30 Tell-tale Signs that you are Hardcore Yoongi Biased with the Softest Core
1. You cried at least 5x while listening to “The Last”
2. You cried when Agust D was released
3. You cried when you finally understood “First Love”
4. You’re practically dehydrated every time Yoongi releases a personal track
5. You also cried when Yoongi cried. This lane cries a lot.
6. You’re Yoongi kink list includes (but is not limited to): Yoongi working in his Studio, Yoongi playing the piano, Yoongi eating, Yoongi talking about his music, members talking about how Yoongi takes care of them
7. You see his hands, your first thought, I want his fingers between mine
8. Seeing his gummy smile makes you feel like everything will be okay
9. You almost bought bubble wrap when he injured his ear… You also wanted to fight a door… At some point in 2014 you also wanted to fight an appendix… but shit was too complicated to comprehend… just how?
10 .He breathes… you praise his genius
11. You could listen to him singing… on loop
12. You believe he is shippable with any Bangtan member… coz come on! His relationship with everyone IS good! (don’t fight us on this… trigger warning)
13. Yoongi + Basketball… cannon
14. When Yoongi does aegyo... you cringe… then giggle… then die.
16. You know what ‘brown’ is in Korean
17. Black, Blonde, Mint… probably in that order. You love Yoongi in all hair colors and you are always ready to fight BigHit when it changes. But you’ll love the new color anyways.
18. You know and love all his personas (BTS Suga, Min Pdnim, Agust D, Father Louis William Suga Adams III, Motionless Min) but your ultimate favorite is Min Yoongi.
19. You noticed how more cheerful and carefree he became after releasing his mixtape.
20. You see Yoongi sleeping, you think, “Yes, baby. So hardworking. You deserve that rest.”
21. Triggers: “Suga copied/plagiarized…”, “Suga is dieting”
22. You actually fear the day Yoongi regains his bulk and muscles. (You’re soft heart ain’t ready for that shit. He will be too perfect! *sobs*)
23. Kkaepjjang… IS a thing!
24. You BELIEVE in his dancing
25. You have listed either Daegu or Genius Lab (or both) as one of the top places you want to visit.
26. You hear Bangtan is on a break… you wait for Min Holly updates.
27. Your world stops when Yoongi tweets
28. You’re still waiting for A-Yo and So Far Away MV
29. When someone asks you why Yoongi is your bias, your first answer is “he inspires me…”
30. You actually finished this list just to see if you match any of the following…