Summary: Jimin and Jungkook have been the top hitmen duo in Seoul
since the day they picked up their first revolvers and shot a man without a
second look back. But when they cross paths with a skilled hacker by the name
of Kim Taehyung, things start to change up a little.
Length: 4 chps, 27.3k words
Warnings: Some violence and language
My Review: Wow….I am so pleasantly surprised. I enjoyed this
SO MUCH. The characterization was so on point along with the plot, romance, humor,…. everything. I never thought I would read a hitmen!AU for some reason and yet here I am today. It’s one of my top favorites.
Jack betrayed by his son. Lol i have so much fun doing this idk why xDD
I laughed in this moment for like 24 hours and still i can’t breath, somebody save me. Anyway, The Last Guardian is my favorite game in 2016, i’m in love with this game, it’s beautiful and with Jack’s funny xDD. And Trico AAAAAAAAA my heart is fully clear i want Trico so badly <’333
Also - WARNING FOR THE HEADPHONES USERS ON THE END, i forget about it x”D sorry guys, love ya <’3
Driving around this morning, my wife and I were having a discussion about medication for ADD and how school is such exquisite torture nowadays that kids with mild ADD take medication but only on school days, and we pass this farm boutique place …
My wife: “I mean, I don’t always take my ADD meds, if it’s a day when I don’t think I’ll have to get much done - ROOSTER!!!!! There’s a rooster!”
There was, indeed, a rooster strutting around by the side of the road. My wife was very excited. I live a blessed life.
(of a person or their actions) without thinking or caring about the consequences of an action.
Word Count: 834
Genre: Angst, light fluff
Warnings: Swearing, smoking, drinking, general reckless behavior
This is based on the Run and I NEED U MV’s because….just because. I’m realizing now there’s been so much smoking in my scenarios recently and I’d give you a good reason but I can’t because there isn’t one lol. Honestly, idk what I was doing with this. There will be a part two to this but it may take me a little bit longer so I apologize. Anywho, I hope you enjoy this! Thank you <3
“I don’t understand why Namjoon didn’t want us to go out tonight like we’d ever do anything out of the ordinary.” “By out of the ordinary do you mean being normal?”
Hey! So I’ve seen a lot of people doing these, and I decided to do one for my 5,000th post, but I missed that so here it is now! This is a list of people who I consider to be my friends (I hope they all feel the same, otherwise this could be awkward lol) I highly recommend following all of them because I love them all very much.
Still iffy on his name but I’ve decided on some personality at least! I like the idea of him being self conscious of the fact he’s bits of lion, goat, dragon and snake smooshed together–like sometimes he will accidentally bah or his snake tail will try and do her own thing or he’ll cough or sneeze fires sometimes but has just kinda tries to laugh at himself before anyone else can do it for him. So he’ll purposely dress with patterns that don’t match and just kinda be all “I don’t match anyways so why bother~” [which he’s not coloured yet so you can’t see that lol]
Leaning towards the name Chadmera but idk how much I love that.
he’d rather a kiss on the lips than on the cheek -giggling like a shoujo girl-
probably has soft hands??? idk why but I imagine he has soft hands?? maybe someone who has touched his hand before can tell me, that would be nice…
22yo and mature yet remains playful bc he wants to “remain a child at heart”
his handwriting which totally suits his personality bc it’s messy and spastic, but bubbly and cute
when he tries 2 draw some stuff
when he uses this emote @_@
pro at fanservice
can probably befriend some of the shyest and least sociable people because he’s so friendly and sociable himself
collects action figures did u see him in AHL he got so fcking excited when he walked into that one shop and saw all the action figures what a fucking cute-ass fucker jsfsdf bye he bought the Spongebob one I’m gonna squish him (update: he went 2 an action figure museum/showcase thing or whatever that was what a cute little geek boy)
has this obvious joy when it comes to making people laugh. not just bc he’s part of the sunshine line, but he just genuinely tries to make people laugh and looks like :// if he doesn’t get a good reaction
scared of a variety of things it okay bby, ARMY will protect u
very much a hoe
very much my ideal type
I have only seen him hold a baby once but it was adorable and he held it so gently, but so safely with his arms all around it wowowow cutecutecutecutecutecute
quite aware of his surroundings, notices almost everything. (I think he’d be that person who listens to what you’re talking about even though someone started talking over you, like even if u don’t think he’s listening, he probably heard what you said.)
