lol i'm not even lying

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“Who are you?” “I’m his girlfriend.”
“Girlfriend?” “Yes.”
“He’s just doing you.” “Also that! Yeah!”
“…No!”

pinkbonded  asked:

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unpopular opinion

This fandom is so completely unfunny that it’s unbelievable. The jokes they make are so.. grating? I don’t think there’s been a single time I’ve actually laughed at anything anyone in the fandom has done. Jokes my friends have made, sure, but nothing else, really.

The best example of this is like.. no the Pidge Is Italian Ha Ha and Keith Is Texan Jokes Ha Ha aren’t funny. They’re so annoying and it looks like you have the sense of humor of a ten year old. You’re just grabbing the lowest hanging branch and trying showing people how hilarious you are, but you aren’t, you just look obnoxious. I feel like everybody who finds those kinds of jokes funny must be in some pact together where the sworn oath is to laugh at them because normally, what kind of low standards do you have to find the fifty fucking thousandth “haha mama mia” “ny’all” joke funny. Or you know, maybe that’s just me being Not Fun. Either way. I hate them. Seriously, when that ‘Keith is Texan’ thing was.. a thing, I had every variation I could think of blacklisted because I couldn’t stand to see the people here not shut up for one second about it.

It’s more like just the way people latch onto a single trait of a character and then make ENDLESS jokes about them. Like Shiro’s eyeliner! HILARIOUS, better make a thousand posts about it, even though those are literally just his eyes because he’s fucking Asian. 

Also the “THERE’S ONLY ONE THING WORSE THAN A MURDERER” “A CHILD” “NO” joke has been done and drawn like 5 times. “Has anyone done this befor–” Yes actually, and so has any other uncreative shitpost. Do you have eyes or are you just hungering for notes and know this is the easiest way to get them because nobody here has standards.

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A cloud of ravens was pouring from the cave, and he saw a little girl with torch in hand, darting this way and that. For a moment Bran thought it was his sister Arya… madly, for he knew his little sister was a thousand leagues away or dead. And yet there she was, whirling, a scrawny thing, ragged, wild, her hair atangle. Tears filled [his] eyes and froze there.

Louis and his alpha triplets from Four’s Company by vampire_angel_z~!
Newest chapter was amazing and just in time for my birthday.  It was like a present and reward for having my thesis approved at the same time. :3

Sungjoo: Hey, wanna see this really cool trick that I can do? It’s a very rare genetic trait and only one person in the entire human race can do it.

Me: No.

Sungjoo: Oh come on, you’re really gonna say no to a face like this? I can’t show you unless you help me out…

Me: Help you out? Help you? YOU of all people? Nahh, I’ve heard about you and I didn’t like what they’ve been saying about you so no, no way.

Sungjoo: Aww, please? It’ll be worth your while…

Me: ………………

Me: ……………….

Me: ……………….

Me: Okay sooooo… what was it that you wanted to show me?

Me: *Leaves the UNIQ dorm in the middle of the night after spending some time with Sungjoo like*

(gifs not mine, credit to owners)