fucks about Mellie’s predicament.

He’s still salty as hell about her running for senator.

21.  Mellie:  ”He knows what we did to Sally’s husband.

Oh yeah, hey Mellie, you already had blood on your hands seeing as your scheming with Cyrus got that poor man kilt.

22.  Cyrus: "Shhhh…don’t tell Fitz.”

This is where Mellie went wrong. Listening to Cyrus is usually always a mistake.

22.  Olivia going to the CIA with the B613 files.


23.  Olivia:  "School shooting in Cherry Hill, New Jersey.“
The Human Vibrator:  distraction for the media when B613 blew up the presidential palace in Kenya.”

Really though?

24.  Lizzie:  “If there’s anything that I can do for you, I mean it anything, I’ll do it…you need to tell me everything.”

Mellie stays being the dumbest rock in the box. I can’t believe she told the woman who she shared a dick with her deepest darkest secrets before going to her husband.

25.  Cyrus:  "Honey, I’m gonna call you honey because I can’t remember your first name and I don’t care. Honey, you want to be reasonable about this.“

Cyrus is literally the worst.

26.  Olivia being arrested.

What the fuck?

27.  The human vibrator being arrested.

Happy dancing!

28.  Fitz’s great speech about Mellie.

I appreciate the effort this man is putting into trying to be a better man, but none of that shit he said about Mellie was even remotely true.

29.  Cyrus threatening to harm Abby.

Please die. Not really, but I really hate you.

30.  Cyrus: ”When you know someone’s pressure point, you can make them do just about anything.

Cyrus, you never had to try that hard with David sweetie, he has a yellow streak running all the way down his back.

31. David trying to get Olivia and the Human Vibrator to retract their statements even though he was the one who started this freaking court case in the first place.

32.  Cyrus:  ”I can’t have a soul, because if I had one, if never accomplish a thing.“


33.  Rowan calling Olivia to brag about beating her again.

I’m wondering why Rowan didn’t have Maya killed?

34.  Rowan: ”Rowan is dead, but Eli Pope, well now I’m just an old, innocent, doddering paleontologist, who works for the Smithsonian. No one is looking at me, no one is searching for me. No one would even think to wonder what I’m up to. I am free, and for that baby, Daddy thanks you.“

God I hate this character.

I wish he’d been killed.

35.  Announcer:  ”Your new junior senator, Mellie Grant"

This is still one of the most absurd story lines on the show this season.

36.  Lizzie telling Fitz what Mellie did.

She’s a wicked, wicked woman, but it serves Mellie right for being so fucking stupid.

37.  Lizzie’s smirk.

I’m not even mad.

38.  Police officer:  “Elijah Pope?”
Rowan: “Yes.”
Police officer: “You’re under arrest.”
Rowan: “Let me tell you about the terrible mistake you about to make–”
Officer:  "You know what Chief, I hear this story about five times a day, go ahead and cuff him"

39.  Olivia: “Rowan did that, Command, did that, he had power, but you? How did you describe yourself? an old, innocent, doddering paleontologist, who works for the Smithsonian. You were right. We couldn’t take Command, but we can take Eli Pope.”

Yessssss!  Rowan screaming in the jail was everything. Everything.

40.  Quinn:  “Why are you working with Rowan?”
Huck: “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Quinn:  "Yes you do. Those bodies in the morgue, I know your work, I’d know it anywhere, that was you.“

41.  Quinn:  “I will shoot you, I will shoot you like the animal you are. You wanna test me?”

A bit harsh Quinn but point taken.

By the way, I loved this entire scene between Huckleberry Quinn. Such great acting between the two of them.

42.  Fitz:  "You think I’d let you be president after what you did?“
Mellie: "What I did? Fitz…”
Fitz:  "I know about the jurors.“


43.  Fitz: ”We’re not a team. You don’t even know what you did wrong. You don’t even know why it was wrong.
Mellie:  "I was wrong to take care of us.“
Fitz:  "Get out. Pack your bags and get out of my house.

Lol. Man this reeks of all kinds of hypocrisy, but guess what, I don’t have two fucks to give about Mellie, because she should have been marched out of the White House in season two. She’s done her share of shit, but people stay forgiving her for all her bad deeds, because she was raped.

44.  Cyrus: “What’s going on. She knew about the jurors?

Cyrus stays trying to look out for number one.

45.  Fitz:  "Cyrus. Mellie came to you, I know that. You went to the CIA I know that too. You arrested Olivia, you released Maya, you worked with the man who killed my son. I know everything, so don’t lie to me.
Cyrus:  "Sir..“
Fitz:  "Do not lie to me. And do not tell me that you were trying to protect me.”
Cyrus: “Sir, please”
Fitz: “You’re fired.”

