lol idek tbh

how i described bts before i knew them
  • 2 of them can act right? lmao: jin and v
  • the one with the abs more famous than the queen of england herself: jimin
  • coconut who can do anything: jk
  • dance monster 2.0 and a lot of people called him a horse why: j hope
  • his face is the proof of gods existence: jin
  • english speaking dude who i fallen in love with but never knew his name or that he was the leader: namjoon
  • i was intimidated by a shroom: yoongi
  • why is everyone calling him an alien: v

Aurite ♡

jimin as a boyfriend

i know there are probably 100 versions of this out there and this is the 101st version :)

Originally posted by ohparkjimin

  • pet names, not only the cute ones
  • sings to you or with you a lot
  • teasing, like, a lot of that
  • he’d probably intertwine your fingers while walking around in the grocery store or something
  • pda, pda, pda 
  • very domestic
  • bet, he’s a hopeless romantic so expect flowers every now and then or chocolates or stuff like that
  • that means that days like your anniversary or valentines day never go to short 
  • serenading you to sleep
  • meeting up at the dance studio to watch him dance and make out there
  • tickling you until you are out of breath, begging him to stop
  • always kinda worries about losing you, so when he says ‘i love you’, he expects you to say it back. otherwise he will worry about it until you say it the next time (but how can you not love him, am i right?)
  • jealous jimin
  • listening to taeyang with him :) like, a lot
  • he kisses every inch of your exposed body parts, even in public (so don’t wear crop tops, this would end embarrassing)
The one that got away | 1977 | Alecto & Barty

For once, Alecto could say that so far, she was enjoying the winter holidays. Two days ago, she and Donovan Mulciber got engaged and her father had been surprisingly quiet which was the same as heaven itself. 

The previous day she had owled Barty  she wanted to tell him the news in person, and they arranged to have tea together. Her father was even pleased that she was going to have tea at the Couch Manor, but maybe it was just the general mood and the fact that he was finally getting rid of her. The only one who seemed to be upset at home was Amycus, but she didn’t linger too much on that, mainly because he never did anything to help and she truly needed to get away from that house.

Alecto landed at the entrance of the Crouch Manor and the house elf guided her towards the sitting room after taking her coat. She waited for her friend standing by the fireplace, watching the dancing flames while playing with her engagement ring absent mindedly.

@thepurest-barty-crouch 

[fic] home for christmas [1/1]

writer: it me lol
recipient: @mongoose-bite
contents: a whole lot of pining and fluff, dilf eren ((whoo o oo u guys remember that au?? i sure do man like holy crap)), christmas dude, kissing and casual frottage.
summary: after graduating college, levi goes back home for izzy’s and eren’s christmas party and falls in love all over again

read on ao3 or under the cut, there is nsfw content!!!!

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Imagine your otp
  • Person A: *calling person B* Hello...it's me
  • Person B: *ends call immediately*
  • *a bit later*
  • Person A: *walks to the other side of the road*
  • Person A: *texts person B* Hello from the other side
  • Person B: *shouts* Shut up!
  • Person A: *laughs at their own stupidity*
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“What have you lost?” Bilbo persisted.

But now the light in Gollum’s eyes had become a green fire, and it was coming swiftly nearer. Gollum was in his boat again, paddling wildly back to the dark shore; and such a rage of loss and suspicion was in his heart that no sword had any more terror for him.