I like to think maybe Robbie has some strength to his frame from messing around with so many metal parts and dragging around giant canons and everything else he does that in a moment of emergency he just picks up Sportakook (bridal or over his shoulder, either way) and runs for dear life instead of Sportanerd grabbing him and everyone is confused and Sportacute is flustered because no one has carried him since he was a young babe and Robbie is confused as of why Sportaflop is so red and– yea… but
We need more Stronger-than-we-thought-he-was Robbie Rotten
Christine: Look, my dude, I get it, you crave love and acceptance because your face looks like a scientific experiment gone wrong and you really have the hots for me, but could you, like, please let me and my bf go- wait, what’s that noose for?
I’m sorry but I find it incredibly funny that there are some people who continuously go into the tags of the characters and ships they hate just to find people who actually like those characters and ships just to send them hate. I’m sorry but if you think i’m going to take anything you say on my post seriously when you run a hate blog… well you thought wrong.
Jyn and Cassian spring apart, so abruptly
Jyn makes a sound like a startled animal and Cassian almost falls off the pilot’s seat, as if that would be good enough to erase what Bodhi had seen when he stormed into the cockpit.
“Can you guys save this for later? Like when you have a room?” Bodhi continues, fully aware of the red rising in Jyn’s cheeks, matching the angry looking marks on her neck. He loved teasing new couples.
“Is everyone okay? I heard a lot of noise for a person delivering a status report to two peo- oh Jyn, your body temperature is rising rapidly,” Kay leans in the the doorway.
“I’m fine, Kay,” Jyn snarls.
“You don’t look fine.”
“She’s fine Kay. Bodhi, take Kay back with you.”
“You don’t look fine either, Cassian. Your heart rate is much higher than your normal resting rate, and your face is incredibly pale. Should I administer treatment for shock?” Kay continues. Bodhi couldn’t tell if Kay was doing it on purpose, but couldn’t help but chuckle.
“Kay. We’re good. Go take Bodhi with you to check the inventory. We’re set for landing soon.”
“Actually, Cassian, we still have approximately two standard hours bef-”
“Kay.” Cassian looks pained.
“Let’s go,” Bodhi says, pulling Kay by the arm, failing to hide the smirk on his face. “He knows how to get Jyn back to normal, right Cass?” Jyn looks mortified.
“I don’t think his methods would be better than mine,” Kay replies and Bodhi doubles over with laughter. Cassian glares at Bodhi as he and the droid head back to the hold.
New couples, man. Wait till Luke heard about this one.