Say what? Oh my God, first Rowan ends up in jail for embezzling, now Fitz has finally fired that monster, Cyrus? At this point, I was pretty much in seventh heaven.
I love that Fitz finally gathered his presidential balls, and was strong. About time too.

46.  “The Human Vibrator:  This is where the ride ends.
Olivia: “What?”
THV:  "My mission is complete.“
Olivia:  "Your mission?”
THV:  "B613 is gone. Command is in jail. I have delivered you home safe and sound. My mission is complete. And it has been my pleasure. Take care, Liv.“

Yes go, go! Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

47.  THV: They asked me to look out for you, both of them. Your father the bad guy, and the president, the good guy. They both asked me to keep you safe, they both made you my mission, and I went over the line on both accounts.
I’m in love with you. And if I’m telling the whole truth, no matter who gets hurt, it goes like this, I am in love with you, but you are in live with him.
Olivia:  *Radio silence*
TVH:  "You are owed Olivia. You want what’s yours? Go and take it.

Man, I was internally screaming at this point because I knew that there’d be an Olake blood bath come the end of the episode. And I was here for it.

48.  Mellie finally being ushered out of the White House wearing her green for jealousy fifties ensemble.

If I had any fucks to give about Mellie,I’m may have felt sorry for her, but I don’t so I was all:

49.  Cyrus handing in his access badges.

I live!

50.  Fitz going to Liv’s house and finding that she wasn’t there.

For a moment I wondered if she’d decided to abscond to parts unknown again, then I was reminded now well that worked out for her last time and knew that the writers were terrible, but they wouldn’t repeat that mess again.

51.  Fitz walking along the corridors of power all alone.

I didn’t feel emotional. I didn’t dammit.

When he went out into the balcony, I’m not gonna lie, I was expecting for him to get shot. What can I say, I have trust issues when it comes to Shondaland.

52.  Olivia: “Nice view

Woah.  Firstly, how the fuck did she get so far into the president’s private residence, then I remembered that I was watching Scandal so discarded that question.  I was just way too dumbstruck to actually give a fuck how she got there. Hell I wasn’t even distracted by the worst green screen ever.

53.  Olivia:  "Hi.“
Fitz:  "Hi”

I’m not gonna get sucked in, I’m not gonna get sucked in, I’m not gonna… Oh who gives a fuck, I’ve been totally sucked in and it hurts so good at this point.

54.  Fitz:  "You’re here.“
Liv:  "I’m here. Charlotte is very helpful and informative.”

God bless Charlotte and her unprofessional ass.

55.  Fitz:  "What happens now?“
Olivia:  "Whatever we want.”

And just like that, my crusty, nearly dead,  Olitz shipper heart bounced back to life.

Now Olakers will have the entire summer to be mad, and I can’t lie, I’m here for it. Olitzers have had to deal with Shonda’s fuckery for four years. Let them feel the delights of her screwing them over for once.

Random Observations

1.  Just like with Scott Foley, I thought the decision to make Portia a series regular was head scratching. Like, what has she brought to the show? She’s been pretty ornamental all season, so Shonda decides to make her a regular? This is literally Scott Foley being promoted all over again. Oh well, we’ll see how useful her character is next year. Thank God Fitz at least has Susan on his side.

2.  Where has Cyrus’ husband Michael been?

3.  I said at the beginning of season four that Shonda has a habit of writing the opposite of whatever she does in the premiere, in the finale, and that trend continued with this finale.  We started the season with Olivia looking rather bohemian on an island being fingered by Jake. We end with her in Fitz’s arms. The season started with Mellie and Fitz in misery on the balcony, we end with an ecstatic Liv and Fitz on the balcony.

4.  At the beginning of the season, Olitz were barely speaking to each other, we ended with them looking forward to a future together. Some great parallels there.

5.  Here Comes The Sun was such a wonderful song to end on, the irony wasn’t lost on me, however the sun was always about Olitz (see episode 3x13), never the crackship.


My only prediction is that Shonda loves to build things only to tear them apart, so I’m fully expecting that Olivia and Fitz will be back to being a mess within the first three episodes of season 5.

Here’s what I want for season five

Fitz and Olivia actually working shit out together. Please God, no more back and forth.

B613 needs to be dead and buried.

A bitter presidential divorce. Come on Shonda, there’s lots of drama to be had out of this story line. We’ve all waited long enough.

Mellie finally becoming the vengeful bitch she should have always been.

Quinn shoots Huck and puts him out of our misery.

Cyrus and Mellie working together against the White House.

Jake dies in a horrible car accident.

I think that’s about all I want for season 5, I guess we’ll see in the fall what Shonda decides to do.

So yes, I will be back for more Shonda fuckery next season, but I have a feeling I’ll be way less patient.

Let’s hope that Olivia nor Fitz will be looking back in season five.

Here are some lovely GIFs of Olitz in the season four finale.