he gave Namjoon his gold medal after he won that race it was so cute idfkkfkgj
not afraid to cry and doesn’t seem to buy into that whole “““real men don’t c ry ..!! :// :P !!”“““ bullshit
when someone makes fun of him or ignores him and he does that thing where he grabs their shirt and gets up in their face
playful and can act energetic, but damn he’s so chill tbh
doesn’t appear to mind making a little bit of a scene with his large expressions and gestures and his loud laugh/voice
sniffed Jungkook’s neck and Jimin’s head and likes the smell of Mickey’s paws oh my god… ♥♥♥
so open, so warm, so kind, so lovely
when he gets unexpectedly bashful
Jungkook was too shy to do freestyle on Hope On The Street so Hobi let him do one of his best choreos instead and of course was shouting supportive things n being the good hype man he is wow ;u; ♥
he’s like always trying to live his life to the fullest?? he experiences things with such emotion ;;
when he does little shouts and ad-libs in the bg of songs
A+ sense of humor.. doesn’t seem to particularly enjoy laughing at people’s pains and misfortunes, but would probably laugh at a fart joke and also likes wordplay.. 내 스타일 👌
he does the bouncy leg thing when he’s sitting down ;u;
was damn ready 2 switch seats w/Jimin bc Chimchar was feeling carsick (JM: “can anyone switch seats with me…?” HS: -already has his seat belt undone halfway through Jimin’s sentence??-)
when he takes his hat off, runs his hand through his hair, den puts his hat back on 👌👍
I don’t know if this is just because his job description kind of calls for him being this way with social media but he seems to keep his personal friendships/family life out of the public view like he seems kind of private that way and idk I think I respect that
kind of mentioned a massage thing already but like he and Jimin seem 2 always massage each other?? I think it’s bc they’re both main dancers so they understand the aches that go along with it and I bet u Hoseok will also massage other member’s backs n stuff he’s a mama-like caretaker li’l bub he wants ppl to be comfy n happy inside and out
when he stutters
“too bad~ but it’s too sweet, it’s too sweet~ -body rolls n does cool dance moves-” he got to do that whole video on his own bro I’m so proud of him ;;
wants to trAVEEEELLLL can u imagine going on a trip with him oh my fff ;u;
he can beatbox bro like got damn
Yoongi said Hoseok has a soft spot for compliments lol~
he doesn’t like… take himself too seriously?? idk like… he acts sexy for the camera and then laughs at himself for it
wrote a song about his mother
included his mother’s voice in the song by calling her and recording her answering his call
girl group dance pro
“my butt is nice -proceeds to show off his butt-”
when he went to that one artist’s showcase or whatever that was with Jimin #artappreciation
casual glaces at the cam-bam dfdhr why do I like that so much
“You couldn’t tell which one was the flower, huh? I was the flower.”
hii~ I love your account so much, you make the best reactions lol ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ but I wanted to know if you could make a bts reaction to you getting a ferret? like they get home and they see it or like you two go to buy a pet & you end up liking the ferrets better idk something like that haha, please & thank youuu!
I laughed so much when I saw this request omfg. Sorry for the long wait hon and thank you ilyyy
Gifs not mine
Jin: OMFG THAT IS THAT? WHY IS IT HERE OMFG Y/N OMG OMG
You: I got a ferret. Isn’t so adorableeeeeee?
Jin: Now I’ve got one more mouth to feed
Jin: Now let me pet it.
Suga: Did you fart?
You: No, it’s the ferret.
Suga: THE WAT?
You: I got a ferret. It’s too cute and I couldn’t resist
Suga: It stinks..*gif*
You: LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT HOME
Rap Mon: *Gif*
You: He’s not that baddd
Rap Mon: It’s a male?
You: Yeaaa its a boy
Rap Mon: You better not like him more than me
You: But –
Jhope: Pleaseeee jagiyaaaa *gif*
You: Ok fine you can watch it for the night..
Jhope: YAY HERE I COME SWEETFACE
Jimin: OMG IS THAT A FERRET?
Jimin: OMG NO WAYYYY
Jimin: I fucking love you
You: Wha…where is it?
Taehyung: Where’s what?
You: The ferret
Taehyung: What..why didn’t you tell me? I called animal control..
You: I told you I got a ferret!
Taehyung: I thought you meant like a stuffed animal..
Jungkook: You’re joking right?
