lol i'm not done yet

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These two snippets from the YELL FOR Free!ES & HS! pamphlet had me laughing out loud, so naturally I have to share! Thank you @aliasanonyme for getting this for me! <3

IWATOBI INTERVIEW

Makoto: The training camps were really something, both last year’s and this years.

Haruka: And we had a joint training camp with Samezuka this year, so they really kicked it up a notch.

Rei: I wouldn’t describe it as “really something”, it’s more like…

Makoto: It was a disaster… an all-boys school can get pretty wild.

Nagisa: But wasn’t it like super fun!? The King’s game plus pillow fight tournament!

Rei: I didn’t expect it to last through the night. We were told off by Amakata-sensei the next day, who said “staying up late is detrimental to beauty!”

Nagisa: It was really funny~! Especially Sou-chan’s order when he was King~!

Haruka+Makoto: Nagisa!!

Nagisa: Awwww c'mon, it’s no big deal? You guys and Rin-chan looked really cute in the photos, y'know~?

Makoto: Don’t even think about showing them to anyone else!


SAMEZUKA INTERVIEW

Ai: In which case, speaking of traditions, the cultural festival’s…

Rin: Hey! Sto-, stop right there, Ai…!

Momo: Yeah, Ai-senpai! For next month’s cultural festival, I’m totally against the swimming club’s tradition of holding a Maid Cafe from Hell!! I don’t wanna wear a maid uniform-!! I wanna be a butler like the third years-!!

Ai: What are you talking about, Momo-kun? Look at me, it’ll be my second time dressing like that. Besides, Those maid uniforms were designed and redesigned by all our senpais from years past, they are the gems of their labor soaked in their sweat and tears…!

Momo: That makes it even worse-!

Sousuke: So what you mean is, Rin also wore the maid uniform when he was in second year.

Nitori: Oh, would you like to see? Rin-senpai was really amazing last year…!

Rin: Don’t you dare! Anyaway, why would you have those pictures? I’m so sure I’ve deleted all the data…!

Ai: Hehehe, amateur mistake, Rin-senpai. I took some pictures with a film camera as well.

Rin: Film…!? Shit, why didn’t I think of it…

Sousuke: Ai, develop one of those pictures for me,  it sounds like fun.

Nitori: Absolutely, it’d be my pleasure!

Rin: You guys~~~!

  • Zen: *sees a bee on MC's shoulder*
  • Zen: uh oh...
  • Zen: *rolls up newspaper*
  • Zen: Babe, stay still...
  • MC: Zen, what are you doi–
  • Zen: *using the newspaper as a megaphone* THERE'S A F**KING BEE ON YOU.
  • It's the middle of the night, and Connor wakes up Jared, though he wants his sleep.
  • Connor: Do you think we have to carry that heavy tree down there?
  • Jared: What tree?
  • Connor: *sarcastically* Evan.
  • Jared: Evan's not a tree, silly!
  • Alana: What's going on?
  • Jared: Connor thinks Evan is a tree!
  • Connor: I don't think he's a tree, I was just-
  • Alana: Did you say he was a tree?
  • Connor: No!! Well, yes, but not exac-
  • Alana: You know he's not a tree, right???
  • Jared: He's not a tree, Connor!
  • Evan: I'd like to be a tree...
  • Zoe: *trying to sleep* Would you all be QUIET????
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I’m here to give you a warning. Leave me and the people around me alone. And what if I don’t? If you don’t, I’ll come and find you, no matter where you may be. I’ll end our first encounter with just this warning but if I ever come to see you a second time, you will die.

k-project-anime  asked:

Hi, Blue! I'm guessing Tumblr ate my ask about a yandere DJD (since it was sent the same evening as the nick name ask and you ain't answered it) I'm gonna send it again. Human gets found by DJD, captured, caged, yada yada yada, and DJD find them selves getting fond of that tiny fleshbag. The human figures out they've gone yandere, and has each of them -well, almost all of them- wrapped around their little finger. Sure, they think, I'm in deep shit, but I'm the most protected human in the galaxy.

I didn’t actually get this earlier, so thank you for resending.  These are going to be waaaay out of character for our resident, murderous organiphobes, but frag it, i’m in the mood for scary robot cuddles!  Enjoy your diet yandere DJD, fam!  XD


You get fought over a lot whenever the DJD decide they’re in a cuddly mood (which is more often than you’d think for a gang of sadistic murderers)  Of course, it’s less like tender, affectionate cuddling and more like creepy, possessive, “I need to physically dominate this human to show how much better I am than them as a species” type petting.

Tarn likes to pull you into his lap a lot whenever he’s working, or just relaxing after a long day.  He strokes your hair like a Bond villain with a cat.  It’s a total power play, not only to show you who’s running the show, but to let everyone one else know as well.  He loves the affect that idly stroking his little “pet” as he talks has on people.  Deathasaurus has lost his train of thought many a time while talking to Tarn simply because he was too distracted by those sharp talons tracing gently along your back.

Vos and Kaon often fight over who gets to hold you.  Kaon sees you as more of a pet (possibly a companion for his prized turbo fox), while Vos just likes to feel bigger than somebody.  (He’s the aft that laughs whenever you get upset or cry.)  You can’t understand a word he says, so you never know if he’s insulting you or sweet talking you, but he always uses the same raspy sounding purr as he murmurs into your ear.  (He also tends to be a bit rough with his “cuddles”.  Expect several bruises and scrapes.)  Kaon is much gentler, but still just as intimidating.  He’s much more affectionate than his team mates so he’s usually the one picking you up for cuddles.  He’ll often have himself sandwiched between you and his turbo fox, stroking the two of you and cooing about how much he loves his sweet little “pets”.

Tesarus for the most part leaves you alone (he’s not a very touchy-feely kind of guy) but he does certainly see why the others obsess over you so often.  I mean, for an organic, you’re not half bad looking.  You catch him watching you frequently out of the corner of his optics (at least, you think you do.  That visor makes it hard to tell.)  He loves to watch you sleep.  Sometimes you’ll drift off in another part of the Peaceful Tyranny, only to awaken in Tesarus’ room, with the menacing bot looming over you.

Helex is the most territorial of the lot.  He likes to have you all to himself and growls at the others if they try to approach (except for Tarn, of course.)  He has a habit of licking things to claim them as his.  (As if being forcibly cuddled by a giant, walking death machine all the time wasn’t bad enough, now you have to deal with alien slobber.) He’ll drag his tongue over your face and your body as you whimper, while softly growling “mine” over and over under his breath.