Jungkook: Then I guess I’m about to make another friend
this wasn’t even that great bc SCHOOL IS WITHIN A WEEK *cries*
(I’m a Sag btw and this post was made before I knew much about astrology lol)
aries: pretty nice and sweet, but can be misunderstanding assholes at times, so it takes some effort to know them but once u do they’re ok
taurus: personality is very cute, good with ppl, get excited easily, MEME TRASH, just rlly sweet in general like how tf??
gemini: don’t talk much, they’re not as 2 faced as ppl think they’re just better at hiding their real feelings, kind of distanced and aloof like idk why??
cancer: life is a party and they’re gonna OWN it, have a gr8 sense of humor, usuAlLY HAVE THE GREATEST LAUGHS TBH, may seem pretty rude on the outside but r literally sweet lil marshmallows
leo: great friend, hilarious, VERY BLUNT NO JOKE, can make pretty self deprecating jokes but also have great confidence, also: amazing hair like woW, meme trash
virgo: sarcastic, loves music like brO, HILARIOUS YO, socially awkward but once u get to know them they’re great so stiCK AROUND WITH THEM OK, not very open with ppl but dont let that make u think they’re rude
libra: very flirty (sometimes they don’t even realize it), loud mouths, HILARIOUS, very touchy feely with everyone, can’t hold a grudge for the life of them, might think they’re a bit annoying so pls take some time in ur day to assure a libra that they’re gr8
scorpio: intelligent, have very nice eyes, can either be super unfeeling or a hormonal pregnant lady (there is no inbetween), terrible listeners and comforters, loyal as hell tho
sagittarius: constant resting bitch face, very over confident, very dorky but act like they’re cool, people think they’re rude but tbh they’re really not all like that
capricorn: quiet, very artistic, basically the trope for “beware the quiet ones,” can be quite the partier, very good friend
aquarius: very very sweet people, great listeners, sometimes kinda passive, very artistic, HELLA CUTE, music is like a second language to them, the type of person that u wanna just sit down and gaze at the stars with
pisces: charming when they wanna be, bit of a loudmouth, can be extreme assholes, sometimes unaware that their actions can hurt others, immature at times, some of them can be rlly good friends tho
So I’ve been tagged by my fash friend Gelo. Merci! I’m not really fond of challenges like this but whatevs, this could be fun. Here’s a blog post!
Vingt faits sur moi:
I. I am both the kaleidoscopic colours you see in the glimmer of the sun rays and the shadows casted from it
II. As a kid, I used to pretend to be asleep so that my mum or dad would carry me lol
III. I am a romantic, I tend to over romanticize things but I am still aware of the “general” reality
IV. I nail bite A LOT. So I wear nail polish to avoid doing so
V. I am both an introvert and extrovert
VI. I make a weird sound whenever I laugh (note: it sounds a bit like a platypus, perry the platypus)
VII. I used to study speaking French, Italian, and German when I was younger. Just because. But I forgot all about it haha (darn it) now, it’s just Spanish
VIII. I was dead serious about being a nun back then, until my senior year in high school
IX. I tend overspend on food, books, art materials, clothes, shoes, and other unnecessary cute paraphernalia
X. I value solitude, people shouldn’t be afraid of being alone (well of course in certain situations like it’s 2am and you’re in the streets and it’s dark. Well you get my point)
XI. I don’t tend to judge easily, I’m quite fascinated with different types of people and the stories they hold within them– You can be yourself with me.
XII. I’m the type of friend who is honest and frank. I’ll tell you when shit’s up, you’ll hate me sometimes for it (cos I’m telling the truth haha) but it means you’re worth my time and I love you
XIII. I am a very sentimental person when it comes to certain things, I appreciate love notes, simple messages, little trinkets, yanno the random acts of kindness and love; cos I’m willing to do much the same for people who do.
XIV. I’ve read thick encyclopedias about space and time continuum as a kid (idk cos my mum just buys a lot of books and they’re there so why not make use of em) and I review in British accent for better info absorption lol srsly
XV. I enjoy laughing and making kulit about nonsensical things as well as deep convos. I’m quite unpredictable, laid back and hungry most of the time (hahaha when you’re w my common phrase is, “tara kain tayo”)
XVI. I used to join singing contests and was a vocalist in a teenage rock band hahaha
XVII. I have mild (hopefully) synesthesia
XVIII. I tend to lucid dream a lot, sometimes I cannot decipher if I’m awake or not
XIX. I try to live a simple life, which is the hardest to achieve.
XX. I don’t really care much about what other people think, except for those whom I love and genuinely want the best for me, the world can fuck off hahaha jknotjk
There! Hope you enjoyed reading the bits and pieces of my anatomy. :)
What's your ideal bf as far as aesthetic appearance and personality traits? Please answer!!!!!
dark hair, olive skin, lanky, maybe a little bit of stubble. wears chinos with some ugly ass old beat up vans. idk why i love that so much but i do. he has to be funny first and foremost!! like if i’m not laughing i’m prob going to fake a narcoleptic episode and peace the Phuck out. and he has to be smart. and nice. and all the typical positive attributes that are desired in a person lol. he’d also have to be pretty lame because i find that to be